Why did this article make me so angry?

[LikeMothers]

http://deadspin.com/5975168/the-defi...w-alabama-lies

Buttbama, buttbowl, I know this has been discussed endlessly here.

For some reason this article really grinds my gears. NDSU is the National Champion as proven on the field. The rest of this crap is journalism majors that sound like they're arguing about whether the Enterprise or a Star Destroyer would win a battle against each other.

[Tatanka]

http://deadspin.com/5975168/the-defi...w-alabama-lies

Buttbama, buttbowl, I know this has been discussed endlessly here.

For some reason this article really grinds my gears. NDSU is the National Champion as proven on the field. The rest of this crap is journalism majors that sound like they're arguing about whether the Enterprise or a Star Destroyer would win a battle against each other.

And, clearly, the Star Destroyer would kick the Enterprise's ass.

[SafeTeeJ]

And, clearly, the Star Destroyer would kick the Enterprise's ass.

not with JTK at the helm....never!

[Tatanka]

not with JTK at the helm....never!

Pffffft. All I'd have to do is send over some greenish bounty hunter dude in a dress and the Enterprise would be bouncing. Hell, I'd put the Rick Moranis and the platoon of assholes from Spaceballs in charge and they'd wipe their hind parts with the Enterprise before the scene cut to the mountains of Planet Druidia.

[SafeTeeJ]

Pffffft. All I'd have to do is send over some greenish bounty hunter dude in a dress and the Enterprise would be bouncing. Hell, I'd put the Rick Moranis and the platoon of assholes from Spaceballs in charge and they'd wipe their hind parts with the Enterprise before the scene cut to the mountains of Planet Druidia.

Sulu would just jam your radar!

[td577]

A couple of well placed tie fighters and the millennium falcon can take both out.


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[BlueBisonRock]

Sulu would just jam your radar!

[BisonNation11]

I will send Grant Olson on both your pathetic ships and rule the universe! #iwin #supermaninpads #bisonuniverse

[SafeTeeJ]

I will send Grant Olson on both your pathetic ships and rule the universe! #iwin #supermaninpads #bisonuniverse

There is no game tomorrow, is there?....

[SafeTeeJ]

Pffffft. All I'd have to do is send over some greenish bounty hunter dude in a dress and the Enterprise would be bouncing. Hell, I'd put the Rick Moranis and the platoon of assholes from Spaceballs in charge and they'd wipe their hind parts with the Enterprise before the scene cut to the mountains of Planet Druidia.

Of course, if you sent over a horny green chic with big boobs, it would be all over.