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  1. #111
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    Default Re: Superstitions

    Quote Originally Posted by BisonTeacher View Post
    Really? I would guess baseball.
    Correct. Baseball players especially.
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    totoinfl is offline Senior Member Gets their mail at the West Parking Lot
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony View Post
    I think that I'm going to retire my lucky 5-peat Bison gear. My hat has been chewed by dogs and is being held together with green duct tape. My tattered yellow Snorty t-shirt's neck is stretched out to the point that it looks like the sweatshirt from Flashdance had a baby with the Fairy Flag of Dunvegan Castle. Also, unsurprisingly, the drinking elbow areas of my lucky Bison zip-up sweatshirt are completely gone.

    Two questions:

    1. Do I give the old gear a Viking funeral or do I preserve it all in a glass case or something?
    2. Do I need to get the new gear consecrated? If so, what should the ceremony involve?
    Put it all on a raft and in June with the river thaws...send it Valhalla with a flaming arrow or pack it up and send it Walhalla UPS>

    I washed my first year Natty champ t shirt for the game...spilled beer on it the week before...it is my fault. I burned the shirt in the yard in effigy,

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    totoinfl is offline Senior Member Gets their mail at the West Parking Lot
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    Quote Originally Posted by StL Bison Fan View Post
    Correct. Baseball players especially.
    Baseball players and golfers...here in Florida every golfer has some superstition. My neighbor has crossed clubs tattooed on his calf...before every drive he has to rub his lucky tatoo...good thing it is on his calf

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    Default Re: Superstitions

    I'll be having to get 100% new clothes.

    Time to start her fresh.

    I'm sure longhorn is glad he can start with 1 wolf again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBleedYellow View Post
    I'll be having to get 100% new clothes.

    Time to start her fresh.

    I'm sure longhorn is glad he can start with 1 wolf again.
    The wolves peaked at 5. Longhorn needs something that doesn't fade so quickly.

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    Default Re: Superstitions

    Quote Originally Posted by tony View Post

    Two questions:

    1. Do I give the old gear a Viking funeral or do I preserve it all in a glass case or something?
    2. Do I need to get the new gear consecrated? If so, what should the ceremony involve?
    Do you have a sarlac pit? I know you live in Mutual of Omahas wild kingdom so Im thinking you might. If not, can you blast it to the planet they sent spock to after he died?
    I don't care how the vote ended up. They still suck and always will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BisonTeacher View Post
    Do you have a sarlac pit? I know you live in Mutual of Omahas wild kingdom so Im thinking you might. If not, can you blast it to the planet they sent spock to after he died?
    A Genesis type of thing. Could work. Or maybe a Phoenix type of thing?
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    Default Re: Superstitions

    Since the Coaches caravans to the cities each May have stopped we have not won a football championship and our basketball team has crapped the bed.


    Just sayin.....
    I don't care how the vote ended up. They still suck and always will.

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    Default Re: Superstitions

    Quote Originally Posted by BisonTeacher View Post
    Since the Coaches caravans to the cities each May have stopped we have not won a football championship and our basketball team has crapped the bed.


    Just sayin.....
    Budget cuts?

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    Default Re: Superstitions

    Quote Originally Posted by BisonTeacher View Post
    Since the Coaches caravans to the cities each May have stopped we have not won a football championship and our basketball team has crapped the bed.


    Just sayin.....
    Maybe Petro could supply them with gas cards to cut down on expenses.
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