Taiwan Jones

[IzzyFlexion]

Ahhh, Mr. Creaming Eagle,
Do you not realize that it's not Taiwan that we hate. You have 140+ posts on another school's fan board bragging about the legitimate talent of a terrific football player. We get it, you're lonely and have no talent. Way to latch on to someone else's success even though he doesn't know you and even if he did wouldn't give two sh!ts about you.

[MN_BISON]

Ahhh, Mr. Creaming Eagle,
Do you not realize that it's not Taiwan that we hate. You have 140+ posts on another school's fan board bragging about the legitimate talent of a terrific football player. We get it, you're lonely and have no talent. Way to latch on to someone else's success even though he doesn't know you and even if he did wouldn't give two sh!ts about you.

Not so fast Izzy, I bet Jones banged Screaming Eagles mom and maybe his sister too so he might kind of know him at least a little bit if you count sleeping on the dried up wet spot from the night before. Now does that mean Jones gives two sh!ts about this bucket of monkey spunk that is Screaming Eagle? In a word, nope.

[Scooter1]

Reason to appreciate Screaming eagle......

Screaming Eagle is a requirement if you are going to butcher one. If the eagle is screaming when you lop off his head, the adrenaline rush of the scream makes eagle taste much like a large cornish game hen. And, the feathers come off the carcass easier.

I thought 56 would have let you guys know this....

[CAS4127]

@MNBison: how do u know whether Mom & Sister r not one in the same??!! Just askin'!!!

[TbonZach]

@MNBison: how do u know whether Mom & Sister r not one in the same??!! Just askin'!!!

I didn't know Screaming Beagle was from the south. Everything makes sense now.

[Rockbear99]

I didn't know Screaming Beagle was from the south. Everything makes sense now.

Do you know why Screaming eagle left home? He didn't like the way he was being Reared.

Do you know why he went back? He couldn't stand to leave his brothers Behind.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

Ahhh, Mr. Creaming Eagle,
Do you not realize that it's not Taiwan that we hate. You have 140+ posts on another school's fan board bragging about the legitimate talent of a terrific football player. We get it, you're lonely and have no talent. Way to latch on to someone else's success even though he doesn't know you and even if he did wouldn't give two sh!ts about you.

Of course you don't hate him, you're all bitter because he torched the prairie cows for 230 yards in a little over a half. And because EWU beat you. And because I rub it in that we beat you. Because of how arrogant and ignorant your fanbase is. So thank you for letting me know I'm doing a good job. There's always room for improvement though so I'll try to ramp up my efforts. Hey Bisonfaggots, you all have Izzy to thank for my presence here.

[Rockbear99]

Of course you don't hate him, you're all bitter because he torched the prairie cows for 230 yards in a little over a half. And because EWU beat you. And because I rub it in that we beat you. Because of how arrogant and ignorant your fanbase is. So thank you for letting me know I'm doing a good job. There's always room for improvement though so I'll try to ramp up my efforts. Hey Bisonfaggots, you all have Izzy to thank for my presence here.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

[56BISON73]

"""you all have Izzy to thank for my presence here"""

No we blame your supposed parents and their terrible parenting skills.

[bisonpride4ever]

Of course you don't hate him, you're all bitter because he torched the prairie cows for 230 yards in a little over a half. And because EWU beat you. And because I rub it in that we beat you. Because of how arrogant and ignorant your fanbase is. So thank you for letting me know I'm doing a good job. There's always room for improvement though so I'll try to ramp up my efforts. Hey Bisonfaggots, you all have Izzy to thank for my presence here.

no, we blame your mom's insurance plan for not covering that abortion they wanted for your presence here