Corrupt A Wish Genie

[Rockbear99]

Your wish is granted. The open records show that Al Carlson is your father.

I wish I had a beer.

Granted but you have to drink it at the Potato Bowl.

I wish gas was $1.50 a gallon.

[NDB2]

Your wish is granted. You now live in Venezuela.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[cbline]

Your wish is granted. You now live in Venezuela.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, you have a million Australian dollars, but you are living in the Australian outback in a mud hut with no water for miles.

I wish that I was married to a super model.

[DjKyRo]

Granted, you have a million Australian dollars, but you are living in the Australian outback in a mud hut with no water for miles.

I wish that I was married to a super model.

Granted, but she is in porn sans you.

I wish I had a soda at work right now.

[NDB2]

Granted. You are drinking a JOLT and will never sleep again.

I wish I didn't have to work.

[Rockbear99]

Granted buy now you are a State Senator.

I wish SD Bison had a sense of humor

[Herd80]

Your wish is granted, but he is now in the Battlewagon headed to your house.

I wish for world peace

[NDB2]

Granted. You're married to a gay bear who likes to pitch.

I wish I had a monkey.

[BisonPride72]

Your wish is granted, but he is now flinging poo.

I wish I was golfing

[DjKyRo]

Your wish is granted, but he is now flinging poo.

I wish I was golfing

Granted, but you are golfing in a snowstorm.

I wish I didn't have to work this afternoon.