Some guys have great names for whatever reason. They don't have to be great names for a football player (Mike Stonebreaker, Scott Studwell, Thane Gash) but it certainly helps. They could be cool names (Plaxico Burris, D'Brickashaw Ferguson) or they could be weird (Rolf Benirschke, Fred Biletnikoff, Jeff Siemon).
Here are mine for the Bison:
Garth Tschetter
Gunnar Gossard
Cyrus Lemon
Flint Flemming