2011 Gopher Game... Let the Planning Begin

[BadlandsBison]

I'll wave at you from below while you're in the second deck. Just because you decided to pay for someone else doesn't mean you have to be a cheapass. No wefest this year, so f*ckin' do it up you pansya*s

You Fool!

[Tatanka]

Pretty easy to find out what kind of paper a UND diploma is printed on.




Walk into the top executive's office at your workplace and look at his.

Funny, there's no UND diploma on my office wall but there is a fresh roll in the "Betty". Hmmmm.

[TransAmBison]

Funny, there's no UND diploma on my office wall but there is a fresh roll in the "Betty". Hmmmm.

Is it the two-ply?

[Answer Guy]

Funny, there's no NDSU diploma on my office wall but there is a fresh roll in "The Chapper". Hmmmm.

FIFY. Not a problem.

[TransAmBison]

Funny, there's no UND diploma on my office wall but there is a fresh roll in the "Ralph". Hmmmm.

Carry on...

[Tatanka]

Is it the two-ply?

I know most UND grads like to use both sides, so yes.

[1 Huge Bison Fan On 9/24!]

Looks like the "gloryholers" are counting their chicken mites before they hatch:

http://boards.gopherhole.com/boards/...ad.php?t=29080

Didn't the 2007 pummeling teach them anything?!

Didn't the refresher course taught by SDU last year do anything for these freaks?!

Go Bison!!

[56BISON73]

Ok, Delete These Last Stupid Comments> This Is The Gopher Game!!

You start first?

[TheBisonator]

Looks like the "gloryholers" are counting their chicken mites before they hatch:

http://boards.gopherhole.com/boards/...ad.php?t=29080

Didn't the 2007 pummeling teach them anything?!

Didn't the refresher course taught by SDU last year do anything for these freaks?!

Go Bison!!

No, it didn't teach them anything. They're Goofer fans. Not exactly the smartest bunch. If the UMD Bulldogs played them three seasons in a row and kicked their behinds the first two years they played, their average fan prediction for the year 3 game against UMD would be, "meh, we should have no problem beating them... It'll be a good warmup for the Illinois game."

Yeah, UND fans are arrogant and entitled as all get-out, and SDSU fans get really uppity at the slightest temporary uptick of success, but at least both those fanbases have a general sense of intelligence. Goofer fans on the other hand, are, well... How smart are you if your favourite college team has had the 4+ decades of futility that Minnesota has had??

"At least our team isn't Division II." -Goofer student fan talking to his NDSU friend outside the Metrodome during a TV interview on 10-21-2007

[TheBisonator]

Under the worst-case scenario predictions from Goofer fans on that board, the seasons where they predict 4-8 and 3-9, they STILL have NDSU penciled in as a win.

There's NO WAY IN HELL that NDSU this year loses to a 3-9 or 4-8 Gopher team. A 7-5 or 8-4 one, sure. I can believe that. But if the Gophers go 3-9, it'll mean they can't beat some teams on their schedule who aren't that far off talent-wise from NDSU.

I haven't yet seen anyone on their board predict them to lose to New Mexico State yet beat us. The first person to predict such a thing needs to be locked up in the looney bin.

BTW, calling NDSU the "Fighting Sioux" over there is lame and unimaginative. Can't wait for us to go down there and deliver unto them Ass-kicking Number 2. Maybe then they'll call us by our real nickname.