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    Default What is a coyote?

    A coyote is a mangy looking dog hanging out on the prairie. It prefers to hunt at night and usually does this by sneaking up on other animals from behind instead of attacking head on. It has survived for centuries by eating Gophers and Jackrabbits (never roadrunners) and other small creatures. It has hung around the Bison herds for a long time always hoping to isolate one of the members of the Herd. On saturday they will once again be hunting the Herd. They will wait for the smallest, weakest Bison to be alone and then they will try to attack. The rest of the Herd will be watching and protecting their own. When this happens they will turn on this coyote, they will stomp on it and gore it with their horns...they will kick its ass. For the strength of the Herd is the Bison and the strength of the Bison the Herd! Go Bison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bisontwice View Post
    A coyote is a mangy looking dog hanging out on the prairie. It prefers to hunt at night and usually does this by sneaking up on other animals from behind instead of attacking head on. It has survived for centuries by eating Gophers and Jackrabbits (never roadrunners) and other small creatures. It has hung around the Bison herds for a long time always hoping to isolate one of the members of the Herd. On saturday they will once again be hunting the Herd. They will wait for the smallest, weakest Bison to be alone and then they will try to attack. The rest of the Herd will be watching and protecting their own. When this happens they will turn on this coyote, they will stomp on it and gore it with their horns...they will kick its ass. For the strength of the Herd is the Bison and the strength of the Bison the Herd! Go Bison.
    Geesus, if this is true don't you think the coaches should hide Mohler ?

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    Truth be told, real coyotes eat alot of cow $hit during the winter months.
    What does that tell you about the USD mascot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by westnodak93bison View Post
    Truth be told, real coyotes eat alot of cow $hit during the winter months.
    What does that tell you about the USD mascot?
    Only because Bison are extinct. Always have been Bison killers

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoteforever View Post
    Only because Bison are extinct. Always have been Bison killers

    ....ya, your overall record against us sure backs up that claim.....

    or.....there are many Bison now. Doesn't Ted Turner have something 50K on his land in Montana?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoteforever View Post
    Only because Bison are extinct. Always have been Bison killers
    Are you retarded? Bison are not extinct...I can drive 10 miles from my house to a farm and see one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoteforever View Post
    Only because Bison are extinct. Always have been Bison killers
    Please, the only real Bison a coyote ever killed was probably a small sickly calf or an old 90% dead elderly Bison. The dirty rotten yote usually would sneak in and clean up the scraps left by wolves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BemidjiBison11 View Post
    Are you retarded? Bison are not extinct...I can drive 10 miles from my house to a farm and see one.
    Not retarded. Tame Bison...............tame

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    Quote Originally Posted by westnodak93bison View Post
    Please, the only real Bison a coyote ever killed was probably a small sickly calf or an old 90% dead elderly Bison. The dirty rotten yote usually would sneak in and clean up the scraps left by wolves.
    That to.......haha

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    coyotes spread rabies the way USD girls spread crabs

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