Purple Jalapeno is jealous of The Cap'n majesty and magnetism. Can't hold a candle to His wit and wisdom. Lives in his mom's basement in Rock Island, has irritable bowel syndrome and bones his fat older sister with the lazy eye, back hair and moustache.
Forgive him, men.
Can't spell, either.
OFFICIAL BISONVILLE SPONSOR OF:Tatanka™ brand humor. Gary Bettman's incompetence. The process of recommending a task force to recommend a process to be suggested to another task force, and of meetings called to discuss future meetings. The 21.3% of teh university students that, unlike Tatanka, are online-only, and the 15+% that never step foot in North Dakota. And hating Detroit...Proud member of TOHBTC and NDSU Team Makers.