Re: Campus Parking Wars
Originally Posted by
BadlandsBison
Those ex-KGB agents known as parking police have been getting to me lately. I got through a good chunk of the semester without a ticket, but by the end, i was averaging more than a ticket a week. We gotta pay for parking at the Walman Wellness! Are the higher-ups trying to scare us away? Is high cholesterol suddenly a good thing???
If anyone has advice on how to beat these parking commis, id like to hear it. And i've heard some good stories from former students about showdowns/car chases/ect. with the parking police, so please share those stories too...
I was disappointed when the Wellness Center lot went to pay... forced me to start working out before 7am because I refuse to pay to park.
On another note, I recall a time when my buddy parked in the Dinan Hall Director's spot by the Union when he made a 5 minute trip into the MU.
He came back out to find the parking nazis there to ticket him, but for some strange reason, the hall director mediated and got him out of the ticket.
One of the weirder situations I've ever seen!
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