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Does this mean Loaf ha subcontracted Scheels to bring AC/DC to the dome? If so, cudos to you Loaf...there might be a chance now.

I don't know what you are talking about. I have been receiving "pledges" from people on other people's behalf for weeks now. Nice little chunk of change. I may* transfer it to your account in the...

Since Kevin has accepted a new job (never would have guessed he would become a sewage plant taste tester) and has doubled his salary, I pledge on his behalf $3.27. I figure he could give until in...

Loaf, I've been pretty hard on you...but this looks promising. I pledge $1 to be paid by heffray.

In a stunning move, Dyson has announced AC/DC will play at the unveiling of the brouum. AC/DC had a recent cancellation in their schedule as their contact didn't return messages.

Dyson Headquarters

SVP: We need a name for our new vacuum.
VP: We could call it a Power Vacuum?
SVP: People would think it is a ruse.
VP: We could call it Bison Loaf.
SVP: He does suck.
VP:...

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Loaf's stare down in the mirror was at a stalemate. He signed an NDA to never speak of the incident. I think he thought that meant he can't post on Bisonville either. However it ends up,...

Manilow has used Loaf for years now as a puppet.* It was quite clever of him to install somebody like Loaf.**

Word has it Loaf walked past a mirror in his house and noticed an "intruder". They've...

Loaf has been pretty quiet for a while. Maybe I should be paying closer attention to the UFO thread. I think he's complained about getting "probed" a few times.

Loaf is no doubt running from the law after his latest pyramid scheme went bad. Weird thing is, he doesn't know how a pyramid scheme works. He just had The River build a pyramid. Poor guy did it...

Drink more Ovaltine. That one had RTO stumped for months.

By his own admission, his words are only prophetic when he is wearing a dress and high heels.

I know a fair amount of pharmacists...but no good ones...

This has to be one of the best posts on bv in a while.*






*The bar is low.

RTO...he is laying a clever trap here. He is listing a ton of demands...but that is just to start the bargaining...if you offer even as little as the stale remains from a crumpled up, empty Old...

I stopped by the Manilow Makers tent last tailgate. Loaf, ahem...I mean Loofa, was gettin' down to the music. Apparently nobody wanted to listen to Manilow, so he was forced to listen with ear...

The IT dept must be very confused with the Fight Club dual personality thing.

I picture Loaf "waking up" out of his Loofa phase...disoriented, not quite sure where he's at or how he got there, and why he isn't wearing a dress.*





*Will only be worse when he sees...

I picture Loaf/Loofa as a combination of Fight Club meets Beavis & Butthead. Loaf beats the crap out of himself...saying if it is your first night in Manilow Club, you play Manilow, followed by a NO...

I think you barked up the wrong tree, brah...you messed with Loaf. Sure, he only has one oar in the water and is sharp as a marble, but you crossed the line. We all know he can live with you...

Something doesn't add up here. Loaf didn't have a safe. He did have a beat up old cigar box that he duct taped shut and was marked TOP SECRET. He hid it under his Good Housekeeping magazine stack....

So what happened to Loaf? Please tell me torture was involved. Funny how he was the only voting member of his organization, and he still got voted out. Guess he should have campaigned harder.

Lucky for you...teh Loaf is quite particular about the pronouns...especially when he's on his Manilow kick.

Pretty sure the outstanding warrants will keep Loaf out of Florida.*








*Despite what Loaf will tell you, alligators cannot legally give consent.**

I heard the Lifetime Executive Super Honcho of ThM had some emails leaked. Seems in the last ten years he's made some off-color remarks football, AC/DC, and pompons. Word is his resignation letter...