Another cryptic message in my inbox. It's gotta be from you-know-who dipshit again. I can't take it anymore, he's driving me freaking nuts! And it's another Struts lyric, nothing original here at...
Type: Posts; User: Bison Loofa
Another cryptic message in my inbox. It's gotta be from you-know-who dipshit again. I can't take it anymore, he's driving me freaking nuts! And it's another Struts lyric, nothing original here at...
My gender-agnostic operatives must be getting close to sniffing out dipshit Loaf's whereabouts because I got this typically dipshit-esque cryptic message yesterday in my email. My guess is he's in...
Some of my top gender-free operatives have been reporting in with some interesting information they’ve gleaned about Loaf’s potential whereabouts.
Seems the consensus of these reports have a 71%...
I too am quite interested in this Power Vacuum that is being needlessly created here at Thunderstruck Makers, all for the taking by someone interested in advancing certain dying musical tastes and...
I know what you mean, Mr./Ms./Mx. TAB. Even though I reluctantly signed the Horace Peace Accords in late 2022 (there are a lot of Manilow lovers secretly living in Horace, ya know) between the...
Title IV? Pfft. Talking abut ANY distinction between so-called "Men's" and so-called "Women's" sports is so frustratingly antiquated in this new and improved genderless age we live in. You...
Him and my idiot predecessor seemed to have a decent, cordial relationship here on Bisonville back in the day, so that automatically tags him with suspect character and extremely low intellect in my...
It wouldn't surprise me, Mr. Whoever You Are, that you would be better liked here because of the change.
Indeed, we at the new regime have found, as we have always suspected, that true Bison Fans...
I'm still here, people, working my ass off behind the scenes for a brighter, genderless tailgate, and a soothing Manilow crooned future ................... with no sign of that other AC/DC idiot...
Gosh darn it you pranksters! I KNEW instinctively that I was having trouble hearing Manilow's funky bass chords in those headphones, but everyone kept telling me I just had wax in my ears! You all...
Finally!! Someone who can recognize a New World Online Tailgating Order when they see it. And, judging by the most recent Manilow Makers membership report sitting right here on my big fat executive...
Well the good news, Manilow Lovers, is that we haven't heard from that other asshat in a couple of weeks now, so either (1) the few remaining retained bodies in our IT department have finally done a...
I think a lot of people are confused over dual personalities, and our IT department has no personality at all ............... so what's your point again? :confused:
And if your Fight Club...
Okay. Professor Boomer! :facepalm: This might be the most General-Admission-Tailgating-phobic thing I've ever heard in my life! Shame on you. :smh:
If I weren't so damn busy with all the...
Can't speak for that other dumbass, but, for your information, we actually encourage dresses here at Manilow Makers for ALL of the multitude of different human species at our very welcoming and...
Oh, we've got a "smarty pants" around here. Surprise, surprise.
Obviously another troll from that nutjob former regime that we just recently and mercifully put out of it's misery. So from now...
Dear Manilow Makers,
Okay, so the Barry Manilow era of Bison football and tailgating is not off to the greatest of starts .......... but dammit, people, I'm not the one calling the plays, or...
If, and I do mean IF, you are implying, in any possible way, shape, or form, that I and "that other person" are anywhere similar or the same in any possible form, shape, or way, then I must ask you...
Dear Manilow Makers,
Well this is certainly embarrassing, but .... um .... we are, it seems, having ........ uh .......... a little teensy weensy difficulty bringing the Great Manilow into the...
Uh Oh. This is akin to telling the Coyotes "Eff You!" on national TV. Let the triggering begin.
To ALL My Hurting People after the Arizona Loss,
When we here at Manilow Makers took over this motley operation recently in a horribly violent and bloody online coup, we made a promise to all of...
Dear Manilow Makers,
We've been busy cleaning house around here the last month or so, and I do mean CLEANING HOUSE - not just people. The prior occupants were filthy pigs!
All of this is...
"The River" is fine with me, but personally, I'd rather have seen it become "The Artist Formerly Known As I Miss Chubs". I'm guessing there's a character limit we're dealing with here, however.
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I was watching the game, listening to the smooth, sexy sounds of one Mx. Barry Manilow in the background, when the Bison took the lead and were driving again in Arizona territory.
Then, for some...
You are all violent and ugly. :sigpalm: No doubt purposely conditioned as such by your former AC/DC-loving, jackboot leader. I weep for your souls.
When Manilow comes .............. there will be...