............ and when his work was finished, he gave a little wink and a nod, then vanished back into the West Lot mist from whence he came ....... never to be heard from again. The End.
Type: Posts; User: Bison Loaf
............ and when his work was finished, he gave a little wink and a nod, then vanished back into the West Lot mist from whence he came ....... never to be heard from again. The End.
My Dear, Dear Thunderstruck Makers,
You know, for once I'm pretty damn proud of all the unpaid flunkies and brown-nosers that we have around here, and despite their own debilitating lack of...
We're finally to the last week of our 8-week countdown to the first home tailgate, and I have no idea what my minions have come up with for this week's FINAL entry, but I'm already shocked to my core...
My Dearest Fanette,
Damn those greedy bastards!! When I get AC/DC in here, my name is only going to be half that size. And Thunderstruck Makers half again yet. And AC/DC half again yet. And...
You're right. I should have said ..... nobody gives a filthy, stinking, somebody-just-fed-me-a-three-day-old-burrito flying manic monkey shit about this week's game.
Yeah, that's much better! ...
It's finally Week #7 of what feels like the longest ever 8-Week countdown in world history, all leading up to the 1st home tailgate of 2023.
Why the first HOME tailgate, Loafy? Well, first of...
Dammit, people! How am I supposed to execute a Friday News Dump when all the commodes are taken?! Geezus H Angus, I tell you, I'm about ready to lose it around here!!
Now ...... I promised all of...
It's Week #6 of our 8-Week countdown to the first home tailgate of 2023, and I was shocked when I saw the Lackies and Grunts submitting this one for approval to my Chief of Staff (who I've since...
Nah, Christian women cannot eat Ribs (even Mcfake ones) because 100% of them believe that they were created from one.
It was cheeseburgers.
Nothing to see here.
Not one single person? You mean the number of people that were interested in her cheeseburger consumption (1, that I know of) was more than were interested in that "other stuff"? I guess I'm not...
Yeah, I'm like you, man. I just thought she ate a few too many cheeseburgers at Hi Ho right before the tournament. Nothing to see here.
Yeah, but what are the chances they go all-in transgender on our asses sometime in the future?
My Dear Thunderstruck Makers,
It's Week #5 already of our 8-week countdown until the first home tailgate of 2023, and for the life of me, I don't know where we are coming up with all this old crap...
Two posts this week?! I don't like it. :mad: The thing is ....... I don't get paid any more freaking money whether we have 2 posts or 1 post or no posts! And I always like money coming in...
It's Week #4 already of our 8-Week countdown to the first 2023 tailgate and we here at Thunderstruck Makers continue to do what it is that we do best ...... make it look like we're busier than hell,...
As God is my witness, if any section gets branded with one of the thousands of Thunderstruck Makers copyrights and trademarks that we have in various stages of approval …. even if by innocent mistake...
Hells Bells! It's Week #3 already of our 8-week countdown to the first 2023 tailgate, and I'm starting to wonder whether or not we have enough stinky old material to repost, retread, and retry for...
Okay, here it is. Our 2nd retread of the 2nd week of our 8-week tailgating countdown for 2023! This time, however, I've had to put my foot down with the boys to absolutely NOT call it a 'Bonus"...
Hey all you Thunderstruck Makers!
It's the beginning of Week #2 (of 8) in our countdown to the first tailgate of the 2023 season!
During my current state of debilitation with a severe case of...
Against my better judgement (we're new to this "making-money" with the internet thingy), I guess we're doing a DOUBLE posting for week Number One! (Hey, somebody's gotta tell me this stuff, dammit...
We've got 8 short weeks until our first home tailgate and there's a LOT of classic old material/stupid crap to get through and repost in that small amount of time, all so that we can earn tons of...
My Dear Thunderstruck Makers,
Well .... damn.
Since we now know that the very promising and recent new fundraising technique of getting a buttload of pledged donations from people on behalf...
Dear Thunderstruck Makers,
I want you to know that I am here and feeling well, sitting on the couch with a big bowl of Cheetos (the puffy ones, not those useless crunchy bastards), working my ass...
I’m choked up here, TAB. Choked up, I tell you.
At the end of the day, you, of all people, are the only one who cares about the Bison.
I did not see that coming.