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His winning percentage dropped from .765 at NDSU to .474 at Wyoming

Wyoming given an outside (as in out the door and in the next ZIP code) shot at the college football playoffs at #25.
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Although Wyoming only has one public university offering baccalaureate degrees while North Dakota has eight.

A barrel of monkeys
A pack of silly donkeys
An elephant, a caribou
Have never been heard
To chuckle a word
Or twitter like people do

From Why Can't the Animals Smile on The Little Drummer Boy...

Minneapolis is only 90 miles closer to Cheyenne than Dallas.