Re: Delaware - Sept 22 2018
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Originally Posted by
Vet70
I agree. The problem is that he/she/or other will never show up again after the game.
Nah, he's a AGS cornball. This is his shtick.
Re: Delaware - Sept 22 2018
Quote:
Originally Posted by
superman7515
Cut the music.
What I'd like to have right now is for all you overweight, out of shape, Fargo f---tards to button your lips, open your eyes, and take a look at what a real FCS football team looks like.
Ya see, it's been a long time since Delaware's beaten a Top 25 team, almost three years to be exact, but gone are the dark days of Dave Crock, and now we're Rocco Hard and looking to score. If there's one thing our 13-1 record against the MVFC proves, it's that we know what conference to dial up when we need a slump buster. Now I know that your team is going to show up and play their best, as always, because NDSU suits up and plays not just for themselves, but for the honor of all the women of Fargo, which is why they named the team after them. Although let's be honest, the Bison are less hairy and smell better. But as motivated as they may be to win one for the livestock, your two weeks of summer in North Dakota is over; winter is coming.
Hit the music.
Yes. These are all jokes weve never heard
Re: Delaware - Sept 22 2018
Quote:
Originally Posted by
superman7515
Cut the music.
What I'd like to have right now is for all you overweight, out of shape, Fargo f---tards to button your lips, open your eyes, and take a look at what a real FCS football team looks like.
Ya see, it's been a long time since Delaware's beaten a Top 25 team, almost three years to be exact, but gone are the dark days of Dave Crock, and now we're Rocco Hard and looking to score. If there's one thing our 13-1 record against the MVFC proves, it's that we know what conference to dial up when we need a slump buster. Now I know that your team is going to show up and play their best, as always, because NDSU suits up and plays not just for themselves, but for the honor of all the women of Fargo, which is why they named the team after them. Although let's be honest, the Bison are less hairy and smell better. But as motivated as they may be to win one for the livestock, your two weeks of summer in North Dakota is over; winter is coming.
Hit the music.
Delaware is just lucky Bill Fette is blind. They'll get what's coming to them this Saturday though. Even a blue chicken can't hide forever. They've been pre-approved for an ass-whipping.
Re: Delaware - Sept 22 2018
The only tough hen I have encountered is the former laying hen which was stewed. Any other hen who strutted her stuff would quickly be grabbed and meet the axe. They would then flop around for a while before being dressed out and turned into supper.
Re: Delaware - Sept 22 2018
Bison open at 24.5 favorites on 5Dimes.
Re: Delaware - Sept 22 2018
Quote:
Originally Posted by
EC8CH
Delaware is just lucky Bill Fette is blind. They'll get what's coming to them this Saturday though. Even a blue chicken can't hide forever. They've been pre-approved for an ass-whipping.
Yep, remember watching the championship game thinking shoulda/coulda/woulda. Also remember seeing Joe Bidet attending that game.
Re: Delaware - Sept 22 2018
Quote:
Originally Posted by
superman7515
Cut the music.
What I'd like to have right now is for all you overweight, out of shape, Fargo f---tards to button your lips, open your eyes, and take a look at what a real FCS football team looks like.
Ya see, it's been a long time since Delaware's beaten a Top 25 team, almost three years to be exact, but gone are the dark days of Dave Crock, and now we're Rocco Hard and looking to score. If there's one thing our 13-1 record against the MVFC proves, it's that we know what conference to dial up when we need a slump buster. Now I know that your team is going to show up and play their best, as always, because NDSU suits up and plays not just for themselves, but for the honor of all the women of Fargo, which is why they named the team after them. Although let's be honest, the Bison are less hairy and smell better. But as motivated as they may be to win one for the livestock, your two weeks of summer in North Dakota is over; winter is coming.
Hit the music.
Yay! Smack talk... Bring it!
Re: Delaware - Sept 22 2018
Quote:
Originally Posted by
superman7515
Cut the music.
What I'd like to have right now is for all you overweight, out of shape, Fargo f---tards to button your lips, open your eyes, and take a look at what a real FCS football team looks like.
Ya see, it's been a long time since Delaware's beaten a Top 25 team, almost three years to be exact, but gone are the dark days of Dave Crock, and now we're Rocco Hard and looking to score. If there's one thing our 13-1 record against the MVFC proves, it's that we know what conference to dial up when we need a slump buster. Now I know that your team is going to show up and play their best, as always, because NDSU suits up and plays not just for themselves, but for the honor of all the women of Fargo, which is why they named the team after them. Although let's be honest, the Bison are less hairy and smell better. But as motivated as they may be to win one for the livestock, your two weeks of summer in North Dakota is over; winter is coming.
Hit the music.
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Re: Delaware - Sept 22 2018
Quote:
Originally Posted by
superman7515
Cut the music.
What I'd like to have right now is for all you overweight, out of shape, Fargo f---tards to button your lips, open your eyes, and take a look at what a real FCS football team looks like.
Ya see, it's been a long time since Delaware's beaten a Top 25 team, almost three years to be exact, but gone are the dark days of Dave Crock, and now we're Rocco Hard and looking to score. If there's one thing our 13-1 record against the MVFC proves, it's that we know what conference to dial up when we need a slump buster. Now I know that your team is going to show up and play their best, as always, because NDSU suits up and plays not just for themselves, but for the honor of all the women of Fargo, which is why they named the team after them. Although let's be honest, the Bison are less hairy and smell better. But as motivated as they may be to win one for the livestock, your two weeks of summer in North Dakota is over; winter is coming.
Hit the music.
The other great thing about this is
“New User
1 post”
For his sake and ours, I hope it stays that way. Zero chance he tops that.
Re: Delaware - Sept 22 2018
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Originally Posted by
heffray
The other great thing about this is
“New User
1 post”
For his sake and ours, I hope it stays that way. Zero chance he tops that.
I thought it was pretty solid as well!
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