Re: JMU Post-Game Thoughts & Discussion
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NDSU92
bulldogg out here reaching for rock bottom with his tippy toes...
How low can post-championship loss sorrow go? One man aims to find out
For his next trick,
Licking his own a@@hole and enjoying the taste and enjoying the money saved on toilet. Will Dinucci join in? Find out next week!
Re: JMU Post-Game Thoughts & Discussion
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bulldogg
Lance reminds me of former JMU quarterback Rodney Landers. Could run like Lance, or maybe even better, but his passing wasn't the best part of his game. Like Landers, Lance is a very good one at this level because of his running ability, but I don't see much of a future for him in the NFL where running ability is tertiary behind rocket arm and passing accuracy.
I dunno... He's currently listed as the #4 QB in his draft class. Just because he didn't have to show off his arm in this game doesn't mean he ain't got it. He's a pretty solid passer, as evidenced by both his passing stats and his game film.
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Re: JMU Post-Game Thoughts & Discussion
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bulldogg
Well, I tell you what, dickbreath, why don't you come over to my house and lick my ass after I take a shit. That way I don't have to buy toilet paper.
Serious question, Bisonville. Is acehole1180 the best you got?
What is up with JMU and bathrooms? False imprisonment, teepeeing your own field, others licking your asshole to save on toilet paper? :confused:
Re: JMU Post-Game Thoughts & Discussion
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bulldogg
Well, I tell you what, dickbreath, why don't you come over to my house and lick my ass after I take a shit. That way I don't have to buy toilet paper.
Serious question, Bisonville. Is acehole1180 the best you got?
If you use a Dinucci you don't even need toilet paper. Just throw the roll in the air when your done and your ass will smell like a warm summer's breeze.
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I don't even know if bulldog could out physical a turd. Probably have to be a pretty soft one. Just like a Stapleton block.
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My .02 on litter gate- streamers are whatever, nothing.. easy to pick up.
Fucking confetti? Thats almost the same level as fucking glitter. And we all hate glitter, especially on just something small like Christmas cards. Imagine having to go down each row in each section picking those little pieces of paper up. That's a bullshit move, bulldog. The stadium is going to need to be cleaned anyways. Nobody's being put out of a job and you know it, that's just a fallback to prevent you from calling your fanbase a bunch of slobs... why make it harder for the staff with confetti stuck to the ground soaked in nasty ass spilled beer, soda or drool? I dont expect anyone to be super clean. Ndsu fans left their trash at their seats too.
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bulldogg
GFY. There are people who actually get paid to clean up the lots. It is all included in the price you paid for your ticket. If you want to lick your tailgate area clean, that is your business, but remember you are putting someone out of work.
Pretty much sums up the JMU fan base right here. East coast snobs, or is slobs?
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Not sure if bulldog is constipated or just doing a Cignetti watching the bison play football face?
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This whole east coast JMU elitist / snob thing is pretty amusing. Harrisonburg is basically in Appalachia.
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bisonaudit
This whole east coast JMU elitist / snob thing is pretty amusing. Harrisonburg is basically in Appalachia.
Think it has more to do with their attitude than their exact geography.