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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
Can Someone clip the answer at 2:15 by Coach Rivera?
he basically said all Wentz teammates loved him, etc. must watch. it should shut up all media and haters
https://fb.watch/bPhxvqQpa-/
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
Well...I thought I was done with you guys...
The good news, I'm a news I'm a Washington Commanders fan.
The bad news, I'm a JMU Alum.
The medium news...I guess I'm a Carson Wentz fan now?
Excited to see what he can do, I think he and Scary Terry have the potential to light em up.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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scottietohottie
Oh the travesty
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
Sam. Thanks for sharing the videos. I was t able to catch them today.
I’ve never been a fan of the redskins but I am now. I won’t miss a snap and best of luck Carson.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
yea thanks great videos Washington is doing a great job showing the human side of Carson (and not the misguided media bias hate) I loved the video of Hadley running around.
www.facebook.com/bisonation1 its up there now. so cute!
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steelbison
Sam. Thanks for sharing the videos. I was t able to catch them today.
I’ve never been a fan of the redskins but I am now. I won’t miss a snap and best of luck Carson.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
Carson really needs to take a lesson from Kev and use this move to DC as his opportunity for a heel turn on the NFL.
http://youtu.be/KN6ngThqMEs
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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EC8CH
Carson really needs to take a lesson from Kev and use this move to DC as his opportunity for a heel turn on the NFL.
http://youtu.be/KN6ngThqMEs
Carson, bro. I know u read these forums ur grandma told lakes in the hot tub last year.
I can help u with this. I wrote all of Scott Hall (RIP), Kevin Nash and Sean Waltman's nWo promos back in 97. I was only like 12 then bro I'm a fucking natural.
We can have u at the top of twitter for 17 consecutive weeks as the heel with the most swagger. We'll trigger libs. We'll trigger Karens. We'll trigger people who think they're untriggerable bro.
And we'll do it on the worst team with the worst* owner in the NFL bro it's perfect.
Call me bro u have my number I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
*this title is now contested by Jim Irsay
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Originally Posted by
Kevin
Carson, bro. I know u read these forums ur grandma told lakes in the hot tub last year.
I can help u with this. I wrote all of Scott Hall (RIP), Kevin Nash and Sean Waltman's nWo promos back in 97. I was only like 12 then bro I'm a fucking natural.
We can have u at the top of twitter for 17 consecutive weeks as the heel with the most swagger. We'll trigger libs. We'll trigger Karens. We'll trigger people who think they're untriggerable bro.
And we'll do it on the worst team with the worst* owner in the NFL bro it's perfect.
Call me bro u have my number I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
*this title is now contested by Jim Irsay
Easy Stan! Easy
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
tears gone cold I'm wondering why. I got out of bed at all..
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Originally Posted by
El_Chapo
yea thanks great videos Washington is doing a great job showing the human side of Carson (and not the misguided media bias hate) I loved the video of Hadley running around.
www.facebook.com/bisonation1 its up there now. so cute!
I have never met Carson but I believe he is a pretty good guy, but if your evidence that the media is biased and full of hate is a video produced by the football team he plays for, I do question your bullshit meter. (Although that team has been such a car wreck I could see their PR department accidentally producing a video that shows Carson clubbing baby seals or something similar.)
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
First step for Heel Wentz is to in interviews occasionally refer to the Commanders as the Redskins then pretend like he didn't when the interviewers/media call him out on it. "Yeah. Commanders. That's what I said. Anyway I'm really happy to be a 'skin and just get away from Irsay he tried to make me snort adderall with him on a wednesday afternoon. Who does adderall at 3pm no wonder the guy never sleeps? He told me he had seven booster shots for COVID-19. SEVEN. Insanity. Anyway I have to go shoot something made of food and then wear it's skin for warmth, excuse me. HTTR"
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
Also Carson needs to start wearing ridiculous outfits like Cam Newton.
Maybe even exactly like Cam Newton's then accuse Cam of swagger jacking.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
Also we need walk out music. Every time Carson walks to the podium. Comes out of a tunnel. Leaves his car when pooparatzi are around. Anyone have any suggestions?
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Kevin
Also we need walk out music. Every time Carson walks to the podium. Comes out of a tunnel. Leaves his car when pooparatzi are around. Anyone have any suggestions?
On Eagles Wings?
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Originally Posted by
Kevin
First step for Heel Wentz is to in interviews occasionally refer to the Commanders as the Redskins then pretend like he didn't when the interviewers/media call him out on it. "Yeah. Commanders. That's what I said. Anyway I'm really happy to be a 'skin and just get away from Irsay he tried to make me snort adderall with him on a wednesday afternoon. Who does adderall at 3pm no wonder the guy never sleeps? He told me he had seven booster shots for COVID-19. SEVEN. Insanity. Anyway I have to go shoot something made of food and then wear it's skin for warmth, excuse me. HTTR"
Would be based
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Originally Posted by
Kevin
Also we need walk out music. Every time Carson walks to the podium. Comes out of a tunnel. Leaves his car when pooparatzi are around. Anyone have any suggestions?
http://youtu.be/b8zO_DV09QE
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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BISONBRI53
On Eagles Wings?
Something by the eagles would be hilarious. Maybe Hotel California then he could lowkey hint that he wants to be traded to the Rams who should have picked him first, in the first place.
This character is really coming together. Needle mover for sure.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
Also Carson needs to wear dark shades inside at all times. TO style.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Kevin
Also Carson needs to start wearing ridiculous outfits like Cam Newton.
Maybe even exactly like Cam Newton's then accuse Cam of swagger jacking.
Full on Sitka gear. Sometimes they might not even see him. He could take off his mask and thank his sponsor Sitka.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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scottietohottie
Full on Sitka gear. Sometimes they might not even see him. He could take off his mask and thank his sponsor Sitka.
I like this. I was thinking something similar. Remember when Favre came in after like just getting out of a tree stand. Carson should come in, full ghillie suit (with dark shades) and be like "I was doing recon on the Cowgirls. Dak's bad bro."
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
Last decent Redskins QB started yelling "you like that" and it became his catch phrase. Carson needs a catch phrase. The more obnoxious the better.
So far all lakes came up with was "I AM THE COMMANDER OF THE COMMANDERS" which is like most of lakes thoughts is ok but comes up a little short.
Suggestions welcome.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
He can start talking about himself in the third person......
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
Both of the above are brilliant. I'll add them to the list.
Carson, call me bro.
Also someone get my number to Baker Mayfield I can make his last year in Cleveland one to remember.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
"I don't care about Tom Brady. The GOAT? I'm from farm country goats are stupid, disgusting creatures. I'm a lion. Actually I'm better than a lion because I shot one in South Africa just to put its stupid face on my wall with all the other endangered creations I've snuffed from existence. Just like I'll do to the Tampa Bay Buccaroos this Sunday LIVE. ON. PAY-PER-VIEW. You'll wish you stayed retired, Tommy. You'll long for that sense of meaninglessness. It'll feel comforting compared to the inadequacy you'll feel on Sunday LIVE. ON. PAY-PER-VIEW. as I keep your old ass on the sideline by Commanding the field. My only regret is that the delusional son of a bitch who runs this ship and his vax loving 'gambler coach' won't let me play linebacker so I can put the goat out to pasture properly. HTTR."
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Originally Posted by
Kevin
Last decent Redskins QB started yelling "you like that" and it became his catch phrase. Carson needs a catch phrase. The more obnoxious the better.
So far all lakes came up with was "I AM THE COMMANDER OF THE COMMANDERS" which is like most of lakes thoughts is ok but comes up a little short.
Suggestions welcome.
https://youtu.be/x4-ChcL6Pzo
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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gavin2126
Honestly this was my first thought as well but I didn't think anyone would get the reference.
Glad to see ur a bro of culture.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
Would be fun to see him pull the reverse Mayfield. Start out good and likeable and then thru jaded mistreatment lean into the dark side.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
An Undertaker vibe would be good. Smoke starts billowing out. the gong hits and he slowly makes his way to the Mic. REST. IN. PEACE.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Kevin
Also Carson needs to start wearing ridiculous outfits like Cam Newton.
Kind of already does?? No offense pucknut.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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NDSU92
Would be fun to see him pull the reverse Mayfield. Start out good and likeable and then thru jaded mistreatment lean into the dark side.
So kind of like the Christian version of Anakin Skywalker....minus the killing of family, friends, jedi children, blowing up entire planets, etc...
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Kevin
Call me bro u have my number I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
Kev, Kev, son, listen, man, dad isn't mad But how you gonna name yourself after a minion and have a man bun?
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Kevin
"I don't care about Tom Brady. The GOAT? I'm from farm country goats are stupid, disgusting creatures. I'm a lion. Actually I'm better than a lion because I shot one in South Africa just to put its stupid face on my wall with all the other endangered creations I've snuffed from existence. Just like I'll do to the Tampa Bay Buccaroos this Sunday LIVE. ON. PAY-PER-VIEW. You'll wish you stayed retired, Tommy. You'll long for that sense of meaninglessness. It'll feel comforting compared to the inadequacy you'll feel on Sunday LIVE. ON. PAY-PER-VIEW. as I keep your old ass on the sideline by Commanding the field. My only regret is that the delusional son of a bitch who runs this ship and his vax loving 'gambler coach' won't let me play linebacker so I can put the goat out to pasture properly. HTTR."
That’s a really long catchphrase.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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NDSU_grad
That’s a really long catchphrase.
That was a promo bro.
It's designed to get heat from the marks to up ppv buys.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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yopaulie
Kind of already does?? No offense pucknut.
Sometimes being a heel is just dialing up your natural self to a ten.
Other times it's being a naturally delusional, arrogant shitbag like ECE8HEC.
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
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Kevin
Also Carson needs to start wearing ridiculous outfits like Cam Newton.
Maybe even exactly like Cam Newton's then accuse Cam of swagger jacking.
I'm not making fun of him since my only fashion rule is never wear a baseball cap featuring a different cartoon character than the shirt you are wearing, but others are.
https://www.nbcsports.com/philadelph...hot-dog-outfit Internet clowns Wentz for brutal Commanders intro outfit
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FODvgxlW...jpg&name=small
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Re: What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.
I thought the untuckit was a poor choice, too.
