Printable View
how do you dumbshits function ? like serious
i POSTED the video because turkey feathers doubted I was sitting there in row 1
I DO have season tickets , But when APATHY is so bad and my oil money can buy row 1 tickets for $50 or $75 each, why wouldnt I?
I DID post video in game 1 or 2 showing all 3 QBs throwing next to each other... you can do search for it here COLE was bigger than the other 2 and better arm and smoother passer with his touch.
How's he gonna get to know every grandma in North Dakota and Minnesota if he has to sit in the same seat every week???Quote:
Originally Posted by Thomas96
there you arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre. that's right!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by WeAreThePride
So true, my apologies for not acknowledging his genius.Quote:
Originally Posted by WeAreThePride
"How do you dumbshits function"? Great question Chaps, Lakes, Sam, whoever. Dumbshits tend to function like buttheads, but with less moxie and slightly fewer punctuation marks. We put our pants on inside out, and then change them to right side in after one or two cups of coffee, or three beers if ice fishing. Most dumbshits assimilate into society very well since they don't take themselves too seriously, no matter what is going on with their favorite college football team.
Dumbshits should never be confused with "dipshits". Dipshits are like a really painful pimple in that spot on your back where you can't reach it with your hands because you are old and inflexible, and your wife is not going to help you because she is very comfortable ignoring you and there is something better on TV. Dipshits overwhelmingly have highly inflated impressions of their sports knowledge, and many times say flat out crazy shit that they can't corroborate; and what they do say mostly turns out to be false.
I'm probably a "dumbshit"; the question is how do you not identify as a "dipshit"?
Now he's got oil money. Grandma's oil money? Did she say you could only spend it on football tickets and not a meal for your family? Now that's hard-core granny fandom bro.
DidNt rEadd
OK then bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by El_Chapo
The new oil patch in Western MN apparently.
runestone oilQuote:
Originally Posted by Gully