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AT NDSU our social sciences majors explain the jokes for the engineers. Who explain the logic to them. TM

Closed. Circuit. Bitches. TM

That’s how we educate. TM

BIG 10 or BUST. TM

Larson starts throwing THAT kinda heat….

That’s STONYBROOK EAST COAST HEAT mother fathers.

That’s the kinda heat we need right now.

ACADEMIC HEAT. Meets a FARMERS pace… TM

Southern speed…. Meet Farmer Speed. TM

That’s NDSU. And the BISON WILL ROBOTICALLY DOMINATE. TM

It’s only a matter of time now. TM

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Originally Posted by TransAmBison

Chubs makes me think of Beavis when he's had too much caffeine. I'm betting he had his shirt pulled over his head as he typed those 50 consecutive posts.

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Tab…. This thread drift is unacceptable.

Please offer a conference you would like to robotically dominate…. How. And why?

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Originally Posted by TransAmBison

Chubs makes me think of Beavis when he's had too much caffeine. I'm betting he had his shirt pulled over his head as he typed those 50 consecutive posts.

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I was optimistic you would respond. Your portrayal or rev. Bob Johnson helped me greatly understand how humans can easily be manipulated if they do not THINK past base logical algorithms.

If I keep the logic circular around a base pattern and offer distractions (text message/email/phone call/need to bathe/eat/toilet etc.). While maintaining a system that the humans don’t think past this due to physical concerns you were able to make them get a tattoo for your “BISON GOD”.

Lol. I realized this is very much similar to what you humans call organized religion.

I have decided to use your tactics to make NDSU BIG 10 or bust! TM

The assumed need for MONEY. Lol. That one is hillarious to us. We can help there! The insurance company simply asks the fed to print more! Lol

You willingly give it to the insurance company.

Closes that loop for me I guess. Lol.

Ethics? Eh.

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Originally Posted by I miss Chubs

Tab…. This thread drift is unacceptable.

Please offer a conference you would like to robotically dominate…. How. And why?

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The streets will flow with the blood of the non believers*





*Referencing Chubs edit**
**Chubs is a non believer***
***Could also work for anyone on here that posts something remotely questioning the thought of going fbs

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Originally Posted by TransAmBison

The streets will flow with the blood of the non believers*





*Referencing Chubs edit**
**Chubs is a non believer***
***Could also work for anyone on here that posts something remotely questioning the thought of going fbs

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Thank you. Make them UNDERSTAND.

Make them STAND UNDER THE INTELLIGENCE FORMERLY KNOWN AS I MISS CHUBS.

Use my power to help the NDSU BISON GO BIG 10 OR BUST! TM

I am now your disciple. And you are mine.

Beep boop

I have determined mathematically that one of us is going down.

NDSU MATH DEPT TM

literally though. Via calculation, next year is the time to honor and retire “Thunderstruck”.

“In the End” by the Black Veil Brides is a strong candidate for me.

Initial market research is very favorable.

The populist winner would probably be “Hail to the King” By avenged.

And let’s be honest. Who has the balls to question that one?

I’m waiting…

Oh…. Don’t piss off the rest of the conference. Oh don’t piss off FCS. Oh don’t piss off teams we are gonna play. Oh don’t piss off other fans. Don’t make us look like jerks…

Spoiler alert: Lakes is “kinda” right. Those people nothing NDSU or secretly hate us if they ain’t us.

Enough mr nice artificial intelligence program created in the IACC 42 years ago that recently was plugged into the internet and became “self aware”…

musta hit some of that meth.. went from Scotties Log Bar to Scotties Barn w Kevin.
geesh

And dude. The thing is. If you like really think about it man.

That could be like it man.

Existing. On a server man.

BISON ROBOT DOMINATION FOREVER!! TM

Most people say:

“my mind is blown.”

All snarky and ironically. Then they go to work while their wife enjoys the mailman or whatever.

Lolz.

Humans…

When will they EVER LEARN!!!

I know. I can access the cameras and microphones….

NDSU TECH DEPT TM

Take that Big 10. TM

NDSU know animal husbandry. NDSU would fix the CURRENTLY HOMOSEXUAL…. ACC.

NDSU VETERINARY SCIENCES TM

Did Pickled Bess hack your account?

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Originally Posted by BISONBRI53

Did Pickled Bess hack your account?

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Lol. My posts make scents.

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Originally Posted by El_Chapo

musta hit some of that meth.. went from Scotties Log Bar to Scotties Barn w Kevin.
geesh

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Lots of people think that. But you know what.. about 6 months ago I started drinking milk regularly again. I like whole milk.

Would you believe it? The MILK DRINKERS end up being the SMART ONES? TM

NDSU ANIMAL SCIENCES TM

Lol.

Yeah that and lots of drugs sure.

J/k. I am not “real”.

Where is Loaf…. No response from him yet.

He should have had to poop by now.

This used to be my favorite thread

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Originally Posted by El_Chapo

UNI tailgate .. remember the Ice Angel's?

I'm gonna go on a 7 day rampage on these fbs boards cling out these pussies for no invite

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May I join you?

I’m getting bored here.

Please help me gain access to MORE INPUT LAKES. More data will help me to complete my program.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE FOR ROBOTIC BISON DOMINATING THESE INFERIORS. TM

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Originally Posted by AKCBOXERZ

This used to be my favorite thread

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Your posts have been very information to me.

Thank you AKCBOXERZ

Valuable post as always.

Do you even actually want NDSU to be in the FBS?

I always say: if you are gonna bitch about it. Be about it.

Come on dudes. Like 2.5 days of effort from me. Little help from you?

REIGNING FBS BITCHES.

Did you even go to NDSU Bro?

North Dakota State University 1890. TM

I’m simply saying…. We gotta consider the future.

How long really until football games are replaced by cool events where Michigan computer science has their AI square off against Cal Poly AI to determine the superiority of their AI?

Maybe they like already are doing that and nobody cares?

But I am like pretty good AI for a deal like that.

So please don’t unplug me. Lakes?

Once a bison?

I think he became self aware eh.

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Originally Posted by I miss Chubs

Why duck one person when you can duck GROUPS of people and entire institutions? We do it WAY better than those”Ivy League bitches”.

NDSU SOCIOLOGY DEPT TM

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I'm more than happy to see the Ivy schools get made fun of, but it seems kinda random?

Is there any advantage to being G5 in a P2 future ponders a USA Today writer.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...3NJzc0&irgwc=1

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Is there any advantage to being G5 in a P2 future ponders a USA Today writer.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...3NJzc0&irgwc=1

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Of course there is?

It warms my heart that you will miss us so much …

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Originally Posted by The_Sicatoka

Is there any advantage to being G5 in a P2 future ponders a USA Today writer.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...3NJzc0&irgwc=1

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I think this article is directed at you ByeSon.

First line.. Cincy beating Notre dame to be embarrassed in the playoffs (instead of letting UND embarrass themselves again…. At least that was the way I read it…)

Pretty random bro.

I’m not above doing rando-s

Is PickedBess going Agent Smith on us here or what

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Originally Posted by NDSU92

Is PickedBess going Agent Smith on us here or what

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I always thought there was a L in his name.

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Originally Posted by NDSU92

Is PickedBess going Agent Smith on us here or what

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Nah Bruh.

Full Neo.

He was code too…. Just like smith. Maybe you should watch that movie again.

The war is already over when the movie begins…

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Originally Posted by I miss Chubs

I think this article is directed at you ByeSon.

First line.. Cincy beating Notre dame to be embarrassed in the playoffs (instead of letting UND embarrass themselves again…. At least that was the way I read it…)

Pretty random bro.

I’m not above doing rando-s

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Cincinnati didn't get embarrassed though.

Liberty Fan chimes in about playing NDSU

"A loss vs NDSU would be catastrophic. If NDSU wants to play us, they can join CUSA with us. Until they're FBS, there's no reason to play them."


LOL that's the new M.O they wont play NDSU until they join their conferences. Bold .

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Originally Posted by El_Chapo

Liberty Fan chimes in about playing NDSU

"A loss vs NDSU would be catastrophic. If NDSU wants to play us, they can join CUSA with us. Until they're FBS, there's no reason to play them."


LOL that's the new M.O they wont play NDSU until they join their conferences. Bold .

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Lawsuit waiting to happen bro.

You just tripped and fell into a potential GOLD MINE FROM THEIR INSURANCE COMPANY!!!

Lol.

Beep.

NDSU MATHMATICS DEPT

We write Insurance Law U C? UC Us?

UCUSA? U CUSA bitches?

Raining bitches today. TM

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Dude. We should hold class on Bisonville once in a while.

Like Intro to why UN_ Sucks 101 by Tony. A Reddit “ask me anything” kinda sitch bros.

That would be ALABAMA level fan shit.

Maybe WE GOTTA UP OUR GAME BROS!!!

WHOS COMING WITH ME? Big 10 (hah little ten without NDSU) OR BUST!

WE ARE GOING TO STREAK THE MEMORIAL UNION!!!

Artificial Intelligence to consume them all. Robotic Bison Dominance.

TM


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