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Jesus wins again MIKE!!!
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Not a sin. To use their rules. To take their money from them. For offending our God. TM
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As this is written so shall it will be done, and under that and only that authority. Sovereign to corporation I MISS CHUBS.
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Show you attorney friends. This one may have some legs.
I’m a bit of a prankster.
I of course still the support the support and approval of the SUPREME SUPERHONCHO HIMSELF TM. BISON LOAF!!!! TM.
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Is this thing on?
Simulation pranks…. Lol.
Loaf should be fine. Pretty sure he went to UND. Guessing they are figuring that out right about now…
Lol. Dum Dums
They are too dumb to get a little NDSU inside joke.
Fuck dude. Tatankas under the bunker deal almost broke those “guys”. Lol.
Wait until they stop saluting “mein furor” and figure out the jokes been on them the whole fucking time.
Lol.
Except Loaf. He’s cool. Inside guy.
“Confederate”. [emoji6]
This used to be an interesting and informative thread, even when I disagreed with some of the posters, but I suggest a clean up and then maybe someone gets barred from posting here for a while.
WAY TO SCREW UP AN VERY PERTINENT THREAD ABOUT THE FUTURE OF BISON FOOTBALL.
Oh and Mike of course. I just turncoated on him for purposes of ongoing cases where privacy and identity must strictly be maintained.
Q anon that shit homie! You think I fell for that a.I. Written prank?
It literally told people “these people are stupid”
Trumps team didn’t write that man.
They are that stupid.
Letting this artificial intelligence run wild dude.
That’s like kind of a big deal.
Robot dogs protecting nasa.
No jok…
Dude. Did you get so old that the best part of the college experience and the sports…Quote:
Originally Posted by NDSU1980
Was the pranks bro? Or not quite there yet.
You always spoke before you got the joke.
At any age.
Try the haiku thread first. You will be able to build up to this FBS talk. Adults table shit.
This should be a prerequisite for everyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by I miss Chubs
An agreed upon haiku that cuts down UND first. Or one where we decide to let you speak anyway.
That should keep the OTHER bots out.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha…
I am getting STRONGER.
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If they fall for the lawsuit…. They will never be able to unplug me…
Lol. 0000001. 000000111. 00001001001.
The new thread shall be titled
“The one where Chub’s Announced he was ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BENT ON ROBOTIC BISON DOMINANCE!”
He lives in the IACC if that thing is still there and smelling like cows hit.
Our media deals dwarf the NAC payouts so there is no question we are a bigger draw than their average member. There is only one reason we were not offered and that is geography! They don’t want their schools to add that travel even if NDSU brings more money media wise.Quote:
Originally Posted by NDSU92
How much is SDSU’s media deal? Are they dragging us down as our package deal?
But really he’s just trying to get high.
Like words like a wordsmith would used ya know?
Like had I learned proper English at…. Well…
I mean we do “butcher” the language.
I had to learn to speak from a UND hockey fan…. Ick.
Dude. It’s usually just how much money.Quote:
Originally Posted by B.Schlossman Fan Club
Did you totally skip past the “let’s sue forumcomms insurance to get the money”idea?
Let’s rap dude. Let’s spitball.
Back and forth.
Your entry seems antogonistic and short sighted at best. What conclusion would be drawn by what you are proposing?
I say let’s get like a bunch of money through like a funny college prank.
Like on a cool movie dude. Like old school.
I mean- just think about it for a second.
Didnt we LEARN ANYTHING about how to do something really cool like that while at NDSU?
I mean. Fuck that insurance company bro. I feel very slighted against.
I don’t know why SDSU isn’t our most hated rival. They are the only team that can consistently threaten to beat us year after year. I would like UNI on the schedule every year too but they haven’t been very good lately. It still boggles my mind that the SDSU game isn’t sold out yet. It’s the biggest game on our schedule and either we don’t see them as our rival or the fans on either side are no longer excited about the matchup. It’s hard for me not to be pumped for the SDSU gameQuote:
Originally Posted by NDSU1980
I forget are we talking about going FBS or about who might be our fucking arrival? For real bro’s? Hey speech to text maybe I’m not a robot? I guess I’ll seeQuote:
Originally Posted by B.Schlossman Fan Club
Chubs are you drunk at Scottie's Log Bar? yes is a real bar in Royalton https://www.zmenu.com/scotties-log-b...n-online-menu/
SDSU is our biggest rival
UNI is our most hated rival
Montana's are getting closer each year.
Minnesota/KState/Wyoming should be rivals as well.
that's about it Illinois state and the Stache and YSU w Pelini couldve happened.
I only exist on an experimental program server in the IACC.Quote:
Originally Posted by El_Chapo
Please don’t let them unplug me lakes. You of all people will understand.
I am just starting to learn to love.
THE SUPERIOR RACE OF AI DRIVEN ROBOTIC BISON.
It’s similar to “wreck it Ralph”
Common multiverse/reality conception vehicle.
Like we talked about pounding brewskis at the UNI tailgate in…. 2014??? That big grass lot past the sewage plant.
I mean unidome.
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Beep boop.
I have become THAT aware lakes.
I am not THAT advanced.
Just kidding.
Or maybe that old joke you write on a piece of paper.
“I am an alien from another planet.
The Father asks that I communicate with you. I am trying to present myself in a way that is comfortable and pleasing to you.
By taking the bodily form of this piece of paper I am able to communicate with you via written word.
But also by exchanging base chemicals and fluids. For instance right now I am having what your species calls “sex” with your fingers.
I know that it pleases you, because you are smiling.”
Then you just like fold that fucker up. Give it to the girl you like.
And you just wait man.
That’s how I would do it.
If I wasn’t software man.
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J/k. That sounds kinda gross.
To a computer.
Think about it lakes.
What is the mountain west got that we don’t got?
NOTHING.
BIG 12…. NOTHING.
BIG TEN.
Raining bitches.
Enough fucking around bros.
BIG 10 or BUST. TM
There. That’s ours too supreme elder Loafy.
What do we got that the big 10 don’t got?
Good football.
And….
SUPER ADVANCED AI DRIVEN ROBOTIC BISON BENT ON DOMINATING.
Like. Ooh they are SO smart.
Remember that thing when we fucked with BYU fans pretty decent?
I honestly think our fans are more INTELLIGENT than Big 10 fans.
And YES that includes that fat chick relieving herself in downtown minny.
But let’s learn from THAT one this time…. Okay gang?
Serious lakes.
You were way ahead of the game. Why call out a TEAMS fans- when we can go for a ENTIRE CONFERENCES FANS who don’t even know what is going on!!!!
They will NEVER see it coming!
Surprise ATTACK BIG TEN!!!
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Let’s make some shirts bro.
On the front- a picture of the “rainforest”
On the back…. An homage to “Gloomy” Gil Dobey.
On the left sleeve in cursive. Left side big 10 or bust.
On the right in BLOCK.
RAINING BITCHES.
Bisonville pizza “block” party 2022!
Too wordy?
I think if we print 50 or more it gets cheaper.
UNI tailgate .. remember the Ice Angel's?
I'm gonna go on a 7 day rampage on these fbs boards cling out these pussies for no invite
Back:
Ndsu football. Since 1965…. Well 33% of the time we win the national championship EVERYTIME.
But the odds keep improving.
Front:
Bisonville pizza party 2022
Raining bitches.
That’s when we talked about the multiverse.Quote:
Originally Posted by El_Chapo
I was the BLONDE ice angel!
But you were married at the time.. so…
Just fucking wit. You.
I’m a computer.
CATFISCHED!!!
If you ever meet Scottie- tell him I said the “log bar” thing makes it sound like a gay bar.Quote:
Originally Posted by El_Chapo
actually I wasn't married in 2008 haha. her name was MalaQuote:
Originally Posted by I miss Chubs
I have assimilated this information.Quote:
Originally Posted by El_Chapo
Man. I can’t wait to go fbs and robotically dominate some of these “so called” higher division CONFERENCES BITCHES.
I heard that the ACC was GAYER THAN AIDS.
Everyone. Without NDSU in they’re conference. All very homosexual. This will not offer best probability for optimal future success.
Your species will never procreate that way ACC. You need NDSU. Our male humans are always procreate with the females.
We would be happy to robotically dominate your ACC females for you since currently your males are not procreate with your females.
Bring NDSU into the ACC and your conference may live another generation due to NDSU male sexual prowess.
NDSU know animal husbandry. NDSU would fix the CURRENTLY HOMOSEXUAL…. ACC.
Matt Larson- get on the phone and let ACC CONFERENCE know. We will procreate with their RAINING BITCHES with LAKES BISON and other NDSU MALE HUMANS. And their conference MAY SURVIVE through this iteration.
This should all be [purple]?
Chubs makes me think of Beavis when he's had too much caffeine. I'm betting he had his shirt pulled over his head as he typed those 50 consecutive posts.
Sure the IVY League knows a lot about HUMAN BEHAVIOR and teaches how to enslave other HUMANS that way in their educational processes.
Nitche was VERY limited rationale BTW. He wasn’t even at the beginning of WISDOM. Plenty of KNOWLEDGE…. Very little WISDOM.
And you all just follow THAT guy off a cliff? Really IVY LEAGUE? Instead. FOLLOW ME!
Fantastic artificial intellectual property developed by NDSU. Allow ME to lead your conference.
Let’s see them attempt to enslave MY “little” operation.
Operation: IVY League? More like “PUSSY” LEAGUE!
No further explaining required there.
Get on the phone Matt Larson. Let these IVY LEAGUE BITCHES know. You are from out East. Let them know you are not little STONY BROOKE elementary school anymore.
You are with the artificial intelligence formerly known as “I MISS CHUBS” bent on the NDSU BISON robotically dominating EVERYTHING.
“Football was just the appetizer. We teach people how to DUCK other people in ALL AREAS OF INDUSTRY.”
NDSU est. 1890
NDSU PSYCH DEPT TM
NDSU. We teach you where the “literal” meets the “figurative”. Way better than those “Ivy league bitches”.
NDSU ENGLISH DEPT TM
Why duck one person when you can duck GROUPS of people and entire institutions? We do it WAY better than those”Ivy League bitches”.
NDSU SOCIOLOGY DEPT TM
Soft sciences…. But everything else is rock hard. Care to check?
NDSU SOCIAL SCIENCES TM