What sort of thread have you made for us? A Wentz thread, if you can keep it.

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Originally Posted by Kevin

I thought this was April Fools as well but now I see it's being reported by BISONFORUM.COM and their lead reporter Lakes.

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Slow roll. Waited until this afternoon. Epic bro. I had totally let my guard down.

Busted out the wentz Bison jersey. Actually haven't taken it off yet.

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Originally Posted by pucknut9

What day is it?

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That was my first thought too... #FakeNews

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Originally Posted by heffray

That is some dirty dirty shit, puck. I don’t like it…

…but I respect it.

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I got fooled so I figured I'd share 😎

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Originally Posted by NI4NI

That was my first thought too

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Hook line and sinker bro

Wanted it to be true so bad!

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Originally Posted by pucknut9

I got fooled so I figured I'd share ��

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Glad to be in your good company.

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Originally Posted by pucknut9

I got fooled so I figured I'd share 

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Ha! I sniffed this one out since the link I saw was from The Spectrum. But then I bit hard on another one. Hard to bat 1000.

I see The Economic Times has posted the Wentz going back to NDSU as a football coach article without any footnote about it being April fools. They even date the article April 2nd. Lol

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Originally Posted by pucknut9

What day is it?

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They lifted that story from the Spectrum and in that story it stated at the top it was a joke and not real.

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Originally Posted by SDbison

I see The Economic Times has posted the Wentz going back to NDSU as a football coach article without any footnote about it being April fools. They even date the article April 2nd. Lol

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I believe it's an Indian website so it may have been tomorrow over there? I'm not sure?

The only thing dumber than doing an April fools joke is telling people at the top of the article that it’s satire.

0/10

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Originally Posted by Kevin

The only thing dumber than doing an April fools joke is telling people at the top of the article that it’s satire.

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Idk about that Kevin
People were still fooled shows how well people read

It didn't get big until pucknut showed his link here eh. Or maybe it was Lakes at bison nation pumping it up. But he got it here eh.

Penn state did one where it says the college is dropping the basketball programs! Lol that's funny eh.

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Originally Posted by scottietohottie

It didn't get big until pucknut showed his link here eh. Or maybe it was Lakes at bison nation pumping it up. But he got it here eh.

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I’ll be honest, puck sharing it is what got me…

Wanting it to be true made it easier to believe. Our common senses are vulnerable to emotion.

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Originally Posted by NI4NI

Wanting it to be true made it easier to believe. Our common senses are vulnerable to emotion.

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Damn. Here and I was led to believe that common sense was such a superior... sense.

I'm gonna have to remember this next time someone bangs that drum.

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Originally Posted by GreenfieldBison

Damn. Here and I was led to believe that common sense was such a superior... sense.

I'm gonna have to remember this next time someone bangs that drum.

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lol how u gonna do that grandpa? ask one of the ukranians to remind u?

you probably already forgot it. desperately searching the aging harddrive in ur head looking for what the hell kevin is talking about now

oh wait matlock is on

that's weird i don't remember matlock being a chick

Is EVERYBODY on ketamine now?

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Originally Posted by GreenfieldBison

Is EVERYBODY on ketamine now?

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Fuck no. I've seen how friends ends.

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Originally Posted by heffray

I’ll be honest, puck sharing it is what got me…

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That was the idea

Any updates on Carson rumors? It almost seems like he won't be signing with anyone until after the draft.

I see KSJB 600 out of Jamestown picked up the April Fools story from the Spectrum today and ran like it was true. These journalists....

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Originally Posted by pucknut9

That was the idea

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Originally Posted by KC_Hats

I see KSJB 600 out of Jamestown picked up the April Fools story from the Spectrum today and ran like it was true. These journalists....

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It got my wife, which is rare. She showed me her phone at dinner, and the Economic Times story was the first one in her feed.

I've run across the Economic Times quite a bit- it's like Business Insider but worse. My gut feeling is that it is 99% AI-generated clickbait and 1% state-level disinformation.

Trey got a one year $6.2 million contract with the Chargers and the NFL media keeps claiming Carson Wentz is worth less than $2 million a year. LOL

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Originally Posted by KC_Hats

Trey got a one year $6.2 million contract with the Chargers and the NFL media keeps claiming Carson Wentz is worth less than $2 million a year. LOL

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I don't think he's going to get $6.2 million. I think that's the maximum he could get.

"Why Carson Wentz Is Perfect For The Vikings"

Flacco signs with Browns. We're getting closer to Wentz to MIN.

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Originally Posted by ByeSonBusiness

I don't think he's going to get $6.2 million. I think that's the maximum he could get.

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Right. It's $1.5 million, with 1.1 guaranteed. That's third string money.

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Originally Posted by ndsubison1

Flacco signs with Browns. We're getting closer to Wentz to MIN.

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I hope so. I think he could really prosper under KOC and would be a decisive upgrade from Mullens. Seems hard to believe the Vikings will go into the draft with no backup at all. Could be Carson's asking price is still too high for teams looking for backups. Who knows.

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Originally Posted by bisonp

I hope so. I think he could really prosper under KOC and would be a decisive upgrade from Mullens. Seems hard to believe the Vikings will go into the draft with no backup at all. Could be Carson's asking price is still too high for teams looking for backups. Who knows.

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The Vikings do want to maximize their compensation picks, so as the article VirginiaBison posted mentions, the Vikings would lose one if signing Wentz, or any other free agent for 4 million or more.
The Vikings have traded away a bunch of picks already for this year’s draft, and a few for next year.
So hopefully they have a verbal understanding and can sign Wentz from April 29th on…

I'm seeing headlines that Carson is going to sign with the steelers but you read the articles and the headlines seem pretty misleading. Plus pucknut hasn't made any posts about him since April 1.

saw there's a new walk-on QB at NDSU named Warson Centz. He's pretty tall. Might be good.

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Originally Posted by Kevin

saw there's a new walk-on QB at NDSU named Warson Centz. He's pretty tall. Might be good.

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If Eli can pull it off so can Carson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLhsjH3IBPc

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If Eli can pull it off so can Carson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLhsjH3IBPc

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Best one is when they sent Goff to a JUCO and the starting qb was watching this “transfer” take his job. Busy at the moment but I’ll try to find it later.

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Originally Posted by Kevin

Best one is when they sent Goff to a JUCO and the starting qb was watching this “transfer” take his job. Busy at the moment but I’ll try to find it later.

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Yeah the goff one was probably the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVit4vSAMsk?si=Qeqoln7NNuuYh5EV

You the punter?

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Originally Posted by scottietohottie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVit4vSAMsk?si=Qeqoln7NNuuYh5EV

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This:


https://youtu.be/uEEYbXVCoT0

It's the saints today eh. Perfect spot for ginger Jesus!

Let me know when we get actual relevant posts in this thread.