Bison Football FOTD Thread

[Tatanka]

This is the official Bison football fact of the day thread. One fact per post.

[Tatanka]

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Joe Mays.

[Tatanka]

Superman wears Steve Walker underoos.

[Tatanka]

Craig Bohl once ordered a steak at a restaurant. The steak did as it was told.

[TheBisonator]

Shamen Washington gets so flaming hot when he returns kicks, that after the games, he has to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire just to cool off.

[Tatanka]

The chief export of North Dakota State Bison Football is pain.

[Bisonguy]

Joe Mays ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

[Bisonguy]

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Joe Mays tackle.

[Bisonguy]

Joe Mays CAN believe it's not butter.

[Tatanka]

Craig Bohl KNOWS what Willis is talkin' 'bout.

[Tatanka]

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was tackled by Joe Mays, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

[NDSUFREAK]

Steve Walker can divide by 0.

[Tatanka]

There were no WMDs found in Iraq; Joe Mays is from Illinois.

[TheBisonator]

Joe Mays does not sleep. He waits.

[TheBisonator]

Joe Mays can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

[TheBisonator]

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Joe Mays has breathed on.

[TheBisonator]

Steve Walker does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

[TheBisonator]

Shamen Washington always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

[TheBisonator]

Joe Mays played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

[TheBisonator]

OK, that's enough ripping off Chuck Norris facts tonight...:D

[NDSUFREAK]

Joe Mays was born from a C section...he cut himself out of his mothers stomach.

[TransAmBison]

The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to see Joe Mays angry.

[Tatanka]

They once tried to carve Joe Mays into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his biceps.

[Tatanka]

Joe Mays has tackled the crap out of so many people during his Bison career that most medical journals classify him as a laxative.

[No_Skill]

The last thing to go through a receiver's mind when being tackled by Joe Mays...the turf.

[TheDoctor]

Joe Mays ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

I love that one. :D

[sambini]

The last thing to go through a receiver's mind when being tackled by Joe Mays...the turf. Well done+++

[Yo]

Joe Mays has tackled the crap out of so many people during his Bison career that most medical journals classify him as a laxative.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BisonCountry]

Joe Mays is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[BisonCountry]

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Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching the 1990 NDSU Team crush IUP on Satellite TV.

[NDSUFREAK]

When you kill Joe Mays he doesn't die, he just gets angry.

[tony]

(AP Fargo, ND) After his breakout campaign in 2006 which including 12 assisted tackles, 22 quarterback hurries, 31 TIUBMs (terror-induced unintentionial bowel movements), 15 pass breakups, and 5 forced fumbles, Joe Mays' Shadow was named a preseason second-team All-American by Street & Smith's.

The Sound of Mike Maresh's Footsteps and Ramon Humber's Glare received Honorable Mentions.

[Tatanka]

One thing is for certain: Joe Mays don't need no pellet gun (http://www.in-forum.com/articles/index.cfm?id=172200)to stop the rabbits.