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GFBison
04-17-2005, 04:42 AM
I was down to the cabin today and noticed a nice Bison statue on the beach. Now, I need to know what proper etiquette is.

When fishing, do I need to bow before the golden calf each time I troll by, or just the first time?

Is it proper, if fishing is slow and with the owners permission, to rub the bison's snout for luck? If it’s proper just think of the predicament I put the owner in. Seriously, if I rub the snout and load the stringer, just imagine all the boats lining up to do the same. Maybe a donation to Bison Athletics could be made with each snout rub just to keep the riff raff away.

I wonder if there will be a Friday night ritual performed if there is a home game?

I may start my own ritual; raise a shot and salute the Thundering Herd; is a dozen to many?

What about celebration after the victory? I have to believe another toast would be in order.

Bisonguy
04-17-2005, 04:50 AM
Usually if you sing two "Hail the Bison"s and give a tip of the hat, that will suffice.