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BisonMav
10-12-2005, 02:48 PM
This could have a big affect on the Vikings this year.

From the Fargo Forum

MINNEAPOLIS – Authorities on Tuesday were investigating whether Minnesota Vikings players were involved in allegations of lewd behavior on two Lake Minnetonka charter boats last week.

No criminal charges had been filed by Tuesday evening.

Stephen Doyle, an attorney representing the boat owners, said at least 20 Vikings players were part of a group of 90 people who went out on a pair of Al and Alma’s charter cruises last Thursday night.

Doyle said the outing ended early and the boats returned to shore when staff members complained to the captains that some of the people on board were engaging in sexual acts and taking off their clothes.

“The scope of it, the nature of it and the location of it add up to pretty bizarre behavior,” said Doyle.

The Hennepin County Sheriff’s Office said the incident was reported Sunday. Sgt. Haans Vitek declined to comment on whether any Vikings were involved.

“From what we’re hearing, it certainly sounds that way, but we want to get it right from the people that were there,” Vitek said. “We’re trying to sort out all the facts and see if any of it even rises to a criminal act, or whether it was just people who were offended.”

The team issued a one-paragraph statement saying: “The organization has been made aware of the allegations involving our players and we take these allegations very seriously. We are working diligently to gather as many facts as possible. At this time, we have no further comment.”

sambini
10-13-2005, 02:29 AM
And they are going to the SUPER BOWL?

coloradobison
10-13-2005, 07:48 PM
And they are going to the SUPER BOWL?

according to the minneapolis radio stations they are

IowaBison
10-13-2005, 09:02 PM
And they are going to the SUPER BOWL?

The situation resembles the setup to a "The Longest Yard" type movie.

sambini
10-14-2005, 12:39 AM
I think the guys in the Longest Yard could beat the Vikes...

met1990
10-14-2005, 01:34 AM
I hope NDSU's bye week doesn't develop like the Vikings...

Herd_Mentality
10-14-2005, 06:10 AM
A little candy for you all...

S.S. Smoot

(To the theme from Gilligans Island)


Come sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of fateful trip
That started from a small lake town
Aboard two tiny ships

The mates were a bunch of pole dancers
But the waitstaff was too pure
The Vikings team set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour

The action started getting hot
The dancers strutted their stuff
If not for the prudes in the fearless crew
There wouldn't have been such a huff

The boats turned around and went back home
The authorities came aboard
But fear not friends, 'cause all's not lost

The Vikings finally scored!

bisongold
10-14-2005, 02:54 PM
Awesome!!!

BisonMav
10-17-2005, 02:06 PM
If someone wanted to press the issue, the some Vikings could be charged with Felonies. They also had a party in 2004, and the girls were flown in from Atlanta etc. Interstate transport laws would come into play. Last year didn't involve a cruise, but started with diner at Mall of America, then to a rented nightclub and finally off to the hotel.

sambini
10-18-2005, 03:04 AM
Herd MEN THAT WAS AWESOME+++

BisonMav
10-20-2005, 12:49 PM
New Vikings Stadium

http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/utrikers.jpg

kchats
10-20-2005, 06:39 PM
Alcatraz huh? That is where Randy Moss belongs.

markerman
10-20-2005, 07:50 PM
The difference between the Vikings and every other NFL/NBA/College Football/High School Chess Team is:

They got caught...

BisonMav
10-20-2005, 08:06 PM
The difference between the Vikings and every other NFL/NBA/College Football/High School Chess Team is:

They got caught...

And they did it in a public place! :-[