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Kevin
10-29-2023, 03:59 PM
Since absolutely nothing important is happening this week let’s predict alternate timelines.

I think we all know Klieman would have won 20 straight had he stayed so let’s go one step back

Imagine Coach Bohl was allergic to money and hated airplanes. Imagine he never left.

Assume he keeps DC Klieman for a few more years before CK gets a fbs DC offer.

What happens? Does the dynasty still end around this time? Or earlier?

What’s the state of the culture?

What’s the state of bisonville?

KSBisonFan
10-29-2023, 05:05 PM
Since absolutely nothing important is happening this week let’s predict alternate timelines.

I think we all know Klieman would have won 20 straight had he stayed so let’s go one step back

Imagine Coach Bohl was allergic to money and hated airplanes. Imagine he never left.

Assume he keeps DC Klieman for a few more years before CK gets a fbs DC offer.

What happens? Does the dynasty still end around this time? Or earlier?

What’s the state of the culture?

What’s the state of bisonville?

We'd be a much more disciplined and tougher team if Bohl was here.

scottietohottie
10-29-2023, 05:09 PM
Shaving your eyebrows in north dakota would have been bigger then teh west Fargo offense eh!

No_Skill
10-29-2023, 05:23 PM
Two words...

[COLOR=Purple]Mountain West Champions.[/Purple]

heffray
10-29-2023, 06:12 PM
Since absolutely nothing important is happening this week let’s predict alternate timelines.

I think we all know Klieman would have won 20 straight had he stayed so let’s go one step back

Imagine Coach Bohl was allergic to money and hated airplanes. Imagine he never left.

Assume he keeps DC Klieman for a few more years before CK gets a fbs DC offer.

What happens? Does the dynasty still end around this time? Or earlier?

What’s the state of the culture?

What’s the state of bisonville?

My guess is that we maybe would not have won 1 of the ships during Klieman’s run of 4 but probably picked up one during Entz’s co-opting of 2…

Bisonville would probably be pretty similar…

El_Chapo
10-29-2023, 07:59 PM
Bohl & Gene Taylor would have us Kicking ass in the mountain west right now


that's what

El_Chapo
10-29-2023, 07:59 PM
Two words...

Mountain West Champions.

This ^^^^^^^

garbageman
10-29-2023, 08:08 PM
Bisonville would have been full of whiners just like now

Kevin
10-29-2023, 08:41 PM
Personally I think bohl wins more than our current title count.

But the bro loves planes so much he left us.

Cessnas over nattys bro.

cbline
10-29-2023, 08:49 PM
We likely would have much fewer stupid penalties with Bohl. I recall a game when a player got an unsportsmanlike penalty. He immediately got replaced, and when he got to the sideline Bohl grabbed him by the facemask, pulled his head down, and chewed him out royally right into his face. Note to self: don't piss off Bohl. I just can't see that happening in the current environment.

scottietohottie
10-29-2023, 09:33 PM
Bisonville would have been full of whiners just like now

Whiners who whine about Whiners eh

unbison
10-29-2023, 10:45 PM
3-8 like 2009 repeatedly

El_Chapo
10-29-2023, 11:02 PM
Build the Bohl Statue already

Bisonguy
10-29-2023, 11:38 PM
We would be able to understand what was said at halftime and postgame interviews.

HerdBot
10-29-2023, 11:52 PM
12 peat. Unprecedented

KSBisonFan
10-30-2023, 12:31 AM
We would have beaten Arizona.

Kevin
10-30-2023, 12:31 AM
12 peat. Unprecedented

I unironically believe this.

chuckles
10-30-2023, 05:06 AM
We woulda had a whale of a championship run

scottietohottie
10-30-2023, 11:06 AM
Oh the pudding would be delicious!

td577
10-31-2023, 01:32 AM
He would have gotten bored, started screwing some coed, and would have been fired after refusing to go to rehab for the third time. He needed to go when he did for his sake.

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reformedUNDfan
10-31-2023, 06:07 AM
Bohl woulda prevented COVID and 2020 NDSU rolls Oregon, cracks the AP top 25, and Lance is a Heisman runner up, and NDSU has the all time all division winning streak record.

mtoutfitter
10-31-2023, 01:22 PM
Bohl woulda prevented COVID and 2020 NDSU rolls Oregon, cracks the AP top 25, and Lance is a Heisman runner up, and NDSU has the all time all division winning streak record.

Sounds bout right.

THEsocalledfan
10-31-2023, 02:33 PM
We would have a coach who looks like a professional.

thebigund
11-01-2023, 04:13 AM
You would’ve only given up 37 to your masters in teh tin shed

BISONBRI53
11-01-2023, 01:08 PM
I think coach Bohl is moonlighting as the new weather guy for KVLY... Freaks me out when I turn it on!

shorthairsrus
11-01-2023, 01:16 PM
Another dozen speeding tickets from fargo PD?:howdy:

Hammerhead
11-01-2023, 02:28 PM
He would have gotten bored and started hitting the Joose.