STIG will RETIRE! im breaking the news.

[El_Chapo]

I'm breaking the news even before the matt zimmer the NBOTS does or any of the other wannabe journalists.

STIG will RETIRE.... because they are worried about DC Jimmy Rodgers leaving, so he will be the New Coach.

He didn't want to do it down in Frisco & take away from the team, he will do it on his own at a press conference.


If I'm wrong & my south dakota buddy is wrong, so what, screw em! (not SD or Gully!)

:bunnyb::bunnyb:

[HerdBot]

I doubt it but it would be a ride off into the sunset moment. Would kind of piss me off because I want the opportunity to beat a Stig coached team, otherwise he gets the last laugh. And I could never heckle a new coach in the dome tbe same way. Come to think of it, I kind of like the weird guy

[NDSU92]

Retire? I thought he was going to poof into a cloud of dust after he finally won a championship?

[23Bison]

I doubt it but it would be a ride off into the sunset moment. Would kind of piss me off because I want the opportunity to beat a Stig coached team, otherwise he gets the last laugh. And I could never heckle a new coach in the dome tbe same way. Come to think of it, I kind of like the weird guy

I’m imagining Stig wearing his most coveted of vests sitting in a nice pleather chair with the light of a flickering fireplace glow bouncing off his beverage of choice (you know the one) cackling to himself all while staring at a framed picture of Zenner on the mantle thinking about what might have been if Entz was running the show back then.

Creepy Mr Burns vibes for everyone.

[EC8CH]

Stig ain't going nowhere.

[Kevin]

As long as lawyers charge a retainer and the courts order alimony Stig will be with us.

[Kevin]

I'm breaking the news even before the matt zimmer the NBOTS does or any of the other wannabe journalists.

STIG will RETIRE.... because they are worried about DC Jimmy Rodgers leaving, so he will be the New Coach.

He didn't want to do it down in Frisco & take away from the team, he will do it on his own at a press conference.


If I'm wrong & my south dakota buddy is wrong, so what, screw em! (not SD or Gully!)

:bunnyb::bunnyb:

That's DC Jimmy Rodgers inventor of the 4-4-4 defense to you, lakes.

[Gully]

I'm breaking the news even before the matt zimmer the NBOTS does or any of the other wannabe journalists.

STIG will RETIRE.... because they are worried about DC Jimmy Rodgers leaving, so he will be the New Coach.

He didn't want to do it down in Frisco & take away from the team, he will do it on his own at a press conference.


If I'm wrong & my south dakota buddy is wrong, so what, screw em! (not SD or Gully!)

:bunnyb::bunnyb:

I think you have me confused with the so called fan.

[tony]

I'm going to have to change the name of this forum to "Conference Speculation."

[southcliffbison]

I'm going to have to change the name of this forum to "Conference Speculation."

May I add my choices? "conference conjecture" or "conference innuendo"

[Gully]

I would be surprised if he doesn't retire. Why not, you've worked 35-40 years and have a chance to go out on top, having built the program from an average DII team to FCS champions. How could you end better than that?

[CAS4127]

I would be surprised if he doesn't retire. Why not, you've worked 35-40 years and have a chance to go out on top, having built the program from an average DII team to FCS champions. How could you end better than that?

Undefeated season maybe?

[DakotaOkie]

Successive national championships (goes with undefeated season but is the real cherry on the sundae)

I would be surprised if he doesn't retire. Why not, you've worked 35-40 years and have a chance to go out on top, having built the program from an average DII team to FCS champions. How could you end better than that?

[scottietohottie]

Why? He's got teh next 2 or 3 natty in teh bag already. Retire with more then any single Bison coach by himself eh.

[southcliffbison]

Yup, he's good until he's 70. Where else can a head coach safely ride their moped to and from football practice but in Brookings?

[goyotes]

The attached link https://www.argusleader.com/story/sports/college/south-dakota-state-university/2023/01/12/south-dakota-state-football-has-pieces-in-place-to-repeat-as-champions/69794599007/ is an Argus Leader article that kind of hints that Stig may retire.

It includes this paragraph "In the world of NIL and the transfer portal, it’s almost a certainty there will be some roster attrition. Wide receiver Tyler Feldkamp, a Roosevelt alum, has already transferred to Campbell. And wide receivers coach Josh Davis was just hired by rival USD to be offensive coordinator. Other coaches could be poached (or retire...) as well."

[NDSU92]

The attached link https://www.argusleader.com/story/sports/college/south-dakota-state-university/2023/01/12/south-dakota-state-football-has-pieces-in-place-to-repeat-as-champions/69794599007/ is an Argus Leader article that kind of hints that Stig may retire.

It includes this paragraph "In the world of NIL and the transfer portal, it’s almost a certainty there will be some roster attrition. Wide receiver Tyler Feldkamp, a Roosevelt alum, has already transferred to Campbell. And wide receivers coach Josh Davis was just hired by rival USD to be offensive coordinator. Other coaches could be poached (or retire...) as well."

Maybe he gets taken down by his taxes again and decides that he'd rather be no income

[KSBisonFan]

The attached link https://www.argusleader.com/story/sports/college/south-dakota-state-university/2023/01/12/south-dakota-state-football-has-pieces-in-place-to-repeat-as-champions/69794599007/ is an Argus Leader article that kind of hints that Stig may retire.

It includes this paragraph "In the world of NIL and the transfer portal, it’s almost a certainty there will be some roster attrition. Wide receiver Tyler Feldkamp, a Roosevelt alum, has already transferred to Campbell. And wide receivers coach Josh Davis was just hired by rival USD to be offensive coordinator. Other coaches could be poached (or retire...) as well."

Nice job poaching Davis. How long are you going to stick with Nielson?

[heffray]

May I add my choices? "conference conjecture" or "conference innuendo"

1 vote for “innuendo,” please…

[heffray]

The real question is, how much more would Shtiggy have to do to get the stadium or a street named after him?

[daddy daycare]

Holy shit lakes got one right. He gone.

[Gully]

I would be surprised if he doesn't retire. Why not, you've worked 35-40 years and have a chance to go out on top, having built the program from an average DII team to FCS champions. How could you end better than that?

At least I got one right!

[HerdBot]

Holy shit lakes got one right. He gone.

He gets to go out on a 4 game winning streak. That kind of annoys me.

[B.Schlossman Fan Club]

His Replacement is no slouch. Only tough job for him is to replace a bunch of assistants. His squad looks stacked again next year

[El_Chapo]

9 days... you late media...

[heffray]

9 days... you late media...

#Chapo4NILCollectivePresident

[The_Sicatoka]

This way, going out on top, he'll never have to buy another Joose in Brookings again.

[goyotes]

Nice shoutout to Stig from Team Joose
https://twitter.com/TeamJOOSE/status/1616339532332560384?s=20&t=csnIETOIi5Ld3EcA595XnQ

[heffray]

Nice shoutout to Stig from Team Joose
https://twitter.com/TeamJOOSE/status/1616339532332560384?s=20&t=csnIETOIi5Ld3EcA595XnQ

@TeamJOOSE gets it.

[El_Chapo]

Nice shoutout to Stig from Team Joose
https://twitter.com/TeamJOOSE/status/1616339532332560384?s=20&t=csnIETOIi5Ld3EcA595XnQ

hahahaha awesome.

[El_Chapo]

got a text from my contact on this. the dude was money.

stig was 12-20 vs ndsu. .375 almost a zenner!

[The_Sicatoka]

Yeah, but Stig still gets to drive off into the sunset with a final win, a ring, and a Joose.

[heffray]

Yeah, but Stig still gets to drive off into the sunset with a final win, a ring, and a Joose.

…and a pinch of sanctified nutmeg…

[El_Chapo]

remember that time I broke news like a month early?

[bruinbison]

Regarding Grant Nelson and the NBA Draft schedule
Is this the news you broke a month early???



May 12 NBA Decision and May 12 Last day of Semester Coincidence???

[El_Chapo]

Regarding Grant Nelson and the NBA Draft schedule
Is this the news you broke a month early???

I don't know what Grant is doing. I haven't asked

but this is STIG thread. that lil cockroach is gone