2021 FCS Semifinals

[heffray]

Games:

Delaware @ Bunnies - 11:00am Central on ESPN
JMWho @ SamWho - 1:30pm Central on ABC

Fuckem.

[NDSU92]

Semifinal one drinking game: drink every time someone has an SDSU San Diego vs. South Dakota Freudian slip on espn. Already at 3

[heffray]

Semifinal one drinking game: drink every time someone has an SDSU San Diego vs. South Dakota Freudian slip on espn. Already at 3

Lol. I have the sound down too low to notice, but that is a good one.

[heffray]

Both Defenses are looking good early.

[NDSU92]

Lol. I have the sound down too low to notice, but that is a good one.

I’m double dipping, that’s my dark horse. I also have references to NDSU as a drink. We should be good before we leave to a wedding at 3.

[heffray]

I’m double dipping, that’s my dark horse. I also have references to NDSU as a drink. We should be good before we leave to a wedding at 3.

Pregaming a wedding while watching a game is such a power move.

[heffray]

Delaware with some huge pickups on 3rd down in this drive. I wonder how sustainable it is.

[NDSU92]

Delaware QB running all over the place. Couple of pretty terrible missed holding calls on this drive.

[NDSU92]

Pregaming a wedding while watching a game is such a power move.

Wait doesn’t everyone do this? I thought this was just being an adult…

[semobison]

I like Delaware’s short passing game. Quick throws to guys in open space. I hope TR is watching this.

[NDSU92]

I like Delaware’s short passing game. Quick throws to guys in open space. I hope TR is watching this.

TR probably watching the 5 straight QB runs wondering what went wrong last week

[NDSU92]

Delaware QB out

[CyPanth]

Yawn! I'm watching, but it is "just football" without you guys playing. :bleh:

[Prime Power]

SDSU is just as young as NDSU if not younger, they are gonna be good for a while.

[heffray]

I like Delaware’s short passing game. Quick throws to guys in open space. I hope TR is watching this.

I was thinking the exact same thing. Like, wow, is that how you set up a screen pass? Huh. Been a while since I’ve seen that.

Delaware is tackling way better than we did against the Bunnies, too.

[Honeybooboo]

SDSU is just as young as NDSU if not younger, they are gonna be good for a while.

Not necessarily, people quickly forget this season is half the normal games, Travel vs Rd games unbalanced (see UND)

They are good, but without a normal season its impossible to say they will sustain.

[heffray]

Without their starting QB, Dela’s chances of pulling this off just went down 800% based on that first drive with their back-up.

[Hammerhead]

Without their starting QB, Dela’s chances of pulling this off just went down 800% based on that first drive with their back-up.

Kind of like NDSU playing most of the season with the 2nd and 3rd string QBs.

[semobison]

I was thinking the exact same thing. Like, wow, is that how you set up a screen pass? Huh. Been a while since I’ve seen that.

Delaware is tackling way better than we did against the Bunnies, too.

Delaware’s QB completes 68% of his throws, we were in the low 50% all year. If that doesn’t change next fall we’re going to struggle offensively again.

[heffray]

Kind of like NDSU playing most of the season with the 2nd and 3rd string QBs.

Even with their starting QB back in now it’s not lookin good.

[semobison]

Jacks starting to own the line of scrimmage. This could get ugly!

[NDSU92]

Delaware is terrible, my god

[NDSU92]

NDSU just on a commercial for the NCAA. No other non-P5 schools included lol

[MNLonghorn10]

Lmfao that was pud

[MNLonghorn10]

NDSU just on a commercial for the NCAA. No other non-P5 schools included lol

Rent free baby

[heffray]

SamWho lookin good.

[Nel360]

Hey TRoehl are you watching JMU on how to use the tight ends. Also a slant route to a tall receiver

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[Hammerhead]

JMU dominating the first half.

[heffray]

JMU dominating the first half.

Correction, JMU dominated the last 7 min of the first half... unreal.

[BFKasper14]

We lost to this SHSU team? We really did suck.


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[Kevin]

We lost to this SHSU team? We really did suck.


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We didn't look terrible against SHSU. Which says more about them than us.

I'd have been really embarrassed to see what JMU would have done.

[heffray]

That was an awesome TD run after catch by that SamWho kid

[semobison]

Sammy showing signs of life!

[EC8CH]

Holy shit. Sammy player down hard.

[EC8CH]

Sammy showing signs of life!

Poor timing for that choice of words.

[EC8CH]

BWHAHAHAH... Sammy pulls back within 3 just before the 4th.

[semobison]

Obviously my post was before the kickoff. Hope the young man is ok!

[EC8CH]

BWHAHAHAH.. Sammy recovers live ball on kickoff. Dooks melting down.

[semobison]

Recovered the muffed kickoff...this is wild!

[EC8CH]

BWHAHAHAH.... Sammy up!

This is Bunny level shitting on themselves im watching here.

[GreenfieldBison]

Poor it on Sammy! Kick those lousy mutts!


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[EC8CH]

BWHAHAHAH!!!!! Picked off Sammy ball. This is better than a Bunny shit show.

[EC8CH]

Sammy has wind at their back now. Literally and figuratively.

[semobison]

TD Sammy! I’m enjoying this JMU collapse!

[Hammerhead]

JMU leaving a dookie on the field now.

[ndsubison1]

Where's Bulldogg, I need to make a comment on his team.

[Kevin]

lol i finally got around to turning the tv on. what the hell happened

[IndyBison]

Evidence of how much momentum plays a huge role in some games. Close games turn into blowouts when one team gets momentum. JMU in the second quarter and SHSU over a 5 minute run in the second half.

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[semobison]

TD JMU, got the two point conversion. The lead is 3...

[EC8CH]

TD JMU, got the two point conversion. The lead is 3...

Finally stopped shitting themselves.

[El_Chapo]

JMU chokes this week.
SDSU chokes next week.
that's a perfect end to this shit season for us.

[Kevin]

I'm all for Sham Houston winning the whole thing.

Fuck JMU.

[EC8CH]

BWHAHAHAH. Loose on a PF. Dooks shitting on themselves till the end.

[Kevin]

HAHAHAHAH

Fuck you purple assholes. Your coach isn't half as smart as he thinks he is.

[MNLonghorn10]

I’m sure bulldogg will stop by shortly to talk about the smelly bisons reign being over

[BFKasper14]

Fuck JMU.


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[Kevin]

I can't even find the score on the espn.com main page feed.

We need to get out of this division.

[56BISON73]

I’m sure bulldogg will stop by shortly to talk about the smelly bisons reign being over

Only thing that smells is JMUs play.:nod:

[scbison91]

I can't even find the score on the espn.com main page feed.

We need to get out of this division.Yep

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[GreenfieldBison]

I’m sure bulldogg will stop by shortly to talk about the smelly bisons reign being over

Eagerly awaiting his post game analysis...


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[tony]

That was a really entertaining football game.

I wasn't sure that I was going to be able to watch the semis so soon after a Bison loss, but I'm glad I did.

I thought for sure that I was going to seal JMU's win by putting them at the bottom of "who I want to win" list (and that's only because I don't like the way Cignetti acts on the sideline) - both teams (SH and JMU) played like champions (that said, I expect SDSU to romp in Frisco.)

[EC8CH]

That was a really entertaining football game.

I wasn't sure that I was going to be able to watch the semis so soon after a Bison loss, but I'm glad I did.

I thought for sure that I was going to seal JMU's win by putting them at the bottom of "who I want to win" list (and that's only because I don't like the way Cignetti acts on the sideline) - both teams (SH and JMU) played like champions (that said, I expect SDSU to romp in Frisco.)

Best meltdown since the Bunny 10 turnover fest at JMU. Embarrassing for the dooks. They should offer that asshole Cig a lifetime extension.

[GreenfieldBison]

That was a really entertaining football game.

I wasn't sure that I was going to be able to watch the semis so soon after a Bison loss, but I'm glad I did.

I thought for sure that I was going to seal JMU's win by putting them at the bottom of "who I want to win" list (and that's only because I don't like the way Cignetti acts on the sideline) - both teams (SH and JMU) played like champions (that said, I expect SDSU to romp in Frisco.)

It was, I agree. I am happy I took the time to watch also. I’m not sure I agree that the bunnies will have their way next week but it won’t surprise me if they win. Hopefully it’s another exciting game. I will plan to watch it.


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[EC8CH]

Both CAA teams in the semis found a way to make an embarrassment of themselves in different ways.

MVFC back in the chipper like always since forever. Best conference in the FCS by far for a decade now and it's not even close.

[KSBisonFan]

Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Go Sam Houston. I despise JMU and their fans more than any other team. Complete assholes both times in Frisco and both recent coaches are as unlikeable as they can get.

[56BISON73]

Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Go Sam Houston. I despise JMU and their fans more than any other team. Complete assholes both times in Frisco and both recent coaches are as unlikeable as they can get.

Yep their fans base seems to be over represented by assholes.

[Kevin]

Yep their fans base seems to be over represented by assholes.

They make us look like reasonable, responsible adults.


Except Lakes.

[heffray]

I sadly could not watch the 4th quarter but I could not be happier.

Fuck JMU and their fans. (Except JMUVtFan, he seems fine).

But seriously fuckem. One of the worst fan bases ever.

[56BISON73]

JMU tailgate starter kit.

https://i.imgur.com/mGGQ2aq.jpg

[GreenfieldBison]

JMU tailgate starter kit.

https://i.imgur.com/mGGQ2aq.jpg

I wonder what it cost them to get that trailer paint job.

[scottietohottie]

I wonder what it cost them to get that trailer paint job.

Two words. 19.99

[GreenfieldBison]

Two words. 19.99

Doesn't seem too bad. Do they sit in the trailer if it rains?

[tony]

It was, I agree. I am happy I took the time to watch also. I’m not sure I agree that the bunnies will have their way next week but it won’t surprise me if they win. Hopefully it’s another exciting game. I will plan to watch it.


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Agreed, I hope it's another exciting game.

[heffray]

Two words. 19.99

Is that the cost of a 40-piece McNugget?

[KSBisonFan]

JMU tailgate starter kit.

https://i.imgur.com/mGGQ2aq.jpg

The crazy part is they only rented the U-Haul so they could load it up with streamers and trash and haul it to the stadium. All of it was left in the tailgating lot after they got their asses handed to them.

[heffray]

The crazy part is they only rented the U-Haul so they could load it up with streamers and trash and haul it to the stadium. All of it was left in the tailgating lot after they got their asses handed to them.

Fuckem. I hope the school cancels the football program to get better teacher candidates in and lower tuition.

[EC8CH]

Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurple.
Ooooooohhhhh Puuuuuuuuuuurple.
Where for art thou Purple?

[heffray]

Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurple.
Ooooooohhhhh Puuuuuuuuuuurple.
Where for art thou Purple?

He ain’t comin, EC. He too much of a fucking coward.

[EC8CH]

He ain’t comin, EC. He too much of a fucking coward.

Is that true Purple? Are you a fucking coward?

[heffray]

Is that true Purple? Are you a fucking coward?

You’re right. I’ve done this before and it’s great. The best part is how we know he’s reading this.

Hey bulldog/purple. Fuck you. You’re a coward and you know it.

How could you shit the bed against SamHouston?!?! OH HOW OH HOW COULD IT BE POSSIBLE?!

You and your team and your coach and your fanbase are a pathetic bunch of losers.

[EC8CH]

You’re right. I’ve done this before and it’s great. The best part is how we know he’s reading this.

Hey bulldog/purple. Fuck you. You’re a coward and you know it.

How could you shit the bed against SamHouston?!?! OH HOW OH HOW COULD IT BE POSSIBLE?!

You and your team and your coach and your fanbase are a pathetic bunch of losers.

Even when your team is a modern day dynasty loses happen, it's just a fact of life. But to be humiliated like that on network TV pissing a game away in such an epic fashion... Must be totally emasculating to anyone talking shit beforehand.

[EC8CH]

Just got a call for Barb at Toyota Stadium. Said she was sorry her favorite fanbase wouldn't be down this spring but she was relieved that filthy fanbase from JMU wouldn't be there. Amazing how much the staff at Toyota Stadium dislikes them, not surprising though because of the mess they always leave.

[heffray]

Just got a call for Barb at Toyota Stadium. Said she was sorry her favorite fanbase wouldn't be down this spring but she was relieved that filthy fanbase from JMU wouldn't be there. Amazing how much the staff at Toyota Stadium dislikes them, not surprising though because of the mess they always leave.

That’s fabulous.

[oldmantutters]

Where's bulldogg

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[gavin2126]

But at least they still outphysicaled the Bearkats, amirite?
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210509/34b7a63ac0b8666a8af0e62482771273.jpg

[heffray]

But at least they still outphysicaled the Bearkats, amirite?
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210509/34b7a63ac0b8666a8af0e62482771273.jpg

Lololololol DiDouchi confirmed as a loser piece of shit.

[Hammersmith]

Where's bulldogg

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His posts from the JMU board:

We officially suck.

FBS, my ass!

Bring on Bridgewater.


I can't believe we lost to Sam Houston. We officially suck.

I am done with FCS. Unless JMU gets its head out of its ass, I am done with JMU. Call me when we are FBS.

[EC8CH]

But at least they still outphysicaled the Bearkats, amirite?
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210509/34b7a63ac0b8666a8af0e62482771273.jpg

Ben picked off again.

[heffray]

His posts from the JMU board:

Wow he’s way more of a loser than I thought. Fuck that guy.

[EC8CH]

That’s fabulous.

Barb always treats us the best.

[MNLonghorn10]

His posts from the JMU board:

Different tone from his lame smelly bisons slams last week. What a baby. Sad part is he’s probably 54 years old with no spouse or kids so this is all he has look forward to

[GreenfieldBison]

His posts from the JMU board:

Sounds like somebody here. Hmmmmmmm...


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[MNLonghorn10]

My favorite part about these playoffs is that neither SDSU or JMU had a chance to actually host(and probably beat) a very vulnerable NDSU team. You know those knuckle dragging fan bases want that just as much as winning a championship. Bwahaha.

[gavin2126]

You’re right. I’ve done this before and it’s great. The best part is how we know he’s reading this.

Hey bulldog/purple. Fuck you. You’re a coward and you know it.

How could you shit the bed against SamHouston?!?! OH HOW OH HOW COULD IT BE POSSIBLE?!

You and your team and your coach and your fanbase are a pathetic bunch of losers.

I nominate Hef to be the official Bisonville spokesperson regarding all things JVMU, JMWho, Steaming Dukes, etc.

[Professor Chaos]

But at least they still outphysicaled the Bearkats, amirite?
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210509/34b7a63ac0b8666a8af0e62482771273.jpg
I'm trying to figure out what's more awesome... the fact that he tweeted this so prematurely or the fact that he's already deleted it and you screenshotted it.

https://37.media.tumblr.com/99a6a989d694ce497979e69413217aec/tumblr_msbxkolnmx1sezoa7o1_250.gif

P.S. Someone rep Gavin on this for me since I apparently need to spread more rep.

[gavin2126]

I'm trying to figure out what's more awesome... the fact that he tweeted this so prematurely or the fact that he's already deleted it and you screenshotted it.

https://37.media.tumblr.com/99a6a989d694ce497979e69413217aec/tumblr_msbxkolnmx1sezoa7o1_250.gif

P.S. Someone rep Gavin on this for me since I apparently need to spread more rep.

Thanks prof, but it wasn’t me, I stumbled on it on Facebook. At least someone screenshotted so it will live on forever in douchey infamy for all to see.

Edit: I know SHSU is closer to Houston, but the Cowboys are so popular in Texas that there have to be a good number of Bearkat/Cowboys fans, not? What a stupid thing to tweet and alienate fans, even if it wouldn’t have come around to bite him. As Mark Schlereth always says, “just because you play pro sports doesn’t make you a professional.”

[Professor Chaos]

Thanks prof, but it wasn’t me, I stumbled on it on Facebook. At least someone screenshotted so it will live on forever in douchey infamy for all to see.
To whoever had that foresight:

https://media.giphy.com/media/yziuK6WtDFMly/giphy.gif

And cuz why not... let's just leave this here.... Ben Dinucci Named NFL’s Worst Quarterback (https://heavy.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/ben-dinucci-worst-nfl-quarterback-ranking-2020/)

[MNLonghorn10]

He has the doucheness of baker mayfield with about 1/15th of the talent. Bad combination

[heffray]

I'm trying to figure out what's more awesome... the fact that he tweeted this so prematurely or the fact that he's already deleted it and you screenshotted it.

https://37.media.tumblr.com/99a6a989d694ce497979e69413217aec/tumblr_msbxkolnmx1sezoa7o1_250.gif

P.S. Someone rep Gavin on this for me since I apparently need to spread more rep.

Repped and repped.

[heffray]

I nominate Hef to be the official Bisonville spokesperson regarding all things JVMU, JMWho, Steaming Dukes, etc.

I humbly accept this nomination. Thank you...

[heffray]

I just watched the end of the 3rd and and whole 4th quarter. Really like that SamWho coach. The players, too, not a lot of egregious, cocky celebrating and getting in opposing players’ faces... a lot to like about this SamWho team.

In the postgame interview, the coach straight up admitted that he built this team to beat NDSU and JMU and he just accomplished that, gave credit to his admin and players. Class act.

Still haven’t heard a good reason why some here don’t like or respect SamWho. Willing to listen without flaming but I just don’t see it.

[GreenfieldBison]

I just watched the end of the 3rd and and whole 4th quarter. Really like that SamWho coach. The players, too, not a lot of egregious, cocky celebrating and getting in opposing players’ faces... a lot to like about this SamWho team.

In the postgame interview, the coach straight up admitted that he built this team to beat NDSU and JMU and he just accomplished that, gave credit to his admin and players. Class act.

Still haven’t heard a good reason why some here don’t like or respect SamWho. Willing to listen without flaming but I just don’t see it.

I recall not really liking Keeler back five years ago or so but he is definitely growing on me. As you say you gotta like his enthusiasm in that immediate post game interview as well as the halftime interview yesterday. For sure you just have to respect the attainment of the goal to bring down the most successful programs in the sub-division in recent history. Props to Sammy.

The only thing I find objectionable about Keeler now is that he is 61 but he sure does not look it. Bastard.

[heffray]

I recall not really liking Keeler back five years ago or so but he is definitely growing on me. As you say you gotta like his enthusiasm in that immediate post game interview as well as the halftime interview yesterday. For sure you just have to respect the attainment of the goal to bring down the most successful programs in the sub-division in recent history. Props to Sammy.

The only thing I find objectionable about Keeler now is that he is 61 but he sure does not look it. Bastard.

Ha. Fair. You probably wouldn’t like me either, then... :hide:

[GreenfieldBison]

He has the doucheness of baker mayfield with about 1/15th of the talent. Bad combination

I didn’t realize he was anywhere near that talented. Like I say, I’m not a talent evaluator.

To me he runs and throws like a girl. Pre title IX girls that is. Apologies to girls everywhere for the insult.


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