Things JMU fans Say

[MankatoBison]

HerdThat! had a great idea. Lets start a thread to post all of the crap that JMU fans say. Not sure what to say? I'll give you a few ideas:

Anything to do with #DukesDecade or #DukesDynasty
"Went wire to wire with a Big12 Team"
"We may have lost but we wont the battle in the trenches!"
"NDS Who?"
"The CAA is the best FCS conference and its not even close"
"Our coach was offered an FBS job 2 weeks before yours was!!"
"#EliteAthletes"
"#SouthernSpeed #EastCoastSpeed" etc.
"NDSU doesnt have the athletes to compete with us"
"Yeah but we werent healthy during those 4 losses so they dont count"
"Gameday's been here TWICE! Somehing no other FCS team has done before!"
"But we beat SDSU by more than you did!"
"We've combined to win the last 8 (now 9) national championships"
"Co-equal Titans of the FCS"
"Yeah I put JMU #1 in my poll to start the season"

Let's hear it

[Vet70]

Women ugly, fly over state, people fat, at least we do not live in ND. Whining about streamers ban, but tradition.

[SoCalBison]

"NDSU hasn't played a RB/QB/WR/DE/LB like ours before."

[EC8CH]

"I think we'll be playing Montana State in the championship"

[TAILG8R]

"NDSU hasn't played a RB/QB/WR/DE/LB like ours before."You forgot TE, OL, FB, DT, K and P

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[Bison03]

“Here is the best way to sneak your streamers into Toyota Stadium”

[BadlandsBison]

Riley Stapleton is innocent?

[Vet70]

Riley Stapleton is innocent?

Why the question mark? NDSU was responsible.

[HerdBot]

After a loss... people from North Dakota are fat. At least I dont live in North Dakota

[Mr Pep Band]

Streamers are Tradition!!! *whine whine whine*

This supposed to be a neutral site game!

Duke Dynasty anything

#revenge (lol, revenge for what!?! getting beat in the Natty? revenge on NDSU, who got revenge on JMU?)

Our band is better! (no, if they were ever in band, they would know we are family, win or lose)

[PlainsBison]

They are from the East so they are smarter and more sophisticated than those of us in the Heartland. Guarantee you they believe this.

[EC8CH]

"There's no z in Bison"

If so then pronounce this headline and tell me where the z is in "imprisonment"

https://jamesmadison.rivals.com/news/jmu-wr-stapleton-pleads-no-contest-to-false-imprisonment-charge


JMU WR Stapleton Pleads No Contest To False Imprisonment Charge

[GreenfieldBison]

"There's no z in Bison"

If so then pronounce this headline and tell me where the z is in "imprisonment"

https://jamesmadison.rivals.com/news/jmu-wr-stapleton-pleads-no-contest-to-false-imprisonment-charge

If a Bison player were to have a similar experience do we think he would remain on the team?

[Bison 4 Life]

If a Bison player were to have a similar experience do we think he would remain on the team?

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[EC8CH]

If a Bison player were to have a similar experience do we think he would remain on the team?

Hope not. Violence against women of any sort should have zero tolerance as far as I'm concerned. I'm sure Stapleton was severely punished though. How many games was he suspended for?

[Mr Pep Band]

They are from the East so they are smarter and more sophisticated than those of us in the Heartland. Guarantee you they believe this.

I don't doubt this for a second.

The superiority complex the East & West Coast is mind-boggling. Even Texas gets annoying sometimes when they say stuff..."everything is better in Texas!". It is a fun way of boosting your home up and hype. But seriously? no

Or worst of all "The Dallas Cowboys are AMERICA's team"....... WHY, WHY are they America's team? when and how did they earn that? sorry, side rant.


NDSU= Land Grant Agriculture and Engineering University
JMU= Private Liberal Arts and Teaching College

[GreenfieldBison]

Hope not. Violence against women of any sort should have zero tolerance as far as I'm concerned. I'm sure Stapleton was severely punished though. How many games was he suspended for?

Looks like three. https://www.breezejmu.org/sports/jmu-football-s-riley-stapleton-to-serve-three-game-suspension/article_543a54a4-aa38-11e9-96a9-0bb3281e38bf.html

[EC8CH]

Whoa.... Harsh.

[Mr Pep Band]

Hope not. Violence against women of any sort should have zero tolerance as far as I'm concerned. I'm sure Stapleton was severely punished though. How many games was he suspended for?


Fixed it.
I think you forgot the purple. Either that, or its such a dark shade of purple, it's black.

[GreenfieldBison]

Whoa.... Harsh.

Almost missed the entire non-con!

[imabison]

"There's no z in Bison"

If so then pronounce this headline and tell me where the z is in "imprisonment"

https://jamesmadison.rivals.com/news/jmu-wr-stapleton-pleads-no-contest-to-false-imprisonment-charge

Interesting the site has their team record 14 - 1 but no team record listed for NDSU guess they can't find it...15 - 0

[Bison 4 Life]

I'm sure it will be "The Bisssssson are just chicken shit to play against Stapleton"

Took two simple chucks at the line to make Stapleton disappear in the most crucial series of his career.

[MankatoBison]

Also I was told that JMU is better because They OWN their stadium where "NDSU just rEnTs TheIr STaDiuM!! Lol, pwned!"

[G_Funky]

Riley Stapleton is innocent?

I hope Riley Rapeleton makes it on a sign.

[SomeBeach]

Would someone please explain to me why I should give a flying fuck what James Madison fans say? Serious question.

[WeAreThePride]

NDSU was LUCKY to win 2 years ago in Frisco.

Lucky apparently to go up 17-6 early in a defensive battle.

[Bison 4 Life]

Would someone please explain to me why I should give a flying fuck what James Madison fans say? Serious question.

Because 3 weeks ain't gonna pass itself.

[DCinOK]

Would someone please explain to me why I should give a flying fuck what James Madison fans say? Serious question.

Because it's good entertainment. We have 3 weeks. Plus, when you hate someone it's fun to laugh at stupid things they say.

[MankatoBison]

Because it's good entertainment. We have 3 weeks. Plus, when you hate someone it's fun to laugh at stupid things they say.

This is the correct answer ^^^

SPEAKING OF WHICH....
When we laugh at their ridiculous arrogance and stupidity JMU fans always love to say:

"wOw, yOu gUyS aRe SoooOoOoOooO InsecUrEeeeE!"

or

"WowOw, yOu gUyS mUsT be SoooOooO sCarEd oF UssssS!"

[StL Bison Fan]

[QUOTE=GreenfieldBison;1397214]Looks like three. https://www.breezejmu.org/sports/jmu-football-s-riley-stapleton-to-serve-three-game-suspension/article_543a54a4-aa38-11e9-96a9-0bb3281e38bf.html[/QUOTE
Anyone else he’d be in jail. They probably made him a captain

[Bison56]

My favorite after the streamer ban announcement.

"What are we supposed to do with our hands?"

[NDSU92]

I hope Riley Rapeleton makes it on a sign.

Somewhat considering that as well as a few others:

NDSU asserts dominance on football field
JMU asserts dominance in bathroom

Anyone gets in my face about the Z in Bison, I’ll reply that if they’re looking for an English lesson to go ask Riley Stapleton to pronounce “prison”

[JMUVtFan]

This is the correct answer ^^^

SPEAKING OF WHICH....
When we laugh at their ridiculous arrogance and stupidity JMU fans always love to say:

"wOw, yOu gUyS aRe SoooOoOoOooO InsecUrEeeeE!"

or

"WowOw, yOu gUyS aRe mUsT be SoooOooO sCarEd oF UssssS!"

Your caps lock seems to be malfunctioning but well spoken.

[JMUVtFan]

[QUOTE=GreenfieldBison;1397214]Looks like three. https://www.breezejmu.org/sports/jmu-football-s-riley-stapleton-to-serve-three-game-suspension/article_543a54a4-aa38-11e9-96a9-0bb3281e38bf.html[/QUOTE
Anyone else he’d be in jail. They probably made him a captain

They did not. And he has not been to a post game interview all year until the last game (a sign of the coach not treating him as such). He has also been semi irrelevant until this last game. More of a solid blocker on outside runs with occasional balls thrown to him. I think NDSU fans only seem to remember him because he had a big 2017 season and national championship game.

[BadlandsBison]

HARSH. That oughta teach him a lesson.

[Bison 4 Life]

They did not. And he has not been to a post game interview all year until the last game (a sign of the coach not treating him as such). He has also been semi irrelevant until this last game. More of a solid blocker on outside runs with occasional balls thrown to him. I think NDSU fans only seem to remember him because he had a big 2017 season and national championship game.

I remember him disappearing when you needed a TD to win the game.

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[bisonaudit]

[QUOTE=StL Bison Fan;1397247]

They did not. And he has not been to a post game interview all year until the last game (a sign of the coach not treating him as such). He has also been semi irrelevant until this last game. More of a solid blocker on outside runs with occasional balls thrown to him. I think NDSU fans only seem to remember him because he had a big 2017 season and national championship game.

Yeah, he's not answering any questions because he's not a captain, I'm sure that's the reason he never faced a microphone until the NCAA PR people were making the call on who gets interviewed.

[GreenfieldBison]

[QUOTE=GreenfieldBison;1397214]Looks like three. https://www.breezejmu.org/sports/jmu-football-s-riley-stapleton-to-serve-three-game-suspension/article_543a54a4-aa38-11e9-96a9-0bb3281e38bf.html[/QUOTE
Anyone else he’d be in jail. They probably made him a captain

Well they are not the first nor I’m sure the last program/organization to more or less ignore such an offense. I like to think ours would do better but I’m glad we don’t know for certain. I hope we never do.

[EC8CH]

They did not. And he has not been to a post game interview all year until the last game (a sign of the coach not treating him as such). He has also been semi irrelevant until this last game. More of a solid blocker on outside runs with occasional balls thrown to him. I think NDSU fans only seem to remember him because he had a big 2017 season and national championship game.

Not big enough.

[JMUVtFan]

[QUOTE=JMUVtFan;1397257]

Yeah, he's not answering any questions because he's not a captain, I'm sure that's the reason he never faced a microphone until the NCAA PR people were making the call on who gets interviewed.

It's not. Post game interview are different players every week depending on who played an important role in the coach's eye. Occasionally it's a freshman or even someone who didn't start if they had an impact game. However he's definitely not a captain do to his off-the-field behavior.

[Bison 4 Life]

God damnit people. Fix your tags.

[EC8CH]

However he's definitely not a captain do to his off-the-field behavior.

But still definitely on the team because.... Why exactly?

[Vet70]

But still definitely on the team because.... Why exactly?

Just a little Spack on the hand.

[JMUVtFan]

But still definitely on the team because.... Why exactly?

Not sure. I am neither his nor the coaches friend. So I can't ask them. The logical guess would be that the coach feels like he deserves a second chance for some reason. Remember that Jimmy Moreland plays for the Redskins because he was given a second chance. Some people deserve them and some don't. Coaches are responsible for determining whether or not the person deserves that opportunity.

[scottietohottie]

Third times a charm.

[StL Bison Fan]

So, after my post...
Things jmu says: ‘ I don’t understand sarcasm’.

[EC8CH]

Not sure. I am neither his nor the coaches friend. So I can't ask them. The logical guess would be that the coach feels like he deserves a second chance for some reason. Remember that Jimmy Moreland plays for the Redskins because he was given a second chance. Some people deserve them and some don't. Coaches are responsible for determining whether or not the person deserves that opportunity.

That's awfully charitable. I'd say if you put your hands on a woman against her will, your can take your second chances someplace else. Different places have different standards though I guess.

[Bison 4 Life]

That's awfully charitable. I'd say if you put your hands on a woman against her will, your can take your second chances someplace else. Different places have different standards though I guess.

If I found out that happened, I'd be mad at the program until he was gone.

[NDSUSR]

My favorite after the streamer ban announcement.

"What are we supposed to do with our hands?"


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[Christopher Moen]

Not sure. I am neither his nor the coaches friend. So I can't ask them. The logical guess would be that the coach feels like he deserves a second chance for some reason. Remember that Jimmy Moreland plays for the Redskins because he was given a second chance. Some people deserve them and some don't. Coaches are responsible for determining whether or not the person deserves that opportunity.

What would your feelings be if it was your daughter or wife that was his victim?


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[EC8CH]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d4/57/fa/d457fa037f5a5371106f91e0a75650e3.jpg

Stapleton says, "Use them to hold her down so she can't get out of the bathroom."

[Bison Fan 17]

What would your feelings be if it was your daughter or wife that was his victim?


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As a Father of a college aged female I am curious to hear your take on this JMUfan???

[Montana-Bison]

This is an actual quote from their fan post - granted it was a response to Lakes, but still ....


"Let’s see, NDSU was lucky, VERY lucky, to eek out a 4 point upset win against an undefeated and #1 ranked JMU team in 2017. Previous to that year JMU went in and boat-raced NDSU in your vaunted pole-barn of an indoor off-campus stadium on the way to JMU’s NC in 2016. This year JMU fans will witness another beat-down of your overrated team. Please have your team wear the yellow jerseys and pants so when they piss their uniforms it doesn’t show."

[heckler]

Are the steamers allowed yet? Or can I start bitching again?

[EC8CH]

Are the steamers allowed yet? Or can I start bitching again?

Nope still banned, but you can still call the NCAA and let them know they should redouble their efforts at screening at the entrances. Ask for Sarah, she has been on this from the beginning. Tell her to make sure they check their hoodies.

[CyPanth]

"We held UNI to 0 points! How many did they score against you?"

[bisonaudit]

This is an actual quote from their fan post - granted it was a response to Lakes, but still ....


"Let’s see, NDSU was lucky, VERY lucky, to eek out a 4 point upset win against an undefeated and #1 ranked JMU team in 2017. Previous to that year JMU went in and boat-raced NDSU in your vaunted pole-barn of an indoor off-campus stadium on the way to JMU’s NC in 2016. This year JMU fans will witness another beat-down of your overrated team. Please have your team wear the yellow jerseys and pants so when they piss their uniforms it doesn’t show."


Seems like that poster would fit right in on the smack threads here.

[EC8CH]

This is an actual quote from their fan post - granted it was a response to Lakes, but still ....


"Let’s see, NDSU was lucky, VERY lucky, to eek out a 4 point upset win against an undefeated and #1 ranked JMU team in 2017. Previous to that year JMU went in and boat-raced NDSU in your vaunted pole-barn of an indoor off-campus stadium on the way to JMU’s NC in 2016. This year JMU fans will witness another beat-down of your overrated team. Please have your team wear the yellow jerseys and pants so when they piss their uniforms it doesn’t show."

Lakes didn't by chance use a thinly veiled boast or insult to elicit this response, did he???

[Bison"FANatic"]

What would your feelings be if it was your daughter or wife that was his victim?


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As a Father of a college aged female I am curious to hear your take on this JMUfan???

These were my exact thoughts and I would like to hear from every JMU fan that posts here. I will hang up and listen.

[marenlee]

NDSU players have been kicked off the team for lesser offenses over the years.


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[EP NDSU Fan]

These were my exact thoughts and I would like to hear from every JMU fan that posts here. I will hang up and listen.

How in the F is Stapleton still on the team.

https://www.indianagazette.com/news/indiana-man-gets-probation-for-false-imprisonment/article_13187b18-b586-5e2e-a6b9-df9d97b5e850.html

[EC8CH]

How in the F is Stapleton still on the team.

https://www.indianagazette.com/news/indiana-man-gets-probation-for-false-imprisonment/article_13187b18-b586-5e2e-a6b9-df9d97b5e850.html

Apparently we need to find a friend of either Stapleton or Coach Cignetti to ask them for us.

[Christopher Moen]

These were my exact thoughts and I would like to hear from every JMU fan that posts here. I will hang up and listen.

He a had a post up for about a minute responding to someone else, then deleted it probably after reading my question.


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[GreenfieldBison]

How in the F is Stapleton still on the team.

https://www.indianagazette.com/news/indiana-man-gets-probation-for-false-imprisonment/article_13187b18-b586-5e2e-a6b9-df9d97b5e850.html

This sounds like a great question for JMU and perhaps NCAA.

The fact that he IS still there I think tells us all we need to know about the great culture of JMU.

[EC8CH]

"We don't need to pick up after ourselves because the stadium pays people to do that."

[AKBison]

This is an actual quote from their fan post - granted it was a response to Lakes, but still ....


"Let’s see, NDSU was lucky, VERY lucky, to eek out a 4 point upset win against an undefeated and #1 ranked JMU team in 2017. Previous to that year JMU went in and boat-raced NDSU in your vaunted pole-barn of an indoor off-campus stadium on the way to JMU’s NC in 2016. This year JMU fans will witness another beat-down of your overrated team. Please have your team wear the yellow jerseys and pants so when they piss their uniforms it doesn’t show."

I will give them the first part of that post. The 2017 JMU team was one of the best FCS teams ever and easily the best FCS team to not win the chipper. That has to.sting a little every time they think about it. As for the rest of the post....Lakes clearly got the best of him.

[89MTBISON]

"We don't need to pick up after ourselves because the stadium pays people to do that."

This is essentially what I said to my mom when I was 5 years old and she asked me to clean up my room, without the stadium and pay parts. I'm an adult now, I know better. Apparently that's not a thing if you're a dook.

[Montana-Bison]

Lakes didn't by chance use a thinly veiled boast or insult to elicit this response, did he???

Absolutely....I won’t place the Lakes quote here for fear of being black balled by Bisonville

[DCinOK]

How in the F is Stapleton still on the team.

https://www.indianagazette.com/news/indiana-man-gets-probation-for-false-imprisonment/article_13187b18-b586-5e2e-a6b9-df9d97b5e850.html

During the jmu game saturday, the announcer mentioned that Stapleton had dated Cignetti's daughter "back in Pennsylvania."
For whatever that's worth.

[DM05]

JMU fun fact: if you take a Duke in the bathroom you may not be allowed to leave.

[Bison 4 Life]

So today i learned that it was their injuries that caused them to lose in 2017 yet they forget we had two of our best defenders out in 2016.

Weird.

[Bison56]

This is an actual quote from their fan post - granted it was a response to Lakes, but still ....


"Let’s see, NDSU was lucky, VERY lucky, to eek out a 4 point upset win against an undefeated and #1 ranked JMU team in 2017. Previous to that year JMU went in and boat-raced NDSU in your vaunted pole-barn of an indoor off-campus stadium on the way to JMU’s NC in 2016. This year JMU fans will witness another beat-down of your overrated team. Please have your team wear the yellow jerseys and pants so when they piss their uniforms it doesn’t show."

That's awesome. :rofl:

[Bison56]

So today i learned that it was their injuries that caused them to lose in 2017 yet they forget we had two of our best defenders out in 2016.

Weird.

2016 was the biggest win in JMU history.

[GreenfieldBison]

So today i learned that it was their injuries that caused them to lose in 2017 yet they forget we had two of our best defenders out in 2016.

Weird.

Three actually as someone pointed out that Steidl went out in that game also. So three I think if that is correct.

[Bison 4 Life]

2016 was the biggest win in JMU history.

They certainly have gotten a lot of mileage out of it.

[oldmantutters]

This is an actual quote from their fan post - granted it was a response to Lakes, but still ....


"Let’s see, NDSU was lucky, VERY lucky, to eek out a 4 point upset win against an undefeated and #1 ranked JMU team in 2017. Previous to that year JMU went in and boat-raced NDSU in your vaunted pole-barn of an indoor off-campus stadium on the way to JMU’s NC in 2016. This year JMU fans will witness another beat-down of your overrated team. Please have your team wear the yellow jerseys and pants so when they piss their uniforms it doesn’t show."To say NDSU got boat-raced in 2016 is ridiculous. JMU got out to a fast start, NDSU was getting momentum until Klieman decided to try for a 50+ yd FG attempt. I still wonder if that same plays out differently if NDSU pins the dooks deep with a punt, the Bison defense was playing lights out at that point in the game.

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[garbageman]

So today i learned that it was their injuries that caused them to lose in 2017 yet they forget we had two of our best defenders out in 2016.

Weird.

Plus weren’t they complaining they just ran out of time

[Christopher Moen]

2016 was the biggest win in JMU history.

I wonder how they would have fared against EWU if Youngstown didn’t pull out the upset with their TE catching the ball and defender to win the game.

When NDSU beat EWU the week prior to the Iowa game, little did we know how good that WR corp was.


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[bulldogg]

2016 was the biggest win in JMU history.

Yeah, flatter yourselves, but that game does not even register in the top ten. The 2004 Natty, beating Montana, would probably be #1. You remember 2004, right? Same year you all escaped DII. Beating #13 Virginia Tech would be #2 for most JMU fans, I think. Tech won the CAA championship that year. Several games against rival App State would be in the top ten, along with memorable games against Villanova, Delaware, and Richmond.

[EC8CH]

Yeah, flatter yourselves, but that game does not even register in the top ten. The 2004 Natty, beating Montana, would probably be #1. You remember 2004, right? Same year you all escaped DII. Beating #13 Virginia Tech would be #2 for most JMU fans, I think. Tech won the CAA championship that year. Several games against rival App State would be in the top ten, along with memorable games against Villanova, Delaware, and Richmond.

All you guys, who live out in the middle of nofuckingwhere and have nothing in your lives but your football team, can do is badmouth others while patting each other on the back. Sometimes, it gets old as hell, but trust me, when we went into your pole barn and trimmed your asses in your own house, it did not even register as a big win, just business as usual.

Why don't you act like you've been there before?

Hi Purple! You sound kinda worked up. Should we call in Stapleton to hold you down?

[EC8CH]

Hey purple, why'd you go and delete that second paragraph. You were on a roll there!

[TAILG8R]

Hey purple, why'd you go and delete that second paragraph. You were on a roll there!Good thing it's captured for all time in a quote in the next post. :)

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[EC8CH]

Good thing it's captured for all time in a quote in the next post. :)

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Things JMU fans say...then try to delete ;)

[Christopher Moen]

Hell no, you haven't seen me "worked up" yet! I know you all think the FCS universe revolves around Fargo, but you should get out a little bit and see how wrong that is.

Why not be gracious champions? Why do you have to act the way you all do? The only schtick you have is insulting others, and usually while telling each other how wonderful you are. I'd tell you how the rest of FCS views that, but why hurt your feelings two days before Christmas. Trust me, the arrogant behavior of Bisonville posters is a topic of discussion amongst fans of other FCS programs. I will leave it at that.

I have met many Bison fans in Frisco, and every single one I talked to was humble and, frankly, pretty cool to have a conversation with. People on this board, not so much.

Didn't your Mom ever tell you, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." Or, was your Mom a Bisonville member, too?

You don’t think NDSU fans should be praising the football team on Bisonville? Would you rather we did on your team’s fansite?


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[bulldogg]

Hey purple, why'd you go and delete that second paragraph. You were on a roll there!

After second thought, I just thought that paragraph was a little over the top, so I deleted it. My apologies.

See how easy it is to apologize for being a jerk? You all should try it.

[NDSUSR]

Hell no, you haven't seen me "worked up" yet! I know you all think the FCS universe revolves around Fargo, but you should get out a little bit and see how wrong that is.

Why not be gracious champions? Why do you have to act the way you all do? The only schtick you have is insulting others, and usually while telling each other how wonderful you are. I'd tell you how the rest of FCS views that, but why hurt your feelings two days before Christmas. Trust me, the arrogant behavior of Bisonville posters is a topic of discussion amongst fans of other FCS programs. I will leave it at that.

I have met many Bison fans in Frisco, and every single one I talked to was humble and, frankly, pretty cool to have a conversation with. People on this board, not so much.

Didn't your Mom ever tell you, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." Or, was your Mom a Bisonville member, too?


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[bulldogg]

You don’t think NDSU fans should be praising the football team on Bisonville? Would you rather we did on your team’s fansite?


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Hell, yeah, come on over. We have Bison posters on our board.

[GreenfieldBison]

Yeah, flatter yourselves, but that game does not even register in the top ten. The 2004 Natty, beating Montana, would probably be #1. You remember 2004, right? Same year you all escaped DII. Beating #13 Virginia Tech would be #2 for most JMU fans, I think. Tech won the CAA championship that year. Several games against rival App State would be in the top ten, along with memorable games against Villanova, Delaware, and Richmond.

Why don't you act like you've been there before?

Don’t drink and post. Further, if you get annoyed so easily why not just keep your sorry ass away?

[Bison56]

Hell no, you haven't seen me "worked up" yet! I know you all think the FCS universe revolves around Fargo, but you should get out a little bit and see how wrong that is.

Why not be gracious champions? Why do you have to act the way you all do? The only schtick you have is insulting others, and usually while telling each other how wonderful you are. I'd tell you how the rest of FCS views that, but why hurt your feelings two days before Christmas. Trust me, the arrogant behavior of Bisonville posters is a topic of discussion amongst fans of other FCS programs. I will leave it at that.

I have met many Bison fans in Frisco, and every single one I talked to was humble and, frankly, pretty cool to have a conversation with. People on this board, not so much.

Didn't your Mom ever tell you, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." Or, was your Mom a Bisonville member, too?

Have you ever read the JMU board?

[Christopher Moen]

Hell, yeah, come on over. We have Bison posters on our board.

Why would I want to go over there? I don’t cheer for your team.


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[NDSU92]

Don’t drink and post. Further, if you get annoyed so easily why not just keep your sorry ass away?

Comes to Bisonville to instigate
Instigates
Complains about what they instigated

[56BISON73]

Yeah, flatter yourselves, but that game does not even register in the top ten. The 2004 Natty, beating Montana, would probably be #1. You remember 2004, right? Same year you all escaped DII. Beating #13 Virginia Tech would be #2 for most JMU fans, I think. Tech won the CAA championship that year. Several games against rival App State would be in the top ten, along with memorable games against Villanova, Delaware, and Richmond.

Why don't you act like you've been there before?

https://i.imgur.com/0OiXB0F.jpg

[EC8CH]

Hell no, you haven't seen me "worked up" yet! I know you all think the FCS universe revolves around Fargo, but you should get out a little bit and see how wrong that is.

Why not be gracious champions? Why do you have to act the way you all do? The only schtick you have is insulting others, and usually while telling each other how wonderful you are. I'd tell you how the rest of FCS views that, but why hurt your feelings two days before Christmas. Trust me, the arrogant behavior of Bisonville posters is a topic of discussion amongst fans of other FCS programs. I will leave it at that.

I have met many Bison fans in Frisco, and every single one I talked to was humble and, frankly, pretty cool to have a conversation with. People on this board, not so much.

Didn't your Mom ever tell you, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." Or, was your Mom a Bisonville member, too?

Holy shit purple, you do not disappoint! I doubt even Stapleton could hold your crazy ass down! I knew when I saw you posting here this would turn out to be good.

[TNbison]

Why are all the businesses in Frisco supporting the Bison?

[Vet70]

How many JMU football players does it take to keep a woman from leaving a bathroom?

[GreenfieldBison]

How many JMU football players does it take to keep a woman from leaving a bathroom?

Is she armed?

Should she be?

[EC8CH]

After second thought, I just thought that paragraph was a little over the top, so I deleted it. My apologies.

See how easy it is to apologize for being a jerk? You all should try it.

I'm also sorry you were a jerk.


That was easy.

[EC8CH]

Why would I want to go over there? I don’t cheer for your team.


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Oh Purple reads their board. I encourage everyone to go read up on Purple on his own board.

[bulldogg]

Don’t drink and post. Further, if you get annoyed so easily why not just keep your sorry ass away?

I'm not drinking a thing. Maybe that's the problem.

I just thought how arrogant it was to even imagine that a semi-final win against you would even register on the list of the biggest wins in our history.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to you all. See you in Frisco.

[EC8CH]

I'm not drinking a thing. Maybe that's the problem.

I just thought how arrogant it was to even imagine that a semi-final win against you would even register on the list of the biggest wins in our history.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to you all. I hope you get that mirror you are all dreaming of. See you in Frisco.

Oh Purple stop playing. You'll be back. Now you go back to the Dookie Board and tell em what big hairy smelly jerks we are over here.

[Christopher Moen]

So, what's with this gay bison you guys have in town? Is there something you're not telling us?

9171

Are you making fun of gay people? I thought you guys were supposed to be more sophisticated and cultured than us.


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[56BISON73]

So, what's with this gay bison you guys have in town? Is there something you're not telling us?

9171

https://i.imgur.com/VPuZMHH.jpg

[bulldogg]

Good night, ladies. See you tomorrow.

[TAILG8R]

So, what's with this gay bison you guys have in town? Is there something you're not telling us?

9171I love it when super sophisticated coasters come on here and make gay jokes. Shows some serious class.

Does your mom know your a bigot? Or was she one too?

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[EC8CH]

So, what's with this gay bison you guys have in town? Is there something you're not telling us?

9171

See purple, I knew you couldn't quit us. That's called art. It's not gay. The fact you think it is says something about you.

[Christopher Moen]

Good night, ladies. See you tomorrow.

Is that when you let us out of the bathroom?


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[TAILG8R]

Is that when you let us out of the bathroom?


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[EC8CH]

Is that when you let us out of the bathroom?


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[Sun Bison]

Don't know much about JMU...




What? That's all.

[DCinOK]

Good night, ladies. See you tomorrow.

Are you currently locked in a bathroom with Riley Stapleton?! Has he thrown you in the shower against your will yet?! Does he have you pinned against the sink? Do you welcome his advances? Can you speak freely at this time? Just blink twice if you're held captive by him and I'll call Cignetti to get you out of the loo. Riley often doesn't respect peoples' personal space.

[MNLonghorn10]

Hell no, you haven't seen me "worked up" yet! I know you all think the FCS universe revolves around Fargo, but you should get out a little bit and see how wrong that is.

Why not be gracious champions? Why do you have to act the way you all do? The only schtick you have is insulting others, and usually while telling each other how wonderful you are. I'd tell you how the rest of FCS views that, but why hurt your feelings two days before Christmas. Trust me, the arrogant behavior of Bisonville posters is a topic of discussion amongst fans of other FCS programs. I will leave it at that.

I have met many Bison fans in Frisco, and every single one I talked to was humble and, frankly, pretty cool to have a conversation with. People on this board, not so much.

Didn't your Mom ever tell you, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." Or, was your Mom a Bisonville member, too?Arrogant? You should try having mouth breathers from all parts of the country the past 10 years tell us how fast their receivers were, how explosive their pud 3 headed running attack is, studs on D because they played in a pud conference to pad stats.


when we're right 98% of the time, a little arrogance will arise. If special players like David Johnson, jerick McKinnon, Eric bretenstein, Khalid Abdullah come along and punch ndsu in the mouth repeatedly... we give them the hat tip and recognize good football players.

[HerdThat!]

Damn! This took on a life of its own more than I thought!

Glad to see Dulldogg is back and bringing along his hypocrisy as well

Personal fave JMU thing to say is reminding us how we share the 8 championships
Also, loved when one of their posters raved about how they owned the longest fcs winning streak of all time, only to not advance the wiki page they were on and found out that ndsu had the longest lol

Anywho, carry on

[WeAreThePride]

Yeah, flatter yourselves, but that game does not even register in the top ten. The 2004 Natty, beating Montana, would probably be #1. You remember 2004, right? Same year you all escaped DII. Beating #13 Virginia Tech would be #2 for most JMU fans, I think. Tech won the CAA championship that year. Several games against rival App State would be in the top ten, along with memorable games against Villanova, Delaware, and Richmond.

Why don't you act like you've been there before?

Go wipe your bum, poopy pants.

‘16 against NDSU was easily top 5 in JMU’s very, very short history.

[WeAreThePride]

Good thing it's captured for all time in a quote in the next post. :)

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LOL. Yeah, I’m sure beating the 5 time defending champs in their house was “business as usual”

What a bunch of ingrates.

[Bison 4 Life]

Weird, the guy who call us "Smelly Bisons" on his own board has delicate sensibilities.


Who'd a thunk?

[EC8CH]

Weird, the guy who call us "Smelly Bisons" on his own board has delicate sensibilities.


Who'd a thunk?

Talks about swollen penises too over there. Maybe that's why he calls himself purple.

[EC8CH]

So it's morning now. Can we come out of the bathroom or do we need to wait for a Duke to let us out?

[HerdistheWord]

NDSU fans: Hold my beer.

JMU fans: Hold my girl.

[EC8CH]

https://i.imgflip.com/3kdckc.jpg

[Vet70]

So it's morning now. Can we come out of the bathroom or do we need to wait for a Duke to let us out?

Not until you have been shoved against a sink and thrown into the shower.

[WeAreThePride]

JMU fans claiming they're a dynasty.

Sorry pal, you can't have more than one dynasty at once. You can have them overlap slightly, but you have to have a period of sustained solo dominance to be a dynasty.

[oldmantutters]

So it's morning now. Can we come out of the bathroom or do we need to wait for a Duke to let us out?Not until you've had your morning dook

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[DCinOK]

Who holds more? Dookie's O-line or Stapleton in a bathroom?

[td577]

Hell no, you haven't seen me "worked up" yet! I know you all think the FCS universe revolves around Fargo, but you should get out a little bit and see how wrong that is.

Why not be gracious champions? Why do you have to act the way you all do? The only schtick you have is insulting others, and usually while telling each other how wonderful you are. I'd tell you how the rest of FCS views that, but why hurt your feelings two days before Christmas. Trust me, the arrogant behavior of Bisonville posters is a topic of discussion amongst fans of other FCS programs. I will leave it at that.

The FCS world does revolve around NDSU. You can't have a discussion about FCS without NDSU being part of the conversation. Any other program will have to dominate for 2 decades to be the standard bearer. Sure AAA is great, but did they dominate for a decade?

To know anything about Bisonville, you have to go out of your way to come here. Then when you get here you are surprised it is a pro-Bison message board? This is our world. You are just a visitor. No one here cares what the perception of other fans might have. They are jealous and pretty. Being most of Bisonville are also boosters, other fan bases are not as invested and would never have a clue.

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[bulldogg]

Arrogant? You should try having mouth breathers from all parts of the country the past 10 years tell us how fast their receivers were, how explosive their pud 3 headed running attack is, studs on D because they played in a pud conference to pad stats.


when we're right 98% of the time, a little arrogance will arise. If special players like David Johnson, jerick McKinnon, Eric bretenstein, Khalid Abdullah come along and punch ndsu in the mouth repeatedly... we give them the hat tip and recognize good football players.

True. Point taken.

[bulldogg]

The FCS world does revolve around NDSU. You can't have a discussion about FCS without NDSU being part of the conversation. Any other program will have to dominate for 2 decades to be the standard bearer. Sure AAA is great, but did they dominate for a decade?

To know anything about Bisonville, you have to go out of your way to come here. Then when you get here you are surprised it is a pro-Bison message board? This is our world. You are just a visitor. No one here cares what the perception of other fans might have. They are jealous and pretty. Being most of Bisonville are also boosters, other fan bases are not as invested and would never have a clue.

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You have forgotten how this all started. It wasn't a "pro-Bison" post. It was a post declaring that our semi-final win against you was the biggest win in our history. Not even close! It was just a semi-final. Our following game in Frisco was actually a much bigger win. That was my point.

Anyway, my apologies for saying things in response to that erroneous claim that would be considered offensive. I have been on this board for years and NDSU is a fine program, a deserving champion, and now a rival. NDSU and JMU have clearly separated themselves from the rest of FCS.

I will leave you all in peace now. Here's wishing you all the merriest Christmas ever and the best of everything in 2020, except another championship.

[Bison 4 Life]

Our 2012 semifinal against Georgia Southern was one of the biggest games in our history. How do I know? We're still talking about it 9 years later.

For a game that isn't that important, you sure as hell can't shut up about it.

[EC8CH]

Anyway, my apologies for saying things in response to that erroneous claim that would be considered offensive.

That "would be considered offensive"?

Which part:

We live in the middle of nowhere?
We don't have anything to live for except Bison Football?
Your team shaved our asses?
Our football facility is a pollbarn?
The insinuation that we are somehow homosexual?

Purple you know we can all read the posts you've constantly been making about the Bison over the years. We can all see how hung up and obsessed you are to get one over on them. Your apologizing just because you've gotten your ass handed to you with your weak smack talk. These are all the same things you've posted on your own board. If you are truly sorry and not just full of shit go apologize over there too.

[TAILG8R]

He did get one thing right JMU and NDSU have separated themselves from the rest of the FCS. Now let's see how long JMU can stay there. It's looking a bit shaky with a bow out to Colgate last year. NDSU has been a cut above for 9 years STRAIGHT.

With the number of times SHSU was in the final or semifinal earlier this decade you could have made a case they had separated themselves and look where they are now.

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[EC8CH]

Our 2012 semifinal against Georgia Southern was one of the biggest games in our history. How do I know? We're still talking about it 9 years later.

For a game that isn't that important, you sure as hell can't shut up about it.

That game was MASSIVE. Easily a bigger win than 4 or 5 of the FCS championships. Top 5 win in FCS history EASILY.

My top 5 in no particular order:

1st Natty Win
2012 GSU semifinal
1st Goofer Win
K-State Win
Iowa Win

[89MTBISON]

That game was MASSIVE. Easily a bigger win than 4 or 5 of the FCS championships. Top 5 win in FCS history EASILY.

My top 5 in no particular order:

1st Natty Win
2012 GSU semifinal
1st Goofer Win
K-State Win
Iowa Win

Sounds like a new thread, I'll get on it.

[oldmantutters]

That game was MASSIVE. Easily a bigger win than 4 or 5 of the FCS championships. Top 5 win in FCS history EASILY.

My top 5 in no particular order:

1st Natty Win
2012 GSU semifinal
1st Goofer Win
K-State Win
Iowa WinI'd probably swap the first win against Montana out for one of the P5 wins (probably Iowa).

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[Bison 4 Life]

He did get one thing right JMU and NDSU have separated themselves from the rest of the FCS. Now let's see how long JMU can stay there. It's looking a bit shaky with a bow out to Colgate last year. NDSU has been a cut above for 9 years STRAIGHT.

With the number of times SHSU was in the final or semifinal earlier this decade you could have made a case they had separated themselves and look where they are now.

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I think this is kind of it. We never EVER donked one away to a pud like Colgate. That is the difference. Even during the Bohl shitshow we won.

[EC8CH]

I think this is kind of it. We never EVER donked one away to a pud like Colgate. That is the difference. Even during the Bohl shitshow we won.

Dynasties don't get bounced from the playoffs by Colgate. Pretty simple rule really.

[scottietohottie]

I think this is kind of it. We never EVER donked one away to a pud like Colgate. That is the difference. Even during the Bohl shitshow we won.

Just once and it was to pud jmu.

[WeAreThePride]

Dynasties don't get bounced from the playoffs by Colgate. Pretty simple rule really.

Butt #1 FCS defense...

[HerdistheWord]

You have forgotten how this all started. It wasn't a "pro-Bison" post. It was a post declaring that our semi-final win against you was the biggest win in our history. Not even close! It was just a semi-final. Our following game in Frisco was actually a much bigger win. That was my point.

Anyway, my apologies for saying things in response to that erroneous claim that would be considered offensive. I have been on this board for years and NDSU is a fine program, a deserving champion, and now a rival. NDSU and JMU have clearly separated themselves from the rest of FCS.

I will leave you all in peace now. Here's wishing you all the merriest Christmas ever and the best of everything in 2020, except another championship.

It’s kind of funny, for such a big win, I almost never hear any Dukes fans talk about their glorious win over the penguins. In fact, I pretty much only ever hear about their win over us. It’s weird that they find the need to talk about something so insignificant all the time...

[runtheoption]

The NCAA falsely imprisoned our streamers!

#feelinrapey

[MNLonghorn10]

It’s kind of funny, for such a big win, I almost never hear any Dukes fans talk about their glorious win over the penguins. In fact, I pretty much only ever hear about their win over us. It’s weird that they find they need to talk about something so insignificant all the time...They don't give a single shit about the ysu game lol.

[Vet70]

The first thing you measure dynasty’s by is championships. If JMU wins two in four years it pales in comparison to seven in a decade. Great dynasties like the Yankees, UCLA and the Bison do not have to win each and every year to qualify.

[BisonNeil]

The first thing you measure dynasty’s by is championships. If JMU wins two in four years it pales in comparison to seven in a decade. Great dynasties like the Yankees, UCLA and the Bison do not have to win each and every year to qualify.

And there is a real chance of winning nine championships in this decade!

[BisonFanAnn]

Apparently NDSU does not have a football dynasty:

"My opinion but the Dynasty word is pretty silly unless your talking playing the best competition. Steelers, Patriots, Ohio, Alabama, Duke can use the word dynasty because they are/were doing it against the best. Big fish in little ponds beating up on the small fish isn't a dynasty. If William & Mary would be playing in the ODAC with a 100 & 10 record, 10 championships, I don't see that being dynasty. At what point does having a dynasty program become more about just "playing down". NDSU has lost what, around 10 games in the past 10 years, To me that isn't a dynasty, that's playing competition you shouldn't be playing."

It seems to me that one cannot declare oneself a Dynasty. When ESPN and other national media start using the word, it becomes legit.

[Bison 4 Life]

Apparently NDSU does not have a football dynasty:

"My opinion but the Dynasty word is pretty silly unless your talking playing the best competition. Steelers, Patriots, Ohio, Alabama, Duke can use the word dynasty because they are/were doing it against the best. Big fish in little ponds beating up on the small fish isn't a dynasty. If William & Mary would be playing in the ODAC with a 100 & 10 record, 10 championships, I don't see that being dynasty. At what point does having a dynasty program become more about just "playing down". NDSU has lost what, around 10 games in the past 10 years, To me that isn't a dynasty, that's playing competition you shouldn't be playing."

It seems to me that one cannot declare oneself a Dynasty. When ESPN and other national media start using the word, it becomes legit.

so way, we're inferior to them yet a class above them at the same time?

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[Vet70]

If one pays attention "ESPN and other national media" are using the word. :rofl:

[bulldogg]

Your apologizing just because you've gotten your ass handed to you with your weak smack talk.

Bullshit! I apologized because I thought it was the right thing to do. I'm a guest on your board and I said some things that I regret. I think it is fine for me to say whatever I want on our own board, but as a guest here, I believe I stepped over the line and did what I considered the right thing to do. I apologized for it. If you can't accept it, then go fuck yourself!

[Bison 4 Life]

Bullshit! I apologized because I thought it was the right thing to do. I'm a guest on your board and I said some things that I regret. I think it is fine for me to say whatever I want on our own board, but as a guest here, I believe I stepped over the line and did what I considered the right thing to do. I apologized for it. If you can't accept it, then go fuck yourself!

There you go, don't be a pussy.

How small is your life that you could possibly regret saying something on a message board?

[Vet70]

I guess telling someone "go f**** yourself "'when you are a visitor isn't stepping over the line. I have to get this internet etiquette thing straight.

[WeAreThePride]

I guess telling someone "go f**** yourself when you are a visitor isn't stepping over the line when you are a visitor. I have to get this internet etiquette thing straight.

Repeat after me.

Smelly Bizens.

Streamers are Tradition.

Not technically rape.

Say these enough times, and you'll understand them.

[Facts]

Bison = Bizon
James Madison = Jamez Madison

And that’s a fact!

[DakotaOkie]

Bison = Bizon
James Madison = Jamez Madison

And that’s a fact!

can you be certain?...maybe it really is Jamez Madizon but the east coasters simply have not the capacity to properly enunciate in an upper midwestern scandihoovian dialect

[heffray]

Add this to the list, I guess:

“Ending the greatest streak of football championships in history doesn’t even make our top 5.”

[GreenfieldBison]

Bullshit! I apologized because I thought it was the right thing to do. I'm a guest on your board and I said some things that I regret. I think it is fine for me to say whatever I want on our own board, but as a guest here, I believe I stepped over the line and did what I considered the right thing to do. I apologized for it. If you can't accept it, then go fuck yourself!

Ahhhhhhh, and there we have it, the deeply ingrained and unvarnished character of a born and inbred east coaster. You know mutt , what all of us out here in flyover country most appreciate about flyover country is that jackasses like you... flyover.

What happened to those pseudo warm holiday wishes you extended after your ass was busted being a jerk yesterday? If you were genuinely contrite then your contrition would in fact continue. But no. You are indeed who you are and who you have been identified to be over on your board of... well I’ll be generous since it’s the holidays, “fans”.

Anyway, let’s be pseudo friends mutt. Happy Holidays.


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[Bison 4 Life]

Ahhhhhhh, and there we have it, the deeply ingrained and unvarnished character of a born and inbred east coaster. You know mutt , what all of us out here in flyover country most appreciate about flyover country is that jackasses like you... flyover.

What happened to those pseudo warm holiday wishes you extended after your ass was busted being a jerk yesterday? If you were genuinely contrite then your contrition would in fact continue. But no. You are indeed who you are and who you have been identified to be over on your board of... well I’ll be generous since it’s the holidays, “fans”.

Anyway, let’s be pseudo friends mutt. Happy Holidays.


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He went back to his safe space and cried about us.


Which is about the same percentage that have at least two teeth. Coincidence?

I was trolling the Bisonville board yesterday (I have been a member there for three years) and ran across a post that really pissed me off. They think our win in the Fargodump in 2016 is the biggest win in our school's history. Is that some arrogance or what? Anyway, I pointed out several wins that I consider much bigger and then said a few things that I regret.

So, after thinking about it for a while, I thought it was wrong for me to go on their board and call them gay and stupid and ugly and smelly, even though all they can talk about is all of us being rapists and kidnappers (Stapleton reference). So, I apologized. What was the response to my apology? More verbal abuse. Those Canadian morons can't even accept a sincere apology.

LOL! Go, Dukes! Put an end to that thing they think is a "dynasty."

[heffray]

Add another one to the list:

“Winning 7 National Championships in 8 years isn’t a dynasty.”

[heffray]

If NDSU’s run of championships this decade isn’t considered a “dynasty,” then there is no such thing as a dynasty.

[Bison 4 Life]

We honestly couldn't have picked a better color for sarcasm. It's so unserious.

[EC8CH]

Bullshit! I apologized because I thought it was the right thing to do. I'm a guest on your board and I said some things that I regret. I think it is fine for me to say whatever I want on our own board, but as a guest here, I believe I stepped over the line and did what I considered the right thing to do. I apologized for it. If you can't accept it, then go fuck yourself!

Oh ok. You say the same shit one on place behind our back and are ok with it but don't have the stones to say it to our face and own up to it. You are on "your own level" as a pathetic visiting fan here.

[EC8CH]

He went back to his safe space and cried about us.

Called it!

10char

[Vet70]

Called it!

10char

Is there an internet mercy rule?

[EC8CH]

We honestly couldn't have picked a better color for sarcasm. It's so unserious.

Saying one thing, but implying the opposite. Couldn't be more appropriate.

[EC8CH]

Add another one to the list:

“Winning 7 National Championships in 8 years isn’t a dynasty.”

Purple says stupid shit like that all the time. This thread could just include his derpings and it would be 3 pages at least.

[Bison"FANatic"]

He went back to his safe space and cried about us.

I bet the safe place wasn't a bathroom

[bulldogg]

Oh ok. You say the same shit one on place behind our back and are ok with it but don't have the stones to say it to our face and own up to it. You are on "your own level" as a pathetic visiting fan here.

What are you talking about "behind our back," dumbass? You have as much access to our board as I do, and, obviously, I know you troll there. GMAFB!

[Bison 4 Life]

What are you talking about "behind our back," dumbass? You have as much access to our board as I do, and, obviously, I know you troll there. GMAFB!

Sick burn, bro. Better go back and tell them.

[NDSU92]

What are you talking about "behind our back," dumbass? You have as much access to our board as I do, and, obviously, I know you troll there. GMAFB!

Go do something to cool down bulldog, you’re pretty worked up. Maybe take a shower or something. Idk I’m not gonna force ya

[td577]

"It isn't a dynasty unless ESPN says it is a dynasty"

Except ESPN has actually called Bison football a dynasty.

It must be painful to know even if you win, your school will not get sole billing. You aren't ever the school that won the national championship. You are the program that interrupted the Bison string of championships. Man that would suck. You rarely hear who the Bison beat. Just 7 of the last 8. JMU interrupted the string. They don't even get full credit.

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[DCinOK]

Go do something to cool down bulldog, you’re pretty worked up. Maybe take a shower or something. Idk I’m not gonna force ya

I think he's got PTSD from having been locked in a bathroom with The Stapler. Though, God knows, anyone would be traumatized by that experience.

[GreenfieldBison]

I think he's got PTSD from having been locked in a bathroom with The Stapler. Though, God knows, anyone would be traumatized by that experience.

Not me. I’m always carrying. I think HE would be traumatized. At minimum.


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[EC8CH]

What are you talking about "behind our back," dumbass? You have as much access to our board as I do, and, obviously, I know you troll there. GMAFB!

I know I do Purple. That's how I know who you are over there.

Imagine my delight when I realized the Stooooopidest dook poster was on Bisonville.

So you know I post on your dogshit forum do ya? Smart guy like you though, I'm not surprised you've figured me out. Regular Sherlock Holmes you are.

[EC8CH]

Most guys fight to get women OUT of the bathroom.
Riley Stapleton fights to keep them IN the bathroom.

[123Gobison]

JMU Dukes Patron Saint

9175

[oldmantutters]

Bullshit! I apologized because I thought it was the right thing to do. I'm a guest on your board and I said some things that I regret. I think it is fine for me to say whatever I want on our own board, but as a guest here, I believe I stepped over the line and did what I considered the right thing to do. I apologized for it. If you can't accept it, then go fuck yourself!I thought you were leaving?

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[ALPHAGRIZ1]

He went back to his safe space and cried about us.The 2016 win in Fargo is by far the biggest win in James Madisons football history.

Everyone knows that, second is a distant second

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[1st&TennBison]

That's awfully charitable. I'd say if you put your hands on a woman against her will, your can take your second chances someplace else. Different places have different standards though I guess.

People also seem to forget that he was so drunk he could not remember anything of the whole incident. So he has a drinking problem and he is prone to abusing women.

[scottietohottie]

People also seem to forget that he was so drunk he could not remember anything of the whole incident. So he has a drinking problem and he is prone to abusing women.

Was it tax season?

[EC8CH]

People also seem to forget that he was so drunk he could not remember anything of the whole incident. So he has a drinking problem and he is prone to abusing women.

That's either a severe drinking problem, or a severe lying because he doesn't want to take responsibility for abusing women, problem.

[EC8CH]

https://twitter.com/jcarp8/status/1209531935271337986?s=19


It’s only a rule because several boosters from Fargo get in an uproar the moment they feel their dynasty is in jeopardy. Do we need to show you how to search the NDSU message boards?

That's right Dooks, the only reason your streamers are banned is because NDSU fans complained. You heard it here first.

[Vet70]

Who are these boosters and what position on the team do they play since they are so influential when the dynasty is threatened? And now I am totally confused. I didn't think there was a dynasty. He must watch ESPN.

[EC8CH]

Who are these boosters and what position on the team do they play since they are so influential when the dynasty is threatened? And now I am totally confused. I didn't think there was a dynasty. He must watch ESPN.

They are undercover within the ranks of the NCAA rules commission. Shhhhh we don't want to blow their cover.

[Vet70]

Merry Christmas bulldogg. I still detest your arrogant JMU fans but Merry Christmas.

[Bison bison]

Who are these boosters and what position on the team do they play since they are so influential when the dynasty is threatened? And now I am totally confused. I didn't think there was a dynasty. He must watch ESPN.

I hate streamers with a passion.

Want to throw them in your student section in Virginia, good for you.

You throw them at me in Frisco I might punch you in the nose. Not that I want to hurt you, but that's how I celebrate my team and you just got in the way.

9176

[scottietohottie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAWpN9I_gSY

[Bison 4 Life]

I hate streamers with a passion.

Want to throw them in your student section in Virginia, good for you.

You throw them at me in Frisco I might punch you in the nose. Not that I want to hurt you, but that's how I celebrate my team and you just got in the way.



To me, at their home. Streamers might not be a bad thing but they use them to troll the other team and their fans. It's so important for them to throw shit at people when they score.

[NDSU92]

To me, at their home. Streamers might not be a bad thing but they use them to troll the other team and their fans. It's so important for them to throw shit at people when they score.

Maybe NDSU should give everyone 7 plastic natty replica rings before the game to launch into the purple sections

[TAILG8R]

I think it's beyond funny they think 3 years later that we had anything to do with banning their streamers. How insecure can you be?

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[VirginiaBison]

Losers play for revenge (https://youtu.be/R8F3NbmMPoU) ..... Bison play for Championships

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Lffr1vPCU)This 2017 hype video is the prelude to 'revenge' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6irmeqO06E&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR055VUrH8Dd8YlKjyER-cCR5_0js4BYzjN5dfdPT_zBhqLfb0J78cSUutY) How did 2017 go? Bison Dynasty Playing for Championships..... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-fJ7GXlSig)

[EC8CH]

I think it's beyond funny they think 3 years later that we had anything to do with banning their streamers. How insecure can you be?

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They are a gullible bunch.

[heffray]

They are a gullible bunch.

“Bison fans are responsible for our streamer ban, but that ‘16 Semifinal victory means nothing...”

[Bison 4 Life]

“Bison fans are responsible for our streamer ban, but that ‘16 Semifinal victory means nothing...”

https://media1.giphy.com/media/szPZ2NXIGCMcE/source.gif

[HerdistheWord]

To me, at their home. Streamers might not be a bad thing but they use them to troll the other team and their fans. It's so important for them to throw shit at people when they score.

It’s fine to do that stuff at your place. It is disrespectful as hell to do that at someone else’s place or even at a neutral site.

[runtheoption]

https://twitter.com/jcarp8/status/1209531935271337986?s=19



That's right Dooks, the only reason your streamers are banned is because NDSU fans complained. You heard it here first.

This is not completely correct. Remember, Toyota Stadium management and the Frisco mayor also complained to the NCAA (after we voiced our concerns to them over dinner prior to the game).

[EC8CH]

This is not completely correct. Remember, Toyota Stadium management and the Frisco mayor also complained to the NCAA (after we voiced our concerns to them over dinner prior to the game).

Yeah but that was indirect. We can't help what our good friends do or say to the NCAA after we discuss our "opinions" with them.

[Vet70]

Yeah but that was indirect. We can't help what our good friends do or say to the NCAA after we discuss our "opinions" with them.

Don’t underestimate the influence of our good beer vendor friends.

[Bison 4 Life]

They make fun the way we say Bison, I'm going to make fun of the way they say State Normal and Industrial School for Women at Harrisonburg

[El_Chapo]

"iT's Not fAir tHat LakesBison iZ a MoDerAtor On CSN!" lol got that PM about 3 times .

[MankatoBison]

"NDSU fans are scared of streamers"
-JMU Fans

[Bison 4 Life]

We don't like Frisco, you should change it for us because we made it one more time than Sam Houston.

[EC8CH]

We don't like Frisco, you should change it for us because we made it one more time than Sam Houston.

And they wonder why all the businesses in Frisco hate them.

[Bison 4 Life]

And they wonder why all the businesses in Frisco hate them.

I think it's because they love us and don't give them enough attention.

[heffray]

“You Bison fans are insecure and obsessed with JMU...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R8F3NbmMPoU

...”

[EC8CH]

“You Bison fans are insecure and obsessed with JMU...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R8F3NbmMPoU

...”

JFC that was like two years ago. Get over it. Do they put out Colgate revenge videos?

[EC8CH]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2646582-carson-wentz-locked-inside-gas-station-bathroom-rescued-by-guys-leg-kick.amp.html

Does anybody know the whereabouts of Riley Stapleton during the afternoon of June 15th 2016?

[DCinOK]

“You Bison fans are insecure and obsessed with JMU...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R8F3NbmMPoU

...”

Oh man, that part at the end when the audio stolen from a movie starts repeating "Whatever it takes...whatever it takes...whatever it takes." I bet that gets the average dookie fan sexually excited. As sexually excited as Riley Stapleton gets whenever he sees a bathroom.

[DCinOK]

https://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=21983984

Stapleton had a stronger grip on the girl in the locked bathroom than he did on the football when he fumbled on this play in the '17 chipper.

[NDSU92]

PxP Commentator: Riley's maturity has really come a long way, he was suspended at the beginning of the year and it seems he has grown from the experience.
Color: I agree, even taking the step to take anger management classes to get himself under control.
PxP: Yes, when it comes down to it he's really been able to restrain himself.
Color: And others too
PxP: Wait, what?
Color: Uhhh?

...

PxP: Aaaaaaaaand we'll be right back after this commercial break!

[EC8CH]

FBS players who drop down to the FCS after a season or two in order to get more playing time should NOT be considered "FBS Transfers".

[Vet70]

FBS players who drop down to the FCS after a season or two in order to get more playing time should NOT be considered "FBS Transfers".

What do we call them....drop downs? Drop outs? Could not cut its?

[EC8CH]

What do we call them....drop downs? Drop outs? Could not cut its?

Just don't call em "transfers" I guess?

[Vet70]

It appears from their roster we will get our FBS game after all.

[EC8CH]

"Bizon isn't a proper english pronunciation."

Sorry Dooks, before we all contacted the NCAA to get your streamers banned, we contacted the folks at Merriam Webster to have them add this to their book:

https://i.imgflip.com/3kkiut.jpg

[scottietohottie]

You better be careful dukes. You really piss us off and we'll get your mascot changed.

[Professor Chaos]

Just had a nice long chat with Nancy at the NCAA offices. She said she appreciated my support of the streamer ban and that they couldn't have pulled it off without all the support from numerous Bison fans that have been in contact with them over the last week. She also wished us luck and said she hopes Bison fans take over the entire tailgate lot to "keep that mess out of the parking lots too". When I asked if she was concerned about the concessions boycot from JMU fans she said it'll just make the beer lines shorter for Bison fans. :D

[EC8CH]

"Riley Stapleton is living rent free in our heads."

Is he also keeping a woman up there with him against her will?

[MankatoBison]

Riley Stapleton is the best #10 in the country

[MankatoBison]

Our Tight end is riley stapleton's cousin so you KNOW hes good.

[EC8CH]

Riley Stapleton is the best #10 in the country

Is that his number or like a ten count for how long he can pin down a girl?

[MankatoBison]

All national media and basic followers of the FCS: NDSU's tight ends position group is the best in the country and its not even close

JMU fans: uh... have ya heard of riley stapleton's cousin?

[MankatoBison]

"we're talkin a minim 8(consecutive combined national championships)peat"

-Every JMU fan, unironically

[MankatoBison]

JMU: eeks by chatanooga

All JMU Fans, without exception: wow, what a #ELITE win against a #ELITE program

-------------------------

JMU: eeks by Stony brook

All JMU Fans, without exception: That was the national title game right there. looks like we got 'nuther combined championship banner to hang in september

[MankatoBison]

All JMU Fans, without exception- without any hint of irony:
"OUR BUDGET IS THE BIGGEST IN THE FCS! WE'RE BASICALLY FBS!"

[Bisonator98]

Is the streamer ban only for purple streamers? How about green and yellow streamers?? Asking for a friend.....:)

[EC8CH]

Our Tight end is riley stapleton's cousin so you KNOW hes good.

Never heard of 'em. Are they a tag team that competes against women in the WWE?

[Bison 4 Life]

"I guess you haven't spent any time on their message board. A poster bragged about calling his cousin that worked for the NCAA to complain that a streamer being thrown could cause an injury, which led to the streamer initially. Other posters jumped in saying they called to complain about the screen procedures not keeping them out last time. Lots of false statements there about Stapleton. I excuse most pre-game **** talking as just general message board banter, but going out of your way to stop a school's tradition and spreading lies doesn't really seem "nice" to me.

GOD DAMN, gullible fucks, I knew I could get someone to bite on that.

[EC8CH]

GOD DAMN, gullible fucks, I knew I could get someone to bite on that.

Everyone knows it's your Aunt that works at the NCAA.

[tjamz]

I'm not drinking a thing. Maybe that's the problem.

I just thought how arrogant it was to even imagine that a semi-final win against you would even register on the list of the biggest wins in our history.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to you all. See you in Frisco.Let's be honest. It started your "dynasty" run of one year...maybe 1.9 years until we beat you in the championship the following year in a very good game. But what happened the following year? Multiple losses in conference and an early bow out in the playoffs to something called Colgate? Very dynastic!

Now, none of that plays into this year and honestly anything could happen in Frisco between these two teams. But you have, at best, 3 years of highest caliber football in the past decade and your one win over NDSU is what started the hype train as a dynasty (followed by winning the national championship).

That's cute beating Montana in 2004, we beat them in 2003....when we were still division 2.

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[Bison 4 Life]

Everyone knows it's your Aunt that works at the NCAA.

Yep. My 86 year old aunt who lives at Eventide in a wheelchair is quietly working behind the scenes like a real live Emperor Palpatine.

[Bisonator98]

Lol those streamers can be deadly. Somebody could trip or like barniepouix is always talking about........slip, slip, slipping

[EC8CH]

Let's be honest. It started your "dynasty" run of one year...maybe 1.9 years until we beat you in the championship the following year in a very good game. But what happened the following year? Multiple losses in conference and an early bow out in the playoffs to something called Colgate? Very dynastic!

Now, none of that plays into this year and honestly anything could happen in Frisco between these two teams. But you have, at best, 3 years of highest caliber football in the past decade and your one win over NDSU is what started the hype train as a dynasty (followed by winning the national championship).

That's cute beating Montana in 2004, we beat them in 2003....when we were still division 2.

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You left out how they dominated the LOS in their loss to West Virginia though.

[EC8CH]

Yep. My 86 year old aunt who lives at Eventide in a wheelchair is quietly working behind the scenes like a real live Emperor Palpatine.

How else could their streamers have been banned?

[Bisonator98]

Let's be honest. It started your "dynasty" run of one year...maybe 1.9 years until we beat you in the championship the following year in a very good game. But what happened the following year? Multiple losses in conference and an early bow out in the playoffs to something called Colgate? Very dynastic!

Now, none of that plays into this year and honestly anything could happen in Frisco between these two teams. But you have, at best, 3 years of highest caliber football in the past decade and your one win over NDSU is what started the hype train as a dynasty (followed by winning the national championship).

That's cute beating Montana in 2004, we beat them in 2003....when we were still division 2.

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But they had to replace their coaching staff and all those stud players...................wait wut

[EC8CH]

Lol those streamers can be deadly. Somebody could trip or like barniepouix is always talking about........slip, slip, slipping

I heard Stapleton used streamers to restrain a woman against her will in a bathroom.

[Bison 4 Life]

How else could their streamers have been banned?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oKIPzLXQYb2Bn5PLG/giphy.gif

[Bisonator98]

Is there another fan base that has a streamer fetish? WTF kind of fruits are these people??

[EC8CH]

Is there another fan base that has a streamer fetish? WTF kind of fruits are these people??

https://i.imgflip.com/21j4p0.jpg

[Vet70]

Yep. My 86 year old aunt who lives at Eventide in a wheelchair is quietly working behind the scenes like a real live Emperor Palpatine.

Now that we have taken care of the streamers call her and get their nickname banned.

[EC8CH]

https://i.imgflip.com/3kkonn.jpg

[EC8CH]

Now that we have taken care of the streamers call her and get their nickname banned.

https://i.imgflip.com/1fspiy.jpg

[Bison 4 Life]

https://i.imgflip.com/21j4p0.jpg

A culture that started exactly 15 years ago. When the originator of it was 40.

[Bison56]

"i rewatched the 2016 JMU-Bizzzzzzzon game.

i had forgotten we suspended 7 players prior to that game, including some starters.

and we still beat that ass down. The game really never should have been as close as it was."

Not the biggest game in JMU history?

[scottietohottie]

"i rewatched the 2016 JMU-Bizzzzzzzon game.

i had forgotten we suspended 7 players prior to that game, including some starters.

and we still beat that ass down. The game really never should have been as close as it was."

Not the biggest game in JMU history?

They must use the whizzinator now.

[Bison 4 Life]

"i rewatched the 2016 JMU-Bizzzzzzzon game.

i had forgotten we suspended 7 players prior to that game, including some starters.

and we still beat that ass down. The game really never should have been as close as it was."

Not the biggest game in JMU history?

Like I said, they can't shut up about it.

[MankatoBison]

without that win, they are just a team that lost to Colgate and won the battle in the trenches, in a loss, to a bottom feeder Big 12 team

[EC8CH]

You'd think with all the high character FBS transfers they bring in, their other players would be less abusive toward women?

[Bison56]

without that win, they are just a team that lost to Colgate and won the battle in the trenches, in a loss, to a bottom feeder Big 12 team

The only reason they made it this far is because Colgate didn’t make the playoffs.

[Bison 4 Life]

without that win, they are just a team that lost to Colgate and won the battle in the trenches, in a loss, to a bottom feeder Big 12 team

Colgate was the last FCS team they lost to. :rofl:

[Professor Chaos]

Just remember the streamer ban is from all of us butthurt Bison fans calling the NCAA and has nothing to do with what happened 3 years ago....

http://www.bisonville.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=8144&d=1513814586

[EC8CH]

Colgate was the last FCS team they lost to. :rofl:

That year Colgate had the best defense in the FCS though. JMU was definitely lucky to avoid them this year in the playoffs. Really bad matchup for them.

[Professor Chaos]

Top part of the picture is now dated but it's still true:

https://i.imgflip.com/21gzew.jpg

[EC8CH]

Just remember the streamer ban is from all of us butthurt Bison fans calling the NCAA and has nothing to do with what happened 3 years ago....

http://www.bisonville.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=8144&d=1513814586

See those people in the pictures. It's THEIR job to clean up JMU fans' mess. Dook fans are job creators.

[Bison 4 Life]

Just remember the streamer ban is from all of us butthurt Bison fans calling the NCAA and has nothing to do with what happened 3 years ago....

http://www.bisonville.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=8144&d=1513814586

Funny, here's a Washington Post article about the ban an interesting tidbit I didn't previously know.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2018/01/05/jmu-fans-think-ncaas-ban-on-streamer-tradition-is-full-of-crepe/


Citing liability concerns, the administration initially put the kibosh on streamers at future games, but changed its mind under the conditions that Cockrell unwrapped the streamers from the original packaging and helped with the cleanup.

Seems like they have forgotten that part.