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gizmo
12-04-2018, 06:11 PM
If the Bison lose:

1. Hell WILL freeze over.
2. The sun will NOT come up the next day.
3. "Fire Kleiman" will appear
4. Thousands will blame the refs.

Please feel free to add your own inevitables to the list....
🤘🤘

Professor Chaos
12-04-2018, 06:14 PM
Maybe some people won't be as "bored" anymore then... :innocent:

23Bison
12-04-2018, 06:16 PM
I honestly don't think anything will change.

aces1180
12-04-2018, 06:17 PM
If we lose, we move back to DII.

Vet70
12-04-2018, 06:22 PM
If we lose posters will argue we should have moved up when we had the chance.

StL Bison Fan
12-04-2018, 06:24 PM
I will blame this thread for bad mojo

Professorbum
12-04-2018, 06:30 PM
If we lose, we move back to DII.

That'll make some people happy. Think of how dominant we'll be. Think of all the national championships we'll earn. We might go 20 championships in a row. Those never get old. And we can laugh every year at the UCF's of the world playing in meaningless NY6 bowls.

17>1
12-04-2018, 06:33 PM
If we lose, we move back to DII.

Oh great, now we'll have a "Let's move back to DII" crowd.

If we lose, I blame the OP of this thread, and then he can check his neg rep.

MankatoBison
12-04-2018, 06:41 PM
That'll make some people happy. Think of how dominant we'll be. Think of all the national championships we'll earn. We might go 20 championships in a row. Those never get old. And we can laugh every year at the UCF's of the world playing in meaningless NY6 bowls.

I Lol'd at that one. Too true. So meaningless "meaningless, meaningless, everything is meaningless" Solomon cried

gizmo
12-04-2018, 06:43 PM
Oh great, now we'll have a "Let's move back to DII" crowd.

If we lose, I blame the OP of this thread, and then he can check his neg rep.

I'M KIDDING! Of course, The Herd is inbeatable.

aces1180
12-04-2018, 06:52 PM
Oh great, now we'll have a "Let's move back to DII" crowd.

If we lose, I blame the OP of this thread, and then he can check his neg rep.

I miss our rivalries with Mankato, Auggie and Moorhead. Plus, we can start new one's with Sioux Falls, Bemidji, Crookston, Mary, Minot and Duluth!

Vet70
12-04-2018, 06:54 PM
If we lose, we move back to DII.

No point in it. UN_ would just follow us again.

VirginiaBison
12-04-2018, 08:37 PM
Speak of 'clikbait'.... Among useless threads this one must be in the top 2 along what if the world ends today - remember JMU's drug enhanced team beat a heavily injured Bison a few year ago and some people wonder why BV dislikes JMU and despaired of the Bison run being over. Colgate isn't JMU then or now. But if 'gate were to win, HC K would just congratulate them and we would move on to next year.

gizmo
12-04-2018, 08:52 PM
Speak of 'clikbait'.... Among useless threats this one must be in the top 2 along what if the world ends today - remember JMU's drug enhanced team beat a heavily injured Bison a few year ago and some people wonder why BV dislikes JMU and despaired of the Bison run being over. Colgate isn't JMU then or now. But if 'gate were to win, HC K would just congratulate them and we would move on to next year.

Yah, but Kleiman is a classy guy. Bisonville? Not so much.

SDbison
12-04-2018, 09:16 PM
Seriously?

GreenfieldBison
12-04-2018, 09:19 PM
Yeah, no worries. NDSU on NDSU is tomorrow. Outcome does not count.


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reformedUNDfan
12-04-2018, 09:48 PM
Maybe some people won't be as "bored" anymore then... :innocent:

last year was much more interesting than this year

Vet70
12-04-2018, 10:10 PM
Speak of 'clikbait'.... Among useless threats this one must be in the top 2 along what if the world ends today - remember JMU's drug enhanced team beat a heavily injured Bison a few year ago and some people wonder why BV dislikes JMU and despaired of the Bison run being over. Colgate isn't JMU then or now. But if 'gate were to win, HC K would just congratulate them and we would move on to next year.

Link please.

gizmo
12-04-2018, 10:10 PM
Seriously?

Not. Lol!

HerdistheWord
12-04-2018, 10:28 PM
JMU trolls would come out in force.

Uffda
12-04-2018, 10:37 PM
No point in it. UN_ would just follow us again.

Hahahaha!.....Ha!
Roll Herd;

Uffda
12-04-2018, 10:46 PM
Yah, but Kleiman is a classy guy. Bisonville? Not so much.

Coach K is total class. So glad he's a Bison.
Keep that thunder rolling!

IzzyFlexion
12-05-2018, 03:16 PM
If NDSU loses, there may have more students in the dome the following Saturday.

MankatoBison
12-05-2018, 04:01 PM
suicide would be the only option in my household

tony
12-05-2018, 04:16 PM
If NDSU loses, there may have more students in the dome the following Saturday.

And we wouldn't get whining about how "the whole point of going to a university is the diploma ceremony and here we are using a building built to host a football games for hosting a football instead of handing out diplomas! What an outrage!" opinion pieces?

Bisonator98
12-05-2018, 04:28 PM
There will be a massive amount of championship tickets on sale.

Frisco businesses will be in mourning.

There will be lots of happy, no ecstatic FCS fans all across the nation.

The trolls will be out in full force lambasting Bison fans every where for a solid 9 months I would guess.

MNLonghorn10
12-05-2018, 04:52 PM
I'll continue moving into my new house all day as planned...

I don't envision it happening, like at all

EC8CH
12-05-2018, 07:08 PM
My best guess:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f0/72/03/f07203eb299b1e0b0e9845acb3e8ae9a.gif

semobison
12-05-2018, 07:19 PM
Upsets happen! There will come a day where we lose an important game that we shouldn't. Coming off our performance against Montana State, I don't see it happening this week but who knows? ...that's why they play the game!

Vet70
12-05-2018, 07:35 PM
https://media0.giphy.com/media/j7TR7cLOZ3nTq/giphy.gif?cid=3640f6095c0835626f6c2e654de54c24

HerdBot
12-05-2018, 07:38 PM
Colgate beat 3 - CAA teams and played Army close. Should be a good game.

23Bison
12-05-2018, 07:43 PM
I'll say it again, if we are so unfortunate to be upset by another team absolutely nothing will happen at all. 0 zip nadda. The guys will get a break. Coaches will finalize our recruiting class for 2019 (which is great by the way) and will themselves get a break. Players will begin their winter workouts with Kramer and continue on to spring ball and then we fans start it all over again for 2019 version.

semobison
12-05-2018, 08:37 PM
I'll say it again, if we are so unfortunate to be upset by another team absolutely nothing will happen at all. 0 zip nadda. The guys will get a break. Coaches will finalize our recruiting class for 2019 (which is great by the way) and will themselves get a break. Players will begin their winter workouts with Kramer and continue on to spring ball and then we fans start it all over again for 2019 version.

Yep, that's what the team will do. Bville wont be quite so calm and untroubled!

Christopher Moen
12-05-2018, 08:43 PM
Yep, that's what the team will do. Bville wont be quite so calm and untroubled!

We can’t even be that way when they play at their best.


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BisonFanAnn
12-05-2018, 09:01 PM
Funny how quickly we forget the 2016 semifinal game. Seems to me we all survived.

My biggest concern would be unloading my tickets to the championship game, without a fan base like JMU to gobble them up.

THEsocalledfan
12-05-2018, 09:06 PM
Many tears will be shed in Frisco.

Herd
12-05-2018, 09:10 PM
5 out of 5 dentists will recommend Colgate.

SDbison
12-05-2018, 09:27 PM
Colgate beat 3 - CAA teams and played Army close. Should be a good game. A 28 to 14 loss to Army is a close game? Colgate is currently #105 in Sagarin rankings and Army #53. Colgate barely beat #79 JMU in a what I would call a close game. NDSU is ranked #24. This is Colgates first trip to Fargo and the Dome. Sure anything can happen, but very likely this isn't a close game even if a 2 TD differential is considered close.

semobison
12-05-2018, 09:34 PM
A 28 to 14 loss to Army is a close game? Colgate is currently #108 in Sagarin rankings and Army #53. Colgate barely beat #79 JMU in a what I would call a close game. NDSU is ranked #24. This is Colgates first trip to Fargo and the Dome. Sure anything can happen, but very likely this isn't a close game even if a 2 TD differential is considered close.

I watched Army-Colgate a few weeks ago. Colgate had some big plays called back by penalties in the first half which I thought was very evenly played. In the 2nd half their offense struggled and Army's option game controlled the clock which wore down Colgates D a bit. Army is coached by GSU's old coach Jeff Monken.

SDbison
12-05-2018, 09:39 PM
I watched Army-Colgate a few weeks ago. Colgate had some big plays called back by penalties in the first half which I thought was very evenly played. In the 2nd half their offense struggled and Army's option game controlled the clock which wore down Colgates D a bit. Army is coached by GSU's old coach Jeff Monken. What ifs so what. There is a reason Colgate is #108 ranked in Sagarin.

TAILG8R
12-05-2018, 10:27 PM
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts ...

BisonNation11
12-05-2018, 11:52 PM
But what if we win?!?!

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CAS4127
12-06-2018, 12:03 AM
We won’t lose to Colgate. Not happening. And we won’t lose next week or in Natty. The seniors will make sure of that.

Mark it down.


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bosco
12-06-2018, 12:52 AM
If we lose it's because Road Warrior wasn't at the game or AC/DC played in the west lot and the team wanted to see the show instead of play. I'm not worried about it as I can check the Montana State message board game day thread for excuses.

devin45k
12-06-2018, 12:56 AM
We won’t lose to Colgate. Not happening. And we won’t lose next week or in Natty. The seniors will make sure of that.

Mark it down.


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They know how bad it felt in 2016. They are determined

Mr Meaty
12-06-2018, 01:00 AM
But what if we win?!?!

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LikeMothers
12-06-2018, 02:39 AM
I will blame this thread for bad mojo

and that I do not forgive

1998braves64
12-06-2018, 03:40 AM
Funny how quickly we forget the 2016 semifinal game. Seems to me we all survived.

My biggest concern would be unloading my tickets to the championship game, without a fan base like JMU to gobble them up.Don't worry bunny fans got your back. Oh wait what?!

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