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bisonfanette
12-02-2018, 01:42 AM
OK, true confession. I wanted the Dukes & HOUSTON (you've got a problem) but....

COLGATE it is!

I PREFER CREST!

Now what else do you have?

SDbison
12-02-2018, 01:45 AM
Colgate too pasty and foamy.

BadlandsBison
12-02-2018, 01:45 AM
There is nothing more exhilarating than opening a new bottle of toothpaste.

SDbison
12-02-2018, 01:46 AM
Is this a real football team or just another east coast pretender.

ndsubison1
12-02-2018, 01:47 AM
Is this a real football team of just another east coast pretender.

Top 5 team I think. Physical D

TAILG8R
12-02-2018, 01:48 AM
J-M-WHO

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KSBisonFan
12-02-2018, 01:53 AM
My sign for JMU choked just like their team.

Christopher Moen
12-02-2018, 01:54 AM
“Wait, what happened to JMU?”


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KSBisonFan
12-02-2018, 01:56 AM
Hey Colgate, Don't ever let McFeeley on your campus. He'll curse your team.

Mr Meaty
12-02-2018, 01:59 AM
Do you spit or sallow when done





Brushing your teeth??

EC8CH
12-02-2018, 02:02 AM
Poor Man's Crest

Tony Almeida
12-02-2018, 02:04 AM
“Wait, what happened to JMU?”LOL...or something like "Beat JMU", but then have JMU crossed out and replaced with Colgate.

Rock
12-02-2018, 02:05 AM
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EC8CH
12-02-2018, 02:08 AM
8 out of 10 Dentists recommend Crest.

Vet70
12-02-2018, 03:10 AM
Ever heard a toothpaste joke?

Bison 4 Life
12-02-2018, 03:11 AM
LOL...or something like "Beat JMU", but then have JMU crossed out and replaced with Colgate.

This would be the best one, period.

Toothpaste jokes are played out.

runtheoption
12-02-2018, 03:13 AM
4 out of 3 dentists recommend WE WANT 'BAMA!

No_Skill
12-02-2018, 03:24 AM
This would be the best one, period.

Toothpaste jokes are played out.


Na the toothpaste jokes are where it's at.

4 out of 5 dentists recommend not playing the Bison.

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SDbison
12-02-2018, 03:25 AM
Top 5 team I think. Physical D
I call bullshit.

SDbison
12-02-2018, 03:26 AM
4 out of 3 dentists recommend WE WANT 'BAMA!
Yes that's what I am say in.

Uffda
12-02-2018, 03:34 AM
Colgate: Total Fresh Minty Meat!!

scottietohottie
12-02-2018, 03:35 AM
We want Crest.

bisonaudit
12-02-2018, 03:36 AM
Top 5 team I think. Physical D

I’d go Top 10, but after the 1st four they get pretty bunched up so this is a defensible position, I think.

EC8CH
12-02-2018, 03:45 AM
Natural Gas Valve > Colgate

bisonfanette
12-02-2018, 04:43 AM
Na the toothpaste jokes are where it's at.

4 out of 5 dentists recommend not playing the Bison.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/51c2edba4ac5fdeb39aa79093bc8de20/tenor.gif?itemid=4267114

I am just laughing..... we may need a few signs...

Kujava23
12-02-2018, 04:47 AM
Best Line today, my cousin telling me has been hearing Bison football "fans" saying, "I don't want to go to Bison football games all they do is blow teams out!" My cousin says, "Go watch mens basketball team!"

Bison bison
12-02-2018, 04:57 AM
I squeeze from the middle. Deal with it.

Bison bison
12-02-2018, 05:01 AM
I brushed my teeth for this?

Green1
12-02-2018, 05:04 AM
Floss is underrated.

Bison bison
12-02-2018, 05:05 AM
My five-year-old doesn't brush her teeth!

Mr Meaty
12-02-2018, 11:31 AM
Why is it not called teethpaste? I have more than one tooth.

Da Bison
12-02-2018, 12:08 PM
Why is it not called teethpaste? I have more than one tooth.Because it was invented in Arkansas! [emoji3]

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DCinOK
12-02-2018, 12:41 PM
I offered this sign to Mike Houston but he didn't accept, so I rescinded the offer!

ALPHAGRIZ1
12-02-2018, 12:55 PM
Colgate: is leaving Fargo with a bad taste in their mouth

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DakotaOkie
12-02-2018, 05:29 PM
Colgate: what you spit after a Bison punch in the mouth

Tony Almeida
12-02-2018, 05:47 PM
JMU is a different team without Houston

bisonfanette
12-03-2018, 03:40 AM
LOL...or something like

"Beat JMU", but then have JMU crossed out and replaced with Colgate.

I do like this! Why do I want to have some mention of JMU? It just seems fitting...

1st&TennBison
12-03-2018, 10:03 AM
8 out of 10 Dentists recommend Crest.

Orrrrrrr. 9 out of 10 dentists surveyed pick NDSU over Colgate.
Thanks

MrSnuffleupagus
12-03-2018, 01:17 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Kq4aW3Y.jpg

SDbison
12-03-2018, 03:10 PM
Top 5 team I think. Physical D So they piled up stats in a weak conference. They might be good on defense, but great is debatable.

scottietohottie
12-03-2018, 03:14 PM
So they piled up stats in a weak conference. They might be good on defense, but great is debatable.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8

cbline
12-03-2018, 03:22 PM
So they piled up stats in a weak conference. They might be good on defense, but great is debatable.

^^^ Exactly ^^^ Need to put Colgate's numbers in context.

Mr Pep Band
12-03-2018, 04:31 PM
^^^ Exactly ^^^ Need to put Colgate's numbers in context.

Exactly, Colgate held JMU to 20 points, same as Delaware. And we THRASHED Delaware. But granted that was near the beginning of the year and a lot of football has been played since then. Yes, Colgate's defense is good, no doubt there. But their gaudy numbers are against lesser competition than the CAA or MVFC.... or even the Big Fluffy for that matter.

Context.

I would say Colgate's defense is comparable to Delaware's. But this is a very thin assessment and i have not dug into this much besides a quick glance. I anticipate a resounding thud of a +20 win margin on Saturday none the less. Colgate might...miiiight get 10 points against Code Green. We will wear them down and score a bunch in the second half.

BisManBison
12-03-2018, 04:35 PM
Exactly, Colgate held JMU to 20 points, same as Delaware. And we THRASHED Delaware. But granted that was near the beginning of the year and a lot of football has been played since then. Yes, Colgate's defense is good, no doubt there. But their gaudy numbers are against lesser competition than the CAA or MVFC.... or even the Big Fluffy for that matter.

Context.

I would say Colgate's defense is comparable to Delaware's. But this is a very thin assessment and i have not dug into this much besides a quick glance. I anticipate a resounding thud of a +20 win margin on Saturday none the less. Colgate might...miiiight get 10 points against Code Green. We will wear them down and score a bunch in the second half.

I have to believe Delaware holds JMU to a lot less than 20 if they had turned them over 6 times.

Bookem
12-03-2018, 05:46 PM
90's kids would get this. Colgate, not crescent fresh!
8661

MrSnuffleupagus
12-04-2018, 01:49 PM
"Worst JMU Jersey Color Scheme Ever."

HerdThat!
12-07-2018, 10:31 PM
about 16,000 of these "are you leaving Klieman??"

Bisonfanatical
12-08-2018, 12:02 PM
One of the best post-responses evvvvvvver!!!
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BisonHorns
12-08-2018, 12:10 PM
Hey Colgate, Don't ever let McFeeley on your campus. He'll curse your team.

8676
Mcfeelie is a tool.

MrSnuffleupagus
12-08-2018, 07:40 PM
Just an FYI if you're going to do Easton/Walter Payton signs...its Payton, not Peyton.

stevdock
12-08-2018, 09:49 PM
So they piled up stats in a weak conference. They might be good on defense, but great is debatable.

After today's showing I'm pretty sure we wouldn't give up a single point if we played in their conference unless we got bored. I'm not so sure we could give up a point against their entire schedule and yes I know they played Army ;)