I like this quote

[kchats]

“You’ve heard me say this: You lose more games you should have won than win games you should have lost,” Vermeil said. “That’s just how it is. I realized that more when I became a broadcaster and was looking down on two football teams. I watched a team lose that had no business losing. As you go through the years, we as coaches don’t talk too much about that, because it looks like we’re making excuses.”

I think this happens even more in division I college football both I-AA and I-A since there are far fewer layup games than the lower divisions have.

[bisonaudit]

How about this quote:

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."