Tomorrow's Headlines Today

[grizlandbisonfan]

We're about 24 hours to kickoff. When the game is all said and done, what will the headlines read?

In the Argus Leader:
Back to Reality, Rabbits Choke at Home

In the Fargo Forum:

The Thunder Rolls as the Rabbits get Jacked

and

3000 Empty Seats Create More Noise Than Dykhouse Home Crowd

In the Grand Forks Herald:
Helmet Car Put Into Winter Storage as Region Sees First Snowfall

[StL Bison Fan]

How about: Larsen Co announces plans to relocate to Fargo

[DoubleDees]

Stigelmeier to officially retire Pooh tie

[Christopher Moen]

McFeely’s headline: Lack of Yellow and Green in Brookings proves decrease in Bison fan support.


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[LikeMothers]

Forum: Fargo body shops seeing record business due to vandalism.

[ndsubison1]

The Marker stays down South

[Mr Meaty]

Roadwarrior's streak broken due to food poisoning at BWW in Watertown.

[Milkman]

The Marker stays down South

Can someone Izzy-fy this one? I feel like it has potential.

[BisonNation11]

Can someone Izzy-fy this one? I feel like it has potential.

The Marker (my porno name back in the late 70's for my ability to perfectly place a mushroom stamp wherever I desired with precision unseen before), in a twist from the norm, keeps his stamp below belt, Stigelmeier-style

[StL Bison Fan]

The Marker (my porno name back in the late 70's for my ability to perfectly place a mushroom stamp wherever I desired with precision unseen before), in a twist from the norm, keeps his stamp below belt, Stigelmeier-style
Either this :facepalm: or this :rofl: I'm torn

[yopaulie]

The Marker (my porno name back in the late 70's for my ability to perfectly place a mushroom stamp wherever I desired with precision unseen before), in a twist from the norm, keeps his stamp below belt, Stigelmeier-style

At least your porno name wasn't The Nickel.

[NDSUSR]

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[BisonNation11]

Either this :facepalm: or this :rofl: I'm torn


At least your porno name wasn't The Nickel.

I'm taking full credit for the idea of the headline, but in no way is this a real representation of myself. I did my best Izzy impression and I personally think he'd be proud.

[Milkman]

The Marker stays down SouthOk so I've had some time to think about it and (closes eyes and channels Izzy (twss)) here goes:

As far nicknames for your manhood go, Dakota Marker is a pretty good one. Sorry to hear yours is staying "down" though. They make pills for that ya know.

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[BisonCardinal]

Roadwarrior's streak broken due to food poisoning at BWW in Watertown.

Why do I think it would take more than a lil o' case of food poisoning to keep roadwarrior away? Suggestion for a Sticky thread title - What would it take for roadwarrior to miss a Bison game?

[Bison 4 Life]

Why do I think it would take more than a lil o' case of food poisoning to keep roadwarrior away? Suggestion for a Sticky thread title - What would it take for roadwarrior to miss a Bison game?

Crisis averted. He tweeted from the parking lot.

[EC8CH]

Crisis averted. He tweeted from the parking lot.

What's his tweeter handle?

[bri-dog]

What's his tweeter handle?

Just search ndsuroadwarrior...

[TNbison]

Jacks Thumped