All-Cinema Football Team that could beat NDSU's 2017 team

[tony]

Step right up folks! This thread was specifically designed to lighten your mood, alleviate your boredom, cure you of biliousness, distract you from the drought, and it's COMPLETELY FREE.

Without further ado:

DB - Dr. Death from THE BEST OF TIMES


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha2WYwm9KfA

[tony]

P/K: Gus


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts6ZrUitpSI

[Bison Loaf]

Assistant Coach and Recruiting Coordinator: Farmer Fran from Waterboy



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcvou0SAxZI

[Bison 4 Life]

Robert Boucher, Jr. LB


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSulFZ7XJ1U

[BisonTeacher]

In memoriam of my favorite actor of all time Robin Williams. Jack Dundee

Dang you tony!!!! I didnt see you used that one already with Dr Death.

How about Forrest Gump?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WPkwQbUWpU

[Bison Loaf]

Strength and Conditioning Coach: Douglas Neidermeyer from Animal House. ...................(It's especially nice that they even used SDSU's football facilities in the background) :biggrin:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dy2fo6E_pI

[El_Chapo]

P/K: Gus


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts6ZrUitpSI

PSH..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyJIq_BNPME

[Professor Chaos]

Does it have to be cinema or can it be TV also? If so then I'd add TE Hingle McCringleberry and RB (maybe???) L'Carpetron Dookmarriot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

[scottietohottie]

How could you not have Lucy Draper as the kicker?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyJIq_BNPME

Georgia southern could have used her a couple years back

[scottietohottie]

Ogre.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZVdR19E5mU

[runtheoption]

Jefferson from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High at hybrid DT/Linebacker.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYV5f0Aqo4w

[Bisonator98]

Clifford Franklin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozGNfNsnX6g

[Bisonator98]

Mr Shockner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84VVZEw9vBs

[tony]

Does it have to be cinema or can it be TV also? If so then I'd add TE Hingle McCringleberry and RB (maybe???) L'Carpetron Dookmarriot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

After meeting with the ACFTTCBdaMMXVIIBAGSSC (All-Cinema Football Team That Could Beat the 2017 Bison Any Given Saturday Selection Committee) Rules Sub-Committee, it was decided that to make it realistically competitive, we'd have to include TV show football players.

[MNLonghorn10]

The terminator at inside linebacker

http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/dont-talk-about-my-momma.gif?w=650

[Bisonator98]

Becky "The Icebox"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZA-Yo_N3ns

[Bison Loaf]

after meeting with the acfttcbdammxviibagssc (all-cinema football team that could beat the 2017 bison any given saturday selection committee) rules sub-committee, it was decided that to make it realistically competitive, we'd have to include tv show football players.

In other words........ you've consulted "the powers that be". :facepalm:

Way to kill a nice concept, jackwad!

[BisonTeacher]

https://i0.wp.com/spleaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/CsccT3_WIAE6Q_I.jpg

[Mr Meaty]

I could not get the clip to move over. I was trying a Charlie Brown and Lucy pulling the football out on him. Techy guys see if you can help me out with this. THank you

[Christopher Moen]

I could not get the clip to move over. I was trying a Charlie Brown and Lucy pulling the football out on him. Techy guys see if you can help me out with this. THank you

https://media.tenor.com/images/386c66798995c5bc844b2830cc170ee2/tenor.gif

[Christopher Moen]

Most importantly, the "cheerleaders" from The Replacements.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHfhTg_-V_o

[scottietohottie]

Let's be realistic here. I don't think the avengers could beat the 2017 Bison football team.

[Christopher Moen]

Paul Crewe from The Longest Yard as QB. He has pinpoint accuracy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWAQ8rTBLUk

[Professor Chaos]

At wide receiver....

https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/whip-cream-varsity-blues.jpg

[Christopher Moen]

Steve Lattimer from The Program at DE.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OeUaPJrLDw

[Milkman]

Although it would be much harder to kidnap Thundar and Corso.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWcO34_PLWQ

[Rock]

Defensive Coordinator Jim Brown any given Sunday

https://youtu.be/NTTiOsU3dv4



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[scottietohottie]

At QB Uncle Rico.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL-VX3WbA9U

[CAS4127]

Water boy Adam S. = Travis Beck!


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[IzzyFlexion]

https://media.tenor.com/images/386c66798995c5bc844b2830cc170ee2/tenor.gif


The little whore finally got hers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZkJAx8FycI

[DM05]

Steve Lattimer from The Program at DE.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OeUaPJrLDw

Also from the Program:
Alvin Mack, MLB (pre-career ending injury, against Iowa if I remember right)
Joe Cain, QB (pre-rehab)
Darnell Jefferson, RB/PR (Halle Berry could indubitably be recruiting coordinator)
Bud Kaminski, RT (so they can run doggies into the endzone, and the trail runs right over our ass)

[TNbison]

http://youtu.be/WO4tIrjBDkk
Tony D'Amato - Any Given Sunday

[Tony Almeida]

This isn't cinema but I thought Al Bundy and Polk High deserved a mention, and since I have zero tech skills, maybe someone else could work their magic for me...looking at you Mr. Moen, C-Moe.

[Christopher Moen]

This isn't cinema but I thought Al Bundy and Polk High deserved a mention, and since I have zero tech skills, maybe someone else could work their magic for me...looking at you Mr. Moen, C-Moe.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/06/2b/cc/062bcca4c4e26e27dc3c420f60a7f936--al-bundy-fun-stuff.jpg


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[IzzyFlexion]

This isn't cinema but I thought Al Bundy and Polk High deserved a mention, and since I have zero tech skills, maybe someone else could work their magic for me...looking at you Mr. Moen, C-Moe.

Al took quite a beating* on the gridiron. As a result, he spent most of his time in the hot tub.
......*twss


-nobody black x's the jungle cat!

https://i.giphy.com/media/AyjZASYjUKogg/giphy.gif

[BadlandsBison]

Terry Tate office linebacker.

[Tony Almeida]

Al took quite a beating* on the gridiron. As a result, he spent most of his time in the hot tub.
......*twss


http://k08.kn3.net/E1E2F91E0.gifWhat about the First Ladies of Jacqueline Onassis High in their pink uniforms?

[SUBISON247]

7786 Bill "The Billdozer" Dauterive

[Rock]

https://youtu.be/z70aFTZCv0U


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