Server going down

[tony]

Just read this message:

pair Networks will be conducting emergency maintenance on your
server today, Wednesday, November 5th. The operating system on
your server requires an emergency security patch. Updating the
server's operating system will require a server restart. The
security patch application and server restart will take place after
1:00 PM EDT. Total server downtime should be less than 10 minutes.

Er, wait, so maybe it's gone down and come back up already?

[bisonpride4ever]

I thought something was up a little while ago. Maybe that was it.


Sent using both a Speak-n-Spell and an Etch-a-Sketch

[TransAmBison]

I figured there was a disturbance in the force. I guessed Lakes imagined going back down to DII, SD imagined drinking juice at tailgates, Izzy thought about just going to the library on a Friday night, RTO wondered what it would be like to wear the pants in the family, or something like that and it disrupted the fabric that holds this forum together. Luckily all those things would be nothing more than a passing thought...

[The_Sicatoka]

OK, OK, ... tony, you don't have to run with that cover story ... I'll come clean here and now.

Folks, truth is tony's "lads" guard the Bisonville server impeccably; however, I got word of them being out on strike for better benefits.
While they were out on the picket line I broke in and dropped power to the server. :hide:

tony quickly realized what I'd done and restored power; however, the lads are still out on the picket line:
http://magnum-mania.com/images/5_14_d_full.jpg

[imabison]

I figured there was a disturbance in the force. I guessed Lakes imagined going back down to DII, SD imagined drinking juice at tailgates, Izzy thought about just going to the library on a Friday night, RTO wondered what it would be like to wear the pants in the family, or something like that and it disrupted the fabric that holds this forum together. Luckily all those things would be nothing more than a passing thought...

Or all the users accounts were transferred to XND sports site...

[Tatanka]

Or all the users accounts were transferred to XND sports site...


I would have also accepted "given degrees at un-"

[BisonTeacher]

If Server = Waitress, We just lost Izzy.

[NDSU1980]

I'm sure that idiot SiouxVolley will claim you were shut down for being anti un_

[Answer Guy]

I had a server go down once.


I think it was at Hooter's.

[BisonTeacher]

I had a server go down once.


I think it was at Hooter's.

Thats a funny joke. Wish i would have thought of it.


:biggrin: