The " Bison Effect "

[1st&TennBison]

Got this idea from the thread " we made them quit" and wanted to have some fun with it. Feel free to add your ideas or ideas you have heard of, but insert NDSU/BISON/or whatever into the name.

NDSU football coaches are so smart they can count to infinity twice.
NDSU football players are so tough they need a monkey wrench and a blow torch to masturbate.
Coach K. can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Brian Schaetz can throw Brett Favre even further.
Death once had a near-Bison experience.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Bison defense allows to live.
A bulletproof vest wears Joe Haeg for protection.
The Bison defensive unit once went to mars. Thats why there are no signs of life any more.
Colten Heagle makes onions cry.
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Joe Mays. When Joe gets mad, run.
Once a cobra bit Christian Dudzik' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for John Crockett.
Brock Jensen is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Grant Olson/Charlie Stock tears cure cancer. Too bad they have never cried.
The Bison calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools the Bison.

[870XPRS]

A bulletproof vest wears Joe Haeg for protection.


I had not heard this one before, that made me laugh pretty good. :irslow:

There is no chin behind Bonnet's beard, only another fist.
Travis Beck can slam a revolving door.

[BadlandsGrizFan]

I just took a WENTZ and wiped my BISON........am I doing it right?

[1st&TennBison]

I had not heard this one before, that made me laugh pretty good. :irslow:

There is no chin behind Bonnet's beard, only another fist.
Travis Beck can slam a revolving door.

I like that one a lot.

[Green1]

I just took a WENTZ and wiped my BISON........am I doing it right?



You don't happen to be an underage wrestler with a.... ahhhhh....ummmmmm... "special" girlfriend by chance?

[Elvis was a Bison]

After Kyle Emanuel sacks the quarterback, he goes into the stands looking for his mother.

[Green1]

Colten Heagle literally knocks TE's into LAST week just so he can do it again.

[Bison 4 Life]

After Carson Wentz shits the bed, he blames it on a concussion.


Oops, that's the "Grizzly Effect".

[TbonZach]

New York is the city that never sleeps - unless Grant Olson tells it to.

[1st&TennBison]

There is a book that lists all of NDSU's records, it's called the Guiness Book of World Records.

[DCinOK]

The Bison don't believe in Bigfoot, but Bigfoot does believe in the Bison.

[BisonFan02]

Colten Heagle doesn't sleep....he waits.