Week 1 FCS Thread

[NDSUstudent]

Georgia State and Abilene Christian are on ESPNU right now.

ABU is up 3-0

[tjbison]

Which team is FBS.....I can't tell...

[NDSUstudent]

Not sure if Ga State could beat Indiana State.

[tjbison]

Not sure if Ga State could beat Indiana State.


Was just going to say Trent Miles can't even beat a fcs with a FBS team

[tjbison]

ABC goes up 23 to 21 over GSU


Wow, Sun Belt better be proud

[tjbison]

Lol, first fcs upset coming?

30-21 Abilene up

Wow

[NorthernBison]

Some really stupid players. That idiot from ACU who took his helmet off should be run until he pukes in practice. What a moron.

[NDSUstudent]

Yep things are looking good for Abilene!

[aces1180]

Mankato or SCSU would whip GSU...Good lord.

[tjbison]

Interception, GSU in meltdown mode

Sure hope Apps and SOUTHERN have fun in the shit belt

[marenlee]

ACU quarterback starting to look impressive.

[Hammersmith]

Yep things are looking good for Abilene!

You had to go and say that, didn't you?

ACU player basically carried off field with likely knee injury.
Check that - ankle injury.

[Hammersmith]

And, wow. Just wow.

https://twitter.com/DanWolken/status/504768204192096256/photo/1

[NDSUstudent]

You had to go and say that, didn't you?

ACU player basically carried off field with likely knee injury.
Check that - ankle injury.

Yep...now GA State goes in for a TD.

[NDSUstudent]

Now Abilene answers with a TD...they are up by 9.

[tjbison]

Lol, wonder what's going thru Miles head

[MNLonghorn10]

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[StL Bison Fan]

And, wow. Just wow.

https://twitter.com/DanWolken/status/504768204192096256/photo/1

That is sad. Where are these high schools located?

[NDSUstudent]

More fail from Ga State....holding penatly takes away a long TD pass.

[MNLonghorn10]

at least theyre making it interesting in the final minutes.


oh how i missed college football!!

[bisonpride4ever]

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Nice hat, broseph.


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[StL Bison Fan]

at least theyre making it interesting in the final minutes.


oh how i missed college football!!

7 seconds. Down 2. Field goal range. Interesting

GA state. Got it snapping a 16 game loosing streak

[MNLonghorn10]

GSU kicker guy tried like hell to miss that

[marenlee]

I love all the graphics they showed at the end just showing how pathetic their program is. Last home win was in November 2011. Hah!

[JSUBison]

Missouri State is trailing NW State of the Southland Conference 24-7 late 1st half. Some things never change.

[NDSUstudent]

Just saw that Chatty is up 16-0 on Central Michigan....Will they manage not to choke?

[onbison09]

Missouri State is trailing NW State of the Southland Conference 24-7 late 1st half. Some things never change.
Thought they were a trendy dark horse this year http://cdn.funnyisms.com/07cb2069-7fc2-42d2-bc40-d8b13f2388c0.jpg

[marenlee]

Chatanooga can't tackle shit.

[NDSUstudent]

TD Mo State...they are losing 27-21 to NWST State.

[El_Chapo]

wow fcs sucks. these teams are embarrassing.

Robert morris getting routed by Eastern Kentucky of the OVC?

[NDSUstudent]

MSU 28
NWST State 27 late 4th quarter

[Tatanka]

let the LOLs begin on ESPN3

[heckler]

Notre Dame is gonna whip San Jose.... oh wait...

[aces1180]

let the LOLs begin on ESPN3

The color commentator said, "Bubba Schweigert thinks UN_ should be the flagship football program in North Dakota."

Lulz

[NDSUstudent]

let the LOLs begin on ESPN3

link for those who don't have ESPN3 so they can enjoy the LOLs....

http://www.wiz1.net/extra7

[BadlandsBison]

Notre Dame is gonna whip San Jose.... oh wait...

I like how Notre Dame went back to the green jerseys

[NDSUstudent]

LOL at the flagship!!!

[aces1180]

Nice call on 4th and 1, lol...Fail!!!

[bisonpride4ever]

You almost wonder if bubbles paid these announcers to call un_ the flagship? More like the flagshit


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[BadlandsBison]

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[NDSUstudent]

Missouri State 34
Northwestern State 27 FINAL

[heckler]

The color commentator said, "Bubba Schweigert thinks UN_ should be the flagship football program in North Dakota."

Lulz
LMFAO. That whole coaching staff/fanbase is borderline Special Education.

[NDSUstudent]

SJSU 7
Flagship 0

[Tatanka]

The color commentator said, "Bubba Schweigert thinks UN_ should be the flagship football program in North Dakota."

Lulz

:rofl::rofl:

[bisonpride4ever]

UNnoD....the tradition continues!!!


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[aces1180]

SJSU 7
Flagship 0

SJSU QB throws in to double coverage...UN_ DBs crash into each other...TD.

LOLZ

[Bison bison]

I don't think the Schweigert era is going to last very long.

[Tatanka]

un_ d-backs doing ballet. Son nearly wetting himself laughing as daughter singing "I believe I can fly".

[aces1180]

UNnoD....the tradition continues!!!


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Whatever...Eric Schmidt, the dude who grew up a block away from me, is the D Coordinator...2014 FCS Champs!

[Tatanka]

I don't think the Schweigert era is going to last very long.

Hey now, to be fair, Muss's team would have let them score a lot sooner than this.

[aces1180]

I love the fact that I can cheer for a great NDSU team and laugh at a piss-poor UN_ team over the past few year.

These are the glory days!

It just doesn't get any better than this!

[heckler]

I don't think the Schweigert era is going to last very long.

Should of hired the #chuckthepigskin guy. If you are going to be bad at least be able to laugh at yourself.

[Tatanka]

Is un_ wearing diapers?





Should they be?

[aces1180]

UN_ players look tiny....And the big guys look pudgy.

#blessed

[bisonpride4ever]

#2 for UN_ is ridiculously small.


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[tcbison]

They said the flagship school has an enrollment of 16,000. Yeah right.


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[aces1180]

How long until the FireBubba thread pops up on SS.com?

PS - I see they still don't know how to tackle at UN_.

Lulz

[Bison bison]

Son just saw the UND box score and laughed.

[bisonpride4ever]

UN_ players look tiny....And the big guys look pudgy.

#blessed

#buttwillratelle


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[Tatanka]

un_'s _efense has improved somewhat. It's not like a hot knife through melted butter this year. It's like a hot knife through warm butter.

[heckler]

ACU would have beat un_ ... bad...

[bisonpride4ever]

Are they even considered butter? I say they are more like a warm knife through Country Crock


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[aces1180]

Lmfao!!!!!

[NDSUstudent]

SJSU 14
SS Minnow 0

[heckler]

Are they even considered butter? I say they are more like a warm knife through Country Crock


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They look they ate a tub of crock. Thank God for our strength & conditioning coach.

[aces1180]

SJSU QB could have literally walked into the end zone.

[Tatanka]

QB keeper untouched, unchallenged. Wow, just wow.

[BisoninNWMN]

70-0.....that would be awesome...:rofl:

[bisonpride4ever]

HYB already calling for 5 new lineman and seem absolutely stunned by what's happening.


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[aces1180]

HYB already calling for 5 new lineman and seem absolutely stunned but what's happening.


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gfhockey is funny

[heckler]

This is pathetic. Annex GF to Canada.

[heckler]

The whole team is fat and out of shape. They are sucking more wind than a Dyson in a wind tunnel
.

[Tatanka]

un_ worked harder dancing around for that late hit flag than they have the whole rest of the game.

[aces1180]

So the RB for UN_ is a former SJSU player...

LOLZ

[56BISON73]

The whole team is fat and out of shape. They are sucking more wind than a Dyson in a wind tunnel
.

:rofl::rofl:

[El_Chapo]

Meanwhile on Fox Sports 1 Rutgers/Wazzu game... NDSU has been mentioned 2 times during the promo's "NDSU who beat defending big 12 champ Kansas state takes on iowa state Saturday"

[NDSUstudent]

Lolololololololololol

[Tatanka]

INT LOLberg

[NDSU1980]

Yep, Mollberg sure reminds me of someone else we once knew.

[aces1180]

Molberg with the INT inside the Red Zone...Ouch.

[Hammersmith]

Had no idea this game was on. I guess I can get by with a bit less sleep tonight in order for some laughs.

[HerdBot]

Molberg with the INT inside the Red Zone...Ouch.

SS is already calling for Bartels and Darrell called Molberg stupid. Way to support your QB. Wow its the first game

[aces1180]

SS is already calling for Bartels and Darrell called Molberg stupid. Way to support your QB. Wow its the first game

That thread is full of win.

#blessed

[NDSUstudent]

SS is already calling for Bartels and Darrell called Molberg stupid. Way to support your QB. Wow its the first game

I can't blame them. Lolberg is trash.

[Tatanka]

SJSU is absolutely nothing special here either.

[bisonpride4ever]

I suggest watching the rest of this game with mute on and this song playing.

http://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ


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[NDSUstudent]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/lol/lolololol.gif

[Tatanka]

I suggest watching the rest of this game with mute on and this song playing.

http://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ


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This works amazingly well.

[NDSUstudent]

SJSU 21
Flagship of Shitty Defense 0

[Bison bison]

I think I understand why they took thetwo game deal.

[aces1180]

Moral victory if SJSU punts tonight.

21-0 SJSU

[Tatanka]

Lololololololololololololol

[bisonpride4ever]

Is this what a worm turning looks like?


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[BisoninNWMN]

I'm loving this!!!

:rofl:

[NDSU1980]

The only reason SJSU doesn't get to 70 is that they are pounding it out on the ground. I can't wait until UN_ runs into a Fluffy offense that airs the ball out on every play. What freaking joke.

[Tatanka]

Sooner or later SJSUs offense is going to get tired of scoring.

[bisonpride4ever]

I swear their front 7 all have cankles


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[onbison09]

Brian Shawn ‏@BShawn17 (https://twitter.com/BShawn17) 47s (https://twitter.com/BShawn17/status/505187766540726273)
#UND (https://twitter.com/hashtag/UND?src=hash) is young and still a ways away, but you can already tell they play a lot harder than recent years, especially on defense.

[El_Chapo]

bet #48485 San Jose State -24 $1000 to win $909.10 8/28 10pm Pac

Who would like Bison Bombs on El Chapo tomorrow night?

[heckler]

I'm pissed we have to play this team next year. Shouldn't even call themselves FCS.

[BisoninNWMN]

I swear their front 7 all have cankles


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:rofl::rofl:

Their O-line is not good.

[NDSUstudent]

So will Pat Hill believe anything Bubbles tells him?

[aces1180]

Did UN_ pay Pat Hill to pimp the school or what? I assume they are sponsoring the halftime show too?

[56BISON73]

Pounding the rock only works if you can actually pound the rock. Best line at SS

[bisonpride4ever]

"The refs will give him forward progress, but it's still a loss of 2."

#BubbaBall

[aces1180]

Congrats on scoring 3, UN_!

Moral victory.

#blessed

[Tatanka]

Knucklepuck good for 3 points. 21-3 SJSU

[Tatanka]

you can tell they're catering to the hockey crowd up in el Forko.

Same "Buzzed Driving is Drunk Driving" commercial 5 times in a row, four different commercial breaks.

[Hammersmith]

The only group on the field that's going to be able to stop a SJSU drive will be the refs(halftime).

[heckler]

They are the Idaho U of North Dakota.

[Tatanka]

Did UN_ pay Pat Hill to pimp the school or what? I assume they are sponsoring the halftime show too?

Funny part is not Pat Hill saying it, it's that they actually believe that stuff up in grand forks.

[heckler]

you can tell they're catering to the hockey crowd up in el Forko.

Same "Buzzed Driving is Drunk Driving" commercial 5 times in a row, four different commercial breaks.

If I had to cheer for that team I would never be sobber.

[Tatanka]

50 yard throw into triple coverage. Catch. First Down.

#BubbaBall

[Bison bison]

Its almost not funny.

[onbison09]

A stop!!!!

[Hammersmith]

Crap, spoke too soon. That one's on me.

[heckler]

Thought #bubbaball was suppose to include defense?

[Tatanka]

un_ dancing on the sidelines. SJSU missed field goal. #moralvictory

[bisonpride4ever]

He's Cut!!!!

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[BisoninNWMN]

un_ dancing on the sidelines. SJSU missed field goal. #moralvictory


Didn't Mussman say they went toe-to-toe in a 45-0 loss or something like that??

[El_Chapo]

dumb Kansas State fans on twitter thinking NDSU is playing San Jose State. ive never seen more stupid people in my life. wow.

[Tatanka]

Didn't Mussman say they went toe-to-toe in a 45-0 loss or something like that??

Indeed he did. That was the origin of the "toe-to-toe" legend. I think it was against the FBS powerhouse of the University of Idaho.

[KilldeerBison]

Oh Bubbles where art though? UN___ tradition continues.

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[Leonardite]

We would have killed San Jose State by multiple touchdowns....

...while we were still in the transition.

[El_Chapo]

When Kansas State and other FBS team's fanbases mistake NDSU for this abortion on the field known as und................that's WHY WE SHOULD MOVE TO FBS and DISTANCE OURSELVES FROM THIS DUMPSTER FIRE.
WHY THE HECK ARE WE PLAYING THEM! argh.

[KC Bison]

Utah 56
Idaho St 14
Arizona 17 1st qtr
Weber St 0
Big Sky looking great.





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[unbison]

When Kansas State and other FBS team's fanbases mistake NDSU for this abortion on the field known as und................that's WHY WE SHOULD MOVE TO FBS and DISTANCE OURSELVES FROM THIS DUMPSTER FIRE.
WHY THE HECK ARE WE PLAYING THEM! argh.
Boo hoo El chimpo

[Tatanka]

Utah 56
Idaho St 14
Arizona 17 1st qtr
Weber St 0
Big Sky looking great.





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Big Fluffy is big and fluffy.

[heckler]

When Kansas State and other FBS team's fanbases mistake NDSU for this abortion on the field known as und................that's WHY WE SHOULD MOVE TO FBS and DISTANCE OURSELVES FROM THIS DUMPSTER FIRE.
WHY THE HECK ARE WE PLAYING THEM! argh.

Just tell them how much you like watching Self coach KSU.

[Hammersmith]

Mo St pulled it out, 34-27 over NW St.

[KilldeerBison]

#bubblestakethewheel. To the promised land!

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[Leonardite]

Big Fluffy is big and fluffy.

Quoted for posterity.

[bisonpride4ever]

#HighwayToTheBubbaZone


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[Tatanka]

SJSU is getting an average of 6 yards on the ground and 10 yards in the air on first down. :eek:

#moralvictorysecured

EDIT: Not a burned timeout. replay confirmation timeout

[BadlandsBison]

Does Bubba have a toe to toe bonus in his contract or no

[Tatanka]

TD SJSU.

SJSU 28
Douche Canoe 3

Did I hear right, SJSU's starting running back is out? These guys are the backups? LOL

[Tatanka]

Does Bubba have a toe to toe bonus in his contract or no

No, but he gets to reach in Faison's pocket for a crisp $100 bill every time he says "flagship".

[tcbison]

The commercial they keep playing is from Jimmy V's tremendous speech at the ESPYs years ago. One thing he mentioned was to laugh every day. Whioux football helps me accomplish that.

[KilldeerBison]

Let's go #Bubblestakethewheel

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[perthbison]

Oh Bubbles where art though? UN___ tradition continues.

Sent from my SCH-I535 using TapatalkIf thats what Bubba means by flagship, I can do without

[Tatanka]

These announcers seem genuinely surprised that un_ keeps playing this game. What else are they going to do? Quit and go eat at the Olive Garden?

[KilldeerBison]

If thats what Bubba means by flagship, I can do without

Looks like the propeller fell of the SS Bubbles.

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[1998braves64]

When Kansas State and other FBS team's fanbases mistake NDSU for this abortion on the field known as und................that's WHY WE SHOULD MOVE TO FBS and DISTANCE OURSELVES FROM THIS DUMPSTER FIRE.
WHY THE HECK ARE WE PLAYING THEM! argh.


Even better if they thought that they lost to UN_ that means K State really sucked last year.

[taper]

A punt! We might have to give UN_ its letter back.

[NDSUstudent]

SJSU 35
Flagship of Irrelevancy 3

[1998braves64]

These announcers seem genuinely surprised that un_ keeps playing this game. What else are they going to do? Quit and go eat at the Olive Garden?


I hear the breadsticks are fabulous there, so might be a good idea if they did.

[Tatanka]

Punt Return TD SJSU, plus a late hit on the flagshit.

35-3 SJSU

[Tatanka]

A punt! We might have to give UN_ its letter back.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[El_Chapo]

bet #48485 San Jose State -24 $1000 to win $909.10 8/28 10pm Pac

Who would like Bison Bombs on El Chapo tomorrow night?


Can I goto bed now? this is covered right?

[bisonpride4ever]

Christ and SJSU goes from playing these donkeys to playing Auburn. Yikes


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[onbison09]

"Don't look at the scoreboard."- Pretty much sums up UN_ athletics

[MNLonghorn10]

SJSU 35
Flagship of Irrelevancy 3

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[HoopsBison]

Can I goto bed now? this is covered right?
Well done chaps, pump it up this weekend!

[KilldeerBison]

SS Bubbles sinking as we speak.

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[bisonpride4ever]

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[Tatanka]

I really like the adjustments Bubbles and his staff made at halftime.

[Tatanka]

So, I'm confused. Is Buzzed Driving drunk driving?

[bisonpride4ever]

Now they are talking about UN_ filling their stadium. Trololololololololooloolooololol


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[KilldeerBison]

Can't believe the Pioux faithful demand to float the SS Bubbles to Fargo next year. OMG.

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[NDSUstudent]

SJSU 42
SS Cupcake 3

[Tatanka]

http://i.imgur.com/Fwbl3.gif

I think you can tell what the talking points are going to be for the un_ lapdogs. These ESPN announcers are pretty much reading from the script... you can really tell how important the game vs NDSU is to un_. It's the biggest thing they can say about their program.

Oh, and 42-3.

[HoopsBison]

I knew UN_ was dogshit but somehow they are worse then what I thought and I love it.

[Tatanka]

Now they are talking about UN_ filling their stadium. Trololololololololooloolooololol


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To be fair, they never said they'd be filling it with people.

[bisonpride4ever]

UN_ has 70yds passing. 51 of them on one play


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[NDSUstudent]

Some dynamite analysis there...things might be different for SJSU against Auburn's defense next week.

[HoopsBison]

Can't believe un_ didn't fire Mussman...

[Tatanka]

Some dynamite analysis there...things might be different for SJSU against Auburn's defense next week.

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[NDSUstudent]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/08/Jack-Nicholson-lol.gif

[Tatanka]

FUMBLE LOLberg. SJSU's second string with the turnover.

[bisonpride4ever]

Bwhahahahahaha


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[KilldeerBison]

SS Bubbles has officially been scuttled.

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[Tatanka]

video game numbers for SJSU

Jurich 22/25 250 yds 3 TD

[ndsubison1]

I can't blame them. Lolberg is trash.

UND is clearly taking over the FCS world

[bisonpride4ever]

On a side note, this is the first time I've used ESPN3 on my Roku. Very very nice!


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[Tatanka]

Garbage time TD un_

[natstar1]

run the kick back, pull a montana and go for 2

[Tatanka]

now they're pimping the big fluffy LOL

[HoopsBison]

UN_ gets a touchdown, cue the moral victory tune!

[MN_BISON]

Well if nothing else, it looks like Gilligan got himself a new cap......so that's an improvement.

[StL Bison Fan]

I had to listen to this nonsense on the radio in the car.
Bubba WANTS to be the flagship tells me he knows it's not. Thanks for confirming that Gilligan.
He worked the same magic at SIU. Congrats.

[Wally]

Garbage time TD un_


I'm willing to bet that garbage TD will be highlighted in their season in review dvd.

"This is a team that never gave up in 2014. They fought and fought until the bitter end. No better example of this never say die attitude than the season opener vs SJSU"
--Narrator

[Tatanka]

I'm willing to bet that garbage TD will be highlighted in their season in review dvd.

"This is a team that never gave up in 2014. They fought and fought until the bitter end. No better example of this never say die attitude than the season opener vs SJSU"
--Narrator


Bank on it.

[bisonpride4ever]

Geaux Suckx already said a Muss led team wouldn't have scored that TD #BubbaBall


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[MNLonghorn10]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qEsTXVj57M

[Tatanka]

I think SJSU just scored again.
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[Wally]

I think SJSU just scored again.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiFAQjg8a4o