Cap'n Cat Coming Up For the Game.....

[Capn_Cat]

....meeting Hippy Stick and WYOBISONMAN, who are driving in together.

Unabashedly soliciting for tailgate invites. Will bring beer and food.

:)

[MNLonghorn10]

Son of a Bitch.

[Capn_Cat]

Son of a Bitch.


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SDbison]

Cap'n, stop by for jagbombs at the horny bison tailgate........be prepared to explain your lack of appearances on bisonville. Are Wyo and hippy really coming to Fargo for this game?

[TAILG8R]

....meeting Hippy Stick and WYOBISONMAN, who are driving in together.

Unabashedly soliciting for tailgate invites. Will bring beer and food.

:)

For as much trolling as Capn_Cat has done on this bored I will believe it when I see it!

[runtheoption]

Unabashedly soliciting for tailgate invites. Will bring beer and food.

:) You probably want to hang out with us. All the other set-ups either have crappy food, crappy music, crappy booze or crappy people. We excel in all those areas. We will welcome all UNI fans to our spot, as long as they do not, even 1 time, speak to us or attempt to look us in the eyes. If that happens, then the ass-kickings will commence.

[BadlandsBison]

You mean driving down from grand forks i thought ;)

[SDbison]

You probably want to hang out with us. All the other set-ups either have crappy food, crappy music, crappy booze or crappy people. We excel in all those areas. We will welcome all UNI fans to our spot, as long as they do not, even 1 time, speak to us or attempt to look us in the eyes. If that happens, then the ass-kickings will commence. You mean to say you excel in crappy! :biggrin:

[CAS4127]

You probably want to hang out with us. All the other set-ups either have crappy food, crappy music, crappy booze or crappy people. We excel in all those areas. We will welcome all UNI fans to our spot, as long as they do not, even 1 time, speak to us or attempt to look us in the eyes. If that happens, then the ass-kickings will commence.

Literal translation: Your group excels at crappy food, music, booze and people!! Yep, sounds like the a place I would like to tailgate at!!

[runtheoption]

You mean to say you excel in crappy! :biggrin:


Literal translation: Your group excels at crappy food, music, booze and people!! Yep, sounds like the a place I would like to tailgate at!! Let the beatings commence. Don't wear your bedazzled jeans though, I don't want you to scratch them up when I knock you on your ass and steal your rings. SD, you get a pass this time, as long as you keep feeding me the occasional Jag Bomb. I am an INTERNET TOUGH GUY!

[TransAmBison]

Let the beatings commence. Don't wear your bedazzled jeans though, I don't want you to scratch them up when I knock you on your ass and steal your rings. SD, you get a pass this time, as long as you keep feeding me the occasional Jag Bomb. I am an INTERNET TOUGH GUY!
Is that why you send your wife to do your dirty work?

[CAS4127]

Let the beatings commence. Don't wear your bedazzled jeans though, I don't want you to scratch them up when I knock you on your ass and steal your rings. SD, you get a pass this time, as long as you keep feeding me the occasional Jag Bomb. I am an INTERNET TOUGH GUY!

Really, really sad is that you sneak down to our tailgate, double check to make sure the wifey isn't following or within sight, and then quickly and surreptitiously slam the jbomb, and again double check to confirm wifey didn't see you do it. PA-THE-TIC!! Does she really think you get that goofey from drinking a few beers?! Wait, she is married to you-->never mind!!

[SDbison]

Let the beatings commence. Don't wear your bedazzled jeans though, I don't want you to scratch them up when I knock you on your ass and steal your rings. SD, you get a pass this time, as long as you keep feeding me the occasional Jag Bomb. I am an INTERNET TOUGH GUY!
We will give you a pass because your wife loves us.

[SDbison]

Back on topic..........Is the cap'n really coming to Fargo, or is he just in the area looking for work again? With as much B.S. that guy spews I have to believe there are used car dealerships all over the place who could use a guy like him.

[runtheoption]

surreptitiously
3189 Dictionary.com done wunders fer ya.

[runtheoption]

Back on topic..........Is the cap'n really coming to Fargo, or is he just in the area looking for work again? With as much B.S. that guy spews I have to believe there are used car dealerships all over the place who could use a guy like him. One of those believe it if we see it things. He is pretty hard to miss, being a former UNI o-lineman.

[TAILG8R]

One of those believe it if we see it things. He is pretty hard to miss, being a former UNI o-lineman.

Just look for the big guy in purple with rings on his finge... oh yeah. Just look for the round one in purple! ;)
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu06t4D2mx1qzhhir.jpg

[WYOBISONMAN]

....meeting Hippy Stick and WYOBISONMAN, who are driving in together.

Unabashedly soliciting for tailgate invites. Will bring beer and food.

:)

LOL......Unfortunately I am still chasing speed goats here in WYO. I want a wall hanger!

[CAS4127]

3189 Dictionary.com done wunders fer ya.

No disputing the substantive content of my post I see!!!:(:confused:

[KilldeerBison]

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l559/phedger/ms_fat_guy_zps0e31ebb1.jpg (http://s1123.photobucket.com/user/phedger/media/ms_fat_guy_zps0e31ebb1.jpg.html)

Confirmed sighting, Cappy is on his way to Fargo.

[runtheoption]

No disputing the substantive content of my post I see!!!:(:confused: I don't get into debates with certain types of people. You know the types -- live in Hillsboro, drives a "bike", lawyer, loves the color salmon...

[CAS4127]

I don't get into debates with certain types of people. You know the types -- live in Hillsboro, drives a "bike", lawyer, loves the color salmon...

IOW, your wife has no idea you come down to our tailgate and "sneak" a few JBombs. Thanks-->confirmation of what I suspected all along.

[Tatanka]

....meeting Hippy Stick and WYOBISONMAN, who are driving in together.

Unabashedly soliciting for tailgate invites. Will bring beer and food.

:)


LOL......Unfortunately I am still chasing speed goats here in WYO. I want a wall hanger!

Looks like Cappy caught your goat...

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s96/Tatankabucket/48496e96.png

[IzzyFlexion]

Cap'n, stop by for a jagbomb at the horny bison tailgate then immediately proceed westward to the jumpy inflatables........be prepared to explain your lack of appearances on bisonville. Are Wyo and hippy really coming to Fargo for this game?

Adjusted some of your wording.

[ZHerd]

Just look for the big guy in purple with rings on his finge... oh yeah. Just look for the round one in purple! ;)
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu06t4D2mx1qzhhir.jpg

Oops I was visualizing Barney.

[SamsRams]

Who is Catty Cappin and why should any of us care?

[IzzyFlexion]

Who is Catty Cappin and why should any of us care?

Re; question 1:

He is a self aggrandizing loudmouth.

Re; question 2:

We absolutely shouldn't.

[No_Skill]

I almost feel bad for bringing this up, but this thread made me think of this one:

http://www.bisonville.com/forum/showthread.php?20515-Forget-Kansas-Worry-About-Starting-The-Conference-0-1!&highlight=cap%27n

The good stuff starts on page 2.

[tjbison]

I almost feel bad for bringing this up, but this thread made me think of this one:

http://www.bisonville.com/forum/showthread.php?20515-Forget-Kansas-Worry-About-Starting-The-Conference-0-1!&highlight=cap%27n

The good stuff starts on page 2.

awesome stuff there

[jimmyptubas]

Yes...stuff that was before my Bisonville time....good to read!

[BisonTeacher]

Should we give all the local buffets fair warning capn cat is coming?

Sounds like a job for gabe. Someone turn on the bat/fat-sh1t crazy signal.

[CAS4127]

Should we give all the local buffets fair warning capn cat is coming?

Sounds like a job for gabe. Someone turn on the bat/fat-sh1t crazy signal.

Warning, as in they are in for a weekend of losing money?!?!


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[Tatanka]

The petting zoos have been alerted.

[17>1]

Hahaha, that photoshop of Cappy doing the truffle shuffle had me rolling.

[BadlandsBison]

Captain, be sure and eat at Red Pepper about 2 hours before the game. Have you ever used a jet pack?

[Capn_Cat]

Silly boys.

Cap'n Cat hasn't touched alcohol since Christmas of '12. Massive aortic aneurysm on Dec 27 and three surgeries later, he is a changed guy.

[TransAmBison]

Silly boys.

Cap'n Cat hasn't touched alcohol since Christmas of '12. Massive aortic aneurysm on Dec 27 and three surgeries later, he is a changed guy.They turned you into a man? What will they think of next.

[bisonhp330]

Silly boys.

Cap'n Cat hasn't touched alcohol since Christmas of '12. Massive aortic aneurysm on Dec 27 and three surgeries later, he is a changed guy.

yeah.....im not seeing it......

http://i42.tinypic.com/noswut.jpg

[IzzyFlexion]

1st post of the thread, this guy says he'll bring beer.
a couple posts later SD makes ONE offer for participation in jegbombs.

Then, a few dozen posts later, the thread starter says (paraphrase) I haven't touched the stuff since....blah, blah, blah........
No respondent is even talking about alcohol at this point. You were the first typist that mentioned it.

Weird.

[TransAmBison]

1st post of the thread, this guy says he'll bring beer.
a couple posts later SD makes ONE offer for participation in jegbombs.

Then, a few dozen posts later, the thread starter says (paraphrase) I haven't touched the stuff since....blah, blah, blah........
No respondent is even talking about alcohol at this point. You were the first typist that mentioned it.

Weird.And not to mention the sex change operation. We have quite a case here, Columbo.

[Capn_Cat]

1st post of the thread, this guy says he'll bring beer.
a couple posts later SD makes ONE offer for participation in jegbombs.

Then, a few dozen posts later, the thread starter says (paraphrase) I haven't touched the stuff since....blah, blah, blah........
No respondent is even talking about alcohol at this point. You were the first typist that mentioned it.



Weird.

Because I'm a courteous and generous tailgater, dumbass. The Cap'n does not mooch.

Think before you post, Myron.

[BisonTeacher]

Because I'm a courteous and generous tailgater, dumbass. The Cap'n does not mooch.

Think before you post, Myron.

Listen here Mr.Dumass...You cant talk to Izzy that way. Only we* can talk to Izzy that way.



*= "we" includes the girls at the northern he pays to talk to him that way.

[IzzyFlexion]

Because I'm a courteous and generous tailgater, dumbass. The Cap'n does not mooch.

Think before you post, Myron.

Yeah, you appear to be VERY well mannered shithead.
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And, very well fed.

[Herd80]

This is good sh!t...we* need to get this ramped up a bit**.

*the term is used loosely.
**TWSS

[BadlandsBison]

Yeah, you appear to be VERY well mannered shithead.
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And, very well fed.

He eats red meat for every meal, often in enema form

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[Tatanka]

He eats red meat for every meal, often in enema form

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[KilldeerBison]

Because I'm a courteous and generous tailgater, dumbass. The Cap'n does not mooch.

Think before you post, Myron.

Sounds like you really have changed!

[Capn_Cat]

Yeah, you appear to be VERY well mannered shithead.
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And, very well fed.

So does your Mom at our weekly rimjob session.

:fight:

[WYOBISONMAN]

WTF......can't you guys be civil! LOCKED!!!!!