Brock Jensen

[1st&TennBison]

Why is Brock wearing #18?

[IBleedYellow]

Bet a torn or worn out Jersey?

Moto X

[Strategery]

He's hoping to channel Peyton Manning and throw for 7 TDs.

[tojo70]

Announcers said it was stolen out of his locker

[tcbison]

Why is Brock wearing #18?

Kolpack said early report indicates #16 was stolen from NDSU locker room. How does that happen?

[jimmyptubas]

Kolpack said early report indicates #16 was stolen from NDSU locker room. How does that happen?

Ebay profits :)

[1st&TennBison]

Montana St probably did it so that they could sell it and help fund their athletic program. Kind of like double dipping though, making money at SMU and now sales of our merchandise. Better be sure coach Bohls car is locked and secure.

[BisonTeacher]

Kolpack said early report indicates #16 was stolen from NDSU locker room. How does that happen?

Justin? Were you in fargo today?

[JustinTyem]

Justin? Were you in fargo today?LoL,I wish. I didn't get to watch the game cause my computer was attacked and shut down,until my brother inlaw fixed it.

[JMB]

On a side note... Will trade authentic NDSU Jersey for Game Tickets.

[Jay]

@BrockJensen1: NO I AM NOT #18, my jersey got jacked so I had to change it up! Haha.. #16 will come out after the bye week! #GoBison

[IBleedYellow]

How about because his winning drive for the K State game was 18 plays??

Anyone? Anyone?

[westnodak93bison]

How about because his winning drive for the K State game was 18 plays??

Anyone? Anyone?

Nice

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[bisoningrandforks]

Lakes thought Mertens was playing today!....LoL!

[heckler]

Lakes thought Mertens was playing today!....LoL!

Gross......

[SamsRams]

Cole Davis looked awesome today. Start #18-Save Season

[NDSU1980]

Cole Davis looked awesome today. Start #18-Save SeasonHeck no. I still haven't gotten over the last time #18 started back in 2008 and 2009.

[LITTLEGUYSINGREEN]

Heck no. I still haven't gotten over the last time #18 started back in 2008 and 2009.

What he said.

[1998braves64]

I was wondering who #18 was in warmups... So man who would have the balls to steal #16... the only way you do anything with that is if you keep it hidden in your closet that's if they don't have video security. Probably one of those Taylor Swift stagehands! :D

[MAKBison]

Whats this... Taylor Swift jacked BJ gold jersey

[BlueBisonRock]

Whats this... Taylor Swift jacked BJ gold jersey

She is working on a new song right now!

[MAKBison]

I think Kolepeck reported she was seen wearing it!


She is working on a new song right now!

[A1pigskin]

Does somebody in the entertainment world have a crush on #16?

[BisonTeacher]

Or is someone in her entourage a gsu or shsu fan?????? Hmmmm?

[MAKBison]

Word on the street is that Tyler Swift is incorporating Brock Jensen's gold NDSU game day jersey into one of her next music videos


Or is someone in her entourage a gsu or shsu fan?????? Hmmmm?

[DjKyRo]

I think Kolepeck reported she was seen wearing it!

I wonder when we can expect a Taylor Swift-Brock Jensen breakup song.

[MAKBison]

What----Taylor Swift and Brock Jensen are dating?


I wonder when we can expect a Taylor Swift-Brock Jensen breakup song.

[bisonaudit]

What----Taylor Swift and Brock Jensen are dating?

The way that girl gets around would this surprise anyone?

Forget Miley Cyrus and her desperate cries for attention. If Swift would only grow up and quit calling out her ex's with such specificity. She'd actually be a sex positive role model.

[DjKyRo]

What----Taylor Swift and Brock Jensen are dating?

Clearly she's the one who stole the jersey. She obviously walked past the locker room, asked for a moment alone from her security detail, then sniffed jerseys until she found one she liked. In the entertainment world, this constitutes dating. Rumor has it that Taylor Swift has already broken it off via Youtube video, though, and has begun writing a song titled "#16 in my heart" to show her fans that she has moved on and is ready to find a new man.

[MAKBison]

I heard rumor that Ryan Seacrest tweeted that Taylor Swift 's new song about Brock Jensen #16 in my heart is bullet to number one on the top 40 charts......JUST WOW!!!!


Clearly she's the one who stole the jersey. She obviously walked past the locker room, asked for a moment alone from her security detail, then sniffed jerseys until she found one she liked. In the entertainment world, this constitutes dating. Rumor has it that Taylor Swift has already broken it off via Youtube video, though, and has begun writing a song titled "#16 in my heart" to show her fans that she has moved on and is ready to find a new man.

[MAKBison]

The length she wont go to write a new hit!


I heard rumor that Ryan Seacrest tweeted that Taylor Swift 's new song about Brock Jensen #16 in my heart is bullet to number one on the top 40 charts......JUST WOW!!!!

[MAKBison]

Is Brock Jensen and Taylor Swift really trending on twitter and Google


Clearly she's the one who stole the jersey. She obviously walked past the locker room, asked for a moment alone from her security detail, then sniffed jerseys until she found one she liked. In the entertainment world, this constitutes dating. Rumor has it that Taylor Swift has already broken it off via Youtube video, though, and has begun writing a song titled "#16 in my heart" to show her fans that she has moved on and is ready to find a new man.

[MAKBison]

Hold the press.....we had it all wrong....It seems that Taylor Swift might have taken Brock Jensen's jersey as a gift for J-LO. It seems the she and Lopez are collaborating on a new album with the inspiration being Jensen's Gold Jersey. WOW!

[Tatanka]

In related news, Dave st.peter, desperately trying to insert uN_ into the conversation, just wrote an opinion piece claiming that honeybooboo's mom wants to steal the play sheet that Muss stuffed down his crotch during the sdsu game. It will be front page in the Bismarck tribune on Monday.

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[number1bisonfan]

3058 I knew she was trouble when she walked in...

[LITTLEGUYSINGREEN]

In related news, Dave st.peter, desperately trying to insert uN_ into the conversation, just wrote an opinion piece claiming that honeybooboo's mom wants to steal the play sheet that Muss stuffed down his crotch during the sdsu game. It will be front page in the Bismarck tribune on Monday.


Sent from somewhere using my Win8 phone or something.


I see what you did there. Nice touch.

[JustinTyem]

3058 I knew she was trouble when she walked in...That's a piss poor photochop shop Job,LoL:rofl:

[number1bisonfan]

purely on purpose, no need getting someone thinking it was actually real...

[DjKyRo]

That's a piss poor photochop shop Job,LoL:rofl:

The jersey is clearly real, do you not see the championship game patch?

[MAKBison]

OH its real!

The jersey is clearly real, do you not see the championship game patch?

[A1pigskin]

16 is a good number but you would think number 69 would be better. Just saying....

[BisonTeacher]

You know...i watched a documentary about the flag from 9/11 ground zero was missing. Now this? Coincidence? Could taylor swift have the flag from 9/11 too? :-)

[MAKBison]

You know...i watched a documentary about the flag from 9/11 ground zero was missing. Now this? Coincidence? Could taylor swift have the flag from 9/11 too? :-)


HMMMMMMM you might be on to something there....better call the Fargo PD!

[number1bisonfan]

The Forum is reporting that Jensens jersey has been returned, but aren't offering up any details.

[moosbah]

Much like anything that has common sense, I am sure once it got near Taylor Swift, the jersey got the hell away from her as soon as it could.

[BisonTeacher]

I have confirmation from a few students who were at the show in the cities on Saturday that she was not...I repeat NOT wearing Brock's jersey during the concert.

[moosbah]

I have confirmation from a few students who were at the show in the cities on Saturday that she was not...I repeat NOT wearing Brock's jersey during the concert.

So.....how was the show? :rofl:

[THEsocalledfan]

As for not wearing the jersey, she had already dumped him and she has returned the jersey. #1 single on the way.

[BisonTeacher]

#1 single on the way.

Do you think it will be a "Gold" record?

[BisonTeacher]

So.....how was the show? :rofl:


You are now on ignore.

[tony]

Somebody alert the History Channel. Smells like a sasquatch might be involved.

[tjamz]

Somebody alert the History Channel. Smells like a sasquatch might be involved.

Might have been the Loch Ness Monster. I did get asked for "tree-fitty" a few times in the tailgate lot.

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[Rockbear99]

What were the SDSU Cheer Team doing with the jesey.

[Da Bison]

Fire Brock's jersey!! Save season!!

[Hammersmith]

Wow. Number 1, the jersey never left the building. It was recovered Sat night in the dome. Number 2, they've identified a suspect. Number 3, Fargo PD could well be filing charges of theft. All this in the new Bison Video Blog. Yikes.

[MAKBison]

I have it on good authority that the culprit was not big foot or the Lockness monster.

This just in......Authorities believe they have caught one of the two culprits.

While Authorities would not release the names of the suspects outright, the did release the following information...Suspect 1 is a portly Man form Minot. Who apparently duped the Dome's brown coated security into thinking he was a real reporter. Authorities went on to say the apprehended suspect 1 with the Jersey and several game day jocks that looked to be heavily sniffed.

Apparently the portly guy was easy to subdue as the fat ass was experiencing some sort of shock that the jersey was not actually made with real gold thread....he was noted as laughing hysterically and repeatedly mumbling "I am relevant"

Authorities noted that second man that was with the Portly man form Minot has initially eluded authorities. Thus, authorities are requesting you be on the lookout for a frail old man dressed in green and gold game day panties with the initial A.C embroiders across the ass cheeks. Fargo's expert BCI Team believe The suspect is expected to seek out as much notoriety as possibly and is thought to be just dumb enough to be dangerous.

When asked about a motive for the attempted theft, Authorities noted they believe the suspect's intention were some sort of scheme to use the jersey to destroy NDSU and the SBOHE.

More to come as facts emerge....

[runtheoption]

Might have been the Loch Ness Monster. I did get asked for "tree-fitty" a few times in the tailgate lot.

Sent from my SPH-L900 using Tapatalk 4I ain't givin you no tree-fitty, you god da** Loch Ness Monster! Get you own god da** money!!

[tjamz]

I ain't givin you no tree-fitty, you god da** Loch Ness Monster! Get you own god da** money!!

How 'bout just two fitty?

[Hammerhead]

Somebody alert the History Channel. Smells like a sasquatch might be involved.

Bigfoot could never get in the dome without being detected.

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[CAS4127]

Bigfoot could never get in the dome without being detected.

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"He" disagrees with the "detection" reference--just sayin'!!
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[Answer Guy]

Number 2, they've identified a suspect.

Not surprised it didn't take long. They've already got everyone's fingerprints.

[bisonmike2]

Not surprised it didn't take long. They've already got everyone's fingerprints.

I probably shouldn't say anything but my sister-in-law's brother is a cop and he filled me in on some key crime scene information. They didn't need the fingerprints to come up with a suspect. They found a large deposit of "DNA" on hankie with the Fighting Sioux logo on it. It had the initials "AG" embroidered on it. They also found what they believe is a love letter but it was difficult to read because it looked like the ink ran like someone was crying over the letter as they were writing it. Apparently this person had a very strong fixation on Brock and had been stalking him for quite some time. Also missing from his locker were several jock straps and a mouth guard.

[KilldeerBison]

I probably shouldn't say anything but my sister-in-law's brother is a cop and he filled me in on some key crime scene information. They didn't need the fingerprints to come up with a suspect. They found a large deposit of "DNA" on hankie with the Fighting Sioux logo on it. It had the initials "AG" embroidered on it. They also found what they believe is a love letter but it was difficult to read because it looked like the ink ran like someone was crying over the letter as they were writing it. Apparently this person had a very strong fixation on Brock and had been stalking him for quite some time. Also missing from his locker were several jock straps and a mouth guard.

I heard the same thing. Also, withheld from the public, police found what appeared to be a vodka soaked tampon (AKA pioux bomb), sounds like they are getting real close to making an arrest.

[Answer Guy]

It had the initials "AG" embroidered on it.

Luckily, I have an airtight alibi. Your sister.


I can show you the video with time-stamp on it. Really, let me show you.

[TransAmBison]

Luckily, I have an airtight alibi. Your sister.


I can show you the video with time-stamp on it. Really, let me show you.I hear that video clears up what happened to teh jock straps...:facepalm:

[bisonmike2]

Luckily, I have an airtight alibi. Your sister.


I can show you the video with time-stamp on it. Really, let me show you.

Sorry I don't have a sister. I have a brother though. You might have just got Crying Game'd.:biggrin:

[bisonfanette]

at the concert.
We ALL KNOW that you had tickets to her concert... instead of Bison tickets... no denying that!

[Bison03]

Here is the Grand Forks Herald headline about both Brock Jensen stories all wrapped up into on article. Unfortunately, it makes it appear like Bill Snyder stole the jersey, it was retrieved, and he sent him a letter admitting and apologizing for it.


http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/272727/group/Sports/

K-State coach sends letter to Bison quarterback; stolen jersey recovered