Live from the Frisco Cruiser

[tjamz]

Well folks, the Frisco Cruiser is about to start her maiden voyage. We have 9 people on board so hopefully we don't have too many casualties along the way. Say a prayer for us. I have never been so frightened in my entire life.

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[Gully]

I'd prefer if you call it the "Frisco Cruiser Bus". Two words.

[HoopsBison]

In what city/state can we expect the fake breakdown???

Good Luck though, the Frisco Cruiser will make it, its destiny.

[gumby013]

I'd prefer if you call it the "Frisco Cruiser Bus". Two words.

This.

Extra lettering will be required on the sides.

[EndZoneQB]

Hopefully you guys all have extra batteries for the trip or this could be the shortest 24hr of updates ever.

[tjbison]

Will this HOF status?

[EndZoneQB]

Will this HOF status?

If it breaks down or someone pukes as much as Ming...yes. If it makes it, probably not haha.

[tjamz]

Hopefully you guys all have extra batteries for the trip or this could be the shortest 24hr of updates ever.

Can charge batteries via usb on cd player. No worries

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[BisonTeacher]

Bon voyagieeee!!!

[EndZoneQB]

Can charge batteries via usb on cd player. No worries

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Great point, forgot about that...should have brought a passive USB hub haha.

[No_Skill]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[tjamz]

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[MNLonghorn10]

Hopefully you guys all have extra batteries for the trip or this could be the shortest 24hr of updates ever.

First time ive used airplane mode on the ground.

Weve just entered south dakota

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[EndZoneQB]

I see everyone's spirits are still bright. What's the temp like in that biotch? Anyone drinking yet?

[perthbison]

Anyone drinking yet?:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SDbison]

Have a safe trip and don't drink as much as I would! My wife and I arrived in Plano and checked into the Quality Inn & Suites at 5 PM (same time you guys set out on your journey). We drove from Lincoln, NE departing at 8 AM this morning. Great driving weather. Much of our trip was on Hwy 81 which was 4 lanes the entire way to near Wichita and then I-35. Cruised at 75 to 90 mph for most of the way. Almost got nabbed for speeding in Oklahoma. Did not see any other Bison fans during our trip, but there are some others already checked into our hotel. Any suggestions for steak or BBQ near Plano Pkwy & Preston Rd?

[EndZoneQB]

Have a safe trip and don't drink as much as I would! My wife and I arrived in Plano and checked into the Quality Inn & Suites at 5 PM (same time you guys set out on your journey). We drove from Lincoln, NE departing at 8 AM this morning. Great driving weather. Much of our trip was on Hwy 81 which was 4 lanes the entire way to near Wichita and then I-35. Cruised at 75 to 90 mph for most of the way. Almost got nabbed for speeding in Oklahoma. Did not see any other Bison fans during our trip, but there are some others already checked into our hotel. Any suggestions for steak or BBQ near Plano Pkwy & Preston Rd?

What kind of steak? Texas chicken fried steak: Love and War in Texas, and I liked(even tho it has mixed reviews) Snuffers. For a regular steak, not really sure to be honest.

We are all staying a hotel or two away from you, so let's do this sh*t!

[56BISON73]

Have a safe trip and don't drink as much as I would! My wife and I arrived in Plano and checked into the Quality Inn & Suites at 5 PM (same time you guys set out on your journey). We drove from Lincoln, NE departing at 8 AM this morning. Great driving weather. Much of our trip was on Hwy 81 which was 4 lanes the entire way to near Wichita and then I-35. Cruised at 75 to 90 mph for most of the way. Almost got nabbed for speeding in Oklahoma. Did not see any other Bison fans during our trip, but there are some others already checked into our hotel. Any suggestions for steak or BBQ near Plano Pkwy & Preston Rd?

Bobs Steak and Chop House in Plano. I heard its excellent. There is a Fogo de Choa is further south and west I think.. Bobs should be with in striking distance.

[coloradobison]

There is a Texas Land and Cattle near Dr Pepper Ballpark... no idea on quality, just saw on google...

[tjamz]

Well into south Dakota now. Aside from a little ice on the road the trip the trip had been pretty good. Amazingly gangnam style has not made the playlist yet.

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[Tatanka]

Safe travels gentlemen.

[runtheoption]

Safe travels gentlemen.

Drive fast and take chances, gentlemen.

[HandoEX]

Throwing this out to SD....you son of a bitch, you ruined my life l ast time I was on a trip like this. Scarred for life and crying in the fetal position on the floor as I am writing this. God save the queen.

[THEsocalledfan]

In you need a beer reload i could meet you at an I 29 Sioux Falls exit....

[HandoEX]

No need for that tscf. Everyone is already passes out. We list afew good men at the last exit.

There is a bys load of drunk assholes, two sober drivers and a girl. Feel sorry for her...

[EndZoneQB]

No need for that tscf. Everyone is already passes out. We list afew good men at the last exit.

There is a bys load of drunk assholes, two sober drivers and a girl. Feel sorry for her...

Oh jeezus, who brought their girl? She's going to smell like fart and shame by midnight.

[HandoEX]

Oh jeezus, who brought their girl? She's going to smell like fart and shame by midnight.
I don't know. She got on at the Sisseton exit and said she knows Lakes. Thats good enough for us

[KSBisonFan]

No need for that tscf. Everyone is already passes out. We list afew good men at the last exit.

There is a bys load of drunk assholes, two sober drivers and a girl. Feel sorry for her...

This is epic ^^. J, just send Lassie if you need help.....

[BisonNation11]

God I'm glad we decided to not get on this bus!

[BisonTeacher]

No need for that tscf. Everyone is already passes out. We list afew good men at the last exit.

There is a bys load of drunk assholes, two sober drivers and a girl. Feel sorry for her...

Love it. Keep the updates coming.

[GradBison]

Have a safe trip and don't drink as much as I would! My wife and I arrived in Plano and checked into the Quality Inn & Suites at 5 PM (same time you guys set out on your journey). We drove from Lincoln, NE departing at 8 AM this morning. Great driving weather. Much of our trip was on Hwy 81 which was 4 lanes the entire way to near Wichita and then I-35. Cruised at 75 to 90 mph for most of the way. Almost got nabbed for speeding in Oklahoma. Did not see any other Bison fans during our trip, but there are some others already checked into our hotel. Any suggestions for steak or BBQ near Plano Pkwy & Preston Rd?

Saltgrass in plano was very good. Bone-in ribeye :hungry:

3000 Dallas Parkway Plano, TX 75093
(972) 781-2202

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Oh jeezus, who brought their girl? She's going to smell like fart and shame by midnight.

Pass her around and she will be used up like a vegas hooker before nebraska

[344Johnson]

There is no way this bus adventure doesn't end well.

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Heard rumors that there is someone on the bus that can out drank SD, can someone confirm this?

[KSBisonFan]

Heard rumors that there is someone on the bus that can out drank SD, can someone confirm this?

Probably whoever is driving?????

[Tatanka]

Heard rumors that there is someone on the bus that can out drank SD, can someone confirm this?http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/105/0/9/impossibru__by_marcus_colter-d4w88jh.png

[HandoEX]

SD drinks like any South Dakotan. Which is comparable to pre-pubensent girls. Just passed Brookings. Could hear Nagy crying from the interstate.

[Tatanka]

SD drinks like any South Dakotan. Which is comparable to pre-pubensent girls. Just passed Brookings. Could hear Nagy crying from the interstate.Please tell me you at least stopped to color the snow.

[HandoEX]

If anyone could bring some prnicillin with to Texas, we need lots. Otherwise, might have to hit Mexico for some black market stuff.

[Tatanka]

If anyone could bring some prnicillin with to Texas, we need lots. Otherwise, might have to hit Mexico for some black market stuff.is that some sort of moldy sex film?

[HandoEX]

Please tell me you at least stopped to color the snow.
I asked...no one remembers???

[daddy daycare]

Is the Cruiser planning to hit the West lot for tailgating?

[BisonTeacher]

Drive fast and take chances, gentlemen.

As your attorney, I advise you to drink heavily and rent a very fast car.

[EndZoneQB]

Heard rumors that there is someone on the bus that can out drank SD, can someone confirm this?

Incorrect. I am not on the bus.

[EndZoneQB]

I asked...no one remembers???

You guys better have gotten a reflector this trip. We don't want to lose or break down. I'm not there to do the stupid sh*t this time so someones gotta fill in..hi Pauna.

[gumby013]

As your attorney, I advise you to drink heavily and rent a very fast car.

I'm meeting them tomorrow night, and according to Hertz I am getting a Mustang GT (or similar). So they should be covered.

400hp and the suspension from a Roman chariot. That's gotta be safe.

[Herd]

Well into south Dakota now. Aside from a little ice on the road the trip the trip had been pretty good. Amazingly gangnam style has not made the playlist yet.

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After seeing the Hammer version of Gangnam spoil the party in New Years Eve, that song has been retired.

[tjamz]

We stopped and colored the snow in front of SDSU's "stadium" yellow. Hando somehow managed to pee a green color, hence the need for penicillin.... Normally he pees lavender.

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[NDSUFan_Sav]

I asked...no one remembers???

Hopefully chuck used TP so the bus doesn't stink so bad

[EndZoneQB]

Is the Cruiser planning to hit the West lot for tailgating?

What say you all FC owners?? I think this is the plan, no? West lot takeover??

[HandoEX]

Two words: green urine to match Frisco Cruiser Bus.

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Incorrect. I am not on the bus.

Heard rumors of this Mike guy? This bus needed old time sav to make it worth hall of fame status imo (montana st roadtrip)

[BadlandsBison]

Heard rumors that there is someone on the bus that can out drank SD, can someone confirm this?

That's like Godzilla versus Mechagodzilla. I can only assume its a MechaSD

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Two words: green urine to match Frisco Cruiser Bus.

You painted the bus with your piss? Well done sir!

[HandoEX]

You painted the bus with your piss? Well done sir!
Have fun on the plane, ya schmuck.

[EndZoneQB]

I think this deserves to be posted:

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/543047_10151209551907817_139406398_n.jpg

[GFBison]

Throwing this out to SD....you son of a bitch, you ruined my life l ast time I was on a trip like this. Scarred for life and crying in the fetal position on the floor as I am writing this. God save the queen.

Haha Jordan said that trip changed his life!

[NDSUFan_Sav]

I think this deserves to be posted:

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/543047_10151209551907817_139406398_n.jpg

Bang bus??? Izzy must be on the bus and i feel sorry for that girl

[KSBisonFan]

Where's your slow moving vehicle sign????? Also, you should have a M.A.D.D. sticker.

[EndZoneQB]

Bang bus??? Izzy must be on the bus and i feel sorry for that girl

Haha, just noticed that today? That's been there since the bus was first painted...hence why that door didn't get painted lol

[Bison03]

I'm just glad the "Frisco Cruiser" is actually making it down to Frisco this year. Hopefully it makes it back.

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Haha, just noticed that today? That's been there since the bus was first painted...hence why that door didn't get painted lol

This thread could get HOF after all. They need to pump it up tho and make it worthy its 4 hours in not enough pics or crazy things yet, boring!

[gumby013]

You guys need to get the Frisco Mayor on the Two Words: Frisco Cruiser Bus

mmaso@friscotexas.gov

Two Words: Shots

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Have fun on the plane, ya schmuck.

Pump it up!!! I should of changed my flight for today been in msp since yesterday.

[EndZoneQB]

This thread could get HOF after all. They need to pump it up tho and make it worthy its 4 hours in not enough pics or crazy things yet, boring!

They've got 20 left lol That's a lot of beer and crown. Sure, we loaded that biotch up before they left...but we didn't bring a case of crown lol

[THEsocalledfan]

It is pictures that sent the "Live from the Battlewagon" to the Hall of Fame. You young bucks need to start producing. (no, not with the girl..... :) )

[BisonNation11]

It is pictures that sent the "Live from the Battlewagon" to the Hall of Fame. You young bucks need to start producing. (no, not with the girl..... :) )

Is reproducing another thing all together? :innocent:;):nod:

[THEsocalledfan]

By the way, has anyone entertained the possibility they are not making the trip for real and just pulling our leg? The lack of pictures is quite disturbing. And the one thumbnail reminded me of a Big Foot picture. Here is about the same quality Big Foot pic:

http://mormonthink.com/img/patterson_bigfoot.jpg

[tjamz]

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First fuel stop. No confirmed deaths yet

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[THEsocalledfan]

2498

First fuel stop. No confirmed deaths yet

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Okay, you picture impaired folks. Can you just send the files to my e-mail so I can properly host and post? PM me if interested for my e-mail.

[Tatanka]

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First fuel stop. No confirmed deaths yet

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[MNLonghorn10]

Just dominated a sioux falls flyn j..what of it

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[BisonTeacher]

Just dominated a sioux falls flyn j..what of it

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Theres a dominatrix atbthe flyin j? Truck drivers.

[chuckles]

Where's slick vic?

[aces1180]

Just dominated a sioux falls flyn j toilet..what of it

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I fixed it for you...

[No_Skill]

Okay, you picture impaired folks. Can you just send the files to my e-mail so I can properly host and post? PM me if interested for my e-mail.

Kids these days :facepalm2:

[tjamz]

Sorry, I'm just uploading pics via tapatalk, they show up fine on my end.

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[aces1180]

NDSU's FB page is looking for photos of the trips to Frisco...You should start posting these on there.

[coloradobison]

Did i just see the Cruiser on WDAY?

[onbison09]

Have a safe trip and don't drink as much as I would! My wife and I arrived in Plano and checked into the Quality Inn & Suites at 5 PM (same time you guys set out on your journey). We drove from Lincoln, NE departing at 8 AM this morning. Great driving weather. Much of our trip was on Hwy 81 which was 4 lanes the entire way to near Wichita and then I-35. Cruised at 75 to 90 mph for most of the way. Almost got nabbed for speeding in Oklahoma. Did not see any other Bison fans during our trip, but there are some others already checked into our hotel. Any suggestions for steak or BBQ near Plano Pkwy & Preston Rd?

Saltgrass in Plano's pretty good

[EndZoneQB]

Sorry, I'm just uploading pics via tapatalk, they show up fine on my end.

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They've worked for me too lol

Anyone done shots or a boot yet?? Need pics of that for sure.


Did i just see the Cruiser on WDAY?


You did. We got a call today :)

[Tatanka]

Awesome spot on the Cruiser on WDAY. Got it recorded. Only thing missing from the piece was the Sarah McLaughlin music playing behind Kevin Wallevand's narration.

[NDSUFan_Sav]

They all better be passed out, busy doing an hour worth of shots or das boot cuz this thread is quiet *yawn*

[Trumpster]

Heard rumors of this Mike guy?

I recognize Mike as a frequent patron of the Turf. :cheers: He also is a Football alum, and sang the national anthem at a game last year... But I mostly recognize him from the Turf.

[56BISON73]

They all better be passed out, busy doing an hour worth of shots or das boot cuz this thread is quiet *yawn*

How come you aint on the bus?

[JustinTyem]

Sorry guys that Im not able to be there in Frisco. Just know that Im there in spirit,and I would love to party with you all. Go Bison!!!!!

[Tatanka]

http://i.lifelinescreening.com/en-us/RichTextboxImages/Image/healthy-you/snoring.gif

[tjamz]

Frisco cruiser has just entered uncharted territory.... Iowa. The stench of SD is slowing being replaced with the foul odor of rotting corn.

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[Tatanka]

Frisco cruiser has just entered uncharted territory.... Iowa. The stench of SD is slowing being replaced with the foul odor of rotting corn.

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Did you moon the traffic cameras in Sioux City?

And.... I'm sorry. Nobody should ever have to be in Iowa.

[NDSUFan_Sav]

How come you aint on the bus?

Cuz I am flying

[56BISON73]

Cuz I am flying

There goes the etoufee.:biggrin:

[SDbison]

Just got back from Love and War in Texas.....not to bad of a place to eat.......large portions. Had a couple big mugs of Shiner Bock to wash down some appetizer wings and a large steak! There were some other Bison fans from Fargo there. Our waitress thought the Bison were in the cotton bowl....lol. At the room now hanging out over the railing drinking some whiskey and having a few smokes. Some college age Bison fans from a few doors down want to party!
As for the Frisco cruiser........you guys couldn't handle SD!

[EndZoneQB]

Frisco Cruiser spot on WDAY:

http://www.wday.com/event/article/id/73143/

[NDSUFan_Sav]

There goes the etoufee.:biggrin:

Tatanka informed me and said hope your ready to eat? Is that a serious question??

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Just got back from Love and War in Texas.....not to bad of a place to eat.......large portions. Had a couple big mugs of Shiner Bock to wash down some appetizer wings and a large steak! There were some other Bison fans from Fargo there. Our waitress thought the Bison were in the cotton bowl....lol. At the room now hanging out over the railing drinking some whiskey and having a few smokes. Some college age Bison fans from a few doors down want to party!
As for the Frisco cruiser........you guys couldn't handle SD!

Truth SD....the OLD sav would give you a run for your $

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Frisco Cruiser spot on WDAY:

http://www.wday.com/event/article/id/73143/

Apparently I've given you too much rep

[SDbison]

Just got back from Love and War in Texas.....not to bad of a place to eat.......large portions. Had a couple big mugs of Shiner Bock to wash down some appetizer wings and a large steak! There were some other Bison fans from Fargo there. Our waitress thought the Bison were in the cotton bowl....lol. At the room now hanging out over the railing drinking some whiskey and having a few smokes. Some college age Bison fans from a few doors down want to party!
As for the Frisco cruiser........you guys couldn't handle SD!

Truth SD....the OLD sav would give you a run for your $ Truth, but also the younger SD would kick your ass!

[SDbison]

Frisco Cruiser spot on WDAY:

http://www.wday.com/event/article/id/73143/ Hey, I recognize some of those guys! Hando, you interview pretty good. Too bad the reporter did not go on location for the entire trip, now that would be some epic video.......especially after Izzy and friends arrived! All kidding aside, great to see the Frisco cruiser get some air time.

[ndsubison1]

Pass her around and she will be used up like a vegas hooker before nebraska

but isnt that legal in nebraska?

[SDbison]

Hello Frisco Cruiser.........SD from the hotel room sipping on whiskey looking for the party.....wus up?

[EndZoneQB]

Hey, I recognize some of those guys! Hando, you interview pretty good. Too bad the reporter did not go on location for the entire trip, now that would be some epic video.......especially after Izzy and friends arrived! All kidding aside, great to see the Frisco cruiser get some air time.

Oh, don't worry. Even tho I'm not on the trip, I've been busy. Future media coverage coming.

[SDbison]

Ming what you doin? How come u are not on the bus? Seems u lost at the drinking games on the way to Montana State.

[EndZoneQB]

Ming what you doin? How come u are not on the bus? Seems u lost at the drinking games on the way to Montana State.

He already got "Frisco Cruiser'd" once this year.

[ndsubison1]

only in iowa? frisco cruiser should be in frisco by monday...

[tjamz]

Sounds like we will be covered by the media once we get to Frisco as well.

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[NDSUFan_Sav]

He already got "Frisco Cruiser'd" once this year.

Is that anything like being tebowed?

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Is MNlonghorn sleeping??

[EndZoneQB]

only in iowa? frisco cruiser should be in frisco by monday...

It's a school bus homie...you'd have to throw something at a HP to get him to pay attention to you on a 2 lane road...it's not setting any speed records anytime soon lol...GPS'd at 67mph on the way to Sioux Falls...I predict late afternoon-early evening roll in tomorrow. And yes, it's going to make it. The passengers...I'm less sure about them. I can't imagine waking up after a nap and realize I was still on the bus...lol

[SDbison]

Where some pics? This is my entertainment tonight........wife is already sleeping. Might have to go out, roam the hallways and see if there is a Christy Brinkley around who wants to go skinny dipping in the pool.

[SDbison]

It's a school bus homie...you'd have to throw something at a HP to get him to pay attention to you on a 2 lane road...it's not setting any speed records anytime soon lol...GPS'd at 67mph on the way to Sioux Falls...I predict late afternoon-early evening roll in tomorrow. And yes, it's going to make it. The passengers...I'm less sure about them. I can't imagine waking up after a nap and realize I was still on the bus...lol Does the Frisco cruiser have one of those janitor buckets and mops along to clean up puke? How about some of that stuff they shake over the puke spot to remove the smell?

[EndZoneQB]

Does the Frisco cruiser have one of those janitor buckets and mops along to clean up puke? How about some of that stuff they shake over the puke spot to remove the smell?

I think it has a "bodily fluid kit" or whatever it is called.

[SDbison]

I think it has a "bodily fluid kit" or whatever it is called. ha ha.......lol!

[jimmyptubas]

Good luck ya'll

[EndZoneQB]

I'm taking the silence as they are broken down and conserving phone power to make their last phone calls before they freeze and the LEO can track their GPS...

[NDSUFan_Sav]

I'm taking the silence as they are broken down and conserving phone power to make their last phone calls before they freeze and the LEO can track their GPS...

Probably renting a car and pulling the bus expect them in the lot saturday morning but out of alcohol

[SDbison]

Somebody from out tailgate group just sent me a text message that they "bumped into th frisco cruiser" tonight near sioux city.............whatever that means.

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Somebody from out tailgate group just sent me a text message that they "bumped into th frisco cruiser" tonight near sioux city.............whatever that means.

Hopefully they joined them to get this party started...or sd needs to go tear it up n tell us bout his adventure

[tjamz]

Minor set back just outside Omaha... Lost our cd player and had to make am emergency stop at Walmart to purchase another one. Remind me to punch the guy that failed to screw the trim panels in after carpeting them....

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[NDSUFan_Sav]

Minor set back just outside Omaha... Lost our cd player and had to make am emergency stop at Walmart to purchase another one. Remind me to punch the guy that failed to screw the trim panels in after carpeting them....

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Pump it up!

[tjamz]

54 miles from Topeka.... I think i saw the cast of deliverance 2 a few miles back. Hando claims they were just his cousins but longhorn and I aren't convinced... To be safe we dropped Fairbairn and Hando of with them as a peace offering. Here's hoping those two don't get picked up along side the road by some other unsuspecting fan. God have mercy on their souls!!

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[MNLonghorn10]

Kansas is cold this time of year. Tjamz is manning the wheel after my stint from omaha to emporia.


Hando has shit himself

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[BisonNation11]

Kansas is cold this time of year. Tjamz is manning the wheel after my stint from omaha to emporia.


Hando has shit himself

Did we expect any less of Hando? Glad to hear at least 3 of you are alive.

[northendzone]

If anyone could bring some prnicillin with to Texas, we need lots. Otherwise, might have to hit Mexico for some black market stuff.

Should have let me know, just left McAllen....

[HandoEX]

We are somewhere in Kansas...I think. Kansas or Canada, with all the slurring it's hard to understand. Anyways, this was a bad idea and I can't wait to never do this again. Ever.

[Tatanka]

We are somewhere in Kansas...I think. Kansas or Canada, with all the slurring it's hard to understand. Anyways, this was a bad idea and I can't wait to never do this again. Ever.booooooooooooooooo. Lol

[BisonBabe]

Well if you guys did not stop for the night you are now ahead of us. Will be getting back on the road soon but need to do some remote work before doing that. See everyone on Friday Night

[56BISON73]

Just waiting for the wife to get home from work so we can depart.

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Still up and haven't slept at all off to the airport i go

[HandoEX]

Still in the fetal position.

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Still in the fetal position.
This is getting weird let me guess you n pauna are cuddled up?

[CalBison97]

THIS is an entertaining thread! Though some sweet/unsweet memories will be made, I am very thankful for the Wright Brothers. Keep up the great blogging!

[BisonCardinal]

Should have let me know, just left McAllen....

My wife and I would bring a bucket of Tylenol but don't think we could get that past airport security. Somebody traveling on the ground will have to help you out there.

[loudsilverado]

Boring! No pictures?

[bri-dog]

Dammit, I must have missed u guys by a few seconds. I was gonna stand on the overpass with a "go bison" sign.

[BisonTeacher]

Dammit, I must have missed u guys by a few seconds. I was gonna stand on the overpass with a "go bison" sign.

Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey!

[SafeTeeJ]

http://youtu.be/Y4OvJiilnXk

[IBleedYellow]

Hopefully you guys aren't past Wichita yet. Gotta love the Air Force and their base lodging.

Nexus 4

[Wally]

http://youtu.be/Y4OvJiilnXk


No shit, Chet, no shit.

[EndZoneQB]

Hopefully you guys aren't past Wichita yet. Gotta love the Air Force and their base lodging.

Nexus 4

They were in Wichita about 2-3 hours ago I think.




Need more updates with pics! I'm stuck "working"...I need bisonville to get me through.

[coloradobison]

Don't we have the technology for a Cruiser tracker?

[MNLonghorn10]

We are 47 mileZ from okc.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/01/04/e8egegyj.jpg

Keller isnt feelin too hot this morning.


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[bisonsupporter]

Don't we have the technology for a Cruiser tracker?

I am guessing it would show up as "Big Boy" on a radar :)

[tjbison]

Don't we have the technology for a Cruiser tracker?

Get hooked to someone find my iPhone app

[EndZoneQB]

We are 47 mileZ from okc.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/01/04/e8egegyj.jpg

Keller isnt feelin too hot this morning.


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Looks ICY COLD in that bizzo. I see Brad is getting his clear fluids there. Probably a good idea. With only 4-5 hours to go, we need to see an endzone bomb or boot go around. You guys are just going to head to the hotel and sleep it off until tomorrow anyway.

[EndZoneQB]

I hear the FC is now in OKC.

[tjamz]

We got tired of driving and went back to west Fargo to eat at sonic

2505

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[THEsocalledfan]

We got tired of driving and went back to west Fargo to eat at sonic

2505

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I must say, unless they are more cleaver than I give them credit for, they may not be hoaxing us. Note the freeway sign shows I-35 which I am pretty sure is NOT in Fargo.....

Also, if true, only 190 miles to go....

[LITTLEGUYSINGREEN]

Two Words: FRISCO CRUISER BUS!

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Izzy must be on my flight just over heard a girl on the phone saying her pants are wet

[EndZoneQB]

We got tired of driving and went back to west Fargo to eat at sonic

2505

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I am not surprised ya'll stopped at Sonic. Wasn't there a Whataburger or something a little classier?? lol

[tjamz]

Frisco Cruiser is now in Texas. Hide your women and children !

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[THEsocalledfan]

Frisco Cruiser is now in Texas. Hide your women and children !

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PICTURE! PICTURE! PICTURE!

you have to get a picture of the Texas sign!

[tjamz]

Sorry, no picture. It was a "you had to be there" moment

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[NDSUFan_Sav]

Sorry, no picture. It was a "you had to be there" moment

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Epic fail.....

[bisonmike2]

I just watched the clip on WDAY on the Frisco Cruiser. Reporter said it used to have vagrants living in it. Was it Dirty Mike and the boys?

They should have played that clip from The Other Guys.

"From bodily fluids and hair samples, we've determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there"

[coloradobison]

this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmNIgKlsEA

i dont know how to embed...

[JustinTyem]

Frisco Cruiser is now in Texas. Hide your women and children !

Sent from my SPH-D710 using Tapatalk 2You guys forgot to pick me up!!!!!!

[LikeMothers]

Sorry, no picture. It was a "you had to be there" moment

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I hope this is a setup for trolling Bisonville and not a :facepalm:

[EndZoneQB]

I just watched the clip on WDAY on the Frisco Cruiser. Reporter said it used to have vagrants living in it. Was it Dirty Mike and the boys?

They should have played that clip from The Other Guys.

"From bodily fluids and hair samples, we've determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there"

Love that movie. And yes, it was Dirty Mike and the boys. They rubbed their dicks on it as they ran away.


You guys forgot to pick me up!!!!!!

Turning around meow.

[HandoEX]

Made it with zero issues.

[THEsocalledfan]

Made it with zero issues.

Where the heck do you park a beast like that? I remember years ago when Bryce owned the Battlewagon he tried to park in a mall parking lot in the Twin Cities metro and he got it towed......

[EndZoneQB]

Made it with zero issues.

Other than a broken CD player LOL

I love you guys so much right now, you have no idea. Each and every one of you.


Where the heck do you park a beast like that? I remember years ago when Bryce owned the Battlewagon he tried to park in a mall parking lot in the Twin Cities metro and he got it towed......

Hotel, homie.

[JustinTyem]

Other than a broken CD player LOL

I love you guys so much right now, you have no idea. Each and every one of you.



Hotel, homie.And a Empty JT!!!! LoL :)

[MNLonghorn10]

thats probably the most uncomfortable drivers seat in the world.. sorry to the bus who blew a tire just getting into dallas...

[BisonCrude]

Don't we have the technology for a Cruiser tracker?

Try the App Glympse.

[Answer Guy]

I love you guys so much right now, you have no idea.

No homo?

Never know with Hando involved.

[EndZoneQB]

No homo?

Never know with Hando involved.

No homo for me. But good point with the bolded ;)

[HandoEX]

Kiss my a$$ AG!!!

[northendzone]

Made it with zero issues.

Did you seriously drive the bus?

[Answer Guy]

Kiss my a$$ AG!!!

Mark a spot....

You're all ass to me.

[EndZoneQB]

Did you seriously drive the bus?


100% real. The bus made it with 9 passengers.

[northendzone]

Let's see the picture

[EndZoneQB]

Let's see the picture

There is a picture of it in OKC earlier in the thread. Or 10pm on WDAY.

[MNLonghorn10]

Let's see the picture

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/01/04/a4y9asum.jpg

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[EndZoneQB]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/01/04/a4y9asum.jpg

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Good ole Plano Parkway. A sight for sore eyes.

[HandoEX]

Did you seriously drive the bus?
As usual, we won't be hard to find on Saturday morning. Lol

[HoopsBison]

Good Stuff, way to go fellas!

[bisonmike2]

this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmNIgKlsEA

i dont know how to embed...

Yes it is. Thank you very much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmNIgKlsEA

[EndZoneQB]

As usual, we won't be hard to find on Saturday morning. Lol

Dude, you guys gotta do the tailgating crowd a solid and get my the crown I preordered but MN was too much of a newb to get. Make it happen, don't disappointment now!

[RollingBisonFan]

Just ran into the Frisco Cruiser group at Whataburger. First Bison fans I have seen since we got off the plane this morning. Hail the Bison.

[tjamz]

2510

Fuck the haters!

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[rustywallace]

frsico guys just on wday

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Let's see the picture

Its been on the news

[THEsocalledfan]

frsico guys just on wday

Be sure to put up a link when it is up.

[EndZoneQB]

Here it is, in all it's glory:

http://www.wday.com/event/article/id/73197/

[56BISON73]

Here it is, in all it's glory:

http://www.wday.com/event/article/id/73197/

Well done guys!

[chuckles]

IT IS the news

Fixed It ;)

[HandoEX]

The best part of yesterday's bit was who was yelling during Chuck's interview outside the bus...that is our very own SDbison as he happened to be driving by during the interview. Lol

[THEsocalledfan]

The best part of yesterday's bit was who was yelling during Chuck's interview outside the bus...that is our very own SDbison as he happened to be driving by during the interview. Lol

Nice work. I asked my kids yesterday what they would rather do:

1. Fly in relative comfort including stops at Delta Sky Clubs OR
2. Ride the Frisco Cruiser for a day straight to Texas

They both screamed "Frisco Cruiser!"

[cbline]

I hate you guys!!! I see the photos, read the stories, and get very jealous that I can't be in Frisco!! Cheer well for those of us around the country who wish that we could be there with you. Go Bison!

[HandoEX]

Nice work. I asked my kids yesterday what they would rather do:

1. Fly in relative comfort including stops at Delta Sky Clubs OR
2. Ride the Frisco Cruiser for a day straight to Texas

They both screamed "Frisco Cruiser!"
Can they ride with us on the way back? Please? Come on dad, puuuuulllease!?!?

Smart kids, btw!

[THEsocalledfan]

Can they ride with us on the way back? Please? Come on dad, puuuuulllease!?!?

Smart kids, btw!

What would Tatanka do?

[Tatanka]

Give them a fitty each for spending money, a case of cold beer to appease their new overlords, and let em have the time of their young lives.


Wait, were you asking what if it were MY kids?

[HandoEX]

Give them a fitty each for spending money, a case of cold beer to appease their new overlords, and let em have the time of their young lives.


Wait, were you asking what if it were MY kids?
Don't forget gas money and bail money.

[THEsocalledfan]

Give them a fitty each for spending money, a case of cold beer to appease their new overlords, and let em have the time of their young lives.


Wait, were you asking what if it were MY kids?

Must spread rep......

[THEsocalledfan]

Don't forget gas money and bail money.

Must spread rep.

[perthbison]

I hate you guys!!! I see the photos, read the stories, and get very jealous that I can't be in Frisco!! Cheer well for those of us around the country who wish that we could be there with you. Go Bison!I second this quote!

[THEsocalledfan]

I second this quote!

You not coming? I was hoping to meet someone from my area of the world.

[perthbison]

You not coming? I was hoping to meet someone from my area of the world.I was there last year but I'll be watching at the rolla theatre with my wife and children this year but I'll be there "next year". If you see a motorhome full of fans calling themselves the Plains Penetraters, stop and say hi as that would have been my ride.

[THEsocalledfan]

I was there last year but I'll be watching at the rolla theatre with my wife and children this year but I'll be there "next year". If you see a motorhome full of fans calling themselves the Plains Penetraters, stop and say hi as that would have been my ride.

Where they from?

[EndZoneQB]

Where they from?

That's KyRo, Badlands and Killdeer, etc.

[THEsocalledfan]

That's KyRo, Badlands and Killdeer, etc.

Hey, I even know those guys, but they are not from Perth, ND.

[tjamz]

You not coming? I was hoping to meet someone from my area of the world.

If you are referring to the Perth-Rock Lake-Sarles area, my wife is from there.

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[MNLonghorn10]

Here it is, in all it's glory:

http://www.wday.com/event/article/id/73197/
we forgot to mention how it was probably 15-20 degrees in there yesterday morning for a good hr.

[EndZoneQB]

we forgot to mention how it was probably 15-20 degrees in there yesterday morning for a good hr.

How the hell did it get so cold in there?? Hando mentioned something about the heat not working?

[MNLonghorn10]

How the hell did it get so cold in there?? Hando mentioned something about the heat not working?

no idea. That back heater is screwy. finally got it propped up just right enough to get some heat out.

[HandoEX]

How the hell did it get so cold in there?? Hando mentioned something about the heat not working?
Opened all the windows for about 20 minutes. The smell was overwhelming.

The smell of National Champions. And a girl.

[daddy daycare]

Got rummy bears?

[perthbison]

Hey, I even know those guys, but they are not from Perth, ND.Missus Killdeer is from Perth. I'll have a beer with you at the spring game. Not sure why but it seems Kyro calls their rig the penetrater. what do you suppose the story is there?:confused:

[EndZoneQB]

Got rummy bears?

We do not. I wasn't sure if they'd make the trip without be spilled, etc, so none this week. If we lose, I'll take the blame fully.

[THEsocalledfan]

Missus Killdeer is from Perth. I'll have a beer with you at the spring game. Not sure why but it seems Kyro calls their rig the penetrater. what do you suppose the story is there?:confused:

Tell her I was good friends with the Bradley's.

[CalBison97]

Frisco cruiser just honked at my buddy and I near Bison practice!

[CalBison97]

Taking my maiden voyage on the Cruiser!

[HandoEX]

Not too bad of a day at the FC...showed up when it was still dark, parked on Sam's side with our flag planted in enemy territory. Had a bunch of TV segments on the Dallas Fox and CBS affiliates (including smack chanting the SHSU crew nearby), ESPN shot at the bus, had the Frisco mayor stop by, and showed Frisco and Kat fans how we roll.

Surprisingly, there was no vandalism to the bus when we showed up after the game. I expected destruction. Lol

[aces1180]

http://www.inforum.com/media/full/jpg/2013/01/05/rb311.jpg

[MNLonghorn10]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151345954317376

We had like 10 photographers shooting at us front row...I only wonder where those pics are going. Probably some third world country

[1998braves64]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151345954317376

We had like 10 photographers shooting at us front row...I only wonder where those pics are going. Probably some third world country

NCAA advertisements I'm sure... making money off the Frisco Cruiser!

[MNLonghorn10]

Them bastards.

[Kermit]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151345954317376

We had like 10 photographers shooting at us front row...I only wonder where those pics are going. Probably some third world country

The pics are being sent back to the Alumni Association and Team Makers as evidence to be used against "fans" who neglected to wear yellow--and chose to locate on the wrong side of the stadium.

[LITTLEGUYSINGREEN]

http://www.inforum.com/media/full/jpg/2013/01/05/rb311.jpg

What a motley looking crue............

[MNLonghorn10]

The pics are being sent back to the Alumni Association and Team Makers as evidence to be used against "fans" who neglected to wear yellow--and chose to locate on the wrong side of the stadium.
they can take away our home game visitation rights...but they will not take our FREEDOM!

[tjamz]

Surprisingly, there was no vandalism to the bus when we showed up after the game. I expected destruction. Lol

I figured they took one look at it and figured someone had already destroyed it and moved on..



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[tjamz]

Caught up with Izzy on the drive back...25722573257425752576

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[CalBison97]

Safe travels, boys! Hope she makes it home! Great meeting u all...Hando, your halftime pep talk worked wonders...lets go bison bball!! ; )

[BisonEngrGirl]

We caught up with the FC somewhere around OKC. They were maxed out at 62 mph, God Speed!

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[DjKyRo]

We passed you guys in Norman and gave a few honks.

[HandoEX]

We caught up with the FC somewhere around OKC. They were maxed out at 62 mph, God Speed!

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That is not maxed out. We drive conservatiely to avoid speeding tickets and conserve fuel.

Have seen tons of Bison fans so far.

[MNLonghorn10]

Y so srs sammy?

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/01/07/nebu9y8u.jpg

[HandoEX]

Safe travels, boys! Hope she makes it home! Great meeting u all...Hando, your halftime pep talk worked wonders...lets go bison bball!! ; )
Awesome meeting ya and hope you had fun. See you next year...same time, same place.

[westnodak93bison]

You need to get some gold spinner rims on that thing.
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[tjamz]

You need to get some gold spinner rims on that thing.
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We're taking donations. You buy the accessory and there's a good chance we'll put it on and give you a shout out on tv

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[BisonEngrGirl]

That is not maxed out. We drive conservatiely to avoid speeding tickets and conserve fuel.

Have seen tons of Bison fans so far.

I wish I could acquire your sense of moral responsibility and environmental awareness. Role models.

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[Jay]

Pretty good post about a Kat fan and the FC from their board:


FWIW, he pulled out two bottles of Sam Houston whiskey at the tailgate and kept saying "CK your reputation precedes yourself," lets kill these bottles.

With the help of Canada, nickels, lucky, and paws... We killed one. He took the other to the bison Frisco cruiser and next I saw him he was level 10 drunk.

[Tatanka]

So today I'm at the Fort Worth Stockyards. There, sitting on the sidewalk, is a fully decked out Comanche Indian and his purebred northern wolf, asking people to pay him $5 to pet the wolf, and $10 to take a picture with him and the wolf. I asked how much to take a picture just with the wolf, he said $10, and why don't I want him in the picture. I said it's complicated. I asked him how much to take a picture with just the wolf, with the wolf wearing a Bison National Champion T-shirt, and to have that picture put on a t-shirt, preferably superimposed over an American Flag flying over a full moon. He said no deal and told me to move along.

Sorry MNLonghorn, I tried.

[MNLonghorn10]

He is a fake

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[IzzyFlexion]

He is a fake

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Tatanka belong on prairie. Not supposed to be smartass suburban paleface. Make em Chief Wolfswindler weep.*

http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/share/49/492/257/492573_370.jpg

*too hostile?

[tjamz]

Talk about bad luck. We were just minding our business in the bowels of Nebraska when we happened upon a massive trap. No, not a speed trap, or a sobriety check point... This was much much worse. You see, we were seeing strange things along side the road... Weird, blurry things. At first we thought this to be nothing more than the common north American sasquatch, but how wrong we were. We stumbled across the most scary, aggressive, horrific creature known to man.... The skunk ape.

They even have managed to overtake the local railroad yard and placed a locomotive in front of the cruiser. Fortunately, Keller knew that skunk apes are repelled by the smell of champions and that by urinating outside our vehicle we would ward off most future attacks, as that is how the Nebraska skunk ape shows it's dominance. We are truly lucky to be alive!!2578

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[JustinTyem]

So today I'm at the Fort Worth Stockyards. There, sitting on the sidewalk, is a fully decked out Comanche Indian and his purebred northern wolf, asking people to pay him $5 to pet the wolf, and $10 to take a picture with him and the wolf. I asked how much to take a picture just with the wolf, he said $10, and why don't I want him in the picture. I said it's complicated. I asked him how much to take a picture with just the wolf, with the wolf wearing a Bison National Champion T-shirt, and to have that picture put on a t-shirt, preferably superimposed over an American Flag flying over a full moon. He said no deal and told me to move along.

Sorry MNLonghorn, I tried.
He is a fake

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Tatanka belong on prairie. Not supposed to be smartass suburban paleface. Make em Chief Wolfswindler weep.*

http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/share/49/492/257/492573_370.jpg

*too hostile?
Talk about bad luck. We were just minding our business in the bowels of Nebraska when we happened upon a massive trap. No, not a speed trap, or a sobriety check point... This was much much worse. You see, we were seeing strange things along side the road... Weird, blurry things. At first we thought this to be nothing more than the common north American sasquatch, but how wrong we were. We stumbled across the most scary, aggressive, horrific creature known to man.... The skunk ape.

They even have managed to overtake the local railroad yard and placed a locomotive in front of the cruiser. Fortunately, Keller knew that skunk apes are repelled by the smell of champions and that by urinating outside our vehicle we would ward off most future attacks, as that is how the Nebraska skunk ape shows it's dominance. We are truly lucky to be alive!!2578

Sent from my SPH-D710 using Tapatalk 2Ok,This my kind of stinky shit. I damn near woke up the wife,cause I cant stop laughing from you guys,LoL :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[walknroehl]

Do the headlights work on that thing? Friday night we are leaving 3rd base and happen upon the Frisco Cruiser driving along a city street with no headlights. I was laughing my ass off and well hoping a police didn't happen along.

[tjamz]

Do the headlights work on that thing? Friday night we are leaving 3rd base and happen upon the Frisco Cruiser driving along a city street with no headlights. I was laughing my ass off and well hoping a police didn't happen along.

Yes.... One of our heater fans quit though.... Cold a hell on parts of this bus

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[HandoEX]

Do the headlights work on that thing? Friday night we are leaving 3rd base and happen upon the Frisco Cruiser driving along a city street with no headlights. I was laughing my ass off and well hoping a police didn't happen along.
That was not fun, and yes, an officer did notice. I told him that Bison fans don't put up with that kind of crap and he apoligized for the inconvenience.

200 miles from Fargo. Where are you doubters now? If you don't have haters, you aren't doing it right. This had been the most fun I've ever had.

[tjamz]

The Frisco Cruiser is within the city limits of Fargo once again and thus the fellowship has come to and end my dear Frodo. Perhaps someday i shall tell you EVERY detail about my adventure away from the shire... Perhaps one day indeed

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[DjKyRo]

Let me be the first to admit I was way off base about the Cruiser's ability to make the trip. That said, I have to imagine you guys had to do some work on it to make it Texas-worthy, no? :biggrin:

Thanks for a great season, fellas. Tailgating wouldn't have been the same without you.

[gumby013]

Now donate the Cruiser to a yet-to-be-built Bison football museum. Put it on a plinth and never drive it again.

Start work on Frisco Cruiser II. Save season.

[CalBison97]

Now donate the Cruiser to a yet-to-be-built Bison football museum. Put it on a plinth and never drive it again.

Start work on Frisco Cruiser II. Save season.

Gut feeling we see original FC and same crew T-minus 362 days in Frisco. Continue good karma. Save season.

[MNLonghorn10]

Gut feeling we see original FC and same crew T-minus 362 days in Frisco. Continue good karma. Save season.

Yeaaa once is enough

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[tjamz]

Let me be the first to admit I was way off base about the Cruiser's ability to make the trip. That said, I have to imagine you guys had to do some work on it to make it Texas-worthy, no? :biggrin:

Thanks for a great season, fellas. Tailgating wouldn't have been the same without you.

Not really. Wired up the back heater,bought some "Fat Joe" bean bags laid some carpet in temporarily, drank a lot of ice hole and said "let's do this!"

[zumabison]

Those fat joe bags rocked. Made it much easier to sleep or at least exist in some sort of purgatory.

[NFH Schlüssel]

Enjoyed the end zone bombs - thanks!

[A1pigskin]

Going 62 mph the entire way would have drove me nuts. I thought it took a long time going 80 mph. Although, I drove the entire way.