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tony
12-13-2012, 06:56 PM
Shouldn't we have a thread about ticket sales that goes, "It's Thursday and their x amount of tickets left. C'mon, let's pump it up and get this baby sold out!"

Since there is no thread in which we worry about whether or not this game is going to sell out, I feel forced to start a thread to show my worry about the lack of a thread in which we worry about whether or not this game is going to sell out. I'm deeply concerned.

Tatanka
12-13-2012, 06:57 PM
Shouldn't we have a thread about ticket sales that goes, "It's Thursday and their x amount of tickets left. C'mon, let's pump it up and get this baby sold out!"

Since there is no thread in which we worry about whether or not this game is going to sell out, I feel forced to start a thread to show my worry about the lack of a thread in which we worry about whether or not this game is going to sell out. I'm deeply concerned.
If something isn't done soon, I am compelled to start another thread discussing the travesty that is this thread. I will do so in the Football forum.

KSBisonFan
12-13-2012, 06:58 PM
http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q598/jghoffman12/daily_gifdump_weekend_edition_10.gif

aces1180
12-13-2012, 06:59 PM
Where's Gabe when you need him?

roadwarrior
12-13-2012, 07:00 PM
Where's Gabe when you need him?

In hiding. Designing the dome expansion project.

BisonNation11
12-13-2012, 07:08 PM
In hiding. Designing the dome expansion project.

http://i1311.photobucket.com/albums/s675/BisonNation11/implode.gif

tony
12-13-2012, 07:09 PM
If something isn't done soon, I am compelled to start another thread discussing the travesty that is this thread. I will do so in the Football forum.

Well, as long as you don't go off-topic on this thread. Because that would be a tragedy.

pike51
12-13-2012, 07:09 PM
So... is this thread kind of like the ones on our board about moving to FBS and the SBC vs CUSA vs MAC vs BE vs who ever the heck else we decide to say wats more teams? Then we start a thread about the thread somewhere else to make fun of the OP in which the OP gets pissed and starts another thread about said posters and complaining and that we're going and nobody can stop us so get over it and #buttbama and then we get to the Fargodome and the Eagles win and Bison fan heads all explode at the same time? And then the Mayans yell "told ya so!" and the world ends because nobody can reach the magic number of 7. Because 7 is the magic number... seven little chipmunks swinging on a branch...


http://www.viddler.com/v/c8809791

aces1180
12-13-2012, 07:13 PM
http://images.wikia.com/icarly/images/8/8f/HUH.gif

BisonTeacher
12-13-2012, 07:14 PM
Where's Gabe when you need him?

Doesnt he have a signal we can shine into the sky from the top of the Fargodome?

BisonFan02
12-13-2012, 07:14 PM
Doesnt he have a signal we can shine into the sky from the top of the Fargodome?

Already bumped Gabes original GSU tix thread...batsignal not needed.

gotts
12-13-2012, 07:15 PM
I still have one for sale. Check Ticket Exchange!!!

56BISON73
12-13-2012, 07:15 PM
In hiding. Designing the dome expansion project.

He should be done by now. Said it would be easy.

BisonTeacher
12-13-2012, 07:15 PM
already bumped gabes original gsu tix thread...batshit crazy signal not needed.


fify............

BisonFan02
12-13-2012, 07:16 PM
fify............

my mistake :D

KSBisonFan
12-13-2012, 07:17 PM
Tony, could you go ahead and put this on the fast track to the Hall of Shame? Whoever started this thread must be a newb and doesn't know his a$$ from a hole in the ground! Dude needs to be banned!

http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q598/jghoffman12/keepmovin.jpg

On_the_road
12-13-2012, 07:18 PM
Shouldn't we have a thread about ticket sales that goes, "It's Thursday and their x amount of tickets left. C'mon, let's pump it up and get this baby sold out!"

Since there is no thread in which we worry about whether or not this game is going to sell out, I feel forced to start a thread to show my worry about the lack of a thread in which we worry about whether or not this game is going to sell out. I'm deeply concerned.

Hmmmmm am I sensing sarcasm?????

BisonTeacher
12-13-2012, 07:19 PM
You guys make me laugh. Thanks. I needed that.

IS IT FRIDAY YET??????????????????? REBECCA BLACK?????????

KSBisonFan
12-13-2012, 07:20 PM
Hmmmmm am I sensing sarcasm?????

I doubt it.....everyone on here knows how to use purple for sarcasm.

BisonFan02
12-13-2012, 07:21 PM
You guys make me laugh. Thanks. I needed that.

IS IT FRIDAY YET??????????????????? REBECCA BLACK?????????

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfkeb4VWl1r8nsclo1_400.gif

tony
12-13-2012, 07:21 PM
Tony, could you go ahead and put this on the fast track to the Hall of Shame? Whoever started this thread must be a newb and doesn't know his a$$ from a hole in the ground! Dude needs to be banned!

http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q598/jghoffman12/keepmovin.jpg

I would ban the guy, but the guy is batsh*t crazy. He was out in the woods yelling at a squirrel to shut the heck up the other day. Who knows how he'd react?

Plus, he's the only guy who knows that admin password.

CAS4127
12-13-2012, 07:21 PM
So... is this thread kind of like the ones on our board about moving to FBS and the SBC vs CUSA vs MAC vs BE vs who ever the heck else we decide to say wats more teams? Then we start a thread about the thread somewhere else to make fun of the OP in which the OP gets pissed and starts another thread about said posters and complaining and that we're going and nobody can stop us so get over it and #buttbama and then we get to the Fargodome and the Eagles win and Bison fan heads all explode at the same time? And then the Mayans yell "told ya so!" and the world ends because nobody can reach the magic number of 7. Because 7 is the magic number... seven little chipmunks swinging on a branch...


http://www.viddler.com/v/c8809791

:offtopic:
Actually, no, it's much more complicated than what you post. That said, I can't say that you don't completely not understand what this thread is about, but you don't quite grasp completely what this thread isn't about apparently either. At least that's what I think.

Does that clear things up for you.

HoopsBison
12-13-2012, 07:25 PM
Gabe is to busy buying 10$ thunder towels and being a boss right now to be making threads at this time...

HerdBot
12-13-2012, 07:30 PM
Were getting so good at selling this bitch out that we don't need ticket threads! I thought we would only have 15,000 on a Friday and showcase an empty dome to a national audience!? :rofl:

I am hard at work designing a double decker mezzanine level above the standing room only corners complete with bar to be used for all dome events. Tatanka sent me a proposed rendition. Looking to class it up but he has the right idea!

Btw wonder how student tickets are going ? Purple font
And there ARE some standing room only tickets left! Go get em!!!

http://blog.ivman.com/wp-content/RNHouseboatUpperDeck.jpg

fancy bar to include a green and yellow ice chest and
http://click.infospace.com/ClickHandler.ashx?du=http%3a%2f%2fwww.prosportstic kers.com%2fproduct_images%2fm%2fmilwaukees_best_li ght_beer__88737_thumb.gif&ru=http%3a%2f%2fwww.prosportstickers.com%2fproduct _images%2fm%2fmilwaukees_best_light_beer__88737_th umb.gif&ld=20121213&ap=7&app=1&c=funv4.1&s=funv4&coi=372380&cop=main-title&euip=67.7.89.8&npp=7&p=0&pp=0&pvaid=94d512e23afa4f9dbfb91fa1b709cb44&ep=7&mid=9&hash=DB1D404EADD31548869AF16868687299

CAS4127
12-13-2012, 07:36 PM
Were getting so good at selling this bitch out that we don't need ticket threads! I thought we would only have 15,000 on a Friday and showcase an empty dome to a national audience!? :rofl:

I am hard at work designing a double decker mezzanine level above the standing room only corners complete with bar to be used for all dome events. Tatanka sent me a proposed rendition. Looking to class it up but he has the right idea!


Btw wonder how student tickets are going ? Purple font
And there ARE some standing room only tickets left! Go get em!!!

http://blog.ivman.com/wp-content/RNHouseboatUpperDeck.jpg

Did pike send you that picture of his yacht?!

HerdBot
12-13-2012, 07:37 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfkeb4VWl1r8nsclo1_400.gif

Ernie and 50 cent, wow!

pike51
12-13-2012, 07:37 PM
:offtopic:
Actually, no, it's much more complicated than what you post. That said, I can't say that you don't completely not understand what this thread is about, but you don't quite grasp completely what this thread isn't about apparently either. At least that's what I think.

Does that clear things up for you.

Yes but no butbama but maybe?

HerdBot
12-13-2012, 07:40 PM
Did pike send you that picture of his yacht?!

This IS his yacht!! He says it's an old picture and it looks better now. Here's the new version
http://www.jobbiecrew.com/image?format=raw&id=1228&type=img&view=image

pike51
12-13-2012, 07:41 PM
This IS his yacht!! He says it's an old picture and it looks better now. Here's the new version
http://www.jobbiecrew.com/image?format=raw&id=1228&type=img&view=image

Damn skippy... and I power that bad boy with a stroked out 383 that runs on nitrous. Fastest thing on the water I tell you. You've got no idea about southern speed.

KSBisonFan
12-13-2012, 07:42 PM
Ernie and 50 cent, wow!

Uuuuuummmmmm, that's Bert.....you know, the dude in the relationship.

CAS4127
12-13-2012, 07:47 PM
This IS his yacht!! He says it's an old picture and it looks better now. Here's the new version
http://www.jobbiecrew.com/image?format=raw&id=1228&type=img&view=image

So, is the bottom the yacht and the top his house?!:confused:

HerdBot
12-13-2012, 08:15 PM
So, is the bottom the yacht and the top his house?!:confused:

used to be the roof. He's just hanging plastic on it now. But animals keep crawlin' in there and apparently he likes the easy opportunity to trap squirrels for food

pike51
12-13-2012, 08:23 PM
At least my house floats unlike CAS'

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/02/19/us/ICE-1/ICE-1-articleLarge.jpg

HerdBot
12-13-2012, 08:25 PM
At least my house floats unlike CAS'

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/02/19/us/ICE-1/ICE-1-articleLarge.jpg

That's funny but it actually happens quite frequently up here! I couldn't imagine watching my camper sink into the bottom of a lake

THEsocalledfan
12-13-2012, 08:33 PM
At least my house floats unlike CAS'

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/02/19/us/ICE-1/ICE-1-articleLarge.jpg

Best dirty jobs ever was Mike Rowe showing how they remove trucks/etc from lakes in MN after they go through.

aces1180
12-13-2012, 08:54 PM
Best dirty jobs ever was Mike Rowe showing how they remove trucks/etc from lakes in MN after they go through.

That was in Perham on Little Pine Lake...My former co-worker's husband was one of the divers.

tjamz
12-13-2012, 09:04 PM
That's funny but it actually happens quite frequently up here! I couldn't imagine watching my camper sink into the bottom of a lake

The funniest I ever saw was a few years ago (late 90's) in Devils Lake.... truck fell through one weekend and a couple days later they brought a crane out to retrieve it.....you guessed it, the crane broke through as well. Don't think it went completely in but it was freaky as hell to watch.

THEsocalledfan
12-13-2012, 09:10 PM
The funniest I ever saw was a few years ago (late 90's) in Devils Lake.... truck fell through one weekend and a couple days later they brought a crane out to retrieve it.....you guessed it, the crane broke through as well. Don't think it went completely in but it was freaky as hell to watch.

See the dirty jobs episode. Those guys had it down to a science with a patented method. I kid you not....

HerdBot
12-13-2012, 09:19 PM
The funniest I ever saw was a few years ago (late 90's) in Devils Lake.... truck fell through one weekend and a couple days later they brought a crane out to retrieve it.....you guessed it, the crane broke through as well. Don't think it went completely in but it was freaky as hell to watch.

If it happens to you, it sucks. If it happens to someone else, it's funnier than shit!!
:rofl: but i would imagine it was quite frightening until you find out tbey are safe

pike51
12-13-2012, 09:21 PM
If it happens to you, it sucks. If it happens to someone else, it's funnier than shit!!
:rofl:

So considering that, it's always funny to me. Unless I start trying to drive my truck on the lake for some stupid reason.

THEsocalledfan
12-13-2012, 09:24 PM
So considering that, it's always funny to me. Unless I start trying to drive my truck on the lake for some stupid reason.

Ice fishing is much safer and smarter than noodling......

Nough said.

SafeTeeJ
12-13-2012, 09:26 PM
See the dirty jobs episode. Those guys had it down to a science with a patented method. I kid you not....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVzYbUDcu7g


not the scientific way.

daddy daycare
12-13-2012, 09:27 PM
Ice fishing is much safer and smarter than noodling......

Nough said.

Drink beer, play poker, continuous porn on the TV...what's not to like about ice fishing.

Tatanka
12-13-2012, 09:27 PM
Ice fishing is much safer and smarter than noodling......

Nough said.

Do you mean with the catfish or with their women? I would wager it's especially dangerous for blind dudes that have to go by their sense of smell... must be really confusing.

On_the_road
12-13-2012, 09:35 PM
Do you mean with the catfish or with their women? I would wager it's especially dangerous for blind dudes that have to go by their sense of smell... must be really confusing.

I do believe that you said that OUTLOUD. :biggrin:

CAS4127
12-13-2012, 09:44 PM
So considering that, it's always funny to me. Unless I start trying to drive my truck on the lake for some stupid reason.

Considering that, I wish you were coming up for game so I could meet you personally ... and then see you slip on the icy parking lot and fall squarely on your ass-->that would be funny to me!!:)


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KSBisonFan
12-13-2012, 09:54 PM
Considering that, I wish you were coming up for game so I could meet you personally ... and then see you slip on the icy parking lot and fall squarely on your ass-->that would be funny to me!!:)


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Professor Chaos
12-13-2012, 10:52 PM
The directors of the firm hired to create this thread wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.... the thread will now be completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

perthbison
12-13-2012, 11:42 PM
The funniest I ever saw was a few years ago (late 90's) in Devils Lake.... truck fell through one weekend and a couple days later they brought a crane out to retrieve it.....you guessed it, the crane broke through as well. Don't think it went completely in but it was freaky as hell to watch.I think thats the time they had let the ice thicken for a month, then build a longer skid frameto winch it up with. A fellow I knew had a 38 inch chain saw and he was hired to cut the hole to winch the pickup up through. If I remember right, it was a practically new chevy pickup and he said it was surprising how much rust it had after 40 days in the bottom of DL. I bet his insurance got raised next quarter.

BisonHorns
12-14-2012, 04:04 AM
I saw a guy break through the ice with a ford 350. He called AAA, I kid you not, and they sent our a tow truck. It was strong enough. Then they called in a big rig wrecker from Aberdeen SD. He ran his wench cable in from shore. As he pulled the pickup the wheels hooked on the ice and ripped the axles off one at a time. I got the whole thing recorded on an old VHS camcorder!

TransAmBison
12-14-2012, 10:59 AM
Bert, Gabe, Bert.

KilldeerBison
12-14-2012, 11:52 AM
http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q598/jghoffman12/1325191861_ice_rescue_rope_prank.gif

Is this the GSU Noodling that THEsocalledfan is speaking of? Or, is this the GSU version of ice fishing? Or, is it both, Ice-Noodling?

KSBisonFan
12-14-2012, 12:42 PM
Is this the GSU Noodling that THEsocalledfan is speaking of? Or, is this the GSU version of ice fishing? Or, is it both, Ice-Noodling?

It's how GSU fans get shaved ice. See how he's using his front tooth to shave the ice as his Momma pulls the string? Whatever works, I guess......BTW, I could watch that gif all day long and I probably will.....

pike51
12-14-2012, 01:10 PM
It's how GSU fans get shaved ice. See how he's using his front tooth to shave the ice as his Momma pulls the string? Whatever works, I guess......BTW, I could watch that gif all day long and I probably will.....

Ok. You watch that... the rest of us will watch this:

http://sportscracklepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kate-upton-bouncy.gif

Eagle06
12-14-2012, 01:30 PM
Is this the GSU Noodling that THEsocalledfan is speaking of? Or, is this the GSU version of ice fishing? Or, is it both, Ice-Noodling?

Nah it's just a bored spiderman visiting his North Dakota relatives.
http://i.imgur.com/3NZ7o.gif

1998braves64
12-14-2012, 11:07 PM
Lots of tickets for sale in lobby!

loudsilverado
12-14-2012, 11:20 PM
Did this thing sell out??