A deep look into the future

[HerdBot]

EDIT: This is not projected starters. Just roster makeup.

There has been some good discussion as to how the team will look in a few years after we graduate the giant class of 30+. I projected future rosters based on who is graduating and who we've signed. These aren't necessasrily starters and we have no clue who will be with the team in 4years but it gives a rough idea of how the team could look in the future. I was a bit concerned about 2014 but after looking at the roster I think we're going to be really good. I didn't include all the seniors who primarily play special teams because I didn't want to start another section and I guarantee you I have tons of spelling errors.

I noticed a few things. Justin Arp isn't listed on the roster? They added the freshman class. Also they updated height and weight. Looks like some guys added substantial weight.

2012

OFFENSE
QB Jensen (jr), Thorton (so), Wentz (rfr), McGinniss (fr)
RB Ojuri (jr), Jones (rfr), Crockett (so), Dinwiddie (so) Lang (jr)
WR Vraa (so), Wahlo (jr) Woods (frosh) Warren (frosh)
WR Smith (jr) Okland (rfr)
WR Gebheart (so) Moody (so) Gray (frosh)
RT Pomerenke (so) Lechler (frosh)
RG Gimmestad (jr) Nack (jr) Schueler (so) Colville (rfr)
C Lund (sr) Hinz (jr) Zack Johnson (frosh)
LG Jerve (jr) Beckius (sr) Lavoy (jr) Hahn (frosh)
LT Turner (jr) Plankers (frosh)
TE Talor Nelson (jr), Bruhn (sr) Vaaeland (jr) Lee (rfr) Albers (rfr)
FB Grothman (jr) Bonet (rfr)

DEFENSE
DE Emanual (so), Hardie (so) Chuks Amechi (frosh)
DE Jirik (jr) Gordon (jr) Hagen (sr)
DT Perry (jr) Lueke (jr) Schaetz (rfr) Wood (rfr) Talmadge (rfr) Farnloff (frosh)
NT Drevlow (jr) Juckem (jr) Enyi (jr) Pierce (frosh)
LB Littlejohn (so) Jemison (sr) Sonenfeld (rfr) Scholarie (rfr) Lavoy (rfr)
LB Olson (jr) Hushka (jr) Dinwiddie (so) Stumph (frosh) Riopelle (frosh)
LB Beck (so) Tauteoli (jr) Rogers (jr) Gefroh (so) Davis (frosh)
CB Williams (jr), Boyd (sr) Martin (sr) Champion (rfr)
CB Pierre (jr) Colvin (so) CJ Smith (rfr)
S Dudzik (so) Ollman (sr) Liekhus (frosh)
S Heagle (jr) Shepherd (jr) Smith (frosh) Brantley (frosh)


2013
(ADD ESTIMATED 9 PLAYERS)

OFFENSE
QB Jensen (sr), Thorton (jr), Wentz (so), McGinniss (rfr)
RB Ojuri (sr), Jones (so), Crockett (jr), Dinwiddie (jr) Lang (sr)
WR Vraa (jr), Wahlo (sr) Woods (rfr) Warren (rfr)
WR Smith (sr) Okland (so)
WR Gebheart (sr) Moody (jr) Gray (rfr)
RT Pomerenke (jr) Lechler (rfr)
RG Gimmestad (sr) Nack (sr) Schueler (jr) Colville (so)
C Hinz (sr) Zack Johnson (rfr)
LG Jerve (sr) Lavoy (sr) Hahn (rfr)
LT Turner (sr) Plankers (rfr)
TE Talor Nelson (sr), Vaaeland (sr) Lee (so) Albers (so)
FB Grothman (sr) Bonet (so)

DEFENSE
DE Emanual (jr), Hardie (jr) Chuks Amechi (rfr)
DE Jirik (sr) Gordon (sr)
DT Perry (sr) Lueke (sr) Schaetz (so) Wood (so) Talmadge (so) Farnloff (rfr)
NT Drevlow (sr) Juckem (sr) Enyi (sr) Pierce (rfr)
LB Littlejohn (jr) Sonenfeld (so) Scholarie (so) Lavoy (so)
LB Olson (sr) Hushka (sr) Dinwiddie (jr) Stumph (rfr) Riopelle (rfr)
LB Beck (jr) Tauteoli (sr) Rogers (sr) Gefroh (jr) Davis (rfr)
CB Williams (sr), Champion (so)
CB Pierre (sr) Colvin (jr) CJ Smith (so)
S Dudzik (jr) Liekhus (rfr)
S Heagle (sr) Shepherd (sr) Smith (rfr) Brantley (rfr)

2014
(ADD 30 true frosh PLAYERS)
9 redshirt fresh from year before)

OFFENSE
QB Thorton (sr), Wentz (jr), McGinniss (so)
RB, Jones (jr), Crockett (sr), Dinwiddie (sr))
WR Vraa (sr),) Woods (so) Warren (so)
WR Okland (jr)
WR Gebheart (sr) Moody (sr) Gray (so)
RT Pomerenke (sr) Lechler (so)
RG Schueler (sr) Colville (jr)
C Zack Johnson (so)
LG Hahn (so)
LT Plankers (so)
TE Lee (jr) Albers (jr)
FB Bonet (jr) Cyr (jr)

DEFENSE
DE Emanual (sr), Chuks Amechi (so)
DE Hardie (sr)
DT Schaetz (jr) Wood (jr) Talmadge (jr) Farnloff (so)
NT Pierce (so)
LB Littlejohn (sr) Sonenfeld (jr) Scholarie (jr) Lavoy (jr)
LB Dinwiddie (sr) Stumph (so) Riopelle (so)
LB Beck (sr) Gefroh (sr) Davis (so)
CB Champion (jr)
CB Colvin (sr) CJ Smith (jr)
S Dudzik (sr) Liekhus (so)
S Smith (so) Brantley (so)


2015
(ADD 16 true frosh)
30 red shirt freshman
9 sophomores

OFFENSE
QB Wentz (sr), McGinniss (jr)
RB, Jones (sr),
WR Vraa (MEDIAL),) Woods (jr) Warren (jr)
WR Okland (sr)
WR Gray (jr)
RT Lechler (jr)
RG Colville (sr)
C Zack Johnson (jr)
LG Hahn (jr) Lesar (sr)
LT Plankers (jr)
TE Lee (sr) Albers (sr)
FB Bonet (sr)

DEFENSE
DE Chuks Amechi (jr)
DE
DT Farnloff (jr) Schaetz (sr) Wood (sr) Talmadge (sr)
NT Pierce (jr)
LB Sonenfeld (sr) Scholarie (sr) Lavoy (sr)
LB Stumph (jr) Riopelle (jr)
LB Davis (jr)
CB Champion (sr)
CB CJ Smith (sr)
S Liekhus (jr)
S Brantley (jr) Smith (jr)


2016
(ADD true frosh 15)
16 redshirt freshman
30 sophmores
9 juniors

OFFENSE
QB McGinniss (sr)
RB
WR Woods (sr)
WR Warren (sr)
WR Gray (sr)
RT Lechler (sr)
RG
C Zack Johnson (sr)
LG Hahn (sr)
LT Plankers (sr)
TE
FB

DEFENSE
DE Chuks Amechi (sr)
DE
DT Farnloff (sr)
NT Pierce (sr)
LB Riopelle (sr)
LB Stumph (sr)
LB Davis (sr)
CB
CB
S Liekhus (sr)
S Brantley (sr)
Smith (sr)

[CaBisonFan]

Nice work gabe. Interesting read.

[stevdock]

How about we enjoy 2012 before getting concerned about future years?? Plus it's very nice that you are projecting starters out of HS seniors but nobody has any idea how these kids will pan out.

I do appreciate the work you put into it though. It was interesting. I know Jack Plankers quite well and my guess is that he is a ROT not LOT. But we shall see.

[HerdBot]

How about we enjoy 2012 before getting concerned about future years?? Plus it's very nice that you are projecting starters out of HS seniors but nobody has any idea how these kids will pan out.

thanks dick i spent a ton of time putting this together and I said clearly that these are not projected starters and we don't know who will be with the team. It's just the roster makeup. read before you say something ass hole like

[MarkyMark]

I don't know about projecting starters but what impresses me is the size of the offensive linemen that came in last year and this Fall.

The offensive line recruits from 2011 and 2012 could be the heart of what will be more great years of Bison football after the 2010 class graduates.

2011 Jacob Lesar 6'6 299
2012 Sam Hahn 6'6 265
2012 Zack Johnson 6'5, 315
2012 Landon Lechler 6'7, 250
2012 Jack Plankers 6'7, 290
2011 Joe Haeg 6'6, 278
2011 Josh Colville, 6'2 279

We will need a dominating offensive line to take on Iowa in 2016.

[BlueBisonRock]

thanks dick i spent a ton of time putting this together and I said clearly that these are not projected starters and we don't know who will be with the team. It's just the roster makeup. read before you say something ass hole like

And we have spent all of this time thinking his name was Steve. Thanks for clearing that up!!!

[BisonNation11]

Great read! Thanks for taking the time! Its interesting to see where everyone could end up in the following years without trying to follow it all in your head. Keep up the great work!

[HerdBot]

I don't know about projecting starters but what impresses me is the size of the offensive linemen that came in last year and this Fall.

The offensive line recruits from 2011 and 2012 could be the heart of what will be more great years of Bison football after the 2010 class graduates.

2011 Jacob Lesar 6'6 299
2012 Sam Hahn 6'6 265
2012 Zack Johnson 6'5, 315
2012 Landon Lechler 6'7, 250
2012 Jack Plankers 6'7, 290
2011 Joe Haeg 6'6, 278
2011 Josh Colville, 6'2 279

We will need a dominating offensive line to take on Iowa in 2016.

Great size although most of the teams in the region are big too. SDSU has 5 guys 6-7 or taller. What impresses me is the athleticism

[CaBisonFan]

thanks dick i spent a ton of time putting this together and I said clearly that these are not projected starters and we don't know who will be with the team. It's just the roster makeup. read before you say something ass hole like

I think a lot of us look at this year's junior class and wonder what's gonna happen when they're finished. The class is so huge and talented that it's natural to want to see how we'll be positioned. It appears that we'll still be very talented...and if recruiting continues to be strong I don't see a huge drop-off. It's encouraging.

Lest we forget...this is the Bison that we're talking about. It isn't just any football program. We'll be fine.

[JustinTyem]

thanks dick i spent a ton of time putting this together and I said clearly that these are not projected starters and we don't know who will be with the team. It's just the roster makeup. read before you say something ass hole likeWho PISSED in ur Cherios??? Thank God, I eat Raisin Bran !!!!!

[ndsubison1]

dont want to get too ahead but seriously how loaded is our 2013 team going to be?

[WYOBISONMAN]

A great read that show the Bison should be damn solid for the next few years especially as long as we can continue to reload.

[DjKyRo]

I think stevdock raises a good point when he notes that this is, at best, conjecture. It's sure fun to see what pieces we have returning for the next few seasons (particularly, as ming noted, the '13 season where we should be just stacked) but it's tricky to try and pinpoint who might step up, who will remain with the program, or what underclassmen might step up in future classes. Heck, it's tough to assume a class of 30 is going to replace this coming year's junior class. Recruiting can be a beeotch like that.

Nonetheless, exciting to think about the future of Bison football. Still hard to believe a team loaded up with sophomores just won the national title. The future could hold some real fun.

[IzzyFlexion]

thanks dick i spent a ton of time putting this together and I said clearly that these are not projected starters and we don't know who will be with the team. It's just the roster makeup. read before you say something ass hole like


Who PISSED in ur Cherios??? Thank God, I eat Raisin Bran !!!!!

Although I don't know the gentleman, I believe his name is Dick.

-sorry to all involved...just efin' around.

[4mcruenomore]

Does this mean by having a bunch of sophomores on this year's championship team, that by the time 2015 rolls around and we play teh Sux, we will be in a "rebuilding" phase? If that is true, we are screwed.

[KSBisonFan]

thanks dick i spent a ton of time putting this together and I said clearly that these are not projected starters and we don't know who will be with the team. It's just the roster makeup. read before you say something ass hole like

I think it's pretty safe to say the most popular first name, by far, of posters on here is Dick......weird.

[GradBison]

http://www.bedeviant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/conan.jpg

[HerdBot]

Does this mean by having a bunch of sophomores on this year's championship team, that by the time 2015 rolls around and we play teh Sux, we will be in a "rebuilding" phase? If that is true, we are screwed.

That was my initial thought but at a glance, if we keep most of these guys were going to be loaded at WR, Oline, Dline, and safety. Next class is important. Obviously we need defensive ends and running backs first and foremost. The good news is instead of depending on 30 true freshman, well depends on 30 redshirt freshman . And whenever you have a huge class, several should play in 2014. Just the law of averages.

[81to86Bisonfan]

Gabe,
Great work! I always think in the future of who will play and make a difference, which is why each year is exciting, but never laid it out like this. Like others have said, we are a great program and recruiting & winning will continue.

Chris

[heffray]

GREAT! Another thread where gabe types out an interesting and long (or interestingly long) hypothetical synopsis of our team for future consideration and everyone heaps on the appreciation or ribs him. Exciting. Can't wait.

[heffray]

http://www.bedeviant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/conan.jpg

I take back everything bad I just said about this thread. THIS^ just made it all worth it.

[HerdBot]

I think it's pretty safe to say the most popular first name, by far, of posters on here is Dick......weird.

Many Dicks here!

[HerdBot]

GREAT! Another thread where gabe types out an interesting and long (or interestingly long) hypothetical synopsis of our team for future consideration and everyone heaps on the appreciation or ribs him. Exciting. Can't wait.

Im either loved or hated! :) its the off season so people tend to be testy

[MNLonghorn10]

how many national championships?

[Tatanka]

Many Dicks here!


its the off season so people tend to be testy

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs6/1971284_o.gif

[56BISON73]

thanks dick i spent a ton of time putting this together and I said clearly that these are not projected starters and we don't know who will be with the team. It's just the roster makeup. read before you say something ass hole like

For all the work you put in I would have thought you would have included 40 times.:biggrin:

[KSBisonFan]

For all the work you put in I would have thought you would have included 40 times.:biggrin:

Separate thread.....:biggrin: :hide:

[ndsubison1]

how many national championships?

eleventy .

[Bison03]

This is just my opinion but from all that I have heard about Carson Wentz, he will be a starter before Thorten. I predict Wentz will be the #2 QB going into the season.

[heffray]

Hmm, I wonder what topic this thread will end up on before it's all said and done... Let's take a poll:

A. NDSU v UND possibilities and implications
B. How much Western ND talent do you need on this roster before you can start thinking about a repeat?
C. Lakes
D. Validity of PreSeason Polls
E. How Sucky UNI is at everything
F. All of the above
G. None of the above, Write-in topic:____________________

[SDbison]

How about if posters at Bisonville at least try to keep the threads on topic. I enjoy the occasional drift, but when every thread is all over the map it seems like a waste of time to follow up on threads because they are all garbage. Thanks for caring.
Now cue all sorts of justification for constant drift and / or berating me and the message.

[DePereBisonFan]

For me, looking at this roster, this is what I love about being a Bison fan: The past was great, the present is great, and the future will be great.

What a wonderful century to live in and what a great team to cheer on! :)

[heffray]

How about if posters at Bisonville at least try to keep the threads on topic. I enjoy the occasional drift, but when every thread is all over the map it seems like a waste of time to follow up on threads because they are all garbage. Thanks for caring.
Now cue all sorts of justification for constant drift and / or berating me and the message.

So... You're picking G then? Ok, 1 for G.

[56BISON73]

So... You're picking G then? Ok, 1 for G.

Im going with F

[KSBisonFan]

Hmm, I wonder what topic this thread will end up on before it's all said and done... Let's take a poll:

A. NDSU v UND possibilities and implications
B. How much Western ND talent do you need on this roster before you can start thinking about a repeat?
C. Lakes
D. Validity of PreSeason Polls
E. How Sucky UNI is at everything
F. All of the above
G. None of the above, Write-in topic:_A post with a poll predicting what direction thread drift will take_____


I pick G^^^^^^^

[IzzyFlexion]

Put me down for DDD http://images3.bangbros.com/bigtitsroundasses/shoots/btra2168/t1/big2.jpg

[No_Skill]

Hmm, I wonder what topic this thread will end up on before it's all said and done... Let's take a poll:

A. NDSU v UND possibilities and implications
B. How much Western ND talent do you need on this roster before you can start thinking about a repeat?
C. Lakes
D. Validity of PreSeason Polls
E. How Sucky UNI is at everything
F. All of the above
G. None of the above, Write-in topic:____________________

G. None of the above, Write-in topic: The new logos suck.


Edit: Izzy presented a good argument...I change my vote to DDD.

[heffray]

G. None of the above, Write-in topic: [U]The new logos suck.

Simply because I want this to win the prediction segment of the poll...

Man, those new logos sure do suck!

Have I mentioned how sucky they are?

...Suckity, suck suck suck!

[KSBisonFan]

Simply because I want this to win the prediction segment of the poll...

Man, those new logos sure do suck!

Have I mentioned how sucky they are?

...Suckity, suck suck suck!

Cue TAB in 3..........2................1...............

[HerdBot]

Put me down for DDD http://images3.bangbros.com/bigtitsroundasses/shoots/btra2168/t1/big2.jpg

Way too many veins in that rack.

[BlueBisonRock]

Way too many veins in that rack.

And . . . . . There are those who would kick if they were hung with a new rope.

[NorthernBison]

You guys are so dead. You can't stick to breaking just one SDBison rule. NOOOOOO..... Now you are all trying to be funny. Big mistake.

[SDbison]

You guys are so awesome! Lets see how many threads can get so highjacked that they are meaningless. Really undermines the purpose of a messageboard. Makes me glad I spend much less time here over the summer months. But then just think what guests must think when they visit Bisonville? I don't have a problem with the typical amount of thread drift and joking around.....just the excessive amounts like this. What was this thread about anyway?

[NorthernBison]

You guys are so awesome! Lets see how many threads can get so highjacked that they are meaningless. Really undermines the purpose of a messageboard. Makes me glad I spend much less time here over the summer months. But then just think what guests must think when they visit Bisonville? I don't have a problem with the typical amount of thread drift and joking around.....just the excessive amounts like this. What was this thread about anyway?

Hey, this thread only took until the THIRD POST to go off the rails.

BTW, I'm leaving this one now because "hypothetical depth charts" for the next X years bores the living hell out of me.

[IzzyFlexion]

You guys are so awesome! Lets see how many threads can get so highjacked that they are meaningless. Really undermines the purpose of a messageboard. Makes me glad I spend much less time here over the summer months. But then just think what guests must think when they visit Bisonville? I don't have a problem with the typical amount of thread drift and joking around.....just the excessive amounts like this. What was this thread about anyway?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ITZ1KLIppt0/TB5m-cO6k9I/AAAAAAAACx8/HAZGtqnCk7U/s1600/0.jpg

[heffray]

You guys are so awesome! Lets see how many threads can get so highjacked that they are meaningless. Really undermines the purpose of a messageboard. Makes me glad I spend much less time here over the summer months. But then just think what guests must think when they visit Bisonville? I don't have a problem with the typical amount of thread drift and joking around.....just the excessive amounts like this. What was this thread about anyway?

HAHAHAHA!!! Holy crap. I'm sorry, but... I don't think anyone should care what "guests" think about a freaking online public college sports forum. Are you kidding me? What, like, if we are all sophisticated enough and are able to stay "on topic" in all our threads, the guests from opposing teams will somehow have more respect for us, or maybe even switch sides? Maybe, if we are relevant and intelligent enough in all our posts, they may start posting this stuff in the Forum or the Star Trib?!?!

I'm sorry, but that sort of crap is just ridiculous. If you think that anyone besides the posters on this site really care about what we say, you need a reality check. I come here for fun. Thank goodness for people who drift the threads to places where I can have a laugh and enjoy myself a little.

If you're so high on all your BV posts, go look for a job, I hear there's a local newspaper that needs some quality journalism.

Good Lord...

[SDbison]

HAHAHAHA!!! Holy crap. I'm sorry, but... I don't think anyone should care what "guests" think about a freaking online public college sports forum. Are you kidding me? What, like, if we are all sophisticated enough and are able to stay "on topic" in all our threads, the guests from opposing teams will somehow have more respect for us, or maybe even switch sides? Maybe, if we are relevant and intelligent enough in all our posts, they may start posting this stuff in the Forum or the Star Trib?!?!

I'm sorry, but that sort of crap is just ridiculous. If you think that anyone besides the posters on this site really care about what we say, you need a reality check. I come here for fun. Thank goodness for people who drift the threads to places where I can have a laugh and enjoy myself a little.

If you're so high on all your BV posts, go look for a job, I hear there's a local newspaper that needs some quality journalism.

Good Lord...
Unlike you, most people go to a thread to read or post something ABOUT THE TOPIC.......not wander through some mindless unrelated babble.
Why have any topic titles, instead just show as....Random Thoughts 1....Random Thoughts 2....Random Thoughts 3....

[TransAmBison]

Unlike you, most people go to a thread to read or post something ABOUT THE TOPIC.......not wander through some mindless unrelated babble.
Why have any topic titles, instead just show as....Random Thoughts 1....Random Thoughts 2....Random Thoughts 3....Psst...hey SD...I hate to tell you...but your thread drift is showing.*










*Had to do it. Whether willing or not, you participated in a drift. :)

[TransAmBison]

btw...I am not ganging up on SD...just having a little fun...

[SDbison]

btw...I am not ganging up on SD...just having a little fun... I get it......and I am fighting the over use of thread drift by contributing to it. To be clear, I am not against all thread drift or joking around within a thread. Obviously there is no clear line where it goes overboard, but I wish some posters could use some common sense.
Most of us here are adults, even though we don't always act like it........:biggrin:

[ndsubison1]

You guys are so awesome! Lets see how many threads can get so highjacked that they are meaningless. Really undermines the purpose of a messageboard. Makes me glad I spend much less time here over the summer months. But then just think what guests must think when they visit Bisonville? I don't have a problem with the typical amount of thread drift and joking around.....just the excessive amounts like this. What was this thread about anyway?

this is pretty much how most message boards are, welcome to the internet

[SamsRams]

this is pretty much how most message boards are, welcome to the internet

and there is the problem, this is an NDSU message board, we are better then the others and should be able to stay on topic longer. Champions dont thread drift :hide:

[56BISON73]

and there is the problem, this is an NDSU message board, we are better then the others and should be able to stay on topic longer. Champions dont thread drift :hide:

:facepalm::biggrin::rofl:

[IzzyFlexion]

I'm one the drifting assholes (I play rhythm guitar and do background vocals)
I don't think I can change my childish behavior on here and if that creates problems for anyone, then I humbly apologize.

But, without BV as an outlet, I'm pretty sure I would have driven head on into a concrete overpass pier alooonnnngggggg time ago.

[KSBisonFan]

I'm one the drifting assholes (I play rhythm guitar and do background vocals)
I don't think I can change my childish behavior on here and if that creates problems for anyone, then I humbly apologize.

But, without BV as an outlet, I'm pretty sure I would have driven head on into a concrete overpass pier alooonnnngggggg time ago.

I too am a thread drift engineer on occasion but it's my fellow thread drifters who can lighten a day or week gone bad. Last week, for instance, included being a pall bearer for my best client and attending the funeral of another client, age 24, who was killed in a motorcycle accident :(......I'm with Izzy on this one. The only thing I laughed at all week was on Bisonville.......life's too short

[Tatanka]

I propose changing the name of this thread to "a derp look into the future".

[TransAmBison]

and there is the problem, this is an NDSU message board, we are better then the others and should be able to stay on topic longer. Champions dont thread drift :hide::rofl: You kill me sometimes! :rofl: You are the perfect straight man. Seriously...I love it. j/k...but no really....good stuff. I'm just ####in happy. I love summer...softball...gettin' drunk...oh yeah...*







*Did I just thread drift the thread drift topic that thread drifted from a topic that SD helped thread drift?

[CaBisonFan]

Has anyone considered having a 'sticky' thread for drifting?

[tony]

Has anyone considered having a 'sticky' thread for drifting?

You should really post that in the Suggestions forum.


heheehehhehehehhehehe

[SamsRams]

:rofl: You kill me sometimes! :rofl: You are the perfect straight man. Seriously...I love it. j/k...but no really....good stuff. I'm just ####in happy. I love summer...softball...gettin' drunk...oh yeah...*


SOMEONE FINDS ME FUNNY


http://youtu.be/rl_NpdAy3WY

[SamsRams]

you should really post that in the football forum.


fify............

[ndsubison1]

:rofl: You kill me sometimes! :rofl: You are the perfect straight man. Seriously...I love it. j/k...but no really....good stuff. I'm just ####in happy. I love summer...softball...gettin' drunk...oh yeah...*







*Did I just thread drift the thread drift topic that thread drifted from a topic that SD helped thread drift?

did somebody say softball??? now you know why my posting is down this summer

[SamsRams]

did somebody say softball??? now you know why my posting is down this summer

cracks me up when grown men play a girls sport. Were the hop scotch and synchronized swimming leagues full?

[Mr. Burgundy]

I miss Ming posting his stats and slowpitch record. Or was that his intramural team. Good times.

[heffray]

cracks me up when grown men play a girls sport. Were the hop scotch and synchronized swimming leagues full?

Wow... this comment, and "Champions don't thread drift," I have no words... Simply astounding.

I love this thread.

[BISONBRI53]

cracks me up when grown men play a girls sport. Were the hop scotch and synchronized swimming leagues full?

Are you still upset about the "Blueberry John" incident when we were kids? Is that why you hate?:biggrin:

[ndsubison1]

cracks me up when grown men play a girls sport. Were the hop scotch and synchronized swimming leagues full?

you should watch some of the tops teams in the country. or take a line drive pitching. you would probably change your mind

[ndsubison1]

I miss Ming posting his stats and slowpitch record. Or was that his intramural team. Good times.

were currently 4-2 in the monday upper. got heeeeem

[TransAmBison]

you should watch some of the tops teams in the country. or take a line drive pitching. you would probably change your mindTook a line drive to the knee last night while pitching. Luckily, beer is a good numbing agent.

[KSBisonFan]

Took a line drive to the knee last night while pitching. Luckily, beer is a good numbing agent.

Was AG catching again? .....

[BlueBisonRock]

Took a line drive to the knee last night while pitching. Luckily, beer is a good numbing agent.

You are one lucky dude. It could have been an arrow!

[SamsRams]

you should watch some of the tops teams in the country. or take a line drive pitching. you would probably change your mind

So what position did you play in high school? Better yet how many of you played softball in high school? How many of you got a scholarship to play softball in college?

I am gonna guess the answer is none of you because it is a girls sport.


Are you still upset about the "Blueberry John" incident when we were kids? Is that why you hate?:biggrin:

Just because you were always the last kid picked doesnt mean you can forget the facts. We were playing baseball and never once did we play softball. Speaking for myself I never wanted to be a girl, not sure I can say the same for slow pitch softball players

[Ross]

Took a line drive to the knee last night while pitching. Luckily, beer is a good numbing agent.

Cool story bro alert:

I still have a big mark on my shin from a line drive that hit me 2 years ago when I was pitching a softball game. You can still see where the laces dug into my skin. It turned the entire lower half of my leg black and blue for a week.

/coolstorybro

[aces1180]

Cool story bro alert:

I still have a big mark on my shin from a line drive that hit me 2 years ago when I was pitching a softball game. You can still see where the laces dug into my skin. It turned the entire lower half of my leg black and blue for a week.

/coolstorybro

I got you beat...I got hit by a pitch by Aaron Marsden in my second to last AB against the Grand Forks Royals back in 1998. It's on the inside of my left ankle (I bet lefty) and I still have a bruise. ;)

[IzzyFlexion]

umpiring during college years in the West Fargo League. Old guy slid into 3rd and immediately began writing in pain. Ran over there and........oh yeah, compound fracture. His bloody fibula was sticking through a hole it had torn in his tube sock extending about 3 inches. Acting quickly, I rubbed a handful of dirt into the wound, called him a girly pussy, and yelled the tradtional.....PLAY BALL!!!! and promptly took my position behind home plate.

OK, that last part is a bit of an embellishment created for that Rams dude. But, that injury was brutal.

[KSBisonFan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH8SZOqc6Pk

[SamsRams]

umpiring during college years in the West Fargo League. Old guy slid into 3rd and immediately began writing in pain. Ran over there and........oh yeah, compound fracture. His bloody fibula was sticking through a hole it had torn in his tube sock extending about 3 inches. Acting quickly, I rubbed a handful of dirt into the wound, called him a girly pussy, and yelled the tradtional.....PLAY BALL!!!! and promptly took my position behind home plate.

OK, that last part is a bit of an embellishment created for that Rams dude. But, that injury was brutal.

reminds me of this story

A state police fire marshal said a fire and explosion Monday at this Union Street bakery in Luzerne was caused by an oven malfunction. A woman was reportedly injured when the oven exploded at R&R Pastries at 349 Union St. at around 7:50 am. Neither the woman’s identity nor her condition could be ascertained Monday night.

Maybe we can have a BV baking league!!

[heffray]

So what position did you play in high school? Better yet how many of you played softball in high school? How many of you got a scholarship to play softball in college?

I am gonna guess the answer is none of you because it is a girls sport.



Just because you were always the last kid picked doesnt mean you can forget the facts. We were playing baseball and never once did we play softball. Speaking for myself I never wanted to be a girl, not sure I can say the same for slow pitch softball players

Still playing a lot of baseball these days? You strike me as the type of person who will always be trying to re-live the "glory days." Good luck with that. Be sure to stretch that hammy.

[56BISON73]

So what position did you play in high school? Better yet how many of you played softball in high school? How many of you got a scholarship to play softball in college?

I am gonna guess the answer is none of you because it is a girls sport.



Just because you were always the last kid picked doesnt mean you can forget the facts. We were playing baseball and never once did we play softball. Speaking for myself I never wanted to be a girl, not sure I can say the same for slow pitch softball players

In La Crosse they have slow pitch softball leagues that you dont wear a glove. Kind of brings up the testosterone level just a bit.:biggrin: Then of course you have the fast pitch leagues where they throw 90-100mph.

[SamsRams]

Still playing a lot of baseball these days? You strike me as the type of person who will always be trying to re-live the "glory days." Good luck with that. Be sure to stretch that hammy.

Hell no, I was an athlete from my childhood thru college. Once I stopped receiving a scholarship I stopped exercising. I am not one of those guys who was horrible at sports growing up and then decided in my mid thirties to try baton twirling or softball or marathons.

I get it rubs a lot of drunks the wrong way when you call softball what it is, but it is a fact. Softball is for girls.

[TransAmBison]

Hell no, I was an athlete from my childhood thru college. Once I stopped receiving a scholarship I stopped exercising. I am not one of those guys who was horrible at sports growing up and then decided in my mid thirties to try baton twirling or softball or marathons.

I get it rubs a lot of drunks the wrong way when you call softball what it is, but it is a fact. Softball is for girls.Are you on the rag?

[heffray]

Hell no, I was an athlete from my childhood thru college. Once I stopped receiving a scholarship I stopped exercising. I am not one of those guys who was horrible at sports growing up and then decided in my mid thirties to try baton twirling or softball or marathons.

I get it rubs a lot of drunks the wrong way when you call softball what it is, but it is a fact. Softball is for girls.

HEY!!! We're happy for ya!!!

[SamsRams]

Are you on the rag?

Is that a softball injury?

[IzzyFlexion]

Is that a softball injury?

It's a sansball injury.

[ndsubison1]

Hell no, I was an athlete from my childhood thru college. Once I stopped receiving a scholarship I stopped exercising. I am not one of those guys who was horrible at sports growing up and then decided in my mid thirties to try baton twirling or softball or marathons.

I get it rubs a lot of drunks the wrong way when you call softball what it is, but it is a fact. Softball is for girls.

i know of a lot of current and former college athletes who play slow pitch softball. some of them are bison athletes. are they girls? haha

[aces1180]

i know of a lot of current and former college athletes who play slow pitch softball. some of them are bison athletes. are they girls? haha

Hell, FUTURE Bison play softball...Carey Woods is in my league.

[heffray]

SamsRams over-indulgent attempt at hypermasculinity: Failing...

[DjKyRo]

You're all girls for not playing jai-alai like I do in my free time.

[BISONBRI53]

So what position did you play in high school? Better yet how many of you played softball in high school? How many of you got a scholarship to play softball in college?

I am gonna guess the answer is none of you because it is a girls sport.



Just because you were always the last kid picked doesnt mean you can forget the facts. We were playing baseball and never once did we play softball. Speaking for myself I never wanted to be a girl, not sure I can say the same for slow pitch softball players

OOOHHHH!! I thought since you were the pitcher back then that it was softball!! :duel:

[ndsubison1]

So what position did you play in high school? Better yet how many of you played softball in high school? How many of you got a scholarship to play softball in college?

I am gonna guess the answer is none of you because it is a girls sport.

nobody is getting scholoarships for slow pitch, not girls. it doesnt exist in college

[TransAmBison]

nobody is getting scholoarships for slow pitch, not girls. it doesnt exist in collegeSo it has something in common with teh whioux nickname now. :D

[Answer Guy]

Took a line drive to the knee last night while pitching. Luckily, beer is a good numbing agent.

Always wondered what position you played. Figured it was pitcher or catcher.

[KSBisonFan]

Always wondered what position you played. Figured it was pitcher or catcher.

He said he got injured while pitching and drunk....you commented how you were bound up one day ========> Disturbing game of "catch"

[Answer Guy]

He said he got injured while pitching and drunk....you commented how you were bound up one day ========> Disturbing game of "catch"

Mine is exit only. Tranny is aware of that policy.

[Tatanka]

Mine is exit only. Tranny is aware of that policy.

I'm glad you clarified. With many peripherals these days, the line between input-only, output-only, and multipurpose input-output devices is getting blurred, especially by TAB after a couple cold ones. So what you're saying is that you prefer the exits only. That would seem to line up well with Tranny's preference.

[344Johnson]

Softball is "for girls." I enjoy playing it anyway. I prefer it to baseball any day too, because some of us suck at hitting the baseball and have bad memories of striking out.

[EndZoneQB]

Softball is "for girls." I enjoy playing it anyway. I prefer it to baseball any day too, because some of us suck at hitting the baseball and have bad memories of striking out.

So you'd rather play softball and remember striking out with them?

[MNLonghorn10]

Hell no, I was an athlete from my childhood thru college. Once I stopped receiving a scholarship I stopped exercising. I am not one of those guys who was horrible at sports growing up and then decided in my mid thirties to try baton twirling or softball or marathons.

I get it rubs a lot of drunks the wrong way when you call softball what it is, but it is a fact. Softball is for girls.
or beerleague softball is an excuse to get out and drink beer.

[344Johnson]

So you'd rather play softball and remember striking out with them?

Hm. Good point. I suck at life. Better to be seen sucking at something difficult than something easy.

[56BISON73]

Hm. Good point. I suck at life. Better to be seen sucking at something difficult than something easy.

You might want to restructure that sentence.:rofl::facepalm2:

[IzzyFlexion]

Hm. Good point. I suck at life. Better to be seen sucking at something difficult than something easy.

I think I just found my protege.

[BISONBRI53]

SOOOO back to the topic! In 5 years we will all still be girls for playing softball and Sams Rams will still RULE the world! And CAS will have full bedazzled jeans instead of the pockets! Kinda on topic there!

[heffray]

SOOOO back to the topic! In 5 years we will all still be girls for playing softball and Sams Rams will still RULE the world! And CAS will have full bedazzled jeans instead of the pockets! Kinda on topic there!

You mean, back on the topic of being off topic? if so, yes.

[344Johnson]

You might want to restructure that sentence.:rofl::facepalm2:

Whats done is done. Damnit.

[HandoEX]

Quick, someone post a thread about meeting recruits at the airport with hand written signs and other awesome manly things.

[HerdBot]

Quick, someone post a thread about meeting recruits at the airport with hand written signs and other awesome manly things.

Are you talking about for the football camps? When is it? In the Texas board they started a similar thread revolving around hookers

[Tatanka]

Are you talking about for the football camps? When is it? In the Texas board they started a similar thread revolving around hookers

DUDE. NO TIME FOR DETAILS. Just start the thread already!!! QUICK!!!





:)

[HandoEX]

Are you talking about for the football camps? When is it? In the Texas board they started a similar thread revolving around hookers

Craig James and hookers at SMU???

[HerdBot]

DUDE. NO TIME FOR DETAILS. Just start the thread already!!! QUICK!!!





:)

I would be more inclined to start a thread asking why they make future recruits bring a fan and roast their asses off in a dorm. We really dont provide AC?

[heffray]

Wow. Hookers. I did not see that coming...