ESPN Sign Ideas

[HerdBot]

ESPN Sign ideas...

Espn3
Sucks
Put Games on
National TV

[DjKyRo]

ESPN Sign ideas...

Espn3
Sucks
Put Games on
National TV

Um, the game is on ESPNU. It's on DirecTV which is available to 16 million households. I think that qualifies as national TV.

How about something like

Experts
Say
Pick
NDSU

[HerdBot]

Um, the game is on ESPNU. It's on DirecTV which is available to 16 million households. I think that qualifies as national TV.

How about something like

Experts
Say
Pick
NDSU

I know that. Statement for the previous 3 games (round 1-3) and the PPV route we, and other teams, had to go through

Like your letters...

[bri-dog]

Eagles
Sure can't
Puss out
Now

[HerdBot]

Eagles
Sure can't
Puss out
Now

Dude that's the greatest sign ever!! I award you +rep points

[SmellsLikeSamHumann]

ESPNU SUCKS, NDSU BLEW IT BY REQUESTING SATURDAY.


Erin Andrews loves our Accents

[BlueBisonRock]

ESPNU SUCKS, NDSU BLEW IT BY REQUESTING SATURDAY.


Erin Says Puckerup Nutcase!

I don't see it in the first one, but the second one might work.

[Hopeful-Bison-Baller]

"I saw Erin Andrew's peephole video"

[Mr. Burgundy]

ESPNU SUCKS, NDSU BLEW IT BY REQUESTING SATURDAY.


Erin Andrews loves our Accents

We get it. You have an opinion. Stop repeating the same thing over and over. Caps locks is on your left.

[HerdBot]

Eight rings
Should
Put
Ninth on thumb

[HerdBot]

Eat
Some of
PLs
Nasty sausage (or nummy)

[SmellsLikeSamHumann]

We get it. You have an opinion. Stop repeating the same thing over and over. Caps locks is on your left.


ok, but you of all people are fine with this? U watch sports on tv all time, isnt that one of reasons for D1? national exposure and poof, we politely declined. Enough with being polite, we should have.swagger, we carry some weight now, lets embrace it

[Go_Herd]

..............Everybody
........loveS
........our Pathologically crazy
lakes bisoN?

[DjKyRo]

ok, but you of all people are fine with this? U watch sports on tv all time, isnt that one of reasons for D1? national exposure and poof, we politely declined. Enough with being polite, we should have.swagger, we carry some weight now, lets embrace it

Seriously Lakes, can you stop derailing every freaking thread with your ESPN crusade? We get it.

[oldfart]

Eagles
Soar
Past
NDSU

[DjKyRo]

As for more sign ideas, I always thought this one (http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2011-October-29-12-1-101.jpg) was pretty good. (slightly NSFW?)

[56BISON73]

Eat
Some of
PLs
Nasty sausage (or nummy)

Did it leave a bad taste in your mouth.

[calelars24]

This one was classic, also NSFW? http://bustedcoverage.com/2009/09/26/espn-gameday-sign-police-fail-hey-erin-i-eat-pussy-well-sign-gets-on-tv/

[HerdBot]

Eagles
Soar
Past
NDSU

Eagles
Show how to drop
Panties on
National TV

[IzzyFlexion]

Eagles
Sore
Post
NDSU game

fyp............

[HerdBot]

Did it leave a bad taste in your mouth.
no comment. :)

[HerdBot]

Eagles
Suck
Penis
NDSU wins

Here I FIFY

[oldfart]

Here I FIFY

Guess that sucking thing was the first thing on your mind. Cabin fever must be a bitch for you guys.

[HerdBot]

Guess that sucking thing was the first thing on your mind. Cabin fever must be a bitch for you guys.

Every Georgia
Southern Fan
Pounds cousins and
Nieces in the ass

[oldfart]

Every Georgia
Southern Fan
Pounds cousins and
Nieces in the ass

..Worse than I thought...LMAO.. you guys are seriously repressed.

[HerdBot]

ESPN executives can’t
Stop us from
Playing a game on
National TV

[HerdBot]

..Worse than I thought...LMAO.. you guys are seriously repressed.

I hear you call it "animal erotica" down south.

[Hammerhead]

Just for some Georgia flavor. :)

Enos
Strate
Pees
Not while standing up.

Yeee haw!!!

http://alonefancryinginthewilderness.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/hu506w.jpg

[56BISON73]

..Worse than I thought...LMAO.. you guys are seriously repressed.

A couple of years ago I was driving back to AR and was going through GA. Stopped at a McDonalds and went through the drive thru. Pulled up to the window and when the lady gave me the drinks I asked her which one was diet and which one was regular. She replied----I dont know. The machine make it. At that point I checked everything in the bag to make sure it was correct

[oldfart]

Ok, REALLY? The whole ESPN sign thing went from making a catchy ESPN sign to blow jobs, homosexuality, inbreeding, and now beastality?? I always wondered what went on inside those ice shacks on the frozen lakes up there. Now I know. Wow... you guys need help..seriously

[WRSDBison]

Eagles
Soak
Panties
Nightly in
Urine

[oldfart]

A couple of years ago I was driving back to AR and was going through GA. Stopped at a McDonalds and went through the drive thru. Pulled up to the window and when the lady gave me the drinks I asked her which one was diet and which one was regular. She replied----I dont know. The machine make it. At that point I checked everything in the bag to make sure it was correct

I cannot argue with this.. McDonald's employees aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. So what's your point?

[heffray]

Ok, REALLY? The whole ESPN sign thing went from making a catchy ESPN sign to blow jobs, homosexuality, inbreeding, and now beastality?? I always wondered what went on inside those ice shacks on the frozen lakes up there. Now I know. Wow... you guys need help..seriously

is it bad that i can't take anything you say seriously because i hear you saying it in my head with that really smart sounding southern accent y'all got down there. ah reckon!

[oldfart]

is it bad that i can't take anything you say seriously because i hear you saying it in my head with that really smart sounding southern accent y'all got down there. ah reckon!

I saw the movie Fargo and yall are making fun of the way we talk? Classic...

[Hammerhead]

I don't think they sell diet sodas down south.


A couple of years ago I was driving back to AR and was going through GA. Stopped at a McDonalds and went through the drive thru. Pulled up to the window and when the lady gave me the drinks I asked her which one was diet and which one was regular. She replied----I dont know. The machine make it. At that point I checked everything in the bag to make sure it was correct

[heffray]

I saw the movie Fargo and yall are making fun of the way we talk? Classic...

yeah. that's funny, basing your perception of how we talk on a movie? you really are a moron.

[oldfart]

I don't think they sell diet sodas down south...

Of course we do. We sell them to yankees. Same thing with unsweet tea.

[oldfart]

yeah. that's funny, basing your perception of how we talk on a movie? you really are a moron.

I'm sure its as accurate as your perception of us. We not inbreeding rednecks, well not all of us.

[56BISON73]

I saw the movie Fargo and yall are making fun of the way we talk? Classic...

I think you need a geography lesson. There was only one scene in the movie filmed in Fargo or about Fargo. The rest of the film was about and in MN. The Minnesotans diffinitely have some interesting speech patterens.

[Wally]

I cannot argue with this.. McDonald's employees aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. So what's your point?


You shouldn't make fun of your co-workers like that. It's not good form.

[oldfart]

You shouldn't make fun of your co-workers like that. It's not good form.

What, are we in the 6th grade here? ooooo, I'm shaking

[WRSDBison]

Pillow Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ndsubison1]

I saw the movie Fargo and yall are making fun of the way we talk? Classic...

like 1% of ppl here talk like that

[Wally]

What, are we in the 6th grade here? ooooo, I'm shaking

At least I passed 6th grade on my own.

http://www.usnews.com/education/blog...eating-scandal

For 10 years, hundreds of Atlanta public school teachers and principals changed answers on state tests in one of the largest cheating scandals in U.S. history, according to a scathing 413-page investigative report released Tuesday by Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal.

[SomeBeach]

Eagles:
Send
Payment
Now!

[BlueBisonRock]

We are going south fast!

<OMG, I did not mean that as an insult to our southern neighbors. Lets try again!>

Um, ya know guys, we can do better than this! Ya betcha! Up here in da nord, we know how to treat a guest! Jest remember to put on a clean shirt and take your yearly bath before the game. And Gabe. Please leave your chipper at home. Ya know it really upsets those visitors.

Perhaps a little better, but it doesn't ring true. Except for the line about Gabe's chipper. Hey, what did happen to Lakes?

Enough fun. We have differences. We have similarities. I spent a good deal of time in Georgia early in my career. I learned three things. They don't know how to drive in snow (the city shuts down and they wait until it thaws), The humidity can be absolutely miserable (I'll take 20 below before I choose their 90 above), and they have some absolutely beautiful women who just love a northern accent.

Lets focus on those things we enjoy like football, beer, and the ladies. Then we should get along real fine.

(Thanks Oldfart. I had forgotten about some of those early experiences. I did enjoy the nightlife in Atlanta.)

[JSUBison]

Seriously Lakes, can you stop derailing every freaking thread with your ESPN crusade? We get it.


:howdy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOm-CTBS62o

[oldfart]

At least I passed 6th grade on my own.

http://www.usnews.com/education/blog...eating-scandal

For 10 years, hundreds of Atlanta public school teachers and principals changed answers on state tests in one of the largest cheating scandals in U.S. history, according to a scathing 413-page investigative report released Tuesday by Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal.

Saw that and it is disturbing. Fortunately we're nowhere near Atlanta. Try again.

[Bison_since_Birth]

almost fell off my chair laughing.

[Bison_since_Birth]

Every Georgia
Southern Fan
Pounds cousins and
Nieces in the ass

Hilarious, but awkwardly true...

[oldfart]

Eagles:
Send
Payment
Now!

Good one..

[Bison_since_Birth]

I saw the movie Fargo and yall are making fun of the way we talk? Classic...

Majority of commercials you watch on your dem tv antenna's is made in the NORTH because we can enunciate and project clear sounding syllables, words like EDUCATION.

[Bison_since_Birth]

At least I passed 6th grade on my own.

http://www.usnews.com/education/blog...eating-scandal

For 10 years, hundreds of Atlanta public school teachers and principals changed answers on state tests in one of the largest cheating scandals in U.S. history, according to a scathing 413-page investigative report released Tuesday by Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal.


Can't say anything against this because it is irrefutable evidence ms. GA

[Wally]

Saw that and it is disturbing. Fortunately we're nowhere near Atlanta. Try again.

For my kid's sake, thankfully I don't live near Atlanta either. Wait, 200+ miles is nowhere near Atlanta? Upgrade the horse and buggy man.

[oldfart]

For my kid's sake, thankfully I don't. 200+ miles is nowhere near Atlanta? Upgrade the horse and buggy man.

Atlanta is a cesspool that we disassociate ourselves from. North of Macon is yankee territory to most of us. We are less than an hour from Savannah and the beach. We enjoy flat land, warm winters and hot southern belles on the beach, not skanky potheads from ATL.

[Wally]

Atlanta is a cesspool that we disassociate ourselves from. North of Macon is yankee territory to most of us. We are less than an hour from Savannah and the beach. We enjoy flat land, warm winters and hot southern belles on the beach, not skanky potheads from ATL.


Atlanta sounds a lot like Grand Forks.

[HerdBot]

Atlanta is a cesspool that we disassociate ourselves from. North of Macon is yankee territory to most of us. We are less than an hour from Savannah and the beach. We enjoy flat land, warm winters and hot southern belles on the beach, not skanky potheads from ATL.

You are a true southerner. You said Yankee.

[oldfart]

You are a true southerner. You said Yankee.

Well we still haven't forgotten the war of northern aggression

[HerdBot]

Well we still haven't forgotten the war of northern aggression

The US would be better off if we let Georgia becomes it's own country. Then you would be void of laws such as sleeping with your relatives.

[oldfart]

The US would be better off if we let Georgia becomes it's own country. Then you would be void of laws such as sleeping with your relatives.

Sounds as if you have had a problem with these laws.

[JustinTyem]

every georgia
southern fan
pounds cousins and
nieces in the assim rotflmao !!!!!!

[Tatanka]

The US would be better off if we let Georgia becomes it's own country. Then you would be void of laws such as sleeping with your relatives.


Sounds as if you have had a problem with these laws.

I would need some photographic evidence to decide for certain whether or not there should be laws against sleeping with your relatives.

[BlueBisonRock]

Atlanta sounds a lot like Grand Forks.

Not. Even. Close.

[Tatanka]

Not. Even. Close.

You're right. Atlanta doesn't have hockey.

[IBleedYellow]

You're right. Atlanta doesn't have hockey.

Although they have Butt-hockey!

[heffray]

Well we still haven't forgotten the war of northern aggression

Next you're going to tell me Spadola didn't do anything wrong...

[56BISON73]

Well we still haven't forgotten the war of northern aggression

Then you remember that ass kicking as well.:rofl:

[Tatanka]

For the history buffs:

Eagles get a
Sherman-style (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherman's_March_to_the_Sea)
Piss-pounding from
NDSU

[Vitojr130]

Eat
S*** GSU!
Pick our
NDSU!

[Vitojr130]

For my kid's sake, thankfully I don't live near Atlanta either. Wait, 200+ miles is nowhere near Atlanta? Upgrade the horse and buggy man.

When I last went down to Florida, we stayed in Macon, GA. Macon was a dump. Driving through Atlanta made me realize that Atlanta was a dump as well.

[HerdBot]

Atlanta is a cesspool that we disassociate ourselves from. North of Macon is yankee territory to most of us and they are generally opposed to incest. We are less than an hour from Savannah and the beach. We enjoy flat land, warm winters and hot steamy sex on the beach with our relatives, not sexually repressed people from ATL.

i fify rosco

[NDBISON1]

I plan on letting their qb know he's the runt of the family due to his brother playing at South Carolina, and him being stuck at crappy Georgia Southern.

[BadlandsBison]

For the history buffs:

Eagles get a
Sherman-style (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherman's_March_to_the_Sea)
Piss-pounding from
NDSU

I vote this one :rofl:

[tjamz]

Every
Single
Playoff Game Deserves
National TV Coverage
Unfortunately Execs Disagree

or

Even the World
Series of
Poker gets more
National coverage
University FCS get screwed

[ndsubison1]

Even Georgia
Southern fans
Pick
North Dakota State
University

[NDSUBowler]

ESPN
Sure
Picks on
NDSU

[oldfart]

When I last went down to Florida, we stayed in Macon, GA. Macon was a dump. Driving through Atlanta made me realize that Atlanta was a dump as well.
At least we agree here.

[onbison09]

You guys wouldn't be talking so much shit about the south if you saw the women. Hopefully you get to experience it in Frisco

[gsu2583]

Eagles
Soar,
Pwn
NDSU

or

Eh?
Southern
Pounds
Notherners

[Bison56]

Even
Southerners
Pick
NDSU

[BisonBucky]

Even
Santa Claus
Picked
NDSU

Santa suit must be worn by whoever has the sign.

[Bison56]

Even
Santa Claus
Picked
NDSU

Santa suit must be worn by whoever has the sign.


I like that one! Nice.:)

[Hammerhead]

I'm not the most creative type and am totally drawing a blank. Any good ideas for a small sign (11" x 17") sign? I'm in row 6 in the end zone and I'm not even sure it's worth carrying it on the plane as it might be too small to see anyway. The best I can come up with is an NDSU logo with "feel the thunder" and an ESPN logo in the corner. I'm not sure if seat #1 is on the right or left side of the section so I might put a big arrrow on the back to point up when we are kicking and sideways when the kats are kicking since in case our seats are behind the goalposts.

[moosbah]

Every
Slackjawed Bearcat
Pounded by
NDSU!

[Tatanka]

GO BISON drop the (ESPN) DEUCE on the bearcats. sportsCenter is next.

[HerdBot]

Eat
Some
Pussy
Now

Doesn't really have anything to do with football but it came to mind. Not sure why.

[344Johnson]

Every
Senior citizen should have life alert.


Drawing a blank on the last two letters.

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Sorry for Partying SHSU!!!!!!!

[NDSUFan_Sav]

Where's GSU....ButBama

[JustinTyem]

Every Bison
Score
Points to the
National Championship
2 x 4 + 1 = 9

[sfassett]

Every
Senior citizen should have life alert.


Ha... Love it hahha

[siouxdgj]

ESPN Sign ideas...

Espn3
Sucks
Put Games on
National TV


How about:

Every
Sign
Points to
NDSU

[Loud and Proud Bison fan]

E rin Andrews
S ays
P ick
N DSU

[bisonsupporter]

Even
SHSU
Picks
NDSU
2 win

[BlueKeyAlum]

E rin Andrews
S ays
P ick
N DSU

++++++++++++++++

[BlueKeyAlum]

Eddie
Schultz
Picks
NDSU

[BlueKeyAlum]

Eddie
Schultz
Poses as
NDSU fan

[CentralTimeIsGodsTime]

I liked this one from the student section, a game or two ago, "Tim Tebow wears a Brock Jensen jersey to bed."


or

Eight
ChampionShips,
Plan on
aNother

[Strommer10]

We have:
2/3 of Earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by MARCUS WILLIAMS

&

Don't Stop Bohlievin

[SUBISON247]

FCS
Football with out the BS

[BlueKeyAlum]

FCS
Football with out the BS

+++++++++++++++++++

[Tatanka]

Props to the student section. Some awesome signage today...