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duluthbison

12-02-2011, 02:00 AM

So I was driving down university tonight when I noticed something disturbing in a window of a house just east of the BSA. Someone wrote in window paint "SIOUX FOREVER!"

I hear there are a few on this board who are good at clandestine operations, someone needs "Bison" up that yard! We cannot have that garbage near the dome on Saturday!

*I am not advocating violence or vandalism. Hell, maybe someone on this board knows the people living in the house.

MNLonghorn10

12-02-2011, 02:02 AM

thats my house. come at me bro

duluthbison

12-02-2011, 02:03 AM

I will......once I finish my damn homework

Tatanka

12-02-2011, 02:04 AM

DjKyRo

12-02-2011, 02:05 AM

MN_BISON

12-02-2011, 02:43 AM

We went on SU TV News tonight to chat about Saturday's football game and one of the camera workers was decked out in UND jacket and lounge pants. I was sure to impress the "school pride" point a number of times.

I think the Sioux fans get their reckoning, worry not.

Seven words Dj: duct tape his ass to a flagpole, get it done. :nod:

DjKyRo

12-02-2011, 02:45 AM

Seven words Dj: duct tape his ass to a flagpole, get it done. :nod:

Well, it was a girl, which complicates things.

duluthbison

12-02-2011, 02:46 AM

Well, it was a girl, which complicates things.

She might like the pole

344Johnson

12-02-2011, 02:47 AM

I live literally a block away...if anyone has any good ideas, I can run over there later or very very early tomorrow morning..

MNLonghorn10

12-02-2011, 02:53 AM

your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to write on the window next of it "y u mad tho?"

double xp if you spray paint it. take pic post here

344Johnson

12-02-2011, 02:55 AM

your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to write on the window to the next of it "y u mad tho?"

double xp if you spray paint it

Maybe I stop at Walmart after dropping my sister off at the airport tomorrow and get some carwindow paint?

56BISON73

12-02-2011, 02:56 AM

Well, it was a girl, which complicates things.

No. It only makes it more fun.

MNLonghorn10

12-02-2011, 02:57 AM

Maybe I stop at Walmart after dropping my sister off at the airport tomorrow and get some carwindow paint?
youre in college. go do it now.

344Johnson

12-02-2011, 02:59 AM

youre in college. go do it now.

I gotta be up at 4 am tomorrow...can I please just do it at 0500 tomorrow?

MN_BISON

12-02-2011, 02:59 AM

Well, it was a girl, which complicates things.

Yes, that does somewhat complicate things. OK, get her a toque and some choppers and then duct tape her ass to a flagpole with a sign that says Title IX and UND in red letters. :D

MNLonghorn10

12-02-2011, 03:04 AM

I gotta be up at 4 am tomorrow...can I please just do it at 0500 tomorrow?
oh that works.

1. window paint y u mad
2. take pics post here
3.????
4. profit

344Johnson

12-02-2011, 03:05 AM

oh that works.

1. window paint y u mad
2. take pics post here
3.????
4. profit

I will try and find my sister's camera...she is probably taking it with her to New Orleans but we shall see...

AjaxTheMighty

12-02-2011, 03:35 AM

Do it up Bison style! But don't bother going unless there is photo-evidence.

DjKyRo

12-02-2011, 04:19 AM

Just add the word "SUCK" between the two words already present. Mission accomplished.

Vitojr130

12-02-2011, 04:31 AM

oh that works.

1. window paint y u mad
2. take pics post here
3.????
4. profit

What is this? /b/?

*shutter*

344Johnson

12-02-2011, 10:42 AM

Do it up Bison style! But don't bother going unless there is photo-evidence.

Walmart didn't look like it was open? Just people standing outside? Wtf? Going down there after my Air Force workout this morning. Either a daytime raid on the objective due east of the BSA. Initial Recon this morning on the building allowed me to view objective from an unsuspicious location. It said something about the Sioux, but not "Sioux Forever" as was initially reported....unless we have two objectives for me to take down.

Operation: Linebacker III

Chopper will insert ground forces in friendly neighborhood one block east of the target. I will move on foot to the target. Little-to-no resistance from locals expected. Will move in on target with window markerpaintstuff. The operation is to take no longer (including transportation) than 10-15 minutes. Daytime raid if practicable. Raid is to be completed NO LATER THAN 0045 Saturday morning. Lock and Load!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW13L5AjWiA

BisonTeacher

12-02-2011, 12:13 PM

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344Johnson

12-02-2011, 01:17 PM

aces1180

12-02-2011, 01:18 PM

344Johnson

12-02-2011, 01:30 PM

Do it...Also add Sioux Suck.

Unfortunately the window is smallish....but perhaps on another window...or his car....Oh the possibilities!

duluthbison

12-02-2011, 01:37 PM

Walmart didn't look like it was open? Just people standing outside? Wtf? Going down there after my Air Force workout this morning. Either a daytime raid on the objective due east of the BSA. Initial Recon this morning on the building allowed me to view objective from an unsuspicious location. It said something about the Sioux, but not "Sioux Forever" as was initially reported....unless we have two objectives for me to take down.

Operation: Linebacker III

Chopper will insert ground forces in friendly neighborhood one block east of the target. I will move on foot to the target. Little-to-no resistance from locals expected. Will move in on target with window markerpaintstuff. The operation is to take no longer (including transportation) than 10-15 minutes. Daytime raid if practicable. Raid is to be completed NO LATER THAN 0045 Saturday morning. Lock and Load!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW13L5AjWiA

Shit my bad. It was late, I was stuffing my face from Mickey D's, and I thought I saw that, oh well. Either way, it must be taken care of!

Strommer10

12-02-2011, 02:01 PM

Unfortunately the window is smallish....but perhaps on another window...or his car....Oh the possibilities!
Yes! Do this! After it's done, I want a picture of the corrections.

aces1180

12-02-2011, 02:05 PM

We went on SU TV News tonight to chat about Saturday's football game and one of the camera workers was decked out in UND jacket and lounge pants. I was sure to impress the "school pride" point a number of times.

I think the Sioux fans get their reckoning, worry not.

You should have announced on the air that she had teh Herpes...Wearing UND crap when you are an NDSU student is war.

I know you want a good grade in class, but some things are just worth doing! ;)

duluthbison

12-02-2011, 04:18 PM

What the hell 344!? I just drove by and didn't see any shenanigans!!

IBleedYellow

12-02-2011, 04:25 PM

Where are these pictures?!

MNLonghorn10

12-02-2011, 04:31 PM

Whioux is dumb. Hope he catches you and beats you with his ccm hockey stick..

4mcruenomore

12-02-2011, 04:35 PM

I think this is a job for CAS and TABS. Who would screw with CAS if they get caught?

TransAmBison

12-02-2011, 04:39 PM

I think this is a job for CAS and TABS. Who would screw with CAS if they get caught?What, is TABS not imposing?*

*No, no he is not.**
**But he is quick like cheetah.***
***Will be seen at the flag football game****
****Not to be confused with the fag football game*****
*****Whioux's season is over.

4mcruenomore

12-02-2011, 04:43 PM

What, is TABS not imposing?*

*No, no he is not.**
**But he is quick like cheetah.***
***Will be seen at the flag football game****
****Not to be confused with the fag football game*****
*****Whioux's season is over.

No offense, but there is something scary about a HOF Linebacker with a fist full of championship rings and probably carrying a 9 mm...

TransAmBison

12-02-2011, 04:45 PM

No offense, but there is something scary about a HOF Linebacker with a fist full of championship rings and probably carrying a 9 mm...None taken. I'm the brains, CAS is the brawn...kind of like Of Mice And Men. Just tell CAS about dem da## rabbits again...

344Johnson

12-02-2011, 07:03 PM

What the hell 344!? I just drove by and didn't see any shenanigans!!

The shenanigans will be done tonight. Under the cover of darkness.

Where are these pictures?!

Patience.....

Whioux is dumb. Hope he catches you and beats you with his ccm hockey stick..

He better be wearing his BAUER hockey pads because I will have a louisville slugger on my person.

This is my operation. CAS and TAB better stay out of this......

TransAmBison

12-02-2011, 07:10 PM

The shenanigans will be done tonight. Under the cover of darkness.

Patience.....

He better be wearing his BAUER hockey pads because I will have a louisville slugger on my person.

This is my operation. CAS and TAB better stay out of this......This just got interesting. Where's my intern?

344Johnson

12-02-2011, 07:21 PM

This just got interesting. Where's my intern?

Your intern counts as an extension of yourself and he will be excluded from this too. This is my Spartan boy getting tossed into the wild "300" style.

TransAmBison

12-02-2011, 07:24 PM

Your intern counts as an extension of yourself and he will be excluded from this too. This is my Spartan boy getting tossed into the wild "300" style.TOHBTC's camera man will be in town tonight. Be careful tonight...you might be on camera.

go_bison

12-02-2011, 07:35 PM

Further Recon suggests that the window says...Long Live the Sioux. I have purchased some window markers. Rather than writing "Y U MAD?" I have decided that I will simply wipe off the "S" on Sioux...and replace it with a yellow "WH" so it shall say Long Live the Whioux?

Anyone think this is a good plan?

I think you should write "Oh yeah, well the Jerk store called and said they are running out of you!" You may need to use all the window, part of the siding and some of the garage to fit it all in.
And if you get caught, just respond "Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife". That always gets 'em.
:D

missingnumber7

12-02-2011, 08:52 PM

Going down there after my Air Force workout this morning. Either a daytime raid on the objective due east of the BSA.
I always thought Air Force workouts were just code for beer run?

Facts

12-02-2011, 09:37 PM

Replace "live" with "suck". And/or add an "sch" to the front of "long".

Twentysix

12-02-2011, 10:04 PM

Just add the word "SUCK" between the two words already present. Mission accomplished.

Must spread rep..

IzzyFlexion

12-03-2011, 01:17 PM

I think you should write "Oh yeah, well the Jerk store called and said they are running out of you!" You may need to use all the window, part of the siding and some of the garage to fit it all in.
And if you get caught, just respond "Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife". That always gets 'em.
:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpNPw4H6_tU#t=0m32s

go_bison

12-04-2011, 06:14 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpNPw4H6_tU#t=0m32s

Good call Izzy! Glad you caught my Seinfeld reference.

4mcruenomore

12-04-2011, 06:17 PM

So what's the latest?

GradBison

12-04-2011, 06:19 PM

So what's the latest?

Somebody is all talk and no action, that's about it.

4mcruenomore

12-04-2011, 06:20 PM

Somebody is all talk and no action, that's about it.

Sounds like it, the situation would have been taken care of "back in my day"

GradBison

12-05-2011, 07:20 PM

Sounds like it, the situation would have been taken care of "back in my day"

Oh I know. I could've taken care of it already at my age.

MNLonghorn10

12-05-2011, 08:52 PM

ban 344 johnson. bring back lakes.

344Johnson

12-08-2011, 05:07 AM

It is happening tonight.

fargocyclone

12-08-2011, 05:12 AM

It is happening tonight.

'Bout time...

I keed, just make sure to take pictures!

TransAmBison

12-08-2011, 10:58 AM

It is happening tonight.A week late.

4mcruenomore

12-08-2011, 01:25 PM

Lame, no drunk pictures from 3 am this morning posted on here? Not to mention a week late.

duluthbison

12-08-2011, 01:29 PM

Bout time!

344Johnson

12-08-2011, 02:21 PM

And shamwow, still didn't happen. The son of a bitch doesn't go to bed. He sits in that damn living room and just watches. I wonder, is it DaveK? Or someone else who watches our board?

TransAmBison

12-08-2011, 02:24 PM

http://surfwithberserk.com/img/funny/epic_fails/56.jpg

GradBison

12-08-2011, 02:37 PM

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/704901/80686348.jpg

HooliganBison

12-08-2011, 02:38 PM

And shamwow, still didn't happen. The son of a bitch doesn't go to bed. He sits in that damn living room and just watches. I wonder, is it DaveK? Or someone else who watches our board?

Covert operations aim to fulfill their mission objectives without any parties knowing who sponsored or carried out the operation.

Hint Hint: Don't annouce to the world what you are about to do.

bluebison35

12-08-2011, 04:05 PM

Covert operations aim to fulfill their mission objectives without any parties knowing who sponsored or carried out the operation.

Hint Hint: Don't annouce to the world what you are about to do.

http://evansheline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/captain-obvious.jpg

MNLonghorn10

12-08-2011, 04:08 PM

And shamwow, still didn't happen. The son of a bitch doesn't go to bed. He sits in that damn living room and just watches. I wonder, is it DaveK? Or someone else who watches our board?
http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/cat_hello_good_sir.jpg

344Johnson

12-08-2011, 04:30 PM

http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/cat_hello_good_sir.jpg

If it was a Welsh Corgi in the photo instead of a cat i'd take your advice.

BlueBisonRock

12-08-2011, 04:35 PM

If it was a Welsh Corgi in the photo instead of a cat i'd take your advice.

Seems to me there are a small number of folks just chomping on the bit to help you here. Get a couple of them involved?

bluebison35

12-09-2011, 03:38 PM

Bump......did you do work last night Johnson?

duluthbison

12-09-2011, 03:49 PM

http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/11829/12113106.jpg

LITTLEGUYSINGREEN

12-09-2011, 06:08 PM

And shamwow, still didn't happen. The son of a bitch doesn't go to bed. He sits in that damn living room and just watches. I wonder, is it DaveK? Or someone else who watches our board?

Then do it during the day. He has to sleep/work sometime.

roadwarrior

12-09-2011, 06:12 PM

I think someone washed the window.....

344Johnson

12-09-2011, 07:29 PM

I think someone washed the window.....

That was taken into account.

Then do it during the day. He has to sleep/work sometime.

I think he is a meth-head. He doesn't sleep. There is also a female resident...she has a very strange schedule from the past few nights I've went out to do the job.

TransAmBison

12-09-2011, 07:35 PM

That was taken into account.

I think he is a meth-head. He doesn't sleep. There is also a female resident...she has a very strange schedule from the past few nights I've went out to do the job.hehe huhhuhuh hehehe huhuh...you said do the job.

DjKyRo

12-09-2011, 07:39 PM

I think the lesson we've all learned is that 344Johnson is not clutch.

TransAmBison

12-09-2011, 07:43 PM

I think the lesson we've all learned is that 344Johnson is not clutch.AG's house has prolly been hit 5 times since 344 said he would do the deed.

Answer Guy

12-09-2011, 07:53 PM

AG's house has prolly been hit 5 times since 344 said he would do the deed.

Truth. Don't mess with Tranny.

http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx89/NDACAnswerGuy/Signs009x.jpg

TransAmBison

12-09-2011, 07:58 PM

http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt4/bobjohnson_03/105.jpg

missingnumber7

12-14-2011, 03:47 PM

I think the lesson we've all learned is that 344Johnson is not clutch.NO the lesson is don't trust AF to do something. Get the Army or Marines...depending on the amount of collateral damange required.

344Johnson

12-14-2011, 04:40 PM

I think the lesson we've all learned is that 344Johnson is not clutch.

Did we decide ever on that one thread if clutch is tangible or if it is simply luck?

344Johnson

12-14-2011, 04:42 PM

NO the lesson is don't trust AF to do something. Get the Army or Marines...depending on the amount of collateral damange required.

Next time you need a World War ended....let the army take care of it. The planes can stay at home. ;) Can't imagine that going over too well with the boots on the ground!

missingnumber7

12-14-2011, 06:23 PM

Next time you need a World War ended....let the army take care of it. The planes can stay at home. ;) Can't imagine that going over too well with the boots on the ground!Got more help from Naval and Marine air last time I was deployed than I did from the AF. And rotary provides a lot better CAS than fixed wing IMHO.

mango

12-14-2011, 06:30 PM

How has this not happened yet? Every time I see this thread pop up I finally think something is done only to have a massive letdown...

BamaBison

12-14-2011, 06:32 PM

Poison thier trees like bama/auburn or just move on like most have

NDSU92

12-14-2011, 06:41 PM

PM me or Strommer10 'bout which house it is and let Bohlville take care of it

CAS4127

12-14-2011, 06:46 PM

Poison thier trees like bama/auburn or just move on like most have

Weren't you just the spelling nazi on another thread.

Othersise, Tranny and I would have had this done in a nano-second had we known it was going to take even close to this long. Good God man, get it done already. It's a joke-->you won't get in trouble even if you were to get caught.

duluthbison

12-14-2011, 10:27 PM

Weren't you just the spelling nazi on another thread.

Othersise, Tranny and I would have had this done in a nano-second had we known it was going to take even close to this long. Good God man, get it done already. It's a joke-->you won't get in trouble even if you were to get caught.

So you are offering free legal counsel if he does get in trouble ;)