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MNLonghorn10
10-30-2011, 10:48 PM
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/7424/missingmilkcartonpsd535.png

EndZoneQB
10-30-2011, 10:51 PM
Ohhhh shit!!!!!

Tatanka
10-30-2011, 10:53 PM
Must spread rep!!! I hope they find Sideshow Ben safe and sound and return him to his mommy.

56BISON73
10-30-2011, 10:55 PM
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/7424/missingmilkcartonpsd535.png

Well played!!!!!!!!!

EndZoneQB
10-30-2011, 10:57 PM
He was leaving the house, mentioned an amber alert, then decided he needed to make a thread about it. Good idea.

HandoEX
10-30-2011, 11:29 PM
Well put!!

TheBisonator
10-31-2011, 02:21 AM
There's a function on Photoshop where you can select an object, free transform and warp/distort/skew it, but well done regardless...

Right now Sideshow Ben's photo looks like it's being stretched b/w opposite corners of the carton.

EndZoneQB
10-31-2011, 02:34 AM
There's a function on Photoshop where you can select an object, free transform and warp/distort/skew it, but well done regardless...

Right now Sideshow Ben's photo looks like it's being stretched b/w opposite corners of the carton.

That was probably a paint creation. He did it in seriously 30 seconds, I'm sure he wasn't worried about production values...

MNLonghorn10
10-31-2011, 03:09 AM
There's a function on Photoshop where you can select an object, free transform and warp/distort/skew it, but well done regardless...

Right now Sideshow Ben's photo looks like it's being stretched b/w opposite corners of the carton.
paint>photoshop

jimmyptubas
10-31-2011, 03:12 AM
It's better than this sorry attempt at humor on the CS boards.....

http://www.championshipsubdivision.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=26516

Wally
10-31-2011, 03:27 AM
I guess I am going to have to take a few design classes so I don't feel inferior with my amateur picture posting.

2011 Champions
10-31-2011, 12:36 PM
I guess I am going to have to take a few design classes so I don't feel inferior with my amateur picture posting.

You are so gay.

KC Bison
10-31-2011, 12:44 PM
You still haven't changed your name yet. To be more accurate, it should be 2011 First Round Loser.

MNLonghorn10
10-31-2011, 12:57 PM
You still haven't changed your name yet. To be more accurate, it should be 2011 First Round Loser.
i thought itd be 2011 not playoff eligible yet

Twentysix
10-31-2011, 01:07 PM
paint>photoshop

Free>$200-$900

Totally agree.

Twentysix
10-31-2011, 01:08 PM
You still haven't changed your name yet. To be more accurate, it should be 2011 7-4 and left out again.

f i f y

2011 Champions
10-31-2011, 05:14 PM
You still haven't changed your name yet. To be more accurate, it should be 2011 First Round Loser.

I will quit posting on here until they ban me. Then I will use one of the other name I've already signed up for. You guys need to start a city wide fitness campaign. Who was the jumbo that stood up (it took him a while) and was waving the yellow flag. That guy is huge, but average in fargo.

TheBisonator
10-31-2011, 05:22 PM
I will quit posting on here until they ban me. Then I will use one of the other name I've already signed up for. You guys need to start a city wide fitness campaign. Who was the jumbo that stood up (it took him a while) and was waving the yellow flag. That guy is huge, but average in fargo.

27-19.

Eat it.

NDSU92
10-31-2011, 05:23 PM
I will quit posting on here until they ban me. Then I will use one of the other name I've already signed up for. You guys need to start a city wide fitness campaign. Who was the jumbo that stood up (it took him a while) and was waving the yellow flag. That guy is huge, but average in fargo.

If you can't win a football game, try to win on the opponent's blog, if that doesn't work try to make fun of the other team's fans...is that how the valley has worked until now?

DjKyRo
10-31-2011, 05:24 PM
If you can't win a football game, try to win on the opponent's blog, if that doesn't work try to make fun of the other team's fans...is that how the valley has worked until now?

To be fair, this is the first time we've seen how UNI fans handle defeat to our school. I'm willing to weather the storm, personally.

MNLonghorn10
10-31-2011, 05:36 PM
I will quit posting on here until they ban me. Then I will use one of the other name I've already signed up for. You guys need to start a city wide fitness campaign. Who was the jumbo that stood up (it took him a while) and was waving the yellow flag. That guy is huge, but average in fargo.
i totally agree. good thing that dome has xxxxl seats.

we didnt get a good sample of how incredibly fit uni fans are, with just the 30 of them that tagged along. i suppose iowa and iowa state were playing. bigger priorities.

BlueBisonRock
10-31-2011, 05:40 PM
I will quit posting on here until they ban me. Then I will use one of the other name I've already signed up for. You guys need to start a city wide fitness campaign. Who was the jumbo that stood up (it took him a while) and was waving the yellow flag. That guy is huge, but average in fargo.

Crap. Is SoCalled gonna have to call your mom and tell here that you are still using the computer even though you were grounded? I feel so sorry for that woman!

runtheoption
10-31-2011, 05:41 PM
I will quit posting on here until they ban me. Then I will use one of the other name I've already signed up for. You guys need to start a city wide fitness campaign. Who was the jumbo that stood up (it took him a while) and was waving the yellow flag. That guy is huge, but average in fargo.

I am not sure if we want him to post or if we want him banned. My head is about to explode.

bisonmike2
10-31-2011, 05:41 PM
I will quit posting on here until they ban me. Then I will use one of the other name I've already signed up for. You guys need to start a city wide fitness campaign. Who was the jumbo that stood up (it took him a while) and was waving the yellow flag. That guy is huge, but average in fargo.

We could really learn alot about fitness and nutrition from UNI fans.
http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/wcfcourier.com/content/tncms/assets/editorial/3/b3/a8c/3b3a8cc3-5ee9-5ced-8643-dd22a424117f.image.jpg
http://media.lawrence.com/img/croppedphotos/2010/03/21/ku_bkc_uni_mly0023_t640.jpg?a6ea3ebd4438a44b86d2e9 c39ecf7613005fe067

FYI - all fan bases have ugly fans. When you start attacking the fan base because the team you support is clearly inferior, you come off as shallow and juvenile.

MNLonghorn10
10-31-2011, 05:44 PM
hey what the hell bisonmike...you changed avatar...you cant do that when its 8-0!

put your 6th grade band picture back up, now!

bisonmike2
10-31-2011, 05:46 PM
hey what the hell bisonmike...you changed avatar...you cant do that when its 8-0!

put your 6th grade band picture back up, now!

I changed it two weeks ago too. Seemed to work pretty good then.

MNLonghorn10
10-31-2011, 06:10 PM
oh. well keep at it. can i get a framed pic of your 6th grade band picture tho?

bisonmike2
10-31-2011, 06:54 PM
oh. well keep at it. can i get a framed pic of your 6th grade band picture tho?

Sure can, but I was actually in 4th grade at the time. I just played with the 6th graders because I was that good.

Thundering Herd
11-02-2011, 04:30 AM
There's a function on Photoshop where you can select an object, free transform and warp/distort/skew it, but well done regardless...

Right now Sideshow Ben's photo looks like it's being stretched b/w opposite corners of the carton.
BUSTED! By the photoshop police. I know you're all excited about photoshop because you just started to use it, but don't critique other's shit. You let me know when you're ready for the advanced class, son....

TheBisonator
11-02-2011, 04:33 AM
BUSTED! By the photoshop police. I know you're all excited about photoshop because you just started to use it, but don't critique other's shit. You let me know when you're ready for the advanced class, son....

I've been using Photoshop for years (and I'm currently using programs that would make your head explode if you tried to use them), thanks tho...

Dgreenwell3
11-02-2011, 04:44 AM
I will quit posting on here until they ban me. Then I will use one of the other name I've already signed up for. You guys need to start a city wide fitness campaign. Who was the jumbo that stood up (it took him a while) and was waving the yellow flag. That guy is huge, but average in fargo.
Come on dude. Don't be that guy...

MNLonghorn10
11-05-2011, 09:26 PM
http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/235/unledhc.png

bisonpride4ever
11-05-2011, 09:37 PM
Bell still had over 110+ yards of offense, I figured you would've put Obeseki (sp?) on the carton instead, i think he had 1 tackle

MNLonghorn10
11-05-2011, 09:47 PM
Bell still had over 110+ yards of offense, I figured you would've put Obeseki (sp?) on the carton instead, i think he had 1 tackle
0 scores, and he was held to half of his yards per carry. obeseki was discussed, as was fouch

i was expecting barry sanders with his hype.

A1pigskin
11-05-2011, 10:21 PM
Interesting stuff..

Twentysix
11-05-2011, 10:24 PM
0 scores, and he was held to half of his yards per carry. obeseki was discussed, as was fouch

i was expecting barry sanders with his hype.

I was also expecting barry sanders. Very disapointed.

IzzyFlexion
11-05-2011, 11:26 PM
Bell still had over 110+ yards of offense, I figured you would've put Obeseki (sp?) on the carton instead, i think he had 1 tackle

Yeah, really.
Why would put a picture of that little girl from the old Cosby show on there?

BraxtonT
11-06-2011, 02:54 AM
Watching the game in person, Shakir Bell would be a great addition to the Bison team. Our 'D' line dominated when it came to his carries. He also was out for a while getting his ankle taped, but seeing a few of his moves that made more than a few of our guys look like they had cement shoes gave me an appreciation for his ability. Great players can't do much when they are facing a great team, and that is my take on what I saw today.

MNLonghorn10
12-18-2011, 02:58 AM
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5208/unledhcj.png

LITTLEGUYSINGREEN
12-18-2011, 03:01 AM
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5208/unledhcj.png

This.............

Where is/was the legendary manbearpig.

Anyone? Anyone? Buler?

mango
12-18-2011, 03:07 AM
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5208/unledhcj.png

I figured you would have gone with the Georgia Southern offense.

MNLonghorn10
12-18-2011, 03:12 AM
its not as fun when you have the next suh(boothby), barry sanders(shakir bell), and psycho sid(brent russell) be completely non factors in these games.

but yes, the triple option could've made an appearance


but remember, the alabama game.

LITTLEGUYSINGREEN
12-18-2011, 03:16 AM
Buttbama!!!!!!!!