A few more stories from Bozo I have to tell

[4mcruenomore]

A few more tidbits that I laughed over today some people might not know:

We were the first to tailgate, then Lakes and friends. Lakes in his yellow pants, the officer comes over and lakes says, "let me pay you", and proceeds to stand in front of him and unzip his crotch. haha, the cop says "whoa, wait a minute, and steps back" Lakes: "I have 2 pairs of pants on"

Bri-dog walking into Outback with his pants and boots completely covered in snow, not to mention losing his computer, sorry Brian, good thing Wyo had your back

Sav laying out AlphaGriz with the chest bump, check the link on egriz about our tailgate

Someone stuffed an empty Keystone Light can into the grille guard on my truck, in plain sight. We drove all the way home with it still there

epic weekend. hope we can have a few more like this one

4m

[BisonEngrGirl]

I like how none of your stories include anything about the actual football game ha ha. It just goes to show that Bison fans go beyond the stands!

[SDbison]

For some reason someone from Bisonville was walking around the bar on Saturday night with their pants at their ankles..........

[tjbison]

For some reason someone from Bisonville was walking around the bar on Saturday night with their pants at their ankles..........


LOL and the security guard standing at the back door laughed for 5 minutes before stepping in and even then he wasn't pissed. Don't think he ever saw anything quit like the Bison after party:nod:

[56BISON73]

For some reason someone from Bisonville was walking around the bar on Saturday night with their pants at their ankles..........

Was it the same person who had his pants down in the tailgate lot after the game? :D :smh:

[4mcruenomore]

I like how none of your stories include anything about the actual football game ha ha. It just goes to show that Bison fans go beyond the stands!

I know, the game speaks for itself though this time. I had one of the best times of my life this past weekend.

[SDbison]

Was it the same person who had his pants down in the tailgate lot after the game? :D :smh:
Crap, I vaguely remember mooning some people this past weekend.......what did I do?

[4mcruenomore]

Crap, I vaguely remember mooning some people this past weekend.......what did I do?

Do you remember Sav knocking the sh*t out of you and Michelle rushing over to see if you were ok??? LOL

[lakesbison]

PL... i dont think so.

4mcrue good stuff.


Me to Officer "so what CANT we do out here in the tailgate?"

Officer "hmmm just dont burn a vehicle, other than that, have at it"

[bri-dog]

Hooooo boy,

I don't even know which bar(s) I was at on Friday night.

Or Saturday night.:blush:

I was sure glad Saturday morning to find out Wyo had my laptop in his pickup...

[56BISON73]

Crap, I vaguely remember mooning some people this past weekend.......what did I do?

Do you really want to know? :D

[4mcruenomore]

Me asking Hando where the BattleWagon is at 8 am already at tailgate, "On their way to pick me up from the motel" hahahaha

[SDbison]

Do you remember Sav knocking the sh*t out of you and Michelle rushing over to see if you were ok??? LOL
I just remember dragging Sav along as I fell and Lakes piling on. And then being pissed cause all my beer spilled. Talk about a blind side chest bump. All I saw was a blurr coming through the crowd I was talking with!

[SDbison]

Do you really want to know? :D
Not really.......:hide: :blush:

[4mcruenomore]

I just remember dragging Sav along as I fell and Lakes piling on. And then being pissed cause all my beer spilled. Talk about a blind side chest bump. All I saw was a blurr coming through the crowd I was talking with!

Michelle said good thing you were wearing a hard hat, you went down pretty good man. hahaha

[SDbison]

I do remember some girl showing off her tattoo's........:nod:

[bri-dog]

Took me a while to remember who the hell I called with a 406 area code @ 3:03 am on Saturday night/Sunday morning. Oh yeah, Papa John's (the only pizza place we could find open for delivery at that hour. Right before I jacked the Bobcat sign we planted on Sav's chest.

[SDbison]

Took me a while to remember who the hell I called with a 406 area code @ 3:03 am on Saturday night/Sunday morning. Oh yeah, Papa John's (the only pizza place we could find open for delivery at that hour. Right before I jacked the Bobcat sign we planted on Sav's chest.
I think Bisonvillers gave Papa Johns in Bozeman several hundreds of dollars of business after 3AM this past weekend.

[56BISON73]

Not really.......:hide: :blush:

LOL It really wasnt that bad. You and SAV were chest bumping pretty agressively. SAVs pants started coming down and so were yours. Then there was a pile up. When you finally got up your pants were down enough for a monster butt crack shot. We were all laughing(of course) and were yelling about your pants at which time you just dropped them the rest of the way and bent over for the full moon effect.

[SDbison]

I heard Slick was stranded outside someplace downtown at 4 AM and couldn't get a cab so he called 911 and they said he was on his own. You can't make up this stuff.

[SDbison]

LOL It really wasnt that bad. You and SAV were chest bumping pretty agressively. SAVs pants started coming down and so were yours. Then there was a pile up. When you finally got up your pants were down enough for a monster butt crack shot. We were all laughing(of course) and were yelling about your pants at which time you just dropped them the rest of the way and bent over for the full moon effect.
I blame it on the alcohol.........

[ndsubison1]

Took me a while to remember who the hell I called with a 406 area code @ 3:03 am on Saturday night/Sunday morning. Oh yeah, Papa John's (the only pizza place we could find open for delivery at that hour. Right before I jacked the Bobcat sign we planted on Sav's chest.

that was epic. hahahaha

[SDbison]

Man, this is the stuff we can tell.............some of the stuff that happened in Bozotown will stay in Bozotown.......

[4mcruenomore]

Man, this is the stuff we can tell.............some of the stuff that happened in Bozotown will stay in Bozotown.......

You missed out on the confrontation with the Alltel looking guy with a tie and sweater at BWW too, wow!! MT FTW!! haha

[GradBison]

You missed out on the confrontation with the Alltel looking guy with a tie and sweater at BWW too, wow!! MT FTW!! haha

Best part of that whole deal was Lakes telling him "why don't you pick on someone your own size? Like me".

The guy was tiny. :rofl:

[chuckles]

I received quite the voicemail from Sav at about 3:30am, something about beer, pizza, and the mayor....?? (may have to listen to again)

[Bisonfan1]

Me and Kevin walked into our room, (so we thought) kevin goes, " hey wheres my sunglasses, wheres my stuff" I saz - "wheres my cooler, wheres my beer, wheres the water" then we realize in someone elses room ( after Kevin took a dump ) CLASSIC !! yes we found our room finally :D

[4mcruenomore]

Me and Kevin walked into our room, (so we thought) kevin goes, " hey wheres my sunglasses, wheres my stuff" I saz - "wheres my cooler, wheres my beer, wheres the water" then we realize in someone elses room ( after Kevin took a dump ) CLASSIC !! yes we found our room finally :D

Like I said, best trip ever.

[BadlandsBison]

:rofl: :rofl:

Me and Kevin walked into our room, (so we thought) kevin goes, " hey wheres my sunglasses, wheres my stuff" I saz - "wheres my cooler, wheres my beer, wheres the water" then we realize in someone elses room ( after Kevin took a dump ) CLASSIC !! yes we found our room finally :D

The best I've got is my cousin got kicked out of a bar. Some girl flipped out on him and he called her some name, but he was the guy that got booted. Might have had something to do with wearing bison gear:)

Oh, and the hippie bar on Friday night. Nothing really happened but we probably saw the least productive citizens of Bozeman. There was even a band playing Doobie Brothers.

[bri-dog]

LOL -- I went over and talked to that punk for awhile and got him to simmer down. Didn't want to sic Sav on him. After a couple minutes he was like "Yes Sir, No Sir, Sorry Sir". I told him he didn't have to call me Sir, just chill or Sav might piss-pound him.;)

[4mcruenomore]

LOL -- I went over and talked to that punk for awhile and got him to simmer down. Didn't want to sic Sav on him. After a couple minutes he was like "Yes Sir, No Sir, Sorry Sir". I told him he didn't have to call me Sir, just chill or Sav might piss-pound him.;)

There was only like 30 of us there, and 1 of him, not to mention my wife who is 10x more of an athlete than him. haha, awesome.

[Bisonfan1]

LOL -- I went over and talked to that punk for awhile and got him to simmer down. Didn't want to sic Sav on him. After a couple minutes he was like "Yes Sir, No Sir, Sorry Sir". I told him he didn't have to call me Sir, just chill or Sav might piss-pound him.;)

And the whole time we were surfing on your laptop !! ha ha ha Nice to meet you friday night ( I think ) bri-dog

[4mcruenomore]

Michelle wanted to go over and knock him off of his chair, SWEET!!

[bri-dog]

There was only like 30 of us there, and 1 of him, not to mention my wife who is 10x more of an athlete than him. haha, awesome.

Yeah, I think he figured that out. That's when he got all nice. I'm sure as hell not intimidating...

[Wally]

:rofl: :rofl:


The best I've got is my cousin got kicked out of a bar. Some girl flipped out on him and he called her some name, but he was the guy that got booted. Might have had something to do with wearing bison gear:)

Oh, and the hippie bar on Friday night. Nothing really happened but we probably saw the least productive citizens of Bozeman. There was even a band playing Doobie Brothers.

Spinning hippies?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5deVFuHxT3g

[4mcruenomore]

Yeah, I think he figured that out. That's when he got all nice. I'm sure as hell not intimidating...

My wife played HS VB and BB, and College VB at Mary, and also works out everyday, even I'm scared of her. She would have wasted that guy, LOL!!!

[ndsubison1]

LOL -- I went over and talked to that punk for awhile and got him to simmer down. Didn't want to sic Sav on him. After a couple minutes he was like "Yes Sir, No Sir, Sorry Sir". I told him he didn't have to call me Sir, just chill or Sav might piss-pound him.;)

I really have no idea how that even started. He just came over and started spouting off. Everybody was like what the hell is going on? lol

[bri-dog]

I really have no idea how that even started. He just came over and started spouting off. Everybody was like what the hell is going on? lol

He told me that he saw everyone celebrating and "chest puffing" or some shit like that and it just pissed him off. Doesn't sound like something any of us guys would do.;)

[UTH]

I'm sure some remember the dude who plowed into my beer, making a hell of a presentation out of it. I checked the damage (loss of less than a finger, thank God) and gave him an elbow to get him out of my face. What the F#CK, man? I walked on a pinch, turned around just to see Slick get in his face, basically offering to kick his a$$. I didn't get to see the rest, so someone else can finish it...

[JustinTyem]

This is some of the BEST S#%t of alltime. I cant wait to party with the best bisonvillers!!!!!

[UTH]

PL... i dont think so.

4mcrue good stuff.


Me to Officer "so what CANT we do out here in the tailgate?"

Officer "hmmm just dont burn a vehicle, other than that, have at it"


That would have been good to know a little sooner than this. Thanks, for the info, lakes. Better late than never, I guess.

[56BISON73]

Yeah, I think he figured that out. That's when he got all nice. I'm sure as hell not intimidating...

Trying to figure out how you can remember all that because you were having a very hard time talking.:nod:

[bri-dog]

Trying to figure out how you can remember all that because you were having a very hard time talking.:nod:

I have a few blank spots; that part was so damn funny, though...

[heckler]

I'm sure some remember the dude who plowed into my beer, making a hell of a presentation out of it. I checked the damage (loss of less than a finger, thank God) and gave him an elbow to get him out of my face. What the F#CK, man? I walked on a pinch, turned around just to see Slick get in his face, basically offering to kick his a$$. I didn't get to see the rest, so someone else can finish it...

It was some pissed off bobcat fan. When security was escorting him out he slipped on the floor and basically knocked himself out.

[90BISON]

It was some pissed off bobcat fan. When security was escorting him out he slipped on the floor and basically knocked himself out.

That was the most hilarious part of that whole "incident"! I had no idea that Slick was such a badass! LOL

Don't forget Slick's "smoking date"........ Bwahahahahahahaha!!! :D

[heckler]

That was the most hilarious part of that whole "incident"! I had no idea that Slick was such a badass! LOL

Don't forget Slick's "smoking date"........ Bwahahahahahahaha!!! :D

LMFAO!! I almost forgot about that! So wrong yet so funny...

[UTH]

LMFAO!! I almost forgot about that! So wrong yet so funny...


OK - smokey memories here... Please help.

[UTH]

That was the most hilarious part of that whole "incident"! I had no idea that Slick was such a badass! LOL

Don't forget Slick's "smoking date"........ Bwahahahahahahaha!!! :D


With such an immediate reaction without even thinking, he would be a good person to share a foxhole with.

[90BISON]

OK - smokey memories here... Please help.

After the "almost" bar fight incident, with the guy who a couple minutes later was mopping the floor with his back......Slick's future smoking buddy came stumbling by, not sure how he could stand & was leaning up against one of the columns, so as not to fall over.....in an effort to get rid of him, we had him go outside with Slick to have a smoke......Slick got WAY more than he bargained for.....I really don't want to know any more details than that!!! :D

I'm sure Slick's new motto would be, "What happened behind the 317 in Bozeman, stays in Bozeman!" :D :D

[ndsubison1]

http://darrenholes09.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/funny-pictures-ocd-cat-is-disturbed-by-loose-threads1.jpg

[WYOBISONMAN]

I am not saying a damn thing......nothing......Damn glad there were no DUIs and I was able to get the truck parked downtown on Friday night!

[Bisonfan1]

I will only post what I was involved in, I have quite the log book on the rest of you though , so please mail me a check to ...............

[HandoEX]

Ming, MontBison, and I got smack talked to by the Bozeman junior high school football team during the 4th quarter of the game. It wasn't light hearted smack either, these kids wanted blood! It was hilarious!

[WYOBISONMAN]

We're lucky there wasn't a rumble in BWW. Sav was ready to do it!

[mebisonII]

Ming, MontBison, and I got smack talked to by the Bozeman junior high school football team during the 4th quarter of the game. It wasn't light hearted smack either, these kids wanted blood! It was hilarious!

I saw a comment on BN (I think) about someone being mad that they saw NDSU fans smack talking high school kids. My first thought was "I bet I know who started it...that's not the age of quiet, hold your tongue, respect-your-elders behavior that some people think it is."

[NDSUFan_Sav]

We're lucky there wasn't a rumble in BWW. Sav was ready to do it!

i would challenged him to a chest bump

[BadlandsBison]

i would challenged him to a chest bump

:rofl: :rofl:

[HandoEX]

I saw a comment on BN (I think) about someone being mad that they saw NDSU fans smack talking high school kids. My first thought was "I bet I know who started it...that's not the age of quiet, hold your tongue, respect-your-elders behavior that some people think it is."

We were NOT smack talking them. Remember McNorton's carry where he recieved a poor spot? The ref spotted the ball and Bison fans in the stands boo'ed the placement. It just so happens that there was an injured Cat on the play. One of the high school kids started running his mouth about how our QB is a pussy. I told the kid that our fans were not boo'ing their injured player and that they were boo'ing the spot. I told him to pay attention to the applause from our fans when their injured player got up. He didn't have anything else to say after that.

[4mcruenomore]

We were NOT smack talking them. Remember McNorton's carry where he recieved a poor spot? The ref spotted the ball and Bison fans in the stands boo'ed the placement. It just so happens that there was an injured Cat on the play. One of the high school kids started running his mouth about how our QB is a pussy. I told the kid that our fans were not boo'ing their injured player and that they were boo'ing the spot. I told him to pay attention to the applause from our fans when their injured player got up. He didn't have anything else to say after that.

You are pretty intimidating, I would have dropped the conversation also, hahahahahahaha.

[MontBison]

We were NOT smack talking them. Remember McNorton's carry where he recieved a poor spot? The ref spotted the ball and Bison fans in the stands boo'ed the placement. It just so happens that there was an injured Cat on the play. One of the high school kids started running his mouth about how our QB is a pussy. I told the kid that our fans were not boo'ing their injured player and that they were boo'ing the spot. I told him to pay attention to the applause from our fans when their injured player got up. He didn't have anything else to say after that.

I was almost in shock when those kids started talking smack what a joke. I met Bri-dog on friday nigh at Bar IX, he just kinda mumbled un-audible words and then yells GO BISON!!! How about SD cat calling those laddies saturday night on the way to the bar? Hey, I like your fur coat!

[bri-dog]

I was almost in shock when those kids started talking smack what a joke. I met Bri-dog on friday nigh at Bar IX, he just kinda mumbled un-audible words and then yells GO BISON!!! How about SD cat calling those laddies saturday night on the way to the bar? Hey, I like your fur coat!

Ahhh, so THAT'S where I was.:blush:

[UTH]

After the "almost" bar fight incident, with the guy who a couple minutes later was mopping the floor with his back......Slick's future smoking buddy came stumbling by, not sure how he could stand & was leaning up against one of the columns, so as not to fall over.....in an effort to get rid of him, we had him go outside with Slick to have a smoke......Slick got WAY more than he bargained for.....I really don't want to know any more details than that!!! :D

I'm sure Slick's new motto would be, "What happened behind the 317 in Bozeman, stays in Bozeman!" :D :D


Now that you mention it, I'm starting to remember this one, too - the Granola Guy. I believe he came back saying "More queererer than a $3 bill!!!!" Good thing he complained and didn't act, so it should all be well. The look on his face was pretty classic. I lolled a pinch.

Not so sure Slick wants people 'remembering' things about the trip much more...

[90BISON]

Now that you mention it, I'm starting to remember this one, too - the Granola Guy. I believe he came back saying "More queererer than a $3 bill!!!!" Good thing he complained and didn't act, so it should all be well. The look on his face was pretty classic. I lolled a pinch.

Not so sure Slick wants people 'remembering' things about the trip much more...

.....and a response from Slick in 5, 4, 3, ............. (crickets chirping)

He did make it back, didn't he?? :hide:

[mebisonII]

I was almost in shock when those kids started talking smack what a joke. I met Bri-dog on friday nigh at Bar IX, he just kinda mumbled un-audible words and then yells GO BISON!!! How about SD cat calling those laddies saturday night on the way to the bar? Hey, I like your fur coat!

Wait, SD was cat-calling laddies? I didn't figure him for that type. :confused: Thought he was into ladies. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[SlickVic]

Chea I made it back had a blast in bozo town and yea I can be pretty intimadating when I wanna be I don't play games u fools shoulda seen me in denver I was running them streets lol hahaha sippin a steel reserve on the street corner like a g 6

[90BISON]

Chea I made it back had a blast in bozo town and yea I can be pretty intimadating when I wanna be I don't play games u fools shoulda seen me in denver I was running them streets lol hahaha sippin a steel reserve on the street corner like a g 6

You crack me up Slick! Glad you made it back....

[unbison]

Here is a story from the family lakes and I sat next tohttp://http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/301261/ (http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/301261/)

[GradBison]

Here is a story from the family lakes and I sat next tohttp://http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/301261/ (http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/301261/)

haha I wonder who the "huge young man" is. ;) That's awesome, really great people all around in Bozeman.