Dj get yourself some Mc nuggets!!!!

[56BISON73]

Apparently Chicks dig McNuggets!!!

There's a radio commercial I've heard a few times that goes something like this:

Quote:
Girl 1: So, are you going over to Jason's house to watch the game?

Girl 2: I don't know. I'm not really into football.

Girl 1: C'mon, it'll be fun! They'll run the football, then there'll be scoring, then someone will bring over a bunch of McNuggets!

Girl 2: Wait - McNuggets?

Girl 1: Yeah, someone always brings along a 50-piece McNugget.

Girl 2: Hmm... I think I could get into football...


So I'm going to assume this is accurate, so you should use McNuggets as your trump card from here on out.

DJ: To girl (or guy?) in class--- Hey, you busy this weekend? Wanna hang out or something?

Girl in class: Oh, I don't know...

DJ: We could get McNuggets. McDonalds has a special on the 50-piece McNugget meal.


Girl in class: Pick me up at 8.

There ya go DJ your ticket to the promised land :D

[TransAmBison]

Apparently Chicks dig McNuggets!!!

There's a radio commercial I've heard a few times that goes something like this:

Quote:
Girl 1: So, are you going over to Jason's house to watch the game?

Girl 2: I don't know. I'm not really into football.

Girl 1: C'mon, it'll be fun! They'll run the football, then there'll be scoring, then someone will bring over a bunch of McNuggets!

Girl 2: Wait - McNuggets?

Girl 1: Yeah, someone always brings along a 50-piece McNugget.

Girl 2: Hmm... I think I could get into football...


So I'm going to assume this is accurate, so you should use McNuggets as your trump card from here on out.

DJ: To girl (or guy?) in class--- Hey, you busy this weekend? Wanna hang out or something?

Girl in class: Oh, I don't know...

DJ: We could get McNuggets.

Girl in class: Pick me up at 8.

There ya go DJ your ticket to the promised land :D

You missed the critical details...but it may work. There was a mention of a 50-piece mcnugget pack...this arouses the FAT chick. Yes, the mention of food, and food in abundance...yes she is ready to mate. DJ...go get you some! I know all this because I read it in chapter two (Effin da Fatties) of Lakes' book, "Rain Man".

[56BISON73]

You missed the critical details...but it may work. There was a mention of a 50-piece mcnugget pack...this arouses the FAT chick. Yes, the mention of food, and food in abundance...yes she is ready to mate. DJ...go get you some! I know all this because I read it in chapter two (Effin da Fatties) of Lakes' book, "Rain Man".

Fixed it. LOL Not only does it show that DJ likes his food in bulk he is also thrifty. Which are 2 strong selling points.

[DjKyRo]

Dude, way ahead of you. White-meat McNuggets are straight BAWLIN. Didn't know chicks dig them too....might have to walk up and down Albrecht and see who comes calling.


.....jackasses. :p

[ndsubison1]

fat girls need lovin too

[EndZoneQB]

fat girls need lovin too

...but they gotta pay...

[mebisonII]

You know, just the other day I walked over to my local McDonalds and got myself a 10 piece chicken McNuggets meal with an orange Hi-C. Felt like I was 10 years old again and realized why I had liked being 10 so well.

All that said, you're not my type, Dj, so don't get your hopes up.

[TransAmBison]

You know, just the other day I walked over to my local McDonalds and got myself a 10 piece chicken McNuggets meal with an orange Hi-C. Felt like I was 10 years old again and realized why I had liked being 10 so well.

All that said, you're not my type, Dj, so don't get your hopes up.
Don't worry...DJ likes a little more cushion for the pushin...

[DjKyRo]

Don't worry...DJ likes a little more cushion for the pushin...

Wait'll the pics from my trip to Brookings get posted on Facebook - giddy-up!

[Notorious]

GREAT?!....."The Adventures of DJKYRO" thread coming soon.....

PuMp.IT..UP!

[TransAmBison]

http://www.expandmywealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fat-girls-and-fries.jpg
Wait'll the pics from my trip to Brookings get posted on Facebook - giddy-up!

[Herd80]

I swear to God, no more McDonalds...ever

DJ, well done on the two-fer

[mebisonII]

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[Tatanka]

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[aces1180]

Bill Clinton approves of this thread!

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[mebisonII]

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[BisonBabe]

A pet peeve I have is the way men will treat women if they are fluffy. Ugh it can be down right mean.:smh: :smh: