My New Method of Evaluating the Heisman Winner [Archive]

gotts

12-14-2008, 03:02 AM

Rules:

*Candidates will be evaluated solely on the appearance of their girlfriends.

*There are no other rules

So, right away we can eliminate the single Sam Bradford. Sorry bud, your appearance in the national title game is all for naught when it comes to gotts's Heisman Trophy...

It's tough, but our Heisman runner-up is Colt McCoy. You've got a fine-looking woman on your arm, but she really just doesn't do it for me. I prefer the brunettes over the blondes!

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/colt-mccoy-girlfriend-rachel-glandorf.jpg

By process of elimination, our winner must be Tim Tebow. No further explanation is necessary!

http://www.guyoverhere.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/l_a4a27d062c92ca0274573f4d8ba57919.jpg

I'd be interested to know how the rest of you score this one!

Gully

12-14-2008, 05:08 PM

It appears that Tebow has much more talent on his arm. He was clearly robbed.

MN_BISON

12-15-2008, 01:30 AM

Sorry guys, but if it were up to me I'd give the Heisman to Colt.

tjbison

12-15-2008, 01:58 AM

Sorry guys, but if it were up to me I'd give the Heisman to Colt.

Same here!! I'll bet anything that TV snapshot does not do her Justice!!!!!:nod:

sambini

12-15-2008, 04:47 AM

Rules:

*Candidates will be evaluated solely on the appearance of their girlfriends.

*There are no other rules

So, right away we can eliminate the single Sam Bradford. Sorry bud, your appearance in the national title game is all for naught when it comes to gotts's Heisman Trophy...

It's tough, but our Heisman runner-up is Colt McCoy. You've got a fine-looking woman on your arm, but she really just doesn't do it for me. I prefer the brunettes over the blondes!

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/colt-mccoy-girlfriend-rachel-glandorf.jpg

By process of elimination, our winner must be Tim Tebow. No further explanation is necessary!

http://www.guyoverhere.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/l_a4a27d062c92ca0274573f4d8ba57919.jpg

I'd be interested to know how the rest of you score this one!

my oh my Tebow+++++

WYOBISONMAN

12-15-2008, 04:33 PM

Hmmm.......you don't play with those.......you play amongst those........;)

Bison_Pride

12-15-2008, 11:40 PM

There is much more to learn in the TEBOWZONE! Actually is appears that the girl in the picture is not really his girlfriend.

http://www.tebowzone.com/2008/04/tim-tebows-girlfriend/

NDSU1980

12-15-2008, 11:52 PM

Those things are as fake as a $3 bill

gotts

12-16-2008, 03:09 AM

There is much more to learn in the TEBOWZONE! Actually is appears that the girl in the picture is not really his girlfriend.

http://www.tebowzone.com/2008/04/tim-tebows-girlfriend/

Yeah, found that out today too. It's really a shame when facts get in the way of a good story!

But if you're in that good of company, I still award it to him!

BisoninNWMN

12-16-2008, 11:33 AM

Tebow by a mile.......Holy Sh**!!!!

Flintstone

12-16-2008, 05:42 PM

Those things are as fake as a $3 bill

Fake or real, who cares

BisoninNWMN

12-16-2008, 11:27 PM

Fake or real, who cares

My kind of guy!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

NDSU1980

12-17-2008, 12:50 AM

Fake or real, who cares

Fake tend to be "high maintenance" :)

duluthbison

12-17-2008, 06:14 AM

Fake tend to be "high maintenance" :)

Ya but the rewards could be oh so worth it!!:nod:

heckler

12-17-2008, 09:11 PM

There goes my bisonville privs... according to my fiancee I'm not "evaluating" anyone tonight... dam

Shawn-O

12-20-2008, 02:18 AM

Rules:

*Candidates will be evaluated solely on the appearance of their girlfriends.

*There are no other rules

So, right away we can eliminate the single Sam Bradford. Sorry bud, your appearance in the national title game is all for naught when it comes to gotts's Heisman Trophy...

It's tough, but our Heisman runner-up is Colt McCoy. You've got a fine-looking woman on your arm, but she really just doesn't do it for me. I prefer the brunettes over the blondes!

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/colt-mccoy-girlfriend-rachel-glandorf.jpg

By process of elimination, our winner must be Tim Tebow. No further explanation is necessary!

http://www.guyoverhere.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/l_a4a27d062c92ca0274573f4d8ba57919.jpg

I'd be interested to know how the rest of you score this one!

Tebow..you motorboatin' son of a B&*ch, you old sailor you!!

BigBison

12-23-2008, 10:40 AM

"Are they built for speed or for comfort?"

Bison_Pride

12-24-2008, 09:05 AM

ESPN says it's his cousin. :(

http://dcs1969.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/tebow-girl-boobs-115.jpg

http://allsportlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/98048.jpg

Kevin

01-03-2009, 10:57 AM

The second picture is actually Lucy Pinder, a British model. She'd probably go for a guy like Tebow, though.

sambini

01-04-2009, 04:27 AM

ESPN says it's his cousin. :(

http://dcs1969.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/tebow-girl-boobs-115.jpg

http://allsportlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/98048.jpgMY OH MY+++

Hammersmith

01-04-2009, 08:12 AM

The second picture is actually Lucy Pinder, a British model. She'd probably go for a guy like Tebow, though.

I want to thank you for posting her name. I was curious, so I did a Google image search(DO NOT DO THIS AT WORK IF YOU HAVE SAFESEARCH OFF!!*) and I was pleasantly surprised. VERY pleasantly.

*or even if you have it on

Kevin

01-04-2009, 11:18 AM

I want to thank you for posting her name. I was curious, so I did a Google image search(DO NOT DO THIS AT WORK IF YOU HAVE SAFESEARCH OFF!!*) and I was pleasantly surprised. VERY pleasantly.

*or even if you have it on

If you like her check out Keeley Hazell (also, not from work)

IzzyFlexion

01-04-2009, 02:12 PM

I want to thank you for posting her name. I was curious, so I did a Google image search(DO NOT DO THIS AT WORK IF YOU HAVE SAFESEARCH OFF!!*) and I was pleasantly surprised. VERY pleasantly.

*or even if you have it on

Google imaging hot chicks at 3 in the morning, Hammer?
You're my new hero!
BTW, the support group meets at my house next week.:blush:

aces1180

01-04-2009, 05:41 PM

I want to thank you for posting her name. I was curious, so I did a Google image search(DO NOT DO THIS AT WORK IF YOU HAVE SAFESEARCH OFF!!*) and I was pleasantly surprised. VERY pleasantly.

*or even if you have it on

A good Web site to look at, not from work, is Egotastic.com...Lot's of good stuff with her and many other celebs.

Hammersmith

01-04-2009, 07:41 PM

Google imaging hot chicks at 3 in the morning, Hammer?
You're my new hero!
BTW, the support group meets at my house next week.:blush:

F-ing Guitar Hero. It's my first experience getting through an entire career and I wanted to finish it up. God, the songs get worse as you get near the end. Although seeing Ozzy sing La Bamba was pretty funny.