Engineering (and any other major/career) Jokes

[mebisonII]

It had to be done!

Q. What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

A. Mechanical engineers built weapons, civil engineers build targets.




I.E. = Imaginary engineer.




Fire away!

[fargocyclone]

Perfect! Those are my two favorite professional jokes! Reps to you!

[McBison]

Lim (Civil Engineering GPA)
GPA--->0

=

Construction Management Degree

One of my good friends who works as a project manager in town said 'if it wasn't for calc II, i'd be a civil engineer'

[gotts]

Lim (Civil Engineering GPA)
GPA--->0

=

Construction Management Degree

One of my good friends who works as a project manager in town said 'if it wasn't for calc II, i'd be a civil engineer'

Agreed. I will sheepishly admit it took me 3 tries to get through Calc 2.

After I passed, I then realized it was a weeder course.

[Civil06]

Agreed. I will sheepishly admit it took me 3 tries to get through Calc 2.

After I passed, I then realized it was a weeder course.

It's was good that you pushed through it and didn't quit. I lost a lot of classmates in that course that just didn't want to try again.

And back to the jokes:

Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.



Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year.


The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

[BlueBisonRock]

What is the difference between an Economist and an Accountant?


The Economist is the one with a personality!

[Go_Herd]

It had to be done!

I.E. = Imaginary engineer.

Fire away!


That's what I am.....and I always thought I was special. haha

[Bison bison]

Agreed. I will sheepishly admit it took me 3 tries to get through Calc 2.

After I passed, I then realized it was a weeder course.

Riemann sums and integration is where it's at!

[gotts]

Riemann sums and integration is where it's at!

Oy...

Funny thing is it takes 3 tries for Calc II, but Differential Equations only takes 1?

[McBison]

Oy...

Funny thing is it takes 3 tries for Calc II, but Differential Equations only takes 1?

Yeah calc II was twice for me...and I got an A in diffy. Difference for me? A really GREAT teacher.