Fargodome Security & Bison Football

[SDbison]

We are talking Dome Nazi's, those who love to enforce vague rules and subject fans to their PC interpretations of what is allowable for cheering and standing. Some are passive as hell (hope by some chance we get a couple of those in our sections) and others think they are part of the Gestapo. Craig Bohl wants fans to get up and make some noise as much as possible, not sure what Gene Taylor wants anymore, and Pat Simmers just wants to keep all the big money teammakers happy (i.e. if they like to sit on most every down, standing will annoy them and they will get their way).
Some Fargodome PC rules:
1. Don't try to encourage others around you to cheer.
2. The best ticket holders just read a book, knit or sleep.
3. Pussy is a swear word.
4. Sitters have more rights than standers.
5. Fans that are too busy stuffing their face or breastfeeding babies are more important than those that come to watch the game and cheer (see also #2).
6. Don't piss off people in the suites, its big revenue for the dome and their wishes come in front of yours.
7. Don't wear a Bison hard hat as it is a sure indicator that you are a unruly fan.
8. Those who wear a suit and tie will not be scrutinized.
9. Flying one paper airplane is grounds for immediate ejection whether you are 7 or 77 years old.
10. Dome security doesn't have to actually see or hear an undesirable action, they just take the word of the complaining party and act as judge, jury and executioner.
11. Most important, dome security and anyone associated with the Fargodome can outright lie about, create or destroy evidence in defense of their power trip.

[TAILG8R]

Here we go again!?!?!?!?!?!

[Bison bison]

SD, I think you should wear a suit (or at least a sports coat) and smoke a bubble pipe.

[Scooter1]

I think you forgot... Don't be a dick. People can be loud and have a good time. I see it every game. Just don't be a dick about it.

12. DON'T BE A DICK. (unless your name is Dick then you can be Dick)

[tjbison]

is Dick a swear word???

[SDbison]

SD, I think you should wear a suit (or at least a sports coat) and smoke a bubble pipe.
I think you should dress up like a donkey since you are such a.........:D

[SDbison]

I think you forgot... Don't be a dick. People can be loud and have a good time. I see it every game. Just don't be a dick about it.

12. DON'T BE A DICK. (unless your name is Dick then you can be Dick)
I think you also forgot... Don't be a dick. People can sit on their hands, choose to be quiet and not complain to dome security if there are fans standing up and cheering on critical downs. I see it every game. Just don't be a dick about it.
Goes both ways scooter.........

[Herd Mentality]

Just remember, one mention of manboobs and you'll be escorted out by no less than 4 Fargo Police officers and 6 dome security members.

[UTH]

Just remember, one mention of manboobs and you'll be escorted out by no less than 4 Fargo Police officers and 6 dome security members.

But remember... Such talk just might help some people get through the dull doldrums of the offseason... [linky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yetyxESndQ&feature=related)]

[Scooter1]

I think you also forgot... Don't be a dick. People can sit on their hands, choose to be quiet and not complain to dome security if there are fans standing up and cheering on critical downs. I see it every game. Just don't be a dick about it.
Goes both ways scooter.........

Yeah, it does...funny thing though, I have yelled and screemed until I could hardly talk the next day and have yet to have security talk to me. I guess you don't seem to get what I'm talking about.....some people, I'm not saying you. (Once again, I'm not saying you), tend to think that public sporting events give them the right to act like a complete ass because they are in a crowd. People can be loud and cheer without being a dick.

But, I also have a tough time with the uppidy quiet few that don't realize that a football game should be loud.

[pmp6nl]

Sit next to the rowdy students!

[56BISON73]

Yeah, it does...funny thing though, I have yelled and screemed until I could hardly talk the next day and have yet to have security talk to me. I guess you don't seem to get what I'm talking about.....some people, I'm not saying you. (Once again, I'm not saying you), tend to think that public sporting events give them the right to act like a complete ass because they are in a crowd. People can be loud and cheer without being a dick.

But, I also have a tough time with the uppidy quiet few that don't realize that a football game should be loud.

Well said. PL

[SirHinn]

Jeremy and the Crew said they were going to talk to them and other officials of the dome staff to prevent some of the actions the staff has made in the past. He also said that no one should ever be told they have to sit down in their seats during a game. He felt that people like the students and the rowdy crowd, are the type of people that they want for the atmosphere.

[SDbison]

Yeah, it does...funny thing though, I have yelled and screemed until I could hardly talk the next day and have yet to have security talk to me. I guess you don't seem to get what I'm talking about.....some people, I'm not saying you. (Once again, I'm not saying you), tend to think that public sporting events give them the right to act like a complete ass because they are in a crowd. People can be loud and cheer without being a dick.

But, I also have a tough time with the uppidy quiet few that don't realize that a football game should be loud.
Some people tend to think that they own the dome and a sporting event is supposed to be like attending theatre or a play. Too bad you seem to attract all the dicks. Maybe iit is just you?

[SDbison]

Well said. PL
Quit sucking up to Simmers PL.

[SDbison]

Jeremy and the Crew said they were going to talk to them and other officials of the dome staff to prevent some of the actions the staff has made in the past. He also said that no one should ever be told they have to sit down in their seats during a game. He felt that people like the students and the rowdy crowd, are the type of people that they want for the atmosphere.
Bullshit.....I will believe it when I see it........

[TAILG8R]

With all the vivid descriptions of his experiences at the dome I can see why SD make sure to make it to all the home games. :confused: :D

[56BISON73]

Quit sucking up to Simmers PL.

SD
Simmers has nothing to do with my opinion. PL

[56BISON73]

Some people tend to think that they own the dome and a sporting event is supposed to be like attending theatre or a play. Too bad you seem to attract all the dicks. Maybe iit is just you?

SD
Considering all the problems you seem to be encountering with the staff at the Dome you may well ask that question of yourself????:nod:
PL

[SDbison]

With all the vivid descriptions of his experiences at the dome I can see why SD make sure to make it to all the home games. :confused: :D
Explain,,,,,? If you want to make a comment then make it. Quit F'ing around?

[SDbison]

SD
Simmers has nothing to do with my opinion. PL
You and Simmers are like two peas in a pod PL. I call it like I see it.

[SDbison]

[/b]

SD
Considering all the problems you seem to be encountering with the staff at the Dome you may well ask that question of yourself????:nod:
PL
So you are acknowledging all the staff are dicks?

[56BISON73]

You and Simmers are like two peas in a pod PL. I call it like I see it.

AS I stated before. My opinion has nothing to do with Simmers. If my opinion happens to coinside with policy(which is surprising) then why the angst??? You seem to take umbridge with fans who dont fit your model of a "supposed True Fan" .

There are over 18,000 + fans that attend the Bison Football games. For some reason the majority of those fans dont have a negative experience with the dome staff. Why is that??? For those that do have a negative experience Simmers is not the cause of it.
PL

[56BISON73]

So you are acknowledging all the staff are dicks?
Not at all because I have had nothing but good interactions with everybody that I have had a chance to meet that work at the dome.
PL

[Scooter1]

Some people tend to think that they own the dome and a sporting event is supposed to be like attending theatre or a play. Too bad you seem to attract all the dicks. Maybe iit is just you?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Too bad you seam to attract all the dicks......stop it, you're killing me.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wouldn't it be a wonderful world if everybody agreed on everything. Some people think that the Dome security can be a little too reactionary. That may be. There are fans that need to lighten up and realize they are at a football game.

The sad thing is that you know exactly what I mean when I say that some people think that they can act any way they want when they are in a group because it makes the action annonimous. If that isn't your situation, (and I never said it was) then what is the big problem with what I posted? I told you not once but twice that I wasn't referring to you. Why do you continue to think that I am? Deep down, do you think that you fall in this group?

[WYOBISONMAN]

Come on guys.....we are all Bison Fans.....let's keep this discussion reasonable and not personal. This thread is getting way out of line. I gotta lock this down.:banghead: